Chapter 97: The Pig Butcher Becomes a Crosstalk Talker in a Second!
After hearing this sentence, I almost couldn't stand up! You've given me an advantage. Guys, tell me, what's wrong with me, Haotian? Isn't it just that my work is a bit invasive? Although we are not rich, handsome, but we are But it is possible to become a rich and handsome father!
Besides, you said it again, you asked me to be your grandson-in-law. Why? I haven’t agreed yet! Oh no, it’s impossible for me to agree at all.
Why? Because...because I believe in heredity! You don't look very good yourself, but you still have a granddaughter, a granddaughter! I even doubt whether you have a wife or whether you have children. son!
Well, I thought of this. Someone smart should have guessed it, right? There is nothing wrong with it. The ghost who just spoke is the disgusting ghost!
I had a good impression of him now, after all, the old man saved me. However, after he saw that the limelight was not good and ran away, I just wanted to kill him, because I hate people who abandon their friends at critical moments. ——Not even a ghost!!!
That disgusting guy said that, can I tolerate him? The answer is impossible!
So, at that time, I immediately turned to the disgusting ghost, then picked up the Bagua mirror on the ground, and then I lifted it up - I wanted to give the disgusting ghost some color, so as to save that guy from being with me in the future. I can’t tell who is the big king and who is the little king... Of course, the big king must be me!
If I say that I am convinced by myself, when it comes to doing something, I just do it as I say without delaying at all! No, I took the Bagua mirror and looked at the disgusting ghost's position... So ever , the sound of a wolf howling spread throughout the space!
Hearing such a miserable sound, I was shocked. Fortunately, I have a strong heart. Otherwise, I would have been scared to death.
But I have some doubts. I didn’t use much force. I just used the Bagua Mirror to lightly tap it. That disgusting ghost wouldn’t scream like that. Even when I was dealing with Japan... the Japanese ghosts didn’t scream like that. How miserable!
To be honest, that disgusting ghost can be considered my friend. If it was really fucked up by me, or even shot to death by me, I would feel really bad.
So, I hurriedly ran in the direction of the disgusting guy! After a while, I came to the old guy, but when I saw his appearance, I was a little confused...because this guy Does it look like someone is being fucked there? It’s clear that the complexion is rosy and shiny!!!
***, what’s going on? I stood in the crowd of ghosts and asked myself! Well, maybe it’s because I just took care of the Japanese ghosts. Those ghosts just scattered when they saw me running here. Open it, it looks like it is extremely afraid of me!
"Oh, what are you doing, Haotian!" This disgusting ghost was very reluctant when he saw me coming. He said to me with a straight face: "You just exposed me by doing this, right?" ?You kid... I originally wanted to be an undercover agent, but now, everything has been ruined!" As he said that, the old guy sighed.
I had no intention of talking to him, so I asked directly: "Why are you shouting when you are fine? If you don't shout, why would I come to you?"
After the words fell, the disgusting ghost was silent...for several minutes, then the guy suddenly yelled: "You just shouted, why should I shout?"
After hearing what the disgusting ghost said, I was stunned. What the hell? It wasn't what it shouted? If it wasn't what it shouted, then who did it?
Then, I told it: It was obviously you who shouted. Then it asked me why I had to say that it was the one who shouted. So, I told it that I hit it with the Bagua mirror, so it shouted.
come out.
But who would have thought, after I finished speaking, the disgusting ghost laughed and said: You are the only one who beat me with the Bagua mirror, you don’t even know how to use it.
Hearing this, I seemed to be electrocuted, and my brain became short-circuited in an instant - that's right! I haven't "activated" this Bagua Mirror yet, so how can it be useful?
That's right, if this Bagua Mirror wants to exert its power, it must be activated with a spell first... The higher the level of the spell, the greater the power of the Bagua Mirror. So, what I did just now was not at all against the disgusting ghost.
What harm will it cause? Of course, this does not mean that the Bagua Mirror will not be easy to use without the use of charms... It is just that the power of the Bagua Mirror activated without charms is small.
Now that I figured out what was going on, I stopped talking about the disgusting ghost. However, I still didn't leave, but chose to stand there and think.
But after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't think of one, two, three, four, five, six, or seven. In the end, I had no choice but to stop thinking about it, and then I was about to leave.
But at this moment, the sound appeared again! Well, it was a wolf howling again. This time, I learned to be smart. Not only did my ears listen to where the sound came from, but my eyes also looked for it at the same time.
As the saying goes, God pays off his hard work. Hey, don’t look at my stupid method. In the end, I really found the origin of the sound. But, I have to wait and see for myself...*
**Totally messy in the wind!
Because, the owner of the wolf howling sound is actually! It is actually - Tyson Smecta!
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"I said, Brother Tyson, what are you yelling about when you have nothing to do?" A few minutes later, I stood in front of Tyson, looking depressed at Wang Dachui, who was still lying on the ground with his head in his hands, like a little bastard.
Said: "Did you know that because of your voice, even the undercover agent hiding among the ghosts was exposed!"
Yes, that's right. The disgusting ghost just told me that the reason why it wanted to run away was to work as an undercover agent for the ghost, and then... while the puppy was relaxing, he gave it a fatal blow, but in the end
, but I managed it all by myself.
I can't say that I don't believe in the disgusting ghost. After all, it has no need to lie to me, so I still believe it for the time being... As a result, the facts later proved that my belief was completely correct!
As soon as I finished speaking, Tyson who was lying on the ground became angry. He stood up immediately and yelled at me: "Undercover? What can I do if I'm undercover? I was photographed by you, and I don't have the right to shout."
Already?"
"You are still undercover. Do you think this is Infernal Affairs? If you say so, I am still undercover. I am the one who infiltrated you... I'm sorry, my real identity is also a Taoist priest!!!" Then Tyson said
As he said this, he felt more energetic. There are no tables or benches in front of you. Otherwise, you would definitely step on them.
Having said that, I couldn’t help it anymore and burst out laughing. Tyson, Tyson, you are so funny. I believe you if you say your true identity is a boxing champion, but you say you are a Taoist priest
, I really don’t believe it... Not only do I not believe it, I also think it’s funny! Because, this is the first time I heard that Taoist priests have this kind of thing; they are actually worse than the old Taoist priests and Er Lei!!!
"Are you also a Taoist priest? Oh, don't be ridiculous!" I laughed and said, "If you are a Taoist priest, then I am the ancestor of the Taoist priests. I founded the entire Taoism..."
After the words fell, Tyson fell silent. And I don’t know why, but my heart skipped a beat after I said it. Maybe, things are unpredictable... I didn’t expect that the words I just said casually at the beginning turned out to be true!
"Humph, just pretend to be cool!" Suddenly, Tyson spoke, and he said to me contemptuously: "Sooner or later, you will be struck by lightning, and you will die if you pretend to be cool!" Damn it, after that, I just said it
He ran away!
"Male is a figure of eight!"
"Today, I, Haotian, won't kill you - Tyson! From now on in this place in Haicheng, I will walk backwards!" As I said that, I picked up a brick on the ground again, well, it was just now
The part that slapped him moved towards him.
Ever since, something similar happened - I, Haotian, picked up bricks and chased Tyson again. The difference was that last time, I had shoe soles in my hands, and this time,
But it was replaced with a deadly weapon-Brick!
This time is different from the last time. Last time I didn't plan to attack Tyson, that is to say, I didn't use all my strength. But this time is different. Tyson really angered me, and I know that the guy is no longer convinced.
Because I didn’t clean up his skin for him! So, this time I got the chance to train that guy Tyson!
"Don't chase me...don't chase me!" Tyson was still lustful, shouting as he ran.
Don’t chase you? If I don’t chase you, I will take care of you.
"Don't run away if you have the guts... just stand down!" I know it's useless to say this, that guy can't stand down. But out of luck, I still hope that guy can stand down, otherwise
If so, I will be exhausted from running in a while.
To say that things were so weird, who knew that after I finished speaking, Tyson actually stood down... As soon as I saw Tyson stopped, I immediately ran over, that speed... faster than I had before
It's not just a little bit fast! It's fast!
"Haha, why don't you run away?" I held the brick and said to Tyson. While talking, I weighed the brick. Well, the purpose was just to tease Tyson.
After hearing this, Tyson said something calmly and calmly, which left me speechless: "You asked me to stop, and I stopped. If I don't stop, you can take the bricks."
Hit me, now I listen to you - stop, but you still want to hit me with a brick, do you think I listen to you or not?"
"Should I stop or not? Tell me whether I will listen to you or not!"
After saying this, I fainted! What a fool... Tyson, Tyson, are you a pig butcher? I think you are a psychopath who escaped from Tianjin Deyun Club
Bar?
Ah, no, a crosstalk actor who ran away, right? You...you are telling me tongue twisters, is this?
This is really a second, the pig butcher turned into a cross talk actor!!!
Chapter completed!