I saw an old red flag car with old teeth that had been worn out, knocked my car into the ditch. What I couldn't understand most was that the red flag that hit my car had nothing to do without the bumper and even the patent leather

Lose.

I was so angry that I cursed myself. This was clearly: the old-fashioned red flag, which made my car burst into tears in broad daylight!

As the saying goes, you have to look at the owner when you beat a dog. In broad daylight, you make my car burst into anus. Can I tolerate you?

I carried my pants and strode to the Hongqi car. I wanted to see if the mountain cannon didn't have eyes.

But I saw nothing outside, it was just black because the windows of the Hongqi car were covered with black film.

I thought to myself: This car owner is really amazing. Such a broken car and such a high-end window film, do you often play with the car?

I don't know if the people inside saw me, so I kicked the hood of the Hongqi car and cursed: "Can you drive? Road killer, you are, if I'm in the car, I'll let you do it.

You're hit and killed! You're a shitty thing, get out of here quickly." If you want to say that anyone is angry about this, you can't blame me for being bad.

I don’t know if it was my words or if the kick I played it.

The door of the car owner was immediately opened and a middle-aged man walked down.

This middle-aged man dressed very simply, like an old farmer, with his head combed and glasses. As soon as he got off the car, he hurriedly said to me: "Sorry!"

"Sorry, what's the use of that?" I said angrily: "I killed you, I'm sorry to you, are you willing?" I think that for this kind of road killer, I can't spoil him, I'll give it to you well today.

He gave a lesson.

After hearing what I said, the middle-aged man with his head turned around showed a complimentary smile: "I'm really sorry, I really blame me. I was trying the autonomous driving function just now, but who knew that I had hit your car. It doesn't matter, I'll pay you money."

I laughed when I heard this. This is too good at blowing. It also has an automatic driving function. Why don’t you say that your car can protect against shells?

I have to pay me a lot of money. Although my car is not very valuable, I can buy thousands of scrap iron. I think he is just a little old man in the countryside, and he is bragging.

As a result, it was indeed as I expected. The man with his head took out his pockets and didn't find anything.

Then he bragged that he forgot to bring his check and asked me to give him the phone number and give me a new one tomorrow.

I really can't believe what this guy said is true. If I want to believe it, I'm just a fool. I didn't want him to compensate at all. It's all poor people who fight each other, so why are you too anxious? Besides, my car has insurance.

Sighing and waved my hand, I said, "Don't kick from heaven or underground. I don't need you to compensate, you go..." If this guy didn't wear a look, I would have

I suspect it was from Haicheng Mental Hospital. It really seems that bragging is not illegal, so I will blow it to death.

Then I said, "If you really have money, you should change your car and don't drive a scrapped car out. This is when I met me. If I had a bad temper, you would have been looking for glasses.

.”

After I finished speaking, he smiled: "You little comrade is interesting. Let's be friends! My surname is Shen and Qingyun. I don't know the surname of the little brother?"

"If you don't have a surname, you're called Haotian!"

"I like it!" The old man raised his thumbs up: "I wonder where little brother, where is it?"

I said perfunctorily: "A ordinary person who is not high or high is nothing. There are dozens of people under my command, and I look at them every day..." After saying that, I added a sentence in my heart, they all

It's a dead person.

After hearing this, Lao Wutou slapped me and was startled: "Okay, little brother Haotian." He walked up and patted me on the shoulder: "Young and promising, do you have a partner? I'll introduce one to you.

”

I thought to myself, get out of here, I can’t talk to you anymore. It’s getting dark for a while, why should I find an old Taoist priest?

If the old man in front of him is really good at me, he is invincible and competes with the old Taoist priest. From the end, I heard that he has always been so arrogant. Now it is a harmonious society, otherwise I would have beaten him up in one shot.

The female ghost can't beat me, can I still beat an old man?

I hurriedly said, "Brother Qingyun, I have something important to me. I can't chat with you anymore. See if I can help me pull the car up." Now there is still a distance away from Erlei's place, I always

You can't walk around.

After hearing this, the old man was excited and shook his body and said, "If you have an urgent matter, you should tell me earlier. Don't I have a car? I'll take you there! Put your car here first, and I'll ask the traffic police to deal with it!"

I thought to myself, I almost stopped making trouble. You just drove the car and hit my car. You pulled me and were about to hit the train. I saw the King of Hell directly, and everything was left.

Finally, after all, Lao Wutu finally agreed and he drove my car out.

After all my efforts, I finally pulled the car that had already been blown out of the ditch.

I tried it except that the back of the car was dent, and the rest was fine and I could drive it.

So, I wanted to say goodbye to the old man, but the guy said he couldn't bear to leave and asked me to go to dinner with him and he treated him...

Later, there was no way, so I told him my mobile phone number and said that I would like to go next time.

Before leaving, he handed me a business card and said that if there was something to do, I didn't care, so I threw it into my camouflage top pocket.

After the old man left, I got into the car and fired, stepped on the accelerator and started.

But after driving for a while, I heard a "Peng" sound, and then the car put out the fire. I hurriedly got out of the car and saw that it was the bumper of the car that had fallen and the wheels were blocked.

I was so tired that I was sweating profusely before I got out the bumper, but who knew that I had just finished the bumper here and heard a "bang" sound, and the entire windshield of the car was broken...

I was fucked and sweared: "Fuck, unlucky!"

About half an hour later, I drove the bumper off, the front and rear headlights were broken, there was no windshield, and the trunk was bumpy, and the car was driving on the road.

I understand one thing, that is, if a person wants to drive, he needs to drive a combat vehicle in the car.

And now I did it, the car I drove was the battle car in the cross......

The driving was quite smooth this time. After driving for about half an hour, I finally saw Erlei talking about the temple.

So I stepped on the accelerator and rushed over.

One thousand meters, nine hundred meters, eight hundred meters, six hundred meters, just when it was still 100 meters away from the temple, my car once again put out the fire!

I was going to curse this time. When I got out of the car, I checked and found nothing wrong with the car. I tinkered for a long time but still didn't find any problems there.

Finally, I got into the car so tired that I got up. After sitting in the car, I realized that the fuel gauge of the car had zeroed and there was no gasoline! **...

I looked at the ruined temple that was more than 500 meters away from me, sighed, dragged my tired body, walked over with my numb feet that had just stepped on the accelerator.

The words are divided into two ends.

There were two figures in a dilapidated temple room on the outskirts of the city, and they were very busy.

"Master, what's wrong with you today? You're bleeding! You actually got a whole pig to eat!" A little fat man said to the old man who was adding charcoal to the fire.

"Erlei, you don't understand this. We are resurrecting from the dead, so of course we need to improve our food!"

"Besides, there will be a distinguished guest coming soon."

"Master, how do you know that there are guests coming?"

"I woke up in the morning and saw a few owls playing in the yard. I had a fortune telling, and today there were distinguished guests coming!" The old and the young were the old Taoist priests and Erlei.

Erlei was a little confused after hearing this: "Master, I remember that owls enter the house. It's not a good thing. How could there be a distinguished guest?"

The old Taoist priest pouted and said, "You know what the hexagram of the master is, that is quite accurate."

"I don't know who it is, so I've done a fortune to Wu Zetian in the southern suburbs, saying that he is born to be prosperous." Erlei saw the old Taoist priest like this and muttered: "So he has become a widow now, and has been married to him."

The man either choked to death by eating or drinking water."

"Go and go, can you blame me? It's her own problem. If you don't tell you, what do you know in every family of your child?"

"You think I'll go on surfing. My compass is broken. I'm going to buy one. By the way, check out the Maopu Forum, go on Tianya Baidu Post Bar, and follow a novel called Zhangjia Erlei who I followed.

"The old Taoist priest left after saying that, leaving the little fat man reluctantly holding the wooden block and adding it to the fire.
Chapter completed!