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Chapter 115: To Kill or Kill a Pig?

As soon as these words came out, the ghosts in the sky exploded.

"You little bitch, just brag, you still kill people?" The ghosts are not idiots. Just look at the clothes that bitch is wearing, and you will know that he is a pig killer.

Why do you say that? Because it says on Goudan’s clothes, Haicheng xx Slaughterhouse.

"**? Who is the little brat?" Goudan stood there and cursed in the air at the ghost he had just spoken to.

"You talk about how you look, it's so abstract!" Goudan continued to scold: "At first glance, you are destined to be a bastard. People like you really deserve to die."

"Were you a seller of cooking cakes during your lifetime? Wu Dalang was reincarnated..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the ghost who had just scolded Goudan was so angry that he was trembling all over, and then something unexpected happened.

I saw that the ghost covered his chest, pointed at the dog's balls... and said two words: you, you...

As soon as he finished speaking, with a loud bang, the ghost exploded!

When I saw this, I was so frightened. What happened? Damn it? Self-destruction?

The soul is instantly annihilated? **Your mother, what kind of skill is this?

"Hahaha... Juebi is right, Juebi is right!" Good guy, when Goudan saw the ghost he had just scolded, he immediately disappeared into thin air. He was still full of energy, standing there like this,

Just one more dance to do.

But the good times didn't last long. The bitch had just been quiet for a while when he was interrupted by a sharp voice.

"Nima...Cao Ni Ma...you, is your surname Liu?" Good guy, a ghost asked Goudan. Judging from his posture, he seemed to know this Goudan. Oh, yes, this Goudan was the original one.

The one who gives you cigarettes and wine.

"Ah? I'm in Haicheng. Killing pigs doesn't show blood, ah, no, killing people doesn't show blood..." Damn, this guy even let it slip, but he was so smart that he immediately changed his mind.

After that, Goudan chatted for several minutes, and finally said: "I am the one who is famous far and near, and the people in Haicheng know everything and know everything - Liu Yidao (Liu)!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the ghost in the sky who had just spoken went berserk, rolled up his illusory sleeves, exposed a rotten arm, and cursed: "Nima, I have finally found you! Save one knife, one knife, wait for death.

!”

"I want revenge!!!"

No more, this thing flew out... Looking at the ghost flying out, I was confused, what is going on? Why did I get an unexpected gain? Do these two people know each other?

It was too late, but it was too late. In the blink of an eye, the ghost was in front of Goudaner.

Hey, this bitch really has a few tricks up his sleeve. When he saw the ghost in the sky running towards him, he suddenly stepped back and avoided the attack of the ghost in the sky.

"**, what are you doing?" Goudan'er asked, standing firm and keeping a distance from the ghost in the sky.

Listening to Goudan say this, I was thinking in my heart, you said you, you are a complete idiot, you still ask people what they do, what do you say they do?

If someone wants to beat you up, why can he still play around with you two?

"What did you say I was going to do? Think about it for yourself...do you still remember me?" I went, and sure enough, this guy really knows Goudaner!

As soon as he finished speaking, that bitch was confused on the spot. After a long time, he frowned and said: "Are you my eldest cousin? Hey, tell me if you are my eldest cousin..."

"

**, I'm speechless. Damn, brother, can you take a good look at this girl? She's a big and round man, and she actually turned this girl into a cousin. It's amazing!

"Elder cousin? Cousin, how big are you... Do you really not remember me? Do you really not remember me?"

Well, this thing about feelings is such a bastard... If this bitch remembers who you are, can he call you cousin???

"I really don't remember..."

"Okay, you don't remember, right?" The old man, after hearing Goudan say that he didn't remember, became even more angry: "Were you selling meat at the Nanguan Hall in Haicheng three years ago?"

"Hmm...yes, I did sell meat three years ago. What happened? A quality killer starts out as a meat seller. This is something our industry is well aware of!"

After listening to this, I really want to take a sip of salty soda and spit it to death... Tell me about you, can you stop pretending? As for Potian, you are just a meat seller and butcher, but now you

Actually... you even pretended to be a killer. Damn, are you a killer?

Well, even if you want to pretend to be a killer, please can you be more formal? Brother, please change into a suit next time instead of work clothes!!!

"Haha... Liu Datou, it's your uncle! Three years ago, I ate the pork you sold, and then I got enteritis... Then, I died. It's you, you are just a seller.

Bad pork, the bastard who poured water into it!"

"You idiot, give me my life...give me your life!!!"

After saying that, the ghost flew over again... This time Goudan was completely stupid. His whole body was trembling. It was obvious... Goudan was definitely scared.

"Fuck you!" In a flash, the meat-eating ghost, well, let's call it a meat-eating ghost.

In the blink of an eye, the meat-eating ghost was in front of Goudan'er, and then he raised his hand, and a gust of dark wind came out, and Goudan'er was blown away...

I stood there, staring at the dog Dan'er that drew an arc in the air. I couldn't calm down for a long time. Oh, the world is so big and full of wonders. Damn... can such a coincidence happen?

, to say that Goudaner is really unlucky, but then I thought about it, who let this guy sell fake meat!

Selling fake meat, selling fake cigarettes, selling fake wine... Selling leaky inflatable dolls, selling condoms with holes, these people cannot be controlled... It would be better if they were dead!!!

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"Pfft!" After being slapped by the flesh-eating ghost, Goudan'er was thrown far away. Of course Goudan'er couldn't be left alone, right? At this time, he was half-kneeling on the ground, covering his own face with one hand.

On the chest, a mouth is vomiting blood...

After a while, Goudaner finished vomiting blood, and then something happened that shocked me. In just a moment, Goudaner stood up on the spot, and then ran far away and rushed towards the crowd of pig butchers.

middle.

"Big guy, run quickly...these ghosts are going to kill us, run quickly..."

Good guy, this guy is really good. He actually... still wants to run. Well, just run away. Why are you dragging the big guy with you? It’s obviously just a ghost fucking you. Why do you say all the ghosts want to fuck the big guy?

Woolen cloth?

"What are you running for? Why are you running? We are human beings and they are ghosts. I don't believe it... With so many people, why are we afraid of a few ghosts?" One person said. When the words fell, another person picked up and continued:

"Yeah, damn...we are human beings, why are we afraid of a few stinky ghosts?"

"Anyway, I can't bear to say this. We are all the top celebrities in this sea city. We can't be so cowardly and do it with them!!!"

Hey, don't tell me, I really took a good look at these two people talking. Why did I want to look at it? Because I wanted to see who was so **** and actually let a bunch of people do it.

Pig butcher, go fight with a group of ghosts, this is not to die, what is this?

But when I saw the two men talking, I was completely speechless, because the person who said the first sentence was Li Gang, and the person who said the second sentence was Wang Dachui.

Well, these two living treasures, for some reason, are actually twisted into a rope now... Damn it, just twist it, but don't twist it, do you two want to...

Holding bricks and fighting a group of ghosts?

Paralysis, as expected, the facts are not what I expected. Isn't it? These two people seem to be singing a double act, ah, no, after these two double acters finished speaking, the overall morale improved.

Now, each of the pig butchers seemed to have turned into generals. They all looked as if they were going to the battlefield and were about to go out for war, looking at the ghosts in the sky.

If you just look at it like this, just stare at it, then forget it... But there is someone, he is a fool, he is heartless, he is a mountain cannon.

"Grass mud horses, why don't you come down and beat us to death? Don't pretend to be cool. If you pretend to be cool, you'll be struck by lightning. Look at how cool you look. You're all just like your dead parents. You're all destined to be bastards!"

Who is the speaker? Yes, it’s Shan Pao!

That mountain gunner!? Well... that's that bitch, damn, I'm convinced by him, he is really talented, just now he was almost slapped to death because of his bad mouth, now it's better...

. His mouth started to tremble again, and he was not afraid. A ghost would come out after a while and seek revenge on him!

Hey, this bastard is calling other people's ghosts 123567. Of course they can't tolerate it anymore, isn't it... The leader of the ghosts has already stepped forward.

"Big guy... come down with me and kill them! It's true that we are ghosts, but we also have dignity!"

"I don't know what's going on with you. Anyway, I've been a ghost for decades and I haven't done anything bad. Now...these little brats are trying to hurt me to death. I can't stand it anymore."

Damn it, go down and kill them!!"

After saying that, the ghost floated down in a flash, and its target was...ah, it was Goudan'er!!!

.............

In a large supermarket in Haicheng.

Two figures stood at the checkout area.

"Brother Chunyu, we bought so many things, can we eat them?" said a child among the two figures.

After he finished speaking, a young man beside him said, "Er Lei, you don't understand this!"

"Rich people like us eat half and throw away half... You are young, you should learn more!"

After finishing speaking, the little fat man rolled his eyes at the young man next to him, and then muttered on the spot: "There are still rich people. If you don't show off, you will feel uncomfortable, right?"

"If the girl at the checkout looks good, just show off!"

"The last time you went to eat Scottish Braised Noodles, you saw that they were free of charge, so you ordered several bowls in one go..."

"Crack!"

"Little bitch, what are you talking about... The easter eggs are still to be continued, and the Taoist priest is still to be continued."
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