After saying this, I regret it in my heart. Isn’t this curse? I looked at the old Taoist priest’s face as bright as a chrysanthemum, and hurriedly used his brain with an IQ of up to 250, thinking about how to save it.

If I say I am not bragging, although we won’t say numb words, I will flatter you! You know, I have worked in the funeral home for the past few years, relying on the mouth below my nose. Because of this, the boss even gave me a nickname called Flattering Little Prince!

After thinking about it for a while, I suddenly remembered a sentence in my mind. This sentence was seen on a friend’s personal signature.

"Don't care too much when you lose something, because you still have something to lose."

I think this sentence is better for the old Taoist priest now. Think about it, although the coffin and other things in the old Taoist priest's yard have been confiscated by the city manager, he has other things. Are the pickled vegetables jars in the disgusting haunted house still there?

"Master Tianyi, I think you should be glad!" After thinking about the way to persuade him, I continued to say to the sulking old Taoist priest: "Don't look at the things in your yard are gone, but the pickled vegetables jars in your room are still there! You have to know that those slutty things just now are not humans, and everything is left wherever you go..."

As I was talking, I went off topic. Later, I could only attribute the reason to the old Taoist priest. You must know that I didn’t do this before, it must be his contagion. It’s really like Zhu Zhichi, and the old Taoist priest became a chatterbox!

I was just talking excitedly, and suddenly the old Taoist priest stood up and covered his chest, pointed at my nose and cursed: "You are the life of eating shit! I brought all my bad luck to me..."

After he said that, I was so angry. No matter what, I am a man. You looked at me coldly again and again. I am a person with an ID card and don’t care about you. But you can’t call me a stool. It’s really hard to be a good person! So I left without saying a word. I was also very reckless and blatant to the old Taoist priest. I didn’t know the good people’s hearts. I turned around and left. I will never play with you again!

But as soon as I turned around and stepped on my legs, I felt a pain in my body. It seemed as if I had hit something. I didn't stand firmly and fell down with a bang. I once again had an unexpected kiss with the ground.

Lying on the ground, I thought to myself, what's this for! I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, or why was it so unlucky? I barely got up from the ground, covered my handsome face that had fallen several times, wiped my bloody nose with my hands, opened my eyes and looked back to see what exactly hit me!

Okay, when I turned around and hit me, I was actually a bald man! He was already quite strong and stood there with his waist in his arms. I, a weak person who was only half a life left by a female ghost, how could I bear him and hit me like that! But I don’t understand more about why he stood here!

So I complained: "Why are you? You haven't left yet? You hit me to death!"

The bald man gritted his teeth and said, "I'll listen to your praise, where are we!" After he said it, I felt a little nervous. Did he hear all the words I said just now?

The bald man stood on the spot with a hideous face and pointed at me with his fingers as if he was about to eat me: "I didn't expect that you know people and faces but not your heart! You little bastard are good in appearance and secretly bury people. We have difficulties too! I think you are a talented person. If you want to come back and bring you into the gang, you will scold us, right?"

"We brothers are everywhere, right? Well, then, wait!" After saying that, Bald Ting opened his mouth and shouted, "Brothers, come here!" The decibels were all very loud.

Ten minutes later, I scratched my head and looked at everything that was happening in front of me.

I believe everyone has guessed it, because of my words, the bald man greeted the people outside again. When these people heard that there was something, they were so happy that they rushed into the house in a hurry. They seemed to have eaten Xuanmai chewing gum, and hummed a small song after another and held the jar outside, and couldn't stop at all.

.........

The group of people held the old Taoist priest's jar in their hands and hummed us ordinary people. Today, a very happy little song was about to be moved to the car. But just as they were about to go out, the old Taoist priest ran to the temple gate like he had practiced Lingbo Weibu, and in the blink of an eye he ran to the temple gate and stopped them.

"Put down the jar in your hand, you can take anything, you can't move these things!" The old Taoist priest stood at the door, pulling his neck and saying to the urban management officers holding the jar in his hand.

Seeing the old Taoist priest being so anxious, I was a little confused. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be! These broken jars are not worth much, even if there are pickles inside, they can't be sold for a few dollars. I guess I can't even get a coffin, but why did he do this? I was confused again.

It seemed that the old Taoist priest's words had worked, and these people stopped. But then the bald man opened his mouth and said, "Tyson, it's time for you to appear. Now there are people who want to challenge our authority!"

As soon as the bald man finished speaking, a fat man walked out in the crowd holding the jar. When I saw him, I felt a little shocked because the jar in his hand was exactly what I saw in the room before, and a jar with purple paper written on it: "Heaven, Earth, Xuan, Zong" was pasted!

The fat man walked out slowly, put the jar in his hand on the ground, squinted his eyes and raised his head and said to the old Taoist priest with his nostrils: "What do you mean? You still want to hit it, don't you know what I'm doing?" If you want to say that the old Taoist priest is the same, you can let them take it away. Isn't it a big deal to reason with these people?

"What are you doing?" the old Taoist priest looked at the fat man and raised his head to ask.

"I tell you, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless!" The fat man stuck one hand around his waist and pointed at the old Taoist priest with the other hand, "I am the boxing champion of Haicheng Urban Management Team, who spent a lot of money to hire, specialize in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfaction. People in the martial arts world were given the nickname: Tyson." I looked at the person who called himself Tyson, thinking that these days are really amazing, and the mysterious department has also hired foreign players!

After he said that, the old Taoist priest smiled and grinned at Tyson, "Do you know what I do?" I looked at the old Taoist priest, and by asking this, I knew that he was not holding back anything!

Tyson smacked his lips: "Aren't you just pretending to be a god and selling coffins?" Tyson was quite funny, but what he said was exactly the same. The old Taoist priest is indeed good at pretending to be a god and a ghost!

Upon hearing this, the old Taoist priest shook his head: "No, no, no, actually, my real identity is to treat mental illness..." Good guy, I said, "The old Taoist priest didn't hold back, it was true.

"My mother, how dare you call me a lunatic?" Tyson was scolded by the old Taoist morale. He said that the old Taoist priests really cursed people for a few times, and they made Tyson angry without swearing words. But it would be great if he could catch ghosts!

"I have heard of someone picking up money, but I haven't heard of someone picking up money yet..." The old Taoist priest once again showed his magical skill of talking, and I thought to myself that I must not offend him in the future.

"You..." Tyson was so angry that he was really angry. Then he gasped, unbuttoned his clothes with his hands, threw them on the ground, and said, "Do you want to die?" He showed his tendons and flesh, and put a poss on the old Taoist priest.

Tyson's position is so stupid as he is, he thought he was very handsome. If I hadn't eaten pork just now and couldn't bear to spit it out, I would have retching long ago...

The old Taoist priest ignored him. After all, I was speechless about such stupid things. But it’s strange that people are. The more you ignore someone, the more excited he will be.

Tyson saw that the old Taoist priest didn't say anything, then he hugged his hands together and twisted it, as if he was doing a warm-up.

After five minutes, Tyson was so awesome that he said to the old Taoist priest: "If you are killed by me later, don't come to me if you become a ghost! Why don't you know why? Hey, you can't guess with your IQ. I will tell you, because my grandfather is a Taoist priest!" After Tyson said that, I was going to laugh to death. This guy is indeed not an ordinary silly Thirteen.

"I am a Taoist priest." The old Taoist priest said lightly.

I know that the old Taoist priest definitely did not take advantage of Tyson, because they were originally Taoist priests, but Tyson didn't think so.

Tyson gritted his teeth, ran to the old Taoist priest with his legs, raised his fist as big as a steamed bun, and hit the old Taoist priest's eyes. If the old Taoist priest was killed by this punch, he would be blind. It seems that the so-called Tyson is really fierce. No wonder the mysterious department wants to hire him. It turns out that there are a few tricks! However, I admire him if he says he hits him!

The expected thing did not happen. The old Taoist priest just gently lifted his rough palm and grabbed Tyson's wrist as soon as he reached out. It was strange that Tyson was so big that he was so caught by the old Taoist priest that he couldn't move!

In a short while, Tyson was sweating when the old Taoist priest grabbed his hands like an eagle claw, and he kept muttering, "Let me go, why don't you play according to the routine? You don't play like this, you don't wear a wrist pinch!"

Tyson is also a pig brain. He punched him so hard that he was blocked by the old Taoist priest. A discerning person could tell that the old Taoist priest was not simple, but he was still stupid. I don’t know what happened! When I looked at the bald man, his eyes were about to come out, and I was so scared at first glance!

After all, the old Taoist priest is a person with an ID card, so how could he be so slutty? He just said that he let go and left, and let Tyson go.

After Tyson was released, he raised his fist again without saying a word and hit the old Taoist priest in the forehead. I thought to myself that a fool is a fool, and he used the same trick twice, and the old Taoist priest could not be polite to these people at all!

After all, the old Taoist priest was very powerful when he was in battle. He raised his rough palm again and grabbed Tyson's wrist.

But unexpected things happened. Tyson suddenly pulled his fist back, raised his leg and put it on the old Taoist priest's lower body, and the old Taoist priest's hand in the air was also lost...
Chapter completed!