Chapter 22 The feeling of deja vu!
When the old Taoist priest heard Erlei's words, he smiled obscenely, and then pointed his finger at me with his unusual human beings. I almost got angry when I saw this. Damn, I knew that the old Taoist priest was not holding back. The facts proved that, as expected, he actually asked me to do something about the formation!
Let me make an array eye? Unless I am an idiot, I will listen to him! Although I don’t know what the array eye is, judging from the old Taoist priest just now, it would be a good thing to be a big deal. The old Taoist priest is just cheating people, oh no, cheating father!
"Come back for me, who will do it if you don't do it?" I didn't say anything, raised my legs and walked out, but as soon as I stepped out with one foot, I heard the old Taoist priest roaring behind.
"Let me tell you the truth. Although your Tao is reflected in the fact that it is activated because of some unknown relationships, it is impossible to be invaded by all ghosts. All this is because you don't have Taoist energy yet!" The old Taoist priest muttered and said a lot: "You have seen what happened just now, why are all ghosts targeting you? It is because of your current physique. Without Taoist qi, you are like Tang Monk without Sun Wukong's protection. Demons and monsters want to eat you when they see you. But if they have Taoist qi, it is equivalent to having Sun Wukong. In this way, I don't have to worry about you anymore. You will be killed by ghosts..." The old Taoist priest said more and more, and finally he even made Sun Wukong out! Grandma, I think I have never read the four great classics? Not to mention Sun Wukong, I know even Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, who have been a charity with him in Taoyuan.
"What is Tao Qi?" I told the question in my heart. After all, I really don't know what Tao Qi is. I only know what air is! To be honest, the old Taoist priest said nothing but a little bit, but I still believe him more or less. After all, he has saved me from the ghost palm several times. Of course, the heaviest thing is that he is much stronger than the disgusting ghost. The disgusting ghost is as good as a fantasy novel! When it comes to the unscrupulous ghost, I cut him with my eyes. The disgusting ghost stood behind me, stared at him, and hurriedly lowered his head shyly, making it seem like I was teasing him.
After I asked, the old Taoist priest smashed his tongue and then slowly spoke: "What do you mean by this Taoist qi? It's a very mysterious, very mysterious thing..." I'll just turn it over! Is Taoist qi love? I just heard that love is a very mysterious thing.
"Get out, I don't believe you. What kind of eyes are you talking about? I won't do it. Isn't this a disgusting ghost? Let him do it!" I pulled my legs back. In fact, it was not that I didn't want to leave, but because I just saw the Japanese ghost in the sky and ate several ghosts that were sucked back by him. He ate so delicious. If he hadn't eaten a ghost, I would have drooled a lot!
Then, the old Taoist priest explained the meaning of the formation eye to me, but before this I would like to tell you what the formation set up by the old Taoist priest! Of course, these are all said by the old Taoist priest!
The official word for the formation we are in is: the talisman and the Eight Trigrams Formation. Actually, if I say it, this formation is like the demon-proof circle drawn by Sun Wukong for Tang Seng. When people enter the circle, demons and monsters cannot enter. They have the same meaning.
The Bagua Formation is divided into Bagua, and each of the hexagrams represents different meanings. Qian is a horse, Kun is a cow, Zhen is a dragon, Xun is a chicken, Kan is a pig, Li is a pheasant, Gen is a dog, and Dui is a sheep. To start this formation, you must have an array eye. The Bagua Formation without array eye is a gun without bullets, and it will become a "fire-burning stick"? What's the use of no firearm? The old Taoist priest said that if the array eye is used to use magic weapons to do it, it can't suppress the attack of Japanese ghosts, but if it is replaced by me, it will be awesome with lightning, because my physique is special and I can kill two birds with one stone. By relying on the special nature of this formation, I will inhale Taoist qi into my body, so that I can truly achieve the invasion of all ghosts.
Just as we were discussing this formation, the Japanese ghosts in the sky sucked back several little ghosts. He grabbed one with one hand and stuffed it into his mouth. It really seems that eating ghosts will not cost money and will commit suicide...
"Old slut, oh no, Master Tianyi, I will trust you once this time. If you lied to me, remember, I wouldn't have a handful of my temple!" After thinking about it, I had to agree to the old Taoist priest. In fact, I didn't have any advice. You said that you can't run away now, and if you don't get it out, you will be eaten by Japanese ghosts after you go out. After you say that you are a person with status and status. Even if you die, you can't die at the hands of the little Japanese!
"Okay, my friend Haotian, I didn't read you wrong. You are indeed a great hero. Don't worry, what you did today is destined to be a celebrity in the Taoism. By then, you will be above one person and below ten thousand people..." The old Taoist priest made me feel irritated, as if I am now the captain of the suicide squad, so I will go but never return?
Immediately afterwards, the old Taoist priest reached into his pocket and took out a stick that was not long or short, and handed it to me. He said that this was a magic weapon passed down by his ancestors, called the "Linglongcui Bamboo Stick". He also said that the stick had a different origin. It was a fairy bamboo made by Bi Gan, a loyal minister of the Great Shang Dynasty, when he built a temple. He took it to beat ghosts and was done in minutes. What we have to say here is that the owner of this magic weapon was Zhang Dalei!
I took the bamboo stick with great depression, and then put it in my camouflage pocket. I didn't even look at it. Do you know why I was unhappy? Think about it, the old Taoist priest blew this thing so much that he didn't use it himself? He also made a fuss to give it to someone with a destiny. I'll go and ***. I just wanted to play with his peach wood sword, but he didn't give it to me. Now I'm a star and flattering. If it weren't for the big ghost now, I would have been arguing with him long ago!
"Advisor, now the array eye has been settled. Let's start the Bagua Formation!" After saying that, the master and disciple took out a lot of things in their bags, including glutinous rice, blood from some animals, talismans, and a golden copper bell. In the end, Erlei took out a piece of Wangwang snow cake and a bottle of doll, and eliminated it in a few seconds. Then the old Taoist priest picked up a few incense and lit it. Erlei picked up a golden copper bell, shook his hand and shook his head, as if he had eaten ecstasy, and muttered: "The sky is clear and the earth is spiritual, and the burning incense is invited by Master Zhang Tian; Thousand Stars Thunder God, Thousand Stars Thousand Stars, Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Thousand Stars Th
"Boom..." At the same time, a few loud noises came from the sky, which was similar to the sound of thunder on rainy days, but when I looked up, I saw that the weather was still sunny! I heard the old Taoist priest say, "Go out quickly, leave him inside, and retreat quickly..." Good guy, after saying this, Erlei lifted his pants and ran outside. Seeing his appearance, he didn't want to stay in this formation. When he was about to go out, he secretly said to me: "You will be a celebrity in the entire Taoist association..."
**! In just blinking, I was the only one left in the sixty-four talisman array. I hurriedly turned around and saw the gloating expressions of the three of them. I was so confused that I couldn't tell the difference and cursed: "Fuck, old slut, what are you doing? Why did you run away?" The old Taoist priest said that this array was used to prevent Japanese ghosts from attacking. Why did they all run out in a blink of an eye? I was speechless!
"Bah! You guy, you are not big or small, what an old slut, an old slut!" The old Taoist priest pointed at me outside the formation: "You know, I am also a celebrity in this industry. If I am called this by a junior, why should I have face? You can recognize it this time. Erlei is too small. If you don't have a formation eye, you will die. And the person next to me is a ghost, so you can't do it. Who will do it if you don't have a formation eye? You can sacrifice your life for Haicheng. If you really die, I will get you a martyr certificate..." At this time, I figured it out, I was fooled! What the old Taoist priest said before, and everything is to frame me! It's really unpredictable. I didn't expect that my brain with an IQ of 25 was actually played by an old man who was about to be buried in the soil!
I thought this would make me willing to be the eye of the formation? The answer is no! It is to put a turtle into the formation and it will climb out! If I don’t walk now, it will be **! I gritted my teeth and took a step forward, but as soon as I was about to walk out of the formation, I was bounced back with a bang because there seemed to be an invisible layer of glass at the edge of the formation, blocking my way out. After that, I tried many times, but still couldn’t get out.
"Haha, when we jumped out, the Bagua Formation was activated. Oh no, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, this is not a talisman, Bagua Formation, this is the Zhang family's evil-killing formation, but it is a bit similar to the Bagua Formation." The old Taoist priest grinned and teased me outside the formation, making me so angry that I almost sat on the ground and cried.
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"Yuhee, Yohee, hahaha..." Just as I wanted to scold the old Taoist priest for not being human, the Japanese ghost in the sky patted his big belly, raised his thumbs up and smiled at us below. He seemed to say again, he was very full, thank you for your warm hospitality.
But after laughing, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the samurai sword inserted on the ground, sucked it back from the ground, and then grabbed it.
"Baga is on the road, all of them are dead!" The guy said another sentence, then he grabbed the samurai sword with both hands, and put on a gesture of Japanese "slut" competing for "slut" and flew down to me below and saw the Japanese ghost rushing down. But I was not nervous or afraid at all, but my heart was calm. I narrowed my eyes and looked at the Japanese ghost, and said to myself: "How come this kind of scene seems familiar..."
Chapter completed!