I clenched the crowbar and said to the old man, "I am the owner of this funeral home, how did you get in!" Of course I will not tell him that I am just a security guard, otherwise I will lose face. "You old turtle

Dude, do you want to steal something? You first ask me if I can accept the crowbar in my hand!" I saw that the old man didn't have any fighting ability, and I didn't save him any face.

The old man smiled after listening to what I said, and then said: "I'm so sorry, donor, but I have to requisition your place!" I never expected that this guy would even speak Japanese to me.

"Hey, what on earth did you do? It was you, an old turtle, who broke the lock outside." I really couldn't understand his inner world, so I could only scare him and said, "If you don't leave, I'll call the police."

Come on, get out of here." I thought that this old fool would be so frightened when he heard my words that he would leave in tears, but the fact was that my words made him laugh.

"Haha, boy, you are so naive. I am a Taoist priest with a certificate!" The old man glanced at me and then said to the little fat man beside him who didn't care: "Er Lei, give the Taoist Association's certificate to the teacher.

Take out the ID and open the donor's eyes." It turns out that the little fat guy is called Er Lei.

I saw Er Lei putting the burning paper in his hand on the ground and flipping through his backpack.

After flipping through it for a while, the little fat man laughed awkwardly, then scratched his head with his hand and said, "Master, I asked you to open your ass for the certificate. You said a few days ago that we are serious Taoist priests and don't need those."

Then you use it to go to the toilet." As soon as he said this, the old man's face turned as red as a monkey's butt, and he almost found a crack in the ground and crawled in. I laughed out loud at the two of them.

After laughing, I saw that they had no intention of leaving, so I said sarcastically: "Are you two talking about cross talk?"

"How do you say this?" The old man looked questioning.

I covered my face and said, "Because I heard that Haicheng Circus lost two people a few days ago. These two people are talking about cross talk. I didn't expect that you two actually came to perform at a funeral parlor. I don't have money to reward you."

..." Of course what I said was false. These two guys would probably be shocked to death by talking about cross talk.

"You can scold me, but don't insult my career!" After hearing what I said, the old man seemed very angry: "You have made me angry, I advise you to leave quickly, otherwise..." His words made me

Reminds me of the line from the host of Very Six Plus One Mile: Brother Yong is very angry, and the consequences will be serious.

I'm not a fool. How could his few words make me leave? I stopped paying attention to him because my eyes were attracted by the head in the sky.

The head floating in the air should be that of a woman, with long hair. But for some reason I always feel this head, the way I have seen it there. And the most important thing is that I can’t figure out how this head is.

Is there a thread hanging on it floating in the air?

I am an action person and do whatever comes to my mind. Since I don’t know if there is a thread that I can’t see, I’ll give it a try.

So I looked at my head floating in the air and threw the crowbar in my hand.

The moment I threw the crowbar, the old man and the little fat man shouted in unison: "No..." But it was too late. My throwing skills are not just a matter of skill. In the orphanage, I used stones to hit glass.

The record always remains at number one.

As expected, I skidded out the crowbar and hit the man's head in the air.

"Bang!" The head in the air and my skid hit the ground at the same time, making a metallic collision sound. It seemed that my guess just now was indeed true. There must be a string that fell off as soon as I hit it.

After the woman's head fell to the ground, I walked over to the dead body lying on the ground. After squatting down, I said contemptuously to the old man behind me: "What all the fuss is about..." To be honest, although I am already quite old, I am still the original one:

I’m a virgin. It’s my first time to observe a woman’s body at such a close distance. Oh, and it’s also my first time to see a dead body. The female body in front of me was lying quietly in front of me. After looking at it for a while, I suddenly felt that something was missing. Try hard.

After thinking about it, I finally realized that this was a headless female corpse!

A headless female corpse? Something suddenly occurred to my mind. Wasn’t it just a headless female corpse that the boss sent?

Just when I was confused, the hand of the female corpse in front of me trembled slightly.

I thought for a while that I was being blinded, but what happened next left me completely speechless. When I saw the female corpse in front of me, she suddenly sat up, and her breasts pressed against my nose. If there was usually a woman who said...

I threw herself into her arms and used her breasts to drown me. I couldn't ask for more. But now I'm not in the mood at all. Can you imagine the feeling of being hugged by a female corpse?

This wasn't the end yet. When I caught sight of the headless female body on the shoulder, I was so frightened that my legs went weak and I couldn't squat properly and sat on the ground.

All this is just because the female corpse has a rose-shaped tattoo on her shoulder!

The headless female corpse, the tattoo, the murder mentioned by the boss, all of these are my dreams. I sat on the ground and couldn't believe that my dreams had become true...

"Why are you so scared, young man? Where did your majesty just now go?" A playful laugh came from behind.

When I heard that, I slowly turned around and asked tremblingly: "Are you really a Taoist priest? Then you, do you know where the head of this female corpse went?"

"No, it can't be the one I just hit!" I looked at the female head I just knocked off, and then pointed at the headless female corpse sitting up. The old man ignored me, but his name was Er Lei.

The little fat man smiled and said: "Brother, congratulations on your correct answer, extra 100 points."

After hearing what the little fat man said, I stood up immediately, then took a few steps back. Finally, I fell to the ground with a blank mind and ate a dog's shit. What was even more unlucky was that my nose hit the cabinet and it bled.

This scene caught the old man's eye exactly, and he joked: "Is she the girl of your dreams? Why are you so excited!"

"No, no, I have seen her." I don't know if that dream is true, but the tattoo is so similar: "I saw her when she was killed!"

As soon as these words came out, the old man was so frightened that he almost threw away the wooden sword in his hand. He shouted: "What did you say..." But before he could finish the sentence, he pointed at me and cursed: "**

, are you stupid! Don’t you know that blood can excite ghosts? You are really sent by God to punish me..."

"Yeah, ghost!" I yelled, and in the time it took the old man to speak, the woman's head that I hit on the ground slowly floated up, and her eyes slowly opened at the same time.

After I called out to the old man, I immediately turned around. When the old man turned around, the eyes of the female head had been fully opened. That kind of gaze could kill someone. At this time, I was blinded. Everything that happened now has exceeded my expectations.

Precognition! There really are ghosts in this world. Although I don’t want to admit that this is true, the scene in front of me has to make me believe it.

I saw the old man holding the wooden sword in front of him with both hands and shouting: "Monster, you are already dead, so don't harm the world. I am Zhang Tianyi, the Taoist Exorcist."

"The Zhang family has been passed down to me for generations, and it is already the 250th generation. The generations of ancestors before me have all sacrificed! The Zhang family has made it their duty to eliminate demons and protect the Tao for generations...

." The old man's previous words were quite reliable, but what he said later made me unable to look straight at them. They were clearly the words of a repeater.

I thought to myself, when did this get so out of control? Your ancestors are all dead, so why don’t you call yourself Li Tianyi? In that case, the female ghost would have to cover her anus and run away...

...

The little fat man on the side saw that the old man was still introducing his life experience to the female ghost, so he coughed a few times: "Cough, cough, Master. Hey, Master, you are off topic..." After the little fat man finished speaking, the old man finally stopped.

He came down and said with a smile: "Hey, Saori, Saori, sorry, I got off topic!"

"Anyway, you ghost, hurry up. You have the right to remain silent, but what you said will be used as evidence in court when it comes to the Lord of Hell." The old man held a wooden sword and pointed at the female head in the air. The female head was cold and cold.

I stared straight ahead and ignored the old man. But I couldn't help it anymore. I'm usually a low-lover person, but now that I heard such a funny conversation, I was so happy that I fell forward and backward.

"Old man, did you act in sketches in your last life? Why are you so funny?" I said to the old man with a smile, but after I finished speaking, I realized that now was not the time to say these words!

I was about to say sorry, but at this moment the headless female corpse sitting on the ground suddenly stood up and walked towards me step by step.

"It's a fake corpse, run!" After I shouted, I instinctively closed my eyes and ran outside immediately. But as soon as I ran to the door, I felt someone was choking my neck. When I opened my eyes, I saw the person choking my neck.

It was the headless female corpse. I didn't know when she stood in front of me, but it was obvious that her speed was as fast as lightning.
Chapter completed!