"Hiss!" I woke up by the cold woman. At this time, I was like a child who had just been called by my mother to go to school in the morning, and was still "angry". I quickly opened my eyes and looked at the cold woman, but unexpected things happened. She actually raised her slender jade hand again - her slender jade hand seemed to be a clutch at this time, and she waved her slap to my face again. Damn, this time, the uncle can't bear it, and the uncle can't bear it anymore!

Think about it, the cold woman was just touched by those two ghosts, and I was just teasing her. To be serious, she was teasing her. But I have already received retribution and have already slapped her, but you won’t catch me again and again. You can’t always use a hand comparable to "Baguazhang" to hit my handsome face? Besides, you just kept hiking into someone’s arms and throwing them into your arms, why are you still hitting me now? This is really a woman’s turn against her faster than a tiger!

"Pan!" How could I ask her to hit me in the face? I raised my left hand and grabbed the cold woman's wrist. But when she saw that I grabbed her wrist, she hit me with the other hand. Haha, how could her "trick" succeed? I had guessed that she would have such a move, so I pulled her hard - Oh, I used a lot of strength, almost breastfeeding! The cold woman suddenly fell into my arms, and at this moment, I seemed to be hit by lightning all over my body! My heart beat faster and I couldn't breathe. It was terrible that the surroundings were quiet, as if the world had collapsed, and it had nothing to do with me. This feeling was good - but the lips were a little wet, and there was a soft thing on my tongue. If I touched it with the tip of my tongue, the soft thing would hide back, so I continued to touch it, and the thing continued to hide, and I closed my eyes and enjoyed this feeling.

.........

I don’t know how long it took, as if it was a world and a second - ah, suddenly I felt a pain coming from the tip of my tongue, and then I felt like a "turtle" was attacked, and I shrank my tongue back, but the lips were still very painful, as if there was a "crab" clamping my lips with her big claws. Then I immediately opened my eyes and saw that, "Good guy - it turned out that at this time, the cold woman was biting my lower lip with her little mouth. At the same time, my head seemed to be impacted and exploded - my lip kiss was lost! This was my first reaction!

I didn't expect to use too much force just now. Because I and the cold woman are about the same height, it happened that my lips touched her jade mouth. It turned out that the wet and soft thing was the cold woman's tongue. No wonder I felt a fragrance. In other words, the tip of my tongue was bitten by the cold woman! This woman is too vicious, but on the other hand, what she did was right. After all, I was more or less a "forced kiss" to others!

"Hey...sister, sister, I was wrong..." I endured the severe pain in my lips: "Just now, I accidentally kissed you. Do you believe it? This is an accident and a misunderstanding..." Damn, whether the cold woman believes it or not, I believe it anyway. This is indeed an accident. I originally wanted to leave my first kiss to the cute, sexy and gentle nurse. It's really better than others. My first kiss was taken away by the cold, ruthless and ruthless woman.

"You fart!" After hearing me, the cold woman let go of her "bloody mouth", raised her small fist, and hit me in the chest: "You are so necrotic! Do you know that my first kiss was taken away by you like this... How can I see people in the future?" What? Is this also the cold woman's first kiss? For some reason, I didn't mean to blame myself when I heard this sentence, and I also had a happy mentality.

"It's okay, it's okay." I smiled and waved my hand: "You can meet people in the future and you can meet people in the future." After saying this, I regret it. What does it mean to meet people in the future? Isn't this scolding a cold woman? So I hurriedly corrected it and said that you can meet people after kissing! But before I could say it, she asked in question: "Can you really meet people in the future? Don't lie to me..." She raised her fist and looked at me. I could only smile awkwardly, sighed, and said in my heart. Fortunately, she didn't understand what it meant, so she reached out to scratch her head.

"What a big deal, it's the 21st century. Besides, you weren't even been killed by two ghosts just now..." I was just looking for a slap: "No, I don't mean that, hey, let me tell you the truth, I'm the first kiss." When I finished the previous paragraph, I saw the cold woman's face pulling down, as if a volcano was about to erupt, so I immediately turned around, and it seemed that a heavy rain had extinguished the "volcano"!

"I don't want others to know about this matter again!" The cold woman stared at me fiercely. What else was there to be cute at this time? The little woman looked like? It made my scalp numb and my anus tight, for fear that she would kick her over with a big sole, so I could accompany Duan Xiaoxin and go to Haicheng Hospital to sew a "mouth" together.

It seemed like I was nervous, scared and my mind was seen through. After staring at me for a while, I burst into laughter and said, "Are you really the first kiss? Didn't you say you have a girlfriend? Haven't you ever been to bed?" I went there, I was stupid. This woman is too direct, this question is too high-end. Now isn't the time to take the truth, why are the things you ask so sharp!

But don’t say that it really has that meaning. “Great Adventure” is fighting with two ghosts. Oh, I have to mention two ghosts here. Those two ghosts are really unprofessional and don’t want to catch me to receive the reward. Of course, they don’t care about me anymore! Because they are fighting so hard, one is locking their throats and the other is squirting. At this moment, I was wondering, if Erlei was here, would he grab a handful of melon seeds and watch the battle on the side, and from time to time, he would give two idiots a little advice. If that ghost is good, will Erlei applaud again!

Not to mention, after a few hours of separation, I really missed that little kid, but I don’t understand what that guy means, why did he say he didn’t know me and the old Taoist priest? What medicine is sold in Erlei? Is it “Viagra”? This is too nonsense. You know, I am now accused of having a naive child trafficking!

"Why don't you talk?" The cold woman saw that I didn't answer and said, "Are you possessed by a ghost again? I saw through you, the ghost had already run away, you just wanted to take advantage of me..." Damn, I was convinced. What exactly did the woman in front of me make? Other people's girls are made of water, I think the cold woman is made of "shit", both "stinky" and "sharp". What do you want me to answer? Could you tell her that I am a virgin? I am a small broken security guard in the funeral home that no one likes, no one cares about, no mothers?

"I won't lie to you, it's all misunderstandings just now." I had to change the topic, hoping to distract the cold woman's attention: "The two ghosts are fighting there. They didn't kill me just now, and they had a disagreement... Look..." I pointed at the two ghosts who were still yelling at each other and beating each other. Now I want to laugh when I see them. It's so funny. The fight between them is no different from the two old ladies. They either scratch each other's faces with their hands or pull the other's long hair with their hands. Is this a ghost? Or a shit? I can't tell the difference between "shit".

It seemed that the woman didn't believe me at all. She said, "Don't talk about it, I'll ask you something again." So, I had no choice but to surrender when a woman asked me to be asked to do so, telling me the fact that I was still a virgin, and just lied to her for the sake of face.

I thought she would be furious after listening to it, burying me and humiliating me, but after I finished speaking, she smiled and said she had discovered it a long time ago. She said she studied psychology and of course she could understand the truth. My IQ was far from standard.

I don’t want to say anything about this. It’s just there, it’s always there, it’s neither high nor low, it’s the same.

I thought to myself, your IQ is higher than mine, and you don’t know what “in the future” means? But her last sentence scared me - she said, she is a virgin! After hearing this, I was like eating an elephant and said in my heart - I am really a fierce woman, with a cold appearance, and she speaks... unspeakable.

"Are you a virgin? What does it have to do with me?" I said, "I have someone I like!" After saying that, I saw the Leng woman's lips twitching, and her jade body trembled slightly. If I hadn't had my vicious eyes, I wouldn't have seen the fleeting behavior of Leng woman-but I was still too stupid and too young at that time, and I didn't understand what love was, so that Leng woman and I finally had that "abusive love". Of course, this is a later story.

"Hmph!" The cold woman stomped her feet in anger: "Get out!" After that, she walked away. After the cold woman left, I stood there, looking at the two ghosts who were still arguing, and my heart was about to be happy. The corners of my mouth squirmed and said to myself: "This time, it's time for me to take revenge on you!" After saying that, I clenched the jade pendant and amulet in my hand tightly.

"When you meet a ghost, just take action. It will be a breeze and fire to break into Jiuzhou~" At this moment, I felt inexplicably surprised and said this sentence. Now it is indeed a good time for me to take action. You know, the power of the jade pendant amulet in my hand has completely wiped out a ghost of the same kind as them!

The old Taoist priest has talked about the division of ghost levels. I guess the three ghosts who caught me were the lowest. Otherwise, if they were on the same level as the Japanese ghost, I would be crippled? - Ah, when I thought of this, there seemed to be a thunderbolt flash across my head - "Japanese ghost"!
Chapter completed!