I originally thought that the female ghost was unconscious, but unexpectedly she started to speak, and she still spoke in human language.

(Later, an old Taoist priest told me that ghosts are the same as humans. Ghosts were also human beings when they were alive, and of course they could talk.)

"Stop talking nonsense, or you'll die if you don't get out!" It seems that the female ghost can't stand the talkative old Taoist priest.

After the female ghost finished speaking, she became energetic again. Her head swayed in the air a few times, and the corpse also moved its arms in place. It looked like it was trying to kill me again.

"I've offended someone, you've been screwed by someone else, and I'll take the blame!" I shouted in my heart, if the man with the black mole in the dream was in front of me now, I would definitely beat him up all over his face.

open.

People often say that a woman who goes crazy is more terrifying than a female ghost. But now I want to know, what will be the consequences if a female ghost goes crazy?

The old Taoist priest shook his head when he saw the female ghost like this, and said to the female ghost earnestly: "Comrade female ghost, you are dead. Don't be obsessed with it anymore, otherwise I..." The old Taoist priest opened the *** again

After using the repeater function, I was convinced.

Even if this guy is not a Taoist priest, he can make a living by talking about cross talk.

"You're so verbose, shut up!" After the female ghost's head cursed, she flew towards me. It seemed that this guy had tricked me.

But this time the female ghost became smarter and knew how to cooperate in the fight. The female ghost's head came towards me, but her body ran towards the old Taoist priest, so that the old Taoist priest couldn't care about me.

I couldn't help but sigh, people are as smart as monkeys. When this ghost is smart, he can compete with monkey ancestor Sun Wukong. This ghost also knows how to attack according to combat formation...

The old Taoist priest was entangled by the headless female corpse and couldn't care about me, causing me to be chased by the female ghost's head all over the house. I have to mention the kid named Er Lei. He looked like he didn't care about his affairs and moved a stool.

While reading a book.

I thought to myself, this kid is just here to make a fool of himself! But it looks like he can do well in studies, and he can still read in a place like this. If he can grow up and not be afraid of danger, he will be a pillar of talent.

(I didn’t know until later that what he was reading was actually the hardcover version of Jin Ping Mei.)

The female ghost's head was chasing me desperately, so I ran away as fast as I could, not caring that my head was still bleeding.

To describe what it was like at that time, I really can’t express it in words. A man was running around stupidly, and another man was chasing after me. If you want to say it was scary but not scary, I thought it was quite funny.

After running for more than ten minutes, I felt that I had reached the limit, my heartbeat was racing, and I was gasping for breath. This is the disadvantage of not exercising. I knew that if I continued running, the only result would be to be caught by the female ghost, and then I would be caught by the female ghost.

I committed inhumane and evil deeds.

Just when I was thinking about what to do next, I suddenly tripped over something, and after a squeak, I kissed the ground unexpectedly.

I was about to curse someone who was throwing things around without any sense of ethics, but when I saw the thing that tripped me, I was stunned. Isn’t this my crowbar? As soon as my eyes lit up, I picked up the crowbar and stood up.

Got up.

After picking up the crowbar, I saw that the female ghost's head hadn't caught up yet. I took this opportunity to look over at the old Taoist priest, saying that he was a professional after all.

It's not difficult at all. It's just a gesture with a small sword, and the headless female corpse doesn't dare to step forward.

But one thing made me dumbfounded, because at some point the little fat man who was reading a book sat on a stool with a handful of melon seeds in his hand and said to his master: "Master, if you want to beat her down, don't stare at her all the time."

Look at my breasts..." These are really a pair of treasures.

I shook my head and said to myself, these days Taoist priests catch ghosts and even lead the audience to cheer them on.

Her eyes retracted, and the female ghost's head just caught up with me.

I knew that I would be at the disadvantage if I kept running, so I might as well give her a try while I still have the strength.

"Beautiful sister, oh so beautiful ghost sister." Looking at a head that was still bleeding, it really hurt me: "You and I have no grudges in the past and we have no grudges today. Why are you pestering me?" I thought.

It's best if you can explain clearly and don't do anything, because I am a gentleman.

"I get angry when I look at you!" After hearing this, the female ghost head yelled with a ferocious grin on her face: "Kill you!" Then she opened her big mouth, exposed her sharp teeth, and bit my neck. It seems like this

Once, she was about to kill him!

When I saw that she didn't give me face, I got angry. What I hate the most is that others use my face as an insole for their shoes!

I, ***, try to tell you that you won’t listen, but no matter what happens, I am still an upright man. I have lived for more than twenty years and I have yet to be frightened by a woman. Even a female ghost can’t do it.

I raised the crowbar in my hand and said with great enthusiasm: "Smelly bitch, oh no, I'm telling you I'm going to take action!"

"I haven't taken action in twenty years. It's not that I don't like taking action, but I don't even know the consequences of my action!" I admired myself at the time for being able to say such awesome things. Maybe it was because of alcohol.

It's up.

I went on to talk about martial arts. Today, Grandpa Haotian will give you a plank to shoot the female ghost. Come on, let you and I have a "big fight"!

After saying this, the female ghost's head froze and she looked at me with her bulging eyes.

Even the little fat man eating melon seeds was the same, and the old Taoist priest seemed to have seen an alien.

It's no wonder they behave like that. After all, I was so scared that I peed my pants just now, but now I've made a 180-degree turn. If I were me, I would do the same.

I ignored them, knowing that a second of indolence on the battlefield could lead to your death.

Taking advantage of the second of hesitation of the female ghost's head, without saying a word, I grabbed the board with both hands and started running quickly. When I got in front of the female ghost's head, I smashed it down.

I'm not bragging. I lift dead bodies almost every day. Think about it, the lightest weight of a person is more than 100 kilograms, right? I can lift it with one hand now. This is not a fool's errand. It's not easy to lift dead bodies.

There will be people to help you, and over time I have developed this skill.

How can the female ghost survive this slap on her head? The force I used just now was enough to knock the bridge in my hand away. The result was just as I expected, the female ghost flew out immediately after being struck by me.

Far.

When I saw that the female ghost was scared, I thought it was time for me to chase you, and the funniest scene happened.

Carrying a crowbar, I chased the female ghost in the funeral parlor. The little fat man and the old Taoist priest were stunned. They even thought I was possessed by Zhong Kui. I was so awesome, and they would cheer me on from time to time.

After chasing for a while, I saw that the old Taoist priest was still staring at me, so I cursed: "Old Shasan, what are you doing? Now is not the time to read novels, come and help me." I am not in danger now, so

The name he uses has also changed, and there is no need to be polite to him anymore.

Sometimes people are like this. When they need you, they will be humble. When they are no longer needed, they will want to beat you up. When they ask you to borrow money, they pretend to be grandsons. When you ask for money from them, they will become grandpas.

A word woke up the dreamer, and the old Taoist priest said: "Donor, you are really awesome. It seems that I have underestimated you. Please be patient for a moment. After I have finished cleaning up the body, I will go and help you."

After saying this, the old Taoist priest once again put his hand into his trouser pocket and took out his Bagua Mirror. Then he bit his middle finger with his mouth and scribbled on the Bagua Mirror. After finishing the drawing, he held the mirror in front of the female ghost who was still showing her teeth and claws.

The corpse said "fixed".

A miraculous scene happened. The body that was originally the same as the 'monkey' became motionless.

I gave the old Taoist priest a thumbs up and said, "Awesome."

The old Taoist priest grinned and raised his hand to show his indifference. Then he joined me in the battle circle, leaving Er Lei to stare at the female corpse.

This guy took advantage of the old Taoist priest to leave and secretly touched the breast of the female corpse. He thought no one saw it! I muttered: The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.

I was already fighting fiercely with the female ghost's head. Now that the old Taoist priest has joined me, I will catch the female ghost's head three times, five times and five times divided by two.

However, just when we were about to catch her, the female ghost swished her head and escaped through the window, not even taking her body.

The female ghost ran away. The old Taoist priest said that this female ghost was so resentful that even a head could not be saved. She must be caught, otherwise she will harm others.

When I heard it made sense, she wanted to harm me even if she didn't harm anyone else. In order to avoid future troubles, I decided to go after her with the old Taoist priest and the little fat man.
Chapter completed!