Chapter 60: Chief Tianyi, you want to marry a wife?(1/2)
"The warm spring flowers take away the sentimentality of winter, and the breeze blows the romantic atmosphere..."
Suddenly, in a dilapidated temple on the outskirts of Haicheng, oh no, in a high-end, elegant, low-key, luxurious, and unconnotational villa.
A beautiful melody rang throughout the room.
"You are going to marry me today. Listen to me, let's go hand in hand and give you your whole life..."
"Don't look back yesterday, I'm going to be old tomorrow. Today you want to marry me, today you want to marry me..."
"Hey? Who!" I just had a dream of having sex with a beautiful woman. I was about to go to bed, but I was awakened by the call from my phone.
Yes, this sound is nothing else, it is my phone ringtone.
I don’t know when I customized this song, but I thought it was quite interesting at that time, so I booked this song as my ringtone.
"What do you think?" Unexpectedly, I fell behind and a woman's voice came from the other side of the phone.
Mom is a girl.
After listening, I went wild and said, "Tell me." Call me, I asked who you are, and you said let me guess.
If I could guess who you are, I wouldn't ask you what a fuck?
"Go to your mother!" I panted, squinted my eyes, and said to the other side of my phone: "Who do you love, I have to guess with your mother! I'm going to sleep." After that, I
I just want to hang up my phone.
Actually, I can't rely on my bad temper.
Tell me, I sleep soundly.
Then you woke me up with a call and said some irrelevant words. Who can not get angry if you put them on?
Originally, I was going to hang up the phone, but who knew, then the woman on the other side of the phone spoke again.
She said, "Oh, you hate it! Have you forgotten who they are?"
The woman was sarcastic: "You used to call them Xiao Jingjing, and you said that I was better than the stars in the sky. Have you forgotten what you said to me?"
Damn, I wanted to throw my phone after hearing it! Who is this woman? The voice she spoke was so soft.
This is if she is not in front of me;
I definitely had an electric gun to dry her up, and I couldn't even pick her up.
"Who the hell are you?" I roared at the receiver of my phone.
I didn't want to talk nonsense to the people over there for a minute. That guy was definitely sent by God to punish me!
After speaking, the woman on the other side of the phone was silent for a long time, and finally said in some doubt: "Aren't you grandpa?"
Grandpa? Go and fuck you, I’m going to give it back to Grandpa Bi!
I know there are two possibilities now.
First, the person on the other end of the phone is a lunatic and calls others randomly——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
Second, the person on the other end of the phone called the wrong phone number.
The facts proved to be true. When I finished speaking, my surname was not "Bi";
The other woman decisively hung up the phone and said, "You are so fucking sick!"
Damn, this is the phone hung up, otherwise I would have to say to her: "I'm sick, you have medicine!"
Afterwards, I looked at my phone time. What a guy, it was only one o'clock in the morning.
I didn't care much, and then I threw my phone and fell asleep.
I would never have thought of it at that time.
Because I answered such a call, I almost went to the underworld after a long time.
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When the warm sunshine shines on my handsome face, it has been many hours later.
This time I was also awakened by the sound.
But, unlike the last time, this time I was not awakened by the ringtone of my phone.
It is because of the noise from people.
I picked up the phone beside me and took a look at the time. It was twelve o'clock in the afternoon. And, this time was good at all.
It's just right, at twelve o'clock noon when you finish your notebook, one second more, and one second less.
As for why I dare to be so sure? Because, my phone is not worth mentioning anything else, it’s just that the time is very accurate!
So I sighed, "This great time cannot be wasted on bed."
As the saying goes, men have to go out and go out, so I got up and stopped sleeping!
After getting dressed, I found a few bottles of mineral water, raised my face casually, rinsed my mouth again, and I walked out of the room.
After I went out by myself, I saw the scene in front of me. What a scare!
What is going on in this situation?——At this time, there were countless tables in the yard, large and small, square.
There are also various foods on each table, including roast chicken, pig's trotters, steamed fish, etc.
The scene is quite spectacular, just like the New Year.
I was thinking about what I was going to do, but I heard a rough voice over there: "Erlei, don't tease the dog!"
"Go to the door and welcome the distinguished guests to come for a while." That's right, the person who spoke was not someone else, but an old Taoist priest like a god.
The old Taoist priest didn’t know what was going on today. The clothes he wore were very low-key.
However, today, he actually put a yellow Taoist robe on, and he also wore a hat on his head, which was square and had a gossip pattern printed on it.
After the words came, Xiao Erlei reluctantly left the ranks of the Dog Dog (Gao Feng and Gao Wei were also in Dog Dog), and he reluctantly threw down the ball in his hand and walked to the temple gate like a trot.
Looking at Xiao Erlei who looked like the wind, I was about to call him, but at this moment, I suddenly felt a cold arm on my shoulder.
In that moment, I was so scared that I almost did it on the ground. Think about it, suddenly there was a cold thing that touched your shoulder. Aren’t you afraid?
Thanks to the day, otherwise I might be scared!
Immediately afterwards, a sentence passed in my ear: "Grandpa, are you awake?" After hearing this, my heart skipped a beat, Grandpa?
I immediately turned around and waited for a long time to breathe;
It turns out that the person who was speaking was a bald man, and I thought he was a ghost!
"What are you doing?" I frowned at Li Gang and said, "This is broad daylight, what are you pretending to be!"
Yes, why did Li Gang be so elusive? It really seems that he has given such awesome name.
"Grandpa, are you angry?" Li Gang stood in front of me, pulled his hand back, and scratched his head awkwardly.
Seeing Li Gang's appearance, I felt speechless and moved.
You know, a few days ago, Li Gang was like a god in front of me, and now he is not as good as a slag with no combat power.
"Brother, what are you going to do?" I really can't figure out what Li Gang meant.
Upon hearing this, Li Gang smiled complimentally and said, "Grandpa, this is not Tyson..."
Before he could finish speaking, I subconsciously interrupted him and said, "Tyson, what's wrong?" To be honest, I really said those words unintentionally.
Who would have thought, what happened?
Li Gang looked panicked, and a little cold sweat appeared on his forehead. He waved his hands and said, "Grandpa, don't be angry!"
"That Tyson, oh no, the pig-killing Wang Daechu from Chishuigouzi Village, Lianhua County, Haicheng, doesn't hesitate..." Oh, I understand, it turns out that Li Gang thought I was
Still angry with Tyson.
Joke, I am a noble person, how could he be so petty?
This Li Gang is so handsome that he is a villain.
"What's wrong with Tyson?" Li Gang said without hesitation. I was deeply impressed by him.
When Li Gang saw that I was a little angry, he started talking and it took more than half an hour to talk.
I finally knew what happened to Tyson. It turned out that he was bitten by a big black dog yesterday and went to the hospital to seal his wound today.
However, Li Gang replaced his "profession" and became a housekeeper.
Yes, it’s not wrong at all. If you want to say that life is moody, life is full of magic.
You were still a law enforcement officer in the last second, but you might become a funny butler in the next second——No one can tell you clearly!
Then I chatted with the bald man for a long time, and I also understood many problems, including what?
There are many things, such as why this temple has become a big villa?
Why? That's because of Shen Chunyu!
Li Gang said that the task he assigned was to turn the dilapidated temple into a large villa...
Also, letting Tyson be the housekeeper was also the explanation of their director; the purpose was to please me and the old Taoist priest. After all, they had done many things that were not done by humans before, so they were going to make up for it!
To be continued...