I don’t want to talk nonsense with the old Taoist priest. Tell me, if you don’t let me kill the dog, hand me a big kitchen knife? Do you want me to cut off the toes of the big black dog?

"After that, give me the knife!" As he said that, the old Taoist priest took the knife and walked over to Erlei.

The posture was like a butcher walking towards a sow.

Looking at the god-like old Taoist priest, I said to myself: It’s over, I’m definitely going to be a bad dish.

Think about it, Er Lei’s temper, hey, just don’t mention it!

Don't look at the way he usually doesn't care about anything and just likes to read books;

But that little brat has his own rules. When encountering special things, he is too stubborn and has a pure donkey temper. He won't listen to anyone, and no one's words will work.

For example, last time, an old Taoist priest used a silver charm to seal Japanese ghosts;

He refused to let it go, so he finally stuck it on with a purple charm. Well, now we were almost finished playing.

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"...Old man, you, if you dare to touch my balls." Erlei raised his mouth and said, "I won't give you a pension until you die!!!"

Hearing this, I almost lost my balance.

Damn it, two thunders, two thunders! Tell me, you actually broke up with your master over a dog. Isn't this too outrageous?

But when I thought about it carefully afterwards, I realized that there was nothing wrong with what Er Lei did. Who told the old Taoist priest to insist on killing his friends with a kitchen knife? If it were me, I couldn't let him!

Even if it's a dog, that's not enough. The old Taoist priest has dignity if he doesn't talk about ghosts, so don't talk about dogs.

"You little bastard!" The old Taoist priest held the kitchen knife, stood in front of Er Lei, stared at his eyes and said: "You know nothing, how long has it been? You still have the heart to play with a dog, and you two have developed feelings.

Are you coming?"

"The big black dog should have the purpose of the big black dog. I brought it to the Gao family not for you to tease!!!"

After saying that, the old Taoist stretched out his hand to snatch the "butt" that Er Lei held tightly in his arms!

As the saying goes: if you commit evil, you will not live; if you don't commit suicide, you will not die.

However, the old Taoist priest did the opposite, so it is enough to know that the old Taoist priest will not have any good results.

"Ah!" Suddenly, a sound comparable to that of a sow in heat echoed throughout the yard.

"You beast, how dare you bite me!!" It seems that if you rob a big black dog and bleed it, you will really get bitten!!

Looking at the old Taoist priest in the distance who had already thrown the kitchen knife aside and covered his bleeding palm, I couldn't help but say something in my heart.

Sooner or later, if you go out to hang out, you will have to pay back, oh? This is not an appropriate description. It should be said that sooner or later, if you go out to hang out, you will be bitten by a dog!

"Master, Master, are you okay?" The old Taoist priest was bitten by Qiuqiu, and Er Lei felt very sorry. He was asking about the old Taoist priest's injury.

"Huh? Are you okay?" The old Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said, "If you get bitten by it, you can see if anything happens!" As he said that, the old Taoist priest put his other unbitten hand into his Taoist robe.

I saw the old Taoist priest taking out a few yellow talismans from his pocket.

Immediately afterwards, he pinched all the talismans with two fingers of his right hand, stood there, and shook his head like an ancient poet reciting a poem: "Tai Shang Laojun, urgent as a law, fire!!

!”

Of course, the scammer was not idle: "With a thunderbolt in the air, the evil demons of the outside world are gone; the enemies of the Thirty-Three Heavenly Countries are bowing down to the ground in silence; the Buddhism of Wuji has no way at all, and the cicadas in the south are garlic in the north.

Come; slay the demons in the world with endless hegemony; every time you want to disobey me, my heart will be filled with thunderbolts; take the lead in spreading my sutras and reciting the sutras, holding the Dharma in my hand and reciting the sutras..." This old guy is worthy of being a repeater.

Ah, tell me, they have been bitten by dogs and turned into that bear color, and they are still mumbling in place.

To be honest, I didn’t understand a word of it, well to be honest, I didn’t listen at all!

Who knows what that guy is doing??!!

To say that this thing is really weird, the old Taoist priest over there finished his words. Several yellow talismans in his hand suddenly ignited out of thin air with a swish.

Immediately afterwards, I saw the old Taoist priest sending the burning talisman to the bleeding palm, while cursing in his mouth: "It hurts me a lot, what the hell is this!"

After saying this, the talisman was burned out, and at the same time, a magical scene "thick line" appeared.

The old Taoist priest's hand, which was slowly bleeding red blood, actually emitted a faint golden light. Then, the blood stopped - not a drop of blood flowed out anymore!

I was surprised, what kind of job did this old Taoist priest do just now?

Why is he so powerful? The scene in front of me really shocked me. Yes, this guy is amazing, right?

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"Get down... get down... get down!" The sound of footsteps sounded, and the old Taoist priest came back.

To be honest, at that time, the only sound that could be heard was the footsteps of the old Taoist priest;

Because the old Taoist priest ate the turtle, none of us dared to make a sound for fear of making the old Taoist priest go berserk.

A few minutes later, he walked back to me.

Looking at the really funny old Taoist priest in front of me, I couldn't help but opened my mouth and subconsciously said sarcastically: "Oh, I'm such a loser. Oh, I don't want to live anymore, I haven't even beaten a dog..."

I thought that after saying this, the old Taoist priest would be so angry that he was looking for teeth on the floor, but who knew, the old Taoist priest just laughed, that's all!

Then he said something again, which made me confused.

"It's too early to draw conclusions now! Just wait and see, just do it!"

moment.

The old Taoist priest picked up a cup of tea on the table in front of him and drank it in one gulp.

"Pop!!!" A crisp sound came into my ears.

It was the old Taoist priest who slapped the incense table in front of him with his rough, not big palm.

After that, the old Taoist priest took his hands back, put the fingers of both hands together, and pointed his fingertips to his forehead.

"Wind, fire, thunder, lightning!"

"Order!"

After saying this, the old Taoist priest stood on the spot and stamped his feet.

"Boom! Hiss!!!"

I don’t know why, but the bowl of glutinous rice placed on the incense table covered with yellow cloth actually started to dance.

How to describe it? It’s just like, it’s quite spectacular like a fountain!

"You beast, I can't cure you yet!" As he said that, the old Taoist priest stretched his hand towards the incense table.

Then, the old Taoist priest grabbed a handful of black objects on the table.

What is that object? I think no one can guess it, because it is really just a thing - dog hair!

That’s right, you tell me, this old Taoist priest is really good at it. He didn’t kill the dog (chat), he didn’t get the blood, but he got a handful of dog hair. I don’t know how he got it.

What happened next should really be described as terrifying, thrilling, and magical.

The old Taoist priest picked up the dog hair and did nothing else. He just put the bunch of dog hair on the red candle on the incense table and lit it.

To say this is strange, just when the dog hair was about to burn out, the old Taoist threw the dog hair in again, and it still had the rhythm of "

Fountain" in a bowl of glutinous rice.

Then, the miraculous moment came! The whole bowl of glutinous rice actually started to burn.

The fire was so high that it was at least a few inches long. At this time, it seemed that what was in the bowl was not rice, but a whole bowl of gasoline - it was too flammable.

To make a long story short, after a while, the fire gradually went out.

Now there was a burning smell in the air, and then I looked at the "culprit".

After watching it, I was so fucking frightened!

Because, a dog actually appeared above the bowl. Well, that’s right, that dog was none other than Er Lei’s beloved one—Qiu Qiu!

However, it was just an illusory shadow, and it was very small.

How should I put it? It’s like the kind of video = telephone in science fiction TV series.

Really, I'm not lying at all, things are so strange and magical!

Even now, when I think about what I saw at that time, I still think it was scary and fun. One word can describe it: exciting!

"Haha!" The old Taoist priest squinted his eyes, looked at the bowl with glutinous rice, and said with a playful smile: "I asked you to bite me, let's see who bites whom this time!"

Of course, the old Taoist priest's eyes were mainly fixed on the phantom butt above the glutinous rice bowl, oh no, Qiuqiu said.
Chapter completed!