Everything that is happening now seems familiar. I thought back then, wasn’t it that I was chased by the head of a female corpse in the funeral parlor?

After running for a while, I really couldn’t run anymore;

I said to myself in my heart, I can't go on like this.

Otherwise, the result waiting for you will be - being killed by a Japanese ghost with a machete!

As for ***, I am quite unlucky. I want a magic weapon but not a magic weapon. I want an amulet but not an amulet.

Hey, I lowered my head and let out a long sigh, and said: It seems... Now that things have come to a point, I can only use the ultimate kill move!

What is the sure-kill skill? That’s right, it’s the most awesome boss skill in history—please help!

"Er Lei!" I held up the Taoist robe and pulled my neck. I turned around and shouted to Xiao Er Lei: "Don't listen to me, even you believe that stupid thing!"

"Come over quickly and help me~!" You said about Er Lei, that kid, I was really convinced by him.

Now it’s time to get fucked, oh no, it’s time for the Japanese ghost to kill the handsome guy. He is actually holding his cell phone, plugging in his headphones, and listening to a story told by Grandpa Winter Melon.

Perhaps, because his desire to survive was too strong, he shouted so loudly that Er Lei, who was wearing headphones, heard it.

I saw Er Lei take off his earphones, and then put his cell phone into the Tai Chi Bagua bag he had been carrying on his body.

"What's wrong? Brother Haotian, what did you ask me to do?"

What did I ask you to do? You idiot, after doing this for a long time, you didn’t even pay attention to me or take me to your heart!

"What are you doing?" I roared angrily: "What the hell!!!"

After that, I ran as fast as I could. As I ran, I muttered that Er Lei was not interesting enough...

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"Plop!"

Damn it, you said that if this person is unlucky, he will trip over a small stone even if he runs for his life.

"Ouch!" I lay on the ground, reluctantly turned over, and said to the Japanese ghost who was slowly walking over with a machete: "Brother Basket, you, do you think we can talk to you if you have something to say?"

"What are you doing!" That's right, I really have no choice now. I can only use delaying tactics and wait for the rescue of the old Taoist priest.

But, I can't see it anymore.

Because at this time, the old Taoist priest was holding a mahogany sword and fighting with the red cloak who had just eaten the unconventional boy who delivered the food!

Those two people, oh no, one of them was a dead body, the fight was really fierce.

The excitement is no less than that of children in kindergarten "fighting" (fighting). You poke me with a mahogany sword, and he slaps me with his hand.

You hit me, I hit you, no one has to use all their strength, they just waste it like that.

"You idiot... you idiot... you bastard... go to hell with your sister!"

Damn it, I never expected that the Japanese ghost in front of me would once again speak Northeastern dialect, and what's more, he said curse words.

Not waiting for my response.

The Japanese ghost, with a swish, raised the samurai sword in his hand again, then took long steps and attacked me who was lying on the ground...

Looking at the Japanese ghost getting closer and closer, I couldn't help but feel the breath of death in my balls.

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At this time, I had a little cold sweat on my forehead.

I wish I could bite my tongue and kill myself. Maybe someone will say, you are stupid, why don't you run away?

Grandma, do you think I didn’t want to run away? Did I run away? Besides, in that situation, it was good that I didn’t faint directly.

Do you know why? Because the direction where the Japanese ghost katana struck was not my head, nor my heart, but...but the forbidden area of ​​​​that man!!

Let's make an analogy, let's say ha.

You were put down to the ground by a person, and then that person came towards you with a machete in his hand with a playful smile.

Maybe you are very courageous, very manly, and will not give in...

However, I don’t believe that when the man with the knife wants to stab you in the balls, you will remain calm!!!

So, the way I looked like that at the time was excusable. Of course, if you look at it now, it would be different.

One, two, three, a few seconds later, the Japanese ghost finally came to my side. Then he raised his samurai sword and stabbed a certain part of my body with the tip of the sword.

At that moment, I was completely stupid. Countless thoughts flashed through my mind.

I haven’t married a wife yet, I haven’t had sex with anyone yet, I’m still an innocent little virgin!!

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"Bang!" There was a crisp sound, and suddenly, I felt a flash in front of my eyes, and a figure appeared in front of me.

"How dare you bully my brother Haotian! I will fight with you!" That's right, the person who saved me was Xiao Erlei.

At this time, he was holding the Tai Chi Bagua mirror in his hand, which just happened to block the Japanese ghost's falling samurai sword.

"Tai Shang Laojun, be as urgent as the law!" Er Lei muttered something in his mouth, and then he suddenly lifted the Tai Chi Bagua Mirror upwards, breaking away from the samurai sword that was deadlocked with the mirror.

"Bagua mirror, show your magical power~" Er Lei blurted out another sentence, then they raised the Bagua mirror with their chubby little hands, and then used the front of the mirror.

He aimed at the Japanese ghost and took his photo.

"Hey!!" A series of actions and words, without any delay, Xiao Erlei completed it in just a few seconds.

Ever since, a magical scene appeared.

I saw that the Tai Chi Bagua Mirror emitted extremely bright golden light, and then the light shot out like a thick pillar.

It happened to hit the Japanese ghost who was still staring blankly with his big eyes.

"ah!!!"

The sudden golden light and the sudden appearance of two thunders really confused the Japanese ghosts.

Maybe he didn't even realize what was going on, and was injured by the Tai Chi Bagua Mirror.

No, at this time, it had retreated several meters, and there was no good spot anywhere on its body.

The current Japanese ghost is like a smoke bomb.

A huge smoke bomb.. That body is emitting smoke endlessly!

"Brother Haotian, are you okay?" After beating the puppies away in a basket, Er Lei hurriedly ran to me, then stretched out his little hand to pull me.

Looking at Xiao Erlei, who was panting and blushing from the strenuous exercise just now, another warm current passed through my heart.

Do I owe Erlei too much? Think about it, Xiaoerlei has saved me several times? This is really not something ordinary people can do!

Needless to say, I was pulled up by Er Lei afterwards. Don’t tell me, Xiao Er Lei is really quite strong. My wrists started to hurt when he pulled me up.

"Er Lei, brother!" I was full of gratitude and said to Er Lei, who was less than half my height next to me: "Thank you, you saved me again~"

Hearing this, the waiter Lei actually got angry and was very angry.

The arrogant person yelled at me: "What the hell are you talking about?"

"What? Brother Haotian, do you look down on me, Er Lei?" Er Lei is really a child. At this time, the child's temper is revealed: "Don't say it's you, you are a fool, I will do the same!

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"In my master's words, we have professional ethics!"

Okay, after listening to this, I immediately said six full stops. Damn, this cheating Xiao Er Lei, does he think I am a fool?

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"Oh my God, my fourth uncle!" Suddenly, a somewhat joking words with an inexplicable tone sounded in my heart.

"You two young men! What are you doing standing around there?" That's right, that voice is none other than the old Taoist priest!

At the same time, Er Lei was also stunned, then looked at me, and then he opened his mouth and said, "Don't be afraid, Brother Haotian!"

"I also heard what I just said. That is the teleportation talisman used by my master. Now the three of us have established a connection. Okay, the three of us can communicate together!"

Okay, after hearing this, I understand.

It turns out that this damn telepathic talisman is not Bluetooth, but "Quick" voice, and it even has a group chat function.

"Master, what are you going to do?" Suddenly, Er Lei's voice sounded in my heart, but his mouth did not move. It seems that Er Lei's words are true, he can really have sex, oh no,

Three chats.

As I listened, I turned my eyes to the old Taoist priest, and then I saw him still holding the small broken mahogany sword and pointing at the guy in the red cloak.

The two of them are like doing Tai Chi, they don't use all their strength and they don't know what they are doing, that's it!

"What am I doing? I want to ask you what you are doing~" Although the old Taoist priest was fighting with the red cloak, his voice still rang in his heart: "You bastard Er Lei, why are you so stupid?"

"Didn't you notice that the little basket was accumulating energy? Didn't you notice that the Yin Qi around here was getting heavier?"

"Hurry up..."

Click! Before the old Taoist priest finished speaking, he suddenly stopped. It was like the two of them were talking on the phone and the phone line was cut off.

But no matter what, fortunately I understood what was going on. What the old Taoist priest meant was that Puppy Basket was going to use his ultimate move. Let Er Lei quickly set up his formation.

Needless to say, I also know what the ultimate move of Japanese ghosts is. Isn't it disembowelment? Oh no... isn't it just gathering ghosts, swallowing other ghosts, and then increasing the yin energy?

"Not good!" Er Lei suddenly stood on the spot and said these two words.

He said it in a very loud voice and said it out of the blue. To be honest, it scared me!

"Hurry up and set up the formation~ What kind of thing is good?" I said hurriedly.

Hearing this, the waiter Lei stuttered and said: "It's too late, she's here... Look!"

As he spoke, Er Lei stretched his hands to the sky!

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