Chapter 81 Tyson tearing off the spell!
"Brother Haotian, what's wrong with you?" Suddenly, Erlei's voice once again pulled me back from that confused state.
"Erlei, where am I now?"
"Don't you have a fever?" After I said that, Erlei raised his little fat hand, touched my forehead with the back of his hand, and then said, "Brother Haotian, are you scared silly?"
"This is our home!"
Hum?Home?Our home?
"Master Lai Tianyi, I lit it for you!" Just when I was a little confused, Tyson held the lighter and then used the flame to burn the talisman that the old Taoist priest had pinched!
"I am the 250th generation of the Zhang family, and the name of the head! Today, let's kill evil ghosts and do the way for heaven!"
"Ah!! Dema!!"
"Peanut beans, ham sausages, tea eggs, burst out the small universe, come on!!!"
After the words came, the old Taoist priest shot out like a bow and arrow.
He pinched the burning spell and bent over and picked up the just-fallen peach wood sword.
Then he wiped the still burning spell on the body of the Taomu Sword.
So, something strange happened! The talisman turned into ashes after the sword was wiped, and what about the peach wood sword?
But it turned into a "rocket"! Of course, the fire sword mentioned here is not the rocket in heaven.
I stared blankly at everything in front of me, and my saliva was so scared that I stayed out.
I'll go, I'll fuck, I'll be my god, my fourth uncle!
What is the situation of this ***? Did I really travel through time or did I really travel through time? Didn’t the old Taoist priest use the Nine-character Mantra before? How come it is now holding a peach wood sword?
Also, didn’t Tyson ignite the talisman for the old Taoist priest? Why did this ignite it again?
"Brother Haotian?" A soft voice sounded again. It was nothing wrong, it was Xiaoer Lei.
"What's wrong with you? I think something is wrong with you, Brother Haotian!"
At this time, Erlei had already helped me up.
Then, I looked at the ground beneath my feet in a daze, frowned and said in a question: "Brother Erlei, why are these talismans gone?"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Erlei widened his eyes, as if he had seen an alien.
"Brother Haotian, what are you kidding? You didn't want us to remove the formation? You said you were feeling uncomfortable..." Erlei said a lot, but the final meaning was that I let the removal of the formation!
After listening to it, I was really embarrassed. It was impossible. When did I let the formation be removed? Also, when did I feel uncomfortable? I remember that I was always in a state of watching the fun!
...In this way, I stood there for a long time but couldn't figure out what was going on.
Finally, I sighed helplessly. Or, it was like Erlei who said that I fainted myself. Everything I saw just now was fake, and I was thinking randomly in my subconscious mind!
At the same time, a fat guy in the yard twitched his mouth and pinched a silver talisman in his hand.
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"Taishang Laojun, hurry up as the order!" As he said that, the old Taoist priest waved the burning peach wood sword in his hand, and then took out a yellow talisman from his pocket and ignited it out of thin air: "Come on the clouds and fog!"
Immediately afterwards, an awesome, cool and incredible scene appeared!
I saw a black and white gas appearing under the old Taoist priest's feet, and then he took the old Taoist priest to the sky!
Seeing this scene, the yard was really exploded!
"**,**,*Fuck!!! Ascend to the Immortality, everyone, come and see you, ascend to the Immortality!"
"Oh my mother! This is what kind of life is this? Why are you still having fun? You just go to the sky?"
"Look, look! I've said a long time ago that this old man is not an ordinary person. No, he is not a human being. No, this is the attainment of Taoism and ascension..."
"The compassionate Guanyin has appeared... I will bow down quickly!"
The consequences of the old Taoist priest going to heaven are really extraordinary. Isn’t that the pig slayers in the yard are all fooled one by one!
Although it was a bit scary when I went to heaven out of thin air; but I was just surprised. After all, I had seen an old Taoist priest go to heaven before!
But tell me, those pussy are so good at making fun of it. They also say that the old Taoist priest is a god, and they also say that the old Taoist priest has attained enlightenment;
What makes me even more incredible is that I don’t know that the slutty boy in the crowd, 25, actually... I actually said that the old Taoist priest Guan Shiyin has descended to earth!
I didn't see this, which person said. If I saw it, I would definitely beat him to death. I just wanted to ask him, is your Guanyin an old man?
No matter how much you say that the old Taoist priest is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, let alone Guanyin descended to earth!!!
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"Two little pussy guys, why don't you surrender?" The old Taoist priest stood in the air, shook his flowing hair, picked up the burning peach wood sword, and said with awesomeness: "Why are you two doing this? People say people say, ghosts have ghosts. If you don't play well in the ghosts, what are you doing in the world?"
"Give up resistance quickly and get back to the underworld, otherwise you will be sealed by me today!"
After talking, the Japanese ghost basket stopped slashing and turned around to look at the old Taoist priest.
"Why am I so unhappy to listen to you? What's wrong with a ghost? Don't you become a ghost when you die? Why don't you look down on us?"
"Do you know there is a saying that says, don't show off, be struck by lightning?" The Japanese ghost responded with a mouth full of "corn stubble" (Northeast) flavor.
I was shocked when I looked at the two pusses on the ground.
***, I'm not watching Stephen Chow's movies, why do the two of them have such a nonsensical and unconventional conversation?
Also, the ability of Japanese ghosts to learn language is too amazing? Before, I couldn’t even explain Chinese dialect, but now why do you speak dialect so smoothly?
Don’t say it, if you go to the island country to open a Chinese language training company, it will be a lot of money!
"...Okay, OK!" The old Taoist priest squinted his eyes, covered his chest with one hand, picked up the peach wood sword with the other hand, and said in a verbal voice: "Is it shameless to be so? Made, I'll beat you up! Ah, no, I'll beat you to death!"
The old Taoist priest had just finished speaking, and then he shot out like a bullet, holding the fire-burning peach wood sword!
I wasn't surprised to see this. Who had seen this scene myself?
To be honest, I don’t know what happened to the female corpse in the funeral home. What happened one night? Why did the old Taoist priest keep hiding it from me?
"Bang!" A sound made by a metal collision sounded over the entire yard.
At this time, the old Taoist priest and the Japanese ghost were in a stalemate. One was holding a samurai sword and the other was holding a peach wood sword full of flames. It felt like two idiots were playing house again.
Why do you say that? Because, those two guys have been in a stalemate for more than ten minutes.
Two people, no, one is a ghost, their faces are close to their faces and noses, neither moves first, no one suffers or suffers, and no one speaks. This is how it is to keep it true!
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"You tell me, why is there a piece of yellow paper on this guy's forehead?" Suddenly, my attention was attracted by a sentence.
So I no longer look at the old Taoist priests in the sky. After all, it is useless to see it, and I can't help myself.
"I don't know what it is for, it seems to be just ordinary paper, right?" I turned around and looked at it, and my heart was shocked.
I actually saw two people standing in front of the red cloaked corpse, chirping and wiggling.
However, I still know both of these two people! Who are they? That’s right, it’s Wang Dachui and Li Gang.
"Hehehe, Captain, look at the words on this thing!" Tyson pulled his neck, stood there, grabbed Li Gang's clothes, and muttered!
Upon hearing this, Li Gangte replied contemptuously: "You should tell me? You think I am ignorant!"
"Aren't these four words, heaven, earth, Xuan, Ning?" That's right, it's true. The talisman on the forehead of the dead body was the talisman I saw when I met the disgusting ghost in the broken room.
They are exactly the same, not bad at all!
"...Oh, it's terrible to be uneducated!" Tyson pretended to shake his head, looked at the talisman on the forehead of the dead body, and said, "Isn't this *** a lyric, heaven, earth, Xuan, Yu?" Tyson was funny enough to say that, and pointed at the talisman while saying that!
Seeing this, I have made six big sentences directly.
This is really a fool and a fool are always together. These two guys are really funny!
It’s so fucking about the world Xuanning and the world Xuanyu; don’t show off if you haven’t studied before, don’t you?
Staring at the eyes, thinking about the four words of Tiandi Xuanzong, they actually made them say that virtue!
Also, I really want to kneel down for these two comrades. Tell me, are they really lacking intent or really lacking intent?
Everyone else is standing together now, afraid, but they are both fine, and they have even started to study the dead bodies.
You know, there is a dismembered corpse outside the yard! These two people are really big-hearted!
Chapter completed!