"I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry."

"Changing social trends, becoming popular among thousands of girls, stimulating the movie market, and improving the quality of young people. I am a graceful and graceful young man. I am famous for picking up countless girls, and I am a thorn in the eyes of all men."

"My elegant figure exudes seductive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. My heart-breaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by my gentle eyes. I am recognized by all

The lonely lover, the soul of the whole world..."

“Haicheng Urban Management Brigade is the one taking the lead—Wang Dachui is the one!!!”

Tyson, that tease, stood there with his arms crossed and nagged for five or six minutes. After listening to this, I really wanted to take off my shoes and slap him with a happy face.

Tell me, is he shameless? How can he still be so stupid after all this time?

Of course, what upset me the most were his words! Damn it, what the hell was he talking about?

He is also popular among thousands of girls. What he said makes me, the most handsome guy in Haicheng, embarrassed???

After Tyson's voice fell, the space became extremely quiet.

How do you describe that feeling?...You may have heard of a saying called the calm before the storm. I think the atmosphere at this time is exactly like this!!!

After a while, suddenly, the wind picked up!

At the same time, a sharp and harsh voice floated in the space: "...Jiejie, is that Wang Dachui? Haha, I, Wang Dachui, am not stronger than you? I have thousands of evil ghosts under my command, and

Can it be understood by a mortal like you?"

As soon as the words fell, the whole space became manic. The wind blowing on you is so refreshing! I'm not bad at getting back to my body. If I were like Er Lei, I would probably be blown away.

Isn't that right? Er Lei is holding my thigh.

"Ghost? Hahaha...I'm still a Taoist priest!"

When Tyson heard this, he immediately retorted, Oh, no, he just boasted and retorted: "You're so stupid, I'm a Taoist priest."

“If you don’t accept it, do it!!!”

Damn it, I never expected that Tyson would become so powerful. This, this is not the same Tyson who was so scared that he peed his pants when he saw the princess.

What happened? What made Tyson change so quickly? Unknowingly, I found that Tyson seemed to have become a stranger.

"...Haha, young man, you are very brave, why not learn cooking from me!" Suddenly, the Japanese ghost standing in front of us thrust his samurai sword into the ground and said to us: "Sorry, I

I said it wrong just now, and it’s all because of this damn advertisement. That, I’ll say it again!”

"You little bitch, you are very interesting. Why don't you let me fuck you to death and come with me as a ghost!!! Hahahahaha!!!"

After hearing this, I was completely stunned, and a chill spread from the soles of my feet to my whole body!

Damn it, **Nima, I...I can't describe it! Because, because the voice of the last sentence is very familiar to me. That, that is the voice of Wang Da**!

Immediately afterwards, I felt like I was a deflated rubber ball... so my legs softened and I fell to the ground.

"Brother Haotian!" I fell down like this, startling Er Lei who had been hugging me. He hurriedly got up from the ground and said to me: "What's wrong with you? Why did you faint again?"

Looking at that child, I really want to say: Brother...I am scared!

"Oh my god, it turns out it's you, a bastard, pretending to be a ghost!?" Tyson took a look and realized that the ghost who had just made the king's voice was the Japanese ghost queen. She was so angry that she jumped up and down.

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Then the guy lowered his head, not knowing what he was looking for.

After searching for a few minutes, Tyson finally put his eyes on my feet. Then, like the wind, he ran to my side, squatted down, and picked up a brick from my feet.

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Then...then he shot out, and the target was the Japanese ghost!!!

Looking at Wang Dachui holding the bricks and walking coquettishly, my heart was shocked by 1.2 million!

Let me choke, good guy, Tyson, Tyson, you are such a pure man! You can actually use bricks to kill ghosts. This, this is destined to be a legend!

I just don’t know what the old Taoist priest would do if he saw it.

I think if an old Taoist priest reads this, maybe he can't help but say: OK, Tyson! You have a bright future...

When the Japanese ghost saw that look, he was also stunned, but more importantly - laughed!

Why are the Japanese ghosts laughing? Of course the Japanese ghosts are laughing at Tyson! Think about it, if you take a brick to shoot the ghost, isn't this an international joke?

If Bricks could really do ghosts, then the old Taoist priest wouldn't have to hold a mahogany sword every day. He could just carry a few Bricks in his pocket, right?

"I'll kill you and make you pretend to be a ghost!" Tyson stepped forward in just three steps, held up the brick in his hand, and patted the Japanese ghost on the head.

Seeing this, I really want to call Tyson daddy. Tyson... you are really awesome, you are really awesome.

To this day, when I think of the scene where Tyson used bricks to shoot ghosts, I can't help but smile, even though he... was all pretending!!!

You said you beat someone else's ghost with a brick, isn't that the same as me beating a zombie with a green bamboo stick?

To a certain extent, damn, why don’t you chase me away!

Facts prove.

There is only one end result for those who slap a ghost with bricks and mortar, and that is to get their nose and mouth bleed from being fucked.

Isn't it?

Now Tyson is being lifted out of thin air by a Japanese ghost.

In fact, it is said that it was lifted out of thin air, but in fact it is not like that, because I can see that there is dark black gas under Tyson's body.

That is to say, it is often said to be Yin Qi. How would you describe the scene? Have you ever seen martial arts movies? Well, yes, it is like the feeling of absorbing people's internal energy.

"Bah!!!"

That Tyson didn't even touch the Japanese ghost's body and was lifted into the air.

Naturally, the bricks in his hand also fell to the ground.

After losing the brick, Tyson was blinded and kept shouting in the air: "Damn it, you don't play according to the routine, do you? You ***, if you have the ability, let's duel, you put me down!"

Let him go? Stop making trouble. Since the Japanese devils want to turn you into such a virtuous person, they have no intention of letting you go.

"Brother Erlei, I'm going to save Tyson's benefactor!" Suddenly, Erlei stood beside me, pulled my sleeves, and preached to me.

Hearing this, I turned my head and glanced at Xiao Er Lei.

My heartstrings felt like they were being played when I looked back, looking at the sweaty, red-cheeked Xiaoer Lei. I...I didn't know what to do.

I became sentimental again, and I said to myself, where is the promise I made? Where was the promise I made that I would protect Xiao Er Lei if something happened to him?

Was it all bullshit before? I...what happened to me???

"Brother Haotian?" Erlei asked in a low voice when he saw that I didn't respond for a long time. His question pulled me back from my endless emotions.

"Huh? Why are you crying?" His words made me smart, and then I wiped my eyes with my hands. Haha, I didn't expect that I really dropped the golden beans!

No matter how much I say that I want to save face, I can’t say that I was moved by Xiao Er Lei.

So, after coughing a few times, I said to Er Lei: "Ha, it's okay, the sand blurred my eyes!"

Hey, there's still a lot of sand, there's not even a bit of wind around, it's a lot of sand.

Perhaps Er Lei also saw something and simply stopped worrying about this issue.

Then he continued to tell me: "Brother Haotian, Tyson's donor will die if this continues! No... I have to save her!"

With that said, Xiao Erlei put the Bagua Mirror in front of him and started to walk forward.

Can I still let Er Lei go to save Tyson this time? The answer is of course no! If this time, I let Er Lei go to save Tyson, then...then I will really not be a man!

"Wait a minute, brother Erlei!" I hurriedly shouted from behind: "Erlei... give me the mirror!"

I said to him seriously: "This time, let Brother Haotian go."

Hearing this, Er Lei turned around and looked at me intently.

"Brother Haotian, you...can you do it?"

"You! Can! OK!" Just four words, after listening.

An inexplicable sadness came over me. Can I do it? Yes... Can I do it?

In Er Lei's heart, am I always the Haotian who needs him to fight for me when something happens?

Is Haotian just a waste in everyone's heart?

I think..yes!!

Because from the beginning to now, it has always been the old Taoist priest and Er Lei who have protected me from wind and rain, and it has always been the old Taoist priest and Er Lei who have protected me!

As I thought about it, my thoughts drifted to the past, to the day we met, to that night.

The funeral parlor struggled with the female corpse, but he was willing to risk his life for the second time... I admit that I am a waste, I admit that I cried again...

"Hao Tian, ​​brother, brother..." Suddenly, Er Lei spoke again: "Well, I believe you!!!"

"Here!!!" They stretched out their hands and handed the Tai Chi Bagua Mirror to me.

Then I wiped the unsatisfied tears with my hands, and then solemnly took the Tai Chi Bagua Mirror!

At the same time, I felt a burning pain between my eyebrows. But I didn’t pay much attention to it, after all, all my attention was now on how to save Tyson.

"Okay! Leave it to..." Before I could finish my words, the somewhat eerie, terrifying, strange, and familiar voice rang again: "Wang Dachui? Haha... I'll give you a good name, and finally

Didn’t you die in the hands of me, Wang Da**?!!”

That's right, that voice actually belongs to Wang Da** again! Moreover, this time, the speaker is still the Japanese ghost...

“Bang!!!”
Chapter completed!