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Chapter 94: Japanese Ghost VS Wang Dick!

Then I wanted to tell Erlei that I would be responsible for something. But before I could say it, the Japanese ghost opened his mouth and spoke.

"...Haha, heroes come out of a boy!" The Japanese ghost was covered in white smoke and said to me with its festering and bleeding mouth: "I didn't expect that you were so cunning and came to me on the surface, but in fact, it was... to hit my original yin energy. I didn't expect that my samurai from the Great Japanese Empire was dealt with by your little pussy who was still stinky."

"I'm not willing!!!" The Japanese ghost said at the end, and even sighed to the sky.

Looking at Japan's appearance, I thought to myself. You are so aggrieved. I don't know who to ask for advice. Why didn't you have any grudges? You are going to kill me again and again, who should I go to?

However, what the Japanese ghost said was indeed correct. Yes, I deliberately did everything just now. Unexpectedly, I discovered all the IQs of Japanese ghosts.

In fact, when I hit me and picked up the gossip mirror, my target was already locked in the samurai sword inserted into the ground by the Japanese ghost.

You know, the old Taoist priest and Erlei once said that the original Yin Qi is the same as the cover of the person who practices the golden bell cover, and that is the weakness!!!

So when fighting with a ghost, as long as you can find its original Yin Qi and kill it with one blow, the ghost will be fucked to death.

After all, the original Yin Qi is not a joke.

"Haha, am I cunning?" I smiled and said, "What can I do if I am cunning? All this is not learned from you."

I don’t want to talk nonsense with it after the words are finished. If this problem continues to be entangled, it is really unnecessary.

What I want now is the result, its Japanese ghost attitude.

"Have you thought about it?" I pretended to be impatient.

Yes, in the current situation, if you show a little cowardice, the Japanese ghost will definitely see what I think.

Perhaps, I pretended to be very similar. After the Japanese ghost stared at me for a while, he slowly said, "Okay, I promise you."

"Now, I quit this place, and the matter between us ends here. In the future, if I don't come to you, don't come to me." As he said that, it stood up slowly, and then it slowly walked to the very dim samurai sword, then picked up the samurai sword, muttered it, then turned the samurai sword into a ball of gas and sucked it into its mouth.

However, this time, after sucking the original Yin Qi, the Japanese ghost's appearance was still the same as before, without any obvious changes. According to my guess, it should be because of the attack I just now.

"Let's go away, let's stay in the urn..." The Japanese ghost stood in front of the ghosts and said to them.

After the words came, all the ghosts were about to scatter, but at this moment, a terrifying, sharp voice that made people feel very uncomfortable when they heard it came out: "Go again, my life, come!!!"

Hearing this sound, everyone and all the ghosts were confused!

Why? Because, the person who speaks is not someone else. It’s wrong, because the person who speaks is not another ghost, it’s still the Japanese ghost!

I just don’t know why, but its sound suddenly changed. How can I say that sound? It’s like a young man pretending to be an old man’s voice.

"Ah, haha... I didn't expect that, a basket of dogs!" The Japanese ghost stood there, talking nonsense again, and his voice was still as harsh and ugly as before.

"Do you know who I am?"

"...Hehehe, I didn't expect it. My big ** hasn't hung up yet, right?"

"Oh my god, I waited for a long time and finally waited for today. I waited for you for a long time and finally came to you. Oh my god - I miss you so much!!!"

As he said that, the Japanese ghost turned around and looked at me.

Looking at the Japanese ghost talking to me, no, Wang Da**...isn't it. Damn, I'm confused. Is this a little dog talking to me in a basket, or is it Wang Da** talking to me again?

I'm completely crazy!!!

Just when I was confused, Xiao Erlei seemed to see through my thoughts and opened his mouth and said to me: "It, it is Wang Da** now."

What?

"Where did the Japanese ghost go?"

I really can't believe that the Japanese ghost who had just negotiated with me became the king of kings in a blink of an eye. This is too incredible. Even if he becomes a living person, he is not as fast as possible.

"Didn't I tell you before? Wang Da** and the Japanese ghosts are together. How do you say it? Let me give you a simple example." Erlei said to me again: "It's like a **, which has two spirits. Then, these two spirits fight each other. Every time who wins, who can control this **."

"And you just now, the spirit of the Japanese ghost was destroyed by you, so Wang Da** can come out... Do you understand?"

I understand, I understand nothing. What are these and what?

I once suspected that Erlei, the naughty child, had taken the wrong medicine... but it was not until later that I realized that everything the naughty child said was indeed true. Because what happened next made me believe it!

"Wang Da**?...I didn't expect that you were so sinister and dared to hide in my body. Do you, don't you want to live?"

After saying that, Erlei said again: "Now it has become a basket of dogs again."

"Hmm? I'm sinister?...Haha, who was the first to swallow me? I saw through you guys during my lifetime. If I were to give me another chance, I wouldn't be a doggy-skinned person even if I pick up feces, because...I'm Chinese!"

After the words came to my mind, I was speechless. Why does this seem to be a rhythm of watching anti-Japanese TV series?

At the same time, Xiao Erlei spoke again. What did he say? He said what he said just now is wrong. Now it should be that both spirits are in this place.

Then, something very funny happened.

I saw the Japanese ghost standing there, turning his body to the east for a while, and then said to the west: Koizumi is a basket, you are not a human being, when you are alive, you will harm me, I die, and you will eventually get rid of it.

After saying that, the Japanese ghost walked to the south again and said to the north: Wang Da**, Wang Da**, you are so bad... You actually dare to insult me ​​and appear when my original yin energy is greatly damaged. Are you going to devour me?

In this way, the Japanese ghost was like a magical disease, and it lasted for more than half an hour.

Finally, I sat down and looked so tired!!!

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"Erlei, did you think this Japanese ghost did it on purpose?" Erlei and I stood together, and I looked at the Japanese ghost and said to Xiao Erlei.

Yes, that's right. I'm a little suspicious now. This Japanese ghost is doing it on purpose. The purpose is to confuse our audio-visual. At that time, when we are at the most relaxed, we will have another fatal blow.

I have to say that after experiencing so many things, I have really grown up and become more careful in dealing with people and things.

Upon hearing this, Xiaoer Lei smiled.

"Brother Haotian, you're thinking too much!" The naughty child pretended to say, "They are fighting, haha!" I know that the ones Erlei mentioned were Japanese ghosts and Wang Da**.

After Erlei finished speaking, I still didn't understand very well, so I wanted to ask him what was going on, but before I could ask myself, I was interrupted by a sudden wail.

"......Ahhhhh!" I saw that the Japanese ghost who was originally sitting on the ground actually howled. Oh, that guy was calling you - that was quite creepy!

How do you describe the shouting sound?

Well, that sound is indescribable at all. You say it’s scary, it’s not scary, you say it’s funny, it’s not really funny.

If I had to express it, I could only say four words: sows are in heat and howling!

The screams that made people feel very painful after hearing this could last for more than ten minutes before they slowly disappeared.

However, at the moment the sound disappeared, the Japanese ghost's entire body had a shocking change.

Originally, the Japanese ghost looked like a panda, but now it has shrunk by half and has completely turned from a panda into a puppy.

Yes, I'm not talking nonsense. Really... The size of a Japanese ghost at this time is really only as big as a puppy!

"Hmm...Brother Haotian, the development of things was a bit beyond my expectations!" Erlei held his jaw with his little hands and frowned and said to me: "I thought they were fighting each other's spirits, but in this current form, it seems that this is not the case!"

Not like this, that's like that? This is the question I want to ask the most after hearing it.

I am just an impatient person. I must know what I want to know, otherwise I will not even sleep.

So I asked the little lee. I said - What is that? What did you find? Tell me quickly.

But who knows that when I finished speaking, the naughty child kept shaking his head and said, "I don't know... I don't know either! When things get this happen, I have to go to find my master!" As he said that, the coward actually ran away with his legs, and the direction was the room where the old Taoist priest just entered the house to take a shower.

What’s even more funny is that when the child left, he said: “Brother Haotian, I’m leaving this here for you! If you can’t handle anything, just call me..."
Chapter completed!
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