[ps: I sincerely say sorry here, I have to take a day off. The following is "The Lovely Life of a Best Salesman" for you to take a look at it first, and it will resume normal updates tomorrow night!]

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Sichuan-Chengdu, this is a mainland city with thousands of years of cultural heritage. It is the birthplace of ancient Shu culture and a treasure land for tourism enthusiasts across the country and even around the world. Here are the world-famous Jiuzhaigou, Mount Emei, Leshan Giant Buddha, Qingcheng Mountain, etc.

A beautiful scenic spot, but when it comes to Chengdu, Sichuan, many people will know that Sichuan hot girls and Chengdu beauties are even more famous.

Chunxi Road Pedestrian Street.

At 8:30 in the morning, the sky was gloomy and low thunder sounded from time to time.

At this bustling intersection of Chunxi Road, a bus No. 48 full of passengers suddenly braked with a lot of exhaust gas and stopped in front of the platform. Many handsome guys and beautiful girls were instantly squeezed into photos.

On the car window glass, the little mouth looks like blooming chrysanthemums/flowers.

"What kind of plane is it! You stupid / Can you drive a car?"

A white-haired old man who looked at least eighty years old suddenly shouted. This surprised the whole car, thinking when the old man was so powerful.

"There is not a good thing for the bus driver from ctm!!"

"My double eyelids were squeezed out..."

"My chest..."

Listening to the scolding of the carriages and the bus driver with a string of black beards, he disagreed. He shook his head with headphones, looking calm and unscathing.

In a corner of the carriage, a long-haired beauty with 28 years old widened her charming eyes, and her face was frightened, and she instantly subverted her image of a lady, shouting at a volume of more than 80 decibels: "Stingy! You bastard!

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While shouting, the long-haired beauty raised her little feet and kicked her hard! Everyone could tell that the long-haired beauty had already mastered her movements. Xia Yu, who had a flushed face, looked at the red color that quickly enlarged in front of her.

High heels, with a look of despair.

The next moment, high heels had an intimate contact with a fragile object of a man.

“Omg! Ah!…”

Immediately afterwards, a howling like a pig was heard in the carriage.

People who witnessed the whole incident in the car shook their heads, looking regretful, and more men subconsciously pinched their balls, and then let out a sigh from the bottom of their hearts: "It exploded...it must explode..."

"Wow! Wow!" At this moment, the car door finally broke through the crowd and opened, but two poor kids had no time to hide and were caught behind the car door, foaming at the mouth without knowing life or death.

This world is always very realistic, and there is competition everywhere. This group of people in the workplace who usually look like a human and in suits and ties have fully revealed their wolf nature at critical moments.

Even if we got off the bus, no one wanted to leave. Several old men and ladies were instantly squeezed into the corner in the rushing crowds. They didn't recover for a long time, and they seemed to be about to burp.

Most of the people in this car are working people who are rushing to work. In order not to be late for work, they all have amazing speeds. In less than a minute, the car has been vacated. Even the two kids caught behind the car door don't know what the two kids were caught behind the car doors do not know what.

When he left.

The old man who was cursing before slowly walked to the car door, turned around and looked at Xia Yu who was curled in the corner, and then said in an old fashioned manner: "Young man, it's not worth it to break eggs in order to eat tofu.

ah…"

"I...I didn't..."

"No need to explain, everyone understands it, but I like your spirit of picking up girls."

After the old man finished speaking, he got out of the car, leaving Xia Yu, who was stunned, speechless...

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Xia Yu:

Age: 23 Height: 178 cm

Weight is 59kg (it is the type that you dare not go out in the windy weather, and you are afraid of being blown away by the wind.)

Education: High school (exited from school in the second year of high school and wandered on the streets since then)

Family background: Both parents died, poor and lower-middle peasants, on the line of food and clothing!

Appearance: Complete facial features (ordinary, ordinary, you can never find it if you are thrown into the abortion.)

Career: cheating (tragic gangster, top pickpocket, has been engaged in a great pickpocket career since I came out of school)

At the bustling Chunxi Road Pedestrian Street, there was constant thunder in the sky. A sloppy young man was sitting on a bench by the street, kneading his hands in his crotch.

"Oh... I'm a slut! I'm a slut! / I'm so cruel!"

The biting pain made Xia Yu couldn't help but scold him. Fortunately, after some examination, the thing was still complete, without bursting or fracture.

"What are you looking at! I haven't seen it before!"

"You watch it again! Go home and go and get yourself!"

Xia Yu scolded, knocked away the crowd around him and pulled his hand out of his crotch. He could not stand the curious eyes of the people around him, so he could only endure the pain and walked forward.

In the past six months, Xia Yu has been spending his life at home. Today, he really wants to find a job. Thinking back on what happened just now, Xia Yu really feels more unfair than Dou E.

Because there were too many people on the bus, the woman was squeezed in front of him after getting on the bus. It happened that it was summer, and everyone was wearing less clothes. As the bus bumped all the way, the two of them were even closer to each other.

Together, smell the body fragrance of the beauty and the hot figure, as long as you are a normal man, some physiological phenomena will inevitably occur. Although the beauty with long hair is very angry, there is nothing to do about this. Who says there are too many people?

So I could only turn around with difficulty and turn my back to Xia Yu.

But it seems that the more this happens, the plump little pp makes Xia Yu unable to extricate himself and suppresses the anger in pain. So he maintains this posture and rubs all the way to the platform. The key is that when he arrives, he will be in a thousand ways.

The driver of the knife even braked suddenly, and that was done... The powerful inertia made the firm and straight physiological parts, under the huge force, penetrated the chrysanthemums through the thin clothes...

Everyone knows what happened next. I really can't tell whether it is right or wrong. Xia Yu asked himself that he did it completely unintentionally, but the beauty of long-haired hair could not keep her at all in this situation.

Be rational.

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Regarding finding a job, Xia Yu had actually submitted a few resumes for applying for jobs on the Internet before, but his education, which was almost illiterate and his career that was nearly zero, made his resume like a stone entering the sea and no news for a long time.

In desperation, after making up his mind for the 99th time, Xia Yu walked out of the house and came to Chunxi Road, hoping to find a difficult task such as distributing leaflets and pasting psoriasis to solve the problem of food and clothing.

But this guy is really unlucky, it's still a thunderstorm today.

As the most prosperous business district in the city, even in this weather, Chunxi Road is still crowded with people. All kinds of people are coming to this area from different parts of the city.

Among these abortions, there are many legendary tall, rich, handsome, white, and beautiful. It is said that any mineral water bottle may hit a millionaire.

March is the best time of the year. All kinds of mm have already been eager to put on shorts and stockings... and are squandering their capital and stimulating the male compatriots' and male hormones.

Looking at the towering tall buildings around, a huge advertisement of a certain actress was posted on the side of the building, Xia Yu felt a little dizzy and whispered: "A celebrity, I really can't afford to be hurt."

A gangster like him who lives at the bottom of society actually feels very awkward about these bustling business districts, high-rise buildings, office buildings and other environments.

It seems that when you come to the center of this city and look at your peers who have no worries about food and clothing and have a wealthy family, you will feel that you are shorter than others, and you will lose confidence at the first time, and you will not want to get close to them unless you want to make a wallet.

Recalling so many years of pickpocket career, Xia Yu shook his head and looked away from the white-collar workers. He had decided to reform himself, become a new person, and bid farewell to the pickpocket career. But this kid has no work experience except pickpockets.

, it is so difficult to find a legitimate job in this highly competitive society.

Standing at the intersection of Chunxi Road, Xia Yu looked around with a stingy face. I have to say that this guy has the talent to be a pickpocket, and his figure looks like a vulgar habitual criminal.

After a while, Xia Yu saw a small alley behind a building. Based on years of experience, he believed that the small recruitment inspiration was posted in these corners.

Without saying a word, Xia Yu hurried over. He didn't dare to run because he was afraid that the pedestrians on the street would mistake him for a pickpocket who had just stolen someone's wallet, and then chased him and beat him up. He had experienced such a thing too much.

If there are too many, it is simply unbearable to look back.

After a while, Xia Yu walked into the alley and realized that there was a back door exit of an underground parking lot. There was no one around. Xia Yu glanced around and saw a small recruitment advertisement covered with walls.

This guy was overjoyed and raised his legs and ran towards the wall with the most advertisements.

Boom! Boom!…

Amid the crazy motor roar, a luxury car drove out quickly from the underground parking lot of the building.

Xia Yu, who happened to run over from the exit, did not recognize these luxury cars brands, but knew that they must be very expensive. If you wipe off some car paint by yourself, you may not be able to afford it even if you sell chrysanthemums/flowers for a lifetime. So hurry up and go sideways, and it is almost impossible to pay.

Almost avoided.

But there was a small puddle at the exit. Suddenly, under the tires of luxury cars, sewage splashed Xia Yu, which was a tragic car.

"My husband, you are the uncle! The son of the turtle, you will be struck to death by lightning!"

Xia Yu was angry, but he only dared to curse in his heart, because he knew that he would definitely not be able to provoke someone, so he could only sort out his clothes casually.

At this moment, the strong wind blew, and the paper on the ground was shattered and flew up. The dark clouds in the sky instantly became dark, and bursts of thunder surging, as if it was a horror like the arrival of the end of the world.

"ctm, I didn't bring an umbrella when I went out today, I'm done now."

Xia Yu couldn't help but tremble, complaining that the thunderstorm was coming quickly, and hurriedly leaned against the wall. But at this moment, an incredible thing happened!

I saw a thunder as thick as a bucket, with violent energy, instantly descending from the sky and hitting the luxury car that had just been driving!

The sudden bright light shone on Xia Yu's face, making him dare not look directly at him. A few acne were particularly obvious. A few seconds later, the amazing thunder came to his ears.

Xia Yu was frightened, and his heart couldn't stop beating. When he opened his eyes, the luxury car had been struck by lightning into a piece of scrap iron. The lid of the trunk had been lost. It was exposed inside.

With the thick smoke...

"run!"

This matter is so weird. This is the first reaction that appears in Xia Yu's head! He doesn't care about the thunder in the sky. This guy slams his feet and runs out of the alley. A pickpocket broke out.

Running speed!

Just when Xia Yu ran past the wreckage of the luxury car, he saw that there was an open white box in the trunk of the luxury car! It looked quite valuable, it should be made of steel. But under the thunder

Even though it was separated by the car shell, the box was still split.

Xia Yu stopped and thought to himself, "The things in this luxury car must be valuable things. What should I do? Or not to take them? Did I agree not to be a thief?"

Just as Xia Yu was struggling, a rapid police siren came from a distance. It seemed that the police would arrive soon.

"Your uncle! That guy sprayed me with sewage first!"
Chapter completed!