Chapter 45 Sister, You Are So Beautiful
Chapter 45 Sister, you are so beautiful
After getting down to business, Fang Wei immediately put on her previous excited and longing expression, "So, when will you start teaching me Kung Fu?"
This sudden 180-degree change in personality made Su Yu really hard to adapt to.
From the moment he entered this western restaurant, Su Yu noticed that Fang Wei's behavior suddenly became elegant, like that of a lady. Moreover, it was very natural, without any intention of showing off.
However, sometimes she was elegant, and sometimes she was lively and generous, which made Su Yu even more interested in this girl. Based on her intuition, Su Yu felt that this girl was interesting! Worth getting to know more!
As for when to go deeper, ahem, it depends on Su Yu's efforts...
"Uh, do you still remember this? No problem. As long as our cooperation can be successful, you will have to go to the village frequently to provide guidance. By then, I will teach you step by step, no problem!" Su Yu said with a smile.
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"Haha! This is what you said, teach me step by step! If you can't teach me, don't blame me for going around saying that your master is incompetent!" Fang Wei said with a happy smile.
Accidentally, she laughed a little too loudly, and the girl quickly covered her mouth, as if she felt that she was not being reserved in such an elegant place.
"Uh...I'm going to become a master now? Not like this, right? I've never had a disciple before, so this is the first time I'm going to leave it to you like this?" This kind of thing is like teasing after we've just known each other for a short time.
, only Su Yu can do it.
Although Fang Wei is still a big girl, she is still very sensitive to some things, especially the word "first time". After all, she still has her first kiss!
So when she heard this, Fang Wei's face immediately turned red. She embarrassedly picked up the drink on the table and drank it. She accidentally choked on it, not to mention how embarrassing it was.
After accepting it, Su Yu quickly said with concern: "Uh, what's wrong? Is the drink too cold? Waiter, give me a cup of hot milk tea!"
Then he continued in a serious tone: "It is a bit imprudent to accept an apprentice for the first time in my life! But fortunately, you are my partner and my God of Wealth, so I will reluctantly give you some guidance.
As for whether I want to teach you more things, it depends on the situation in the future!"
Taking a sip of the hot milk tea brought by the waiter, the flush on Fang Wei's face finally subsided a lot. However, she was still embarrassed, so she said to the waiter, "Please remove these dishes and serve them again."
"Well, yes, we have been chatting for so long and delayed your meal. It is really a sin, a sin! In order to express my apology for starving the beautiful woman, I will teach you a trick to separate the muscles and cross the bones in a moment, a trick to guard against wolves.
A hundred tries will always bring success!" Su Yu said in a very gentlemanly manner.
I have to say, Su Yu really has a knack for picking up girls, and he really knows how to chat! He just flirted with the perfect girl, and he immediately reversed the awkward atmosphere, and he even turned into a gentleman in a second. The real guy is worthy of being
The descendant of Old Man Su!
"Okay! I don't know what it is, but it sounds very powerful!" Fang Wei said with a hearty smile after the embarrassment was gone.
The food was served quickly. Su Yu, who had been hungry for a long time, wolfed down the meal without caring about his image. Although it was his first time to eat Western food, except for holding the knife and fork in the wrong hand, this guy had learned a lot.
It's stylish.
On the other hand, Fang Wei, although she was very hungry, her behavior was very elegant from the beginning to the end, which really made Su Yu feel like a rustic.
However, I am originally a farmer and a local hater, so it’s up to me to take care of him! This is what Su Yu thinks...
"This muscle-splitting and bone-splitting hand is not difficult to say. Once you learn it, it will definitely not be a problem to deal with ordinary perverts. But the key point is to have an understanding of the human bone structure. Because this skill is to break bones
Take it apart as a toy."
In the grove of Zhongshan Park in Pingyang City, Su Yu explained while kneading the joints on Fang Wei's arm.
Su Yu's simple explanation really surprised Fang Wei.
"Wow? So powerful?! Doesn't that mean that after I learn this trick, if a situation like today happens again, I can directly dismantle the gangster's hand like you did? If that's the case
If so, it would be much more powerful than those so-called anti-wolf techniques!"
Upon hearing that the beauty said that his moves were powerful, Su Yu immediately said proudly: "Of course it is! Moreover, it is much more powerful? It is simply not on the same level! This is my unique skill, and I won't tell other people about it.
he!"
"And this move is most suitable for girls. After all, most girls are weak and weak. If you learn things like Taekwondo, it's just superficial. You don't have the strength to achieve the original effect of each move.
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"But I don't understand the structure of human bones... Is it impossible to learn...?" After the excitement, Fang Wei realized a very serious problem, so she said frustratedly.
"Well, that's true, but fortunately, I'm here to teach you. It's impossible to learn it systematically, but I can teach you a move in a short period of time so that you can defend yourself." Su Yu said in a persuasive manner.
Next, Su Yu relied on his sharp tongue to trick Fang Wei into agreeing to let him teach Fang Wei on the spot to find out the bones and joints.
It's called touching joints and teaching how to separate muscles and bones, but this guy obviously just sees the other girl's beauty and wants to take advantage of it!
Of course, Su Yu himself would not feel this way. This guy is just resolutely implementing what old man Su said. It would be a treason for a man not to date girls when he is alive! And now, he is just cultivating feelings and intimacy.
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"How's it going? Do you feel it? This is the elbow joint. When removing the bones, the main thing is to dislocate this joint with clever force..."
"This is the collarbone..."
"Here are the ribs. The number of ribs for men and women is different. Look from bottom to top, it looks like this..."
"Don't be nervous, don't think too much, this is a very serious matter! I'm teaching you about human bones and joints. Look here, it's the chest, but the chest is where all the ribs gather, from the bottom of the collarbone to the stomach.
Above, there is a bone connected..."
"Now I'm pressing on the gathering point of the ribs. How do you feel? Do you feel any subtle bone seams where I press?"
"Well, not only can the upper body be removed anywhere, but the lower body can also be removed everywhere! For example, the ankles, the knees, the roots of the thighs..."
With a serious scientific researcher's expression on his face, in the name of scientific research, Su Yu touched Fang Wei almost all over her body!
Of course, if they just take advantage without doing anything, even if Fang Wei is a fool, she will see through Su Yu's tricks at a glance!
At first, Fang Wei did think so, and instantly classified Su Yu as a gangster.
But this is where the genius of this guy lies! Every time he touches a place and feels comfortable, Fang Wei will definitely let Fang Wei touch the joints in the same place on his body. Moreover, this guy will even use a trick to make himself a target.
Fang Wei practiced disassembling the joint once or twice!
Once this cruel trick was used, Su Yu's image in Fang Wei's heart suddenly changed from a wretched gangster to a rare and strict teacher in the world! What does it mean to teach by words and deeds? This is called teaching by words and deeds! Selfless!
As soon as this thought changed, the grudge in Fang Wei's heart immediately dissipated a lot. Coupled with Su Yu's perfect skills and Fang Wei's almost fanatical love for kung fu moves, this girl was completely fooled by Su Yu! Very good
He cooperated and let Su Yu touch him all over his body!
Of course, after all, in public, it can only be touched through clothes...
However, in order to have a long future, and because Fang Wei was a layman on the human skeleton, Su Yu only taught her one move, to remove the wrist.
Just this move was paid for by Su Yu countless times of pain!
Damn it! Picking up girls is really a technical job plus physical labor!
At about five o'clock in the afternoon, Su Yu received a call from a woman with an extremely gentle voice, and said she would pick him up now. This made Su Yu excited for a while!
Okay, to be honest, this woman is Secretary Luo's secretary, and she came to take Su Yu to see a doctor on behalf of Secretary Luo. The voice was really numb to the bones, and when she thought of a civil servant and a secretary, Su Yu couldn't help but think about it.
Already...
When this woman came to the entrance of Zhongshan Park and Su Yu saw her, Su Yu really hoped that his wild thoughts just now would come true!
Because this woman is not very old, she is only twenty-six or seventeen years old at most. She has a delicate face and a slim figure. Compared with her height and Su Yu, she is indeed small and slim! Plus she is wearing an off-white short skirt uniform.
, it’s simply a real-life version of uniform temptation!
"Hello, my name is Song Yao, Secretary Luo's secretary. I am Mr. Su Yu, please get in the car."
Although the young female secretary did not know the relationship between Su Yu, who looked only twenty years old, and Secretary Luo, she still said with a smile out of duty and politeness.
"Uh...sister, you are so beautiful..." Most men cannot resist the temptation of uniforms. As a pure man who is determined to pick up all the girls in the city, Su Yu is not exempt from the temptation.
Faced with the verbal abuse of a boy several years younger than herself, Song Yao, although she was angry, still maintained her professionalism, as if she didn't hear it at all, her happiness and anger were not shown on her face, and she calmly said
repeat.
"Mr. Su Yu, please get in the car."
"Well……"
Seeing that the beauty had no response to his heartfelt compliments, Su Yu couldn't help but feel a little discouraged and a little frustrated. This was the first time, the first time someone rejected his compliments, and the compliments came from the bottom of his heart!
Because Song Yao drove here alone without a driver, Su Yu sat directly in the passenger seat and followed the slowly moving Audi car towards the destination.
"Damn! Someone complimented her on her beauty and she didn't react at all! This is not normal, absolutely not normal! Isn't it because of that kind of indifference? No, I need to check it out!"
The thoughts in his heart turned around, and after a moment he came to a conclusion, Su Yu slowly closed his eyes, focused all his attention on Song Yao, and expanded his consciousness...
Chapter completed!