471. Chapter 471 Make him happy
Seeing that the person I like likes someone else makes me feel a little sad, but for the sake of Yunqi's happiness, I still give her silent blessings.
There were not many people at the gathering this time, and Wu Gaochao didn't come either. Jixiang and the others said that he seemed to be practicing in seclusion and they hadn't seen him during this period.
The banquet was lively, but Yun Qi's thoughts were always on his eldest grandson, Xuan Yi.
His lonely back today shocked her too much.
"Brother, let me tell you a joke."
Changsun Xuanyi was a little surprised. He didn't know what Yun Qi wanted to do, but he liked whatever she did: "It has to be funny."
Yun Qi grinned, she knew a lot of jokes.
"Listen carefully, I'm the first one."
One day, a man said to his lover: "I dreamed about you last night. When I woke up in the morning, my underwear was all wet." She shyly asked the man: "I hate it, what on earth were you dreaming about?" The man replied: "Dream.
Seeing you take off your makeup scared me to the point of peeing!"
"Hahahaha...isn't it funny?"
Yun Qi thinks this satire is so classic. When I first saw a picture, a man looked like Brother Sharp before taking a shower, and after taking a shower, he looked like Andy Lau.
But before a woman takes a shower, she is Jolin Tsai, and after taking a shower, she is Sister Feng.
Although there are many beauties in this world, many of them still have a thick layer of powder on their faces, and a gust of wind can disperse a puff of white smoke.
Changsun Xuanyi looked at Yun Qi who was smiling wildly, and her eyes became ambiguous.
If he dreams about her at night, the reason why his underwear is wet must be - the most obscene kind!
After laughing for a long time, Yun Qi found that his eldest grandson Xuanyi was not laughing, so he stopped: "Isn't this funny? Then I will tell you something."
Today I saw my wife clumsily killing fish and wanted to humiliate her, so I asked: "What is your relationship with pigs?" Unexpectedly, she turned around and replied: "The relationship between husband and wife..."
"Hahaha...is this interesting?"
Changsun Xuanyi smiled cooperatively this time, thinking that he was willing to be her pig.
"Son, what are you talking about? You are smiling so happily."
Ji Xiang and the others saw Yun Qi and Changsun Xuanyi talking quietly and laughing loudly at the side, so they all gathered around curiously.
Hearing this, Yun Qi smiled and called them over.
She thought her jokes were all funny, but the eldest son Xuanyi didn't laugh. There must be something wrong with him, not her jokes. It just happened that everyone was judging and judging together.
"I'm going to tell you a joke, and you can listen to it."
"I was on the street today and met a beggar. I saw a big hole in the bowl in front of him, and I felt very uncomfortable. Why should poor people have to use broken bowls?"
"So I picked up the bowl without saying anything and threw it away for him."
"Hahaha...isn't it funny?"
After finishing speaking, Yun Qi was still laughing non-stop, but when she looked at everyone, they all looked at her with inexplicable expressions.
Yun Qi vomited blood in his heart, thinking that this is the difference between ancient and modern people!
But fortunately, she has a lot of jokes, so I can’t do this again.
A man met a Zen master and said, "Master, I am already in my thirties and still single. How can I find a wife?"
The Zen master touched his head: "You are sick, right? If I want to know how to find a wife, why should I still be a monk?!"
"..."
This time Yun Qi stopped laughing, wanting to wait for everyone to laugh together, but——
Chapter completed!