Four hundred and thirtieth IX courtship in progress(1/2)
"Ahem... Well... I am running for the development of the tribe and a better tomorrow!" Wang Yang was righteous and had a serious look on his face.
"How did I hear that he went to find a woman?" Xiaohong's eyes flashed with danger, and she pressed towards Wang Yang.
"Don't listen to other people's nonsense! I forgot to tell you about this matter. Let's talk about it carefully with you now." Wang Yang sat on the bedside, ready to tell the matter.
"Stop talking nonsense! I'll hand over your official food first!" Xiaohong threw Wang Yang onto the bed.
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An hour later, Wang Yang gasped and wiped his sweat: "Can I tell you this now?"
Xiao Hong turned over and said, "No! Let's do it a few more times!"
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The next morning, Wang Yang shed tears and got out of bed with trembling legs.
Xiaohong smiled proudly: "Let's see how you can find a woman."
But how can Xiaohong's cruelty stop Wang Yang's great plan? So early the next morning, he came to Xiaoxiao's door. Under everyone's gaze, he personally made an exquisite breakfast and served it to Xiaoxiao.
In front of the door, wait for her to get up.
When the smile came out, I saw Wang Yang holding breakfast and waiting quietly outside the door. I was immediately "touched" to take the breakfast and said: "You are so good to me."
Not long after, the expeller also came over with an exquisite breakfast, and said with a smile and emotion: "You are so good to me."
Everyone was slightly startled, it turned out that this was "good".
At noon, Xiaoxiao felt very hot. Wang Yang immediately took out a fan and fanned the wind next to Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are so good to me."
The expellers also learned to fan themselves in a decent manner.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are so good to me."
Everyone suddenly realized that this was "good".
Wang Yang was unwilling to give up. He put down the fan and massaged Xiaoxiao. He was careful and considerate and pressed gently.
Xiaoxiao said: "You are so good to me."
Everyone suddenly realized that this was good again.
Xiaoxiao was thirsty, so Wang Yang brought tea and water.
"You're so good to me!"
Everyone suddenly realized that this was "good".
Xiaoxiao felt dirty, so Wang Yang boiled water to adjust the temperature, handed her a towel, and helped her take a bath.
"You're so good to me!"
Everyone was still stunned, it turned out that this was "good".
Xiaoxiao's clothes were dirty, so Wang Yang and the driver rushed to wash them.
Xiaoxiao said: "You guys are so good to me."
Everyone suddenly realized that this was "good".
The more people are suddenly enlightened, the more everyone will understand. Everyone understands that this is "good". Caring, gentleness, consideration, and careful care are all "good".
As long as it makes the other person feel comfortable, it's "good."
Everyone was deeply shocked by this new standard of pursuing a mate, and they were also deeply shocked by this new standard of mate selection. It turns out that it takes so much effort to pursue a mate, but being pursued can be so comfortable.
This symptom quickly spread in everyone's hearts. Many women have begun to learn the method of smiling, asking men to serve and take care of them gently like Wang Yang and the expellers.
So that night, everyone frantically discussed the shock and emotion caused by this incident.
"Have you seen it? Wang Yang and the expeller are so good to Xiaoxiao. As long as Xiaoxiao wants to do something, just write the words. Wang Yang and the expeller will do it, no need to do anything, and no effort is wasted.
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"You don't need to tell me, everyone has seen it! Xiaoxiao is so... so... so comfortable. Two people are waiting for her. Someone is fanning her when she sleeps, someone is holding her drinking water, and someone is feeding her when eating. And the food, tsk tsk
, so beautifully done!”
"I'm telling you, if you want to pursue me, you should also be nice to me. Don't fight. I don't like fighting." A very beautiful woman suddenly said.
The other men immediately said: "Don't worry, I won't fight, I will be very, very, very, very good to you."
"Don't listen to him, then I will be nice to you!"
"It's me, I'm the only one who treats you well."
All of a sudden, all kinds of extremely disgusting confessions unfolded one after another, which made Wang Yang so sick that he could hardly swallow.
Yes, it was indeed hard to swallow. Looking at the burnt "black food" on the plate, and under Xiao Hong's sneer eyes, Wang Yang took a bite.
A overwhelming salty and bitter taste hit the coating of his tongue. Wang Yang's face instantly turned pale. He didn't even dare to bite, so he swallowed it in one gulp.
"Hmph, aren't you so nice to Xiaoxiao? Are you cooking? I also cooked. Is it delicious?"
Wang Yang held back his tears and gave a thumbs up: "It's delicious. After this meal, anything else you eat has no taste."
This is the truth. After this meal, your sense of taste will be so badly damaged that you won’t be able to eat anything else.
"I can also give you a massage!" Xiao Hong pushed Wang Yang down and punched him down.
"Are you comfortable?"
"Oh~ comfortable..."
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The next day, Xiaohong's anger finally subsided. After Wang Yang told her what happened, she also knew that Wang Yang was doing it for the tribe.
She was angry just because of possessiveness. She felt that since Wang Yang was her man, he should be like the woman who drove her away, not allowed to approach other women.
Don't you want to get close to other men? But I just thought about it and it will be fine once the anger subsides.
But business must still be done, and public rations must be paid!
In the next few days, a trend started in the tribe, and all the women followed Xiaoxiao's example and wanted to pursue their men. They imitated Wang Yang and the Expulcher and obeyed them in every possible way.
The feeling of being taken care of by others, the feeling of being devoted to oneself, especially the feeling of being able to call them here and there and drink them at will, is really exciting and enjoyable!
Soon, they became obsessed with this feeling and admired Xiaoxiao. This method is perfect!
And the men also imitated Wang Yang and the Exorcist to do this in the beginning. The boss and the second man all did this, so it must be right.
But they found that it was too unfair. Why should they always dictate to themselves and do this and that?
Men have also learned this method, asking women to drink, massage, feed, and act coquettishly...
Wang Yang felt twitching and nauseated...
And these things have quickly become the top priority for everyone. When having enough food and clothing, finding a spouse is the top priority in the world.
Wang Yang did not expect that this new method of courting would quickly become popular among tribes as soon as it spread.
The feeling of being served by others and treated as if they were donkeys and horses is so satisfying. It releases your sexual desire to the greatest extent and is extremely pleasurable.
After thinking about it for a while, he was secretly happy. It turns out that popular promotion has to appeal to people's hearts. Obviously, this trend is in line with everyone's psychology.
After more than ten days, this trend quickly spread from the forest to the wheat fields, and then swept from the wheat fields to all parts of the grassland, and the drama of pursuing a spouse began.
But not long after the curtain opened, a new problem was discovered in the forest.
That is the criteria for choosing a mate. Once you have the methods to pursue a mate, you must also have criteria for choosing a mate.
But the criteria for choosing a mate that Xiaoxiao mentioned before are really too vague. How do you define "good"?
Wang Yang was very kind to her, and so was the expeller. Now there has to be a standard for choosing a mate? Who do you have to choose?
If you don’t choose anyone, everyone will be unhappy!
Because everyone has encountered very troublesome problems, after they followed the method of chasing partners, everyone is on par. If you can do it, others can do it too.
No one is equal, which is very troublesome. When the person being pursued faces a "menacing" group of suitors, she doesn't know who to choose.
At the beginning, everyone was still pursuing it patiently, but no one was chosen for a few days. They felt that this method was too slow and far away, and they didn't know when it would end.
Everyone has no standards, no idea who has the advantage, who has the best chance, and no hope, so the enthusiasm quickly fades away.
Those who have just been pursued in this way quit, they are just addicted, and you are "not good" to me.
They also want a standard for how to choose.
This aspect is not a problem, it was already expected by Wang Yang, so on this day, Wang Yang dropped a "blockbuster".
I saw the driver made a beautiful animal skin coat and gave it to Xiaoxiao.
This time I smiled happily, and my attitude towards the expeller was extremely good. Although it was just pretending, in the eyes of everyone, the exorcist had the advantage and was ahead.
Before everyone could solve their own problems, they started to worry about Wang Yang.
"What should I do? The driver made a beautiful animal skin coat and gave it to Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao is very happy. I heard that the driver keeps smiling, laughing, laughing, and laughing."
"Yes, I had a stroke."
To be continued...