Chapter 355 Hemorrhoids and the Little Man(1/2)
Mr. Guan Er said, "Hehe! Who said I wasn't angry? I'm not as generous as you said! Do you know? I was going to be angry! You know too! The consequences are very serious when I get angry!"
The little beauty beast said, "Then... are you still angry now?"
Mr. Guan Er said, "But now I'm not angry! I'm angry with the little naughty, I'm the one who's the one who's going to do it! Think about what kind of anger I'm angry with the little naughty? Are you right? I should thank you!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Thank you for me! Why do you thank me? What did I not do for you? Instead, it hurts you very miserable!"
Mr. Guan said, "Of course I want to thank you! Because it was you who cured my hemorrhoids that had been with me for many years!"
The little beauty beast said, "Oh my god! Hemorrhoids!"
Mr. Guan said, "You are right! Yes! It's hemorrhoids! This is my old habit for many years! It has been troubled by my life! You don't know about these hemorrhoids! But it really hurts me!"
The little beautiful beast said, "How did these hemorrhoids hurt you!"
Mr. Guan said, "Little beautiful beast, you don't know! When hemorrhoids on his butt are in trouble, you certainly can't understand the itchy feeling! When hemorrhoids itch, it's really painful!
I have the heart to die!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Haha! So that's how it looks! It seems that my sharp ribs are not helping you! It's worth the moment you pierce it!"
Mr. Guan said, "It's worth it! Of course it's worth it!"
Mr. Guan Er held the little girl's hand and said, "Little beauty beast! Thank you! I don't know if I should thank you, I should say something to you thank you! But your hands are really alive! (Zaozhuang dialect
, it means very soft and gentle)”
The little beautiful beast shook it away and said, "What are you doing? Sexy old man! Your finger cover is so painful! You are crazy! Old hooligan! Old obedient (Zaozhuang dialect, it means hooligan).
You let go of me at such a young age! You are really careless! You are crazy! You lose your wife and have no children!"
Mr. Guan said, "You... you are too vicious to curse people! Can we accumulate some moral character?"
The little beautiful beast said, "Hehe! Who told you to provoke me!"
Mr. Guan Er leaned in to the little beautiful beast, and the little beautiful beast said, "Don't get close! You're getting close! I've really called! My 5 boyfriends won't let you go!"
Mr. Guan said, "Haha! Haha! How could you have a boyfriend at such a young age? And you have 5 boyfriends! Aren't you afraid that your 5 boyfriends will fight! You are jealous! Your 5 men
Where are your friends! Hehe! I'll see what they look like! I guess you're lying to me!"
The little beauty beast called 5 names in a row, and saw five little boys squeezed out from the group of beautiful beasts! Guan Erye was stunned on the spot! Suddenly, Guan Erye laughed wildly and pointed at the little beauty beast's
5 boyfriends said, "Haha! Ahhaha... I'm so laughing! I'm so laughing! This is the so-called boyfriend! Your boyfriend is really cute! What you mean is, these 5
Is your boyfriend your reinforcements? Joke, joke!"
The little beauty beast said, "Nothing is wrong! Nothing is wrong! These 5 boyfriends are my reinforcements!"
Mr. Guan said, "Haha! Haha! Look, your little boyfriend is still wearing open-crotch pants! Are they your boyfriend? Hehe!"
The little beauty beast said, "They are my little boyfriends! I also have a boyfriend! Because you bullied me, I told them not to let you go!"
Mr. Guan said, "Hehe! OK, then what are you waiting for? Then let the horse come over quickly! Let grandpa hug you!"
Some of the five boyfriends of the little beauty beast were lying down, while others were not walking steadily. Like Mr. Guan came over, Mr. Guan said, "What a cute baby! Everyone came over, everyone came over! Let grandpa hug him well.
you!"
I saw five young boyfriends being held in his arms by Mr. Guan Er. Mr. Guan Er pinched this and that, and the naughty baby was peeing on Mr. Guan Er! One of them was in charge.
The second master was scratching his head!
The little beauty beast said, "Haha! Haha! My 5 little boyfriends, please listen to me! Start to act!"
I saw that the five little boyfriends of the little beauty beast instantly turned into another person! I don’t know where the power came from, so I tied up Mr. Guan Erxin, and Mr. Guan Erxin said, “Let me go, let go
Get me out! You naughty little guys! You guys are so big! I was fooled by you! Let me go quickly!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Hehe! You know my little boyfriend is amazing! Humph! If you end up today, it only means that you deserve it! This is retribution! Who made you bully me? Haha! I didn't expect the arrogant Guan Er
My grandfather was actually fooled by five little kids! If this matter really spreads, Guan Erye! Guan Erye! Where will you put your face? Your face is ruined! You! You are in 5 little kids
The child's hand is in trouble!"
Mr. Guan Er said, "Damn it, a liar! I've been so badly beaten by you! I shouldn't believe you! Hurry up! Hurry up! Let me out quickly!"
I saw that some of the five little boyfriends crawled and some ran away, and came to the beautiful beast, clapped their hands proudly and said, "Daughter-in-law!...wife!...madam!...see what's going on
!We have completely controlled this old man! Let's just let you go! Look at it! Our five young boyfriends didn't embarrass you! Isn't it?"
The little beauty beast said, "That's it! That's it! You are all my little boyfriends! You are really great!"
The five little boyfriends clapped their hands, and like a little beautiful beast, whistled, "We have finished cleaning up what should be done for you! I think we should leave too! If you have anything, you can call us at any time! If anyone else
If you dare to bully you, hum! I will definitely not forgive him! We will let him die miserably!"
The little beauty beast said, "How should I thank you?"
Five young boyfriends said, "Why are you saying thank you or not? There are no outsiders! Who made you our wife? Right! Hehe! Okay! It's time to leave! Take good care of yourself!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Okay! You guys go! Then I won't send you there! You guys go! I'll clean up the guy in front of me!"
When the five little boyfriends left, the little beautiful beast walked to Guan Erye and said, "No one will save you! You are a cow! This is what you should end up with! You deserve it! I'm kicking you to death today
This bastard!"
I saw the little beautiful beast lifting his feet and kicking Mr. Guan Er! Mr. Guan Er said, "Oh, I'm sorry..." and he was so angry! Mr. Guan Er said, "Don't beat him! Don't beat him anymore!
If you fight, you will break the appearance! If you fight again, you will break the appearance!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Look at you! You are so thick-skinned! What's the use of asking for your bear face! Shameless guy!"
Mr. Guan Er said, "Warner Asi! Warden Asi! You are talking! You beg me for mercy! How can you do this? Why don't you save me when you die!"
Warden Ashi said, "Hey!...oh!... Master Guan Er, you don't know! The cause of this matter is all about you! If you don't provoke the little beauty beast, that little beauty beast can treat you.
Do you look like this? You said it is right? What's more, you have made mistakes first! You can't blame others! I can only hope that you have done too much! Think about it, you let go of such a small girl! I really see
I can't go any further! I really want to give you a few kicks!"
Mr. Guan said, "Warner Asi! I was wrong! I was wrong! Please! Please tell me about the little beauty beast! Let the little beauty beast let me go! I will never go again next time
Dare you!"
Warden Asi said, "Master Er! It's useless to ask me for help! I can't control this matter! If you ask, you have to ask for the little beauty and beast! Tell me that it's not easy for me!"
Mr. Guan said, "How can you be like this? You are a slut in the entire tree demon prison! I didn't expect that you have the right to be ineffective! I didn't expect that Warden Asi, you are so useless!
”
Warden Asi said, "You!...Who are you talking about? I don't help you! How can you be like this? How can you say I'm useless! Don't you know how to scold me?
I'm like asking for you! But since you are like this, I can do nothing! There is no way to do anything to you! Humph!..."
Warden Asi went up with his sleeve and said to the little beautiful beast, "It's up to you! It's up to you! I really can't control this matter! You can solve the conflict between you yourself!
I can't solve it! But when you attack Mr. Guan Er, you think about making up for my part! Beat hard! Beat it to death!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Since Warden Asi has spoken like this! Then I'd rather obey my duty than respect! Then I'll take it!"
I saw the little beautiful beast walking towards Mr. Guan Er's wife with a smile in her bad mood, and Fat Ni lying on the ground couldn't stand it and said, "Little Beauty beast, can I ask for love for Mr. Guan Er? Look
Look how pitiful the Second Master is! If you lose your hand and beat this old man to death, then the matter will be a big deal (Zaozhuang words mean trouble). What do you mean? You are talking about the little beauty and beast!"
When the little beautiful beast heard Pang Ni say this, he said, "Pang Ni! Are you like us? Or are you like someone who has nothing to do with us! Don't worry about your hair! Wherever you come from and go to cool down!"
Pang Ni said, "Or you beat me! Mr. Guan lying on the ground is really pitiful!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Oh! I haven't seen it yet, Fat Ni! Your spirit is really noble! That's OK! Since you want to be beaten so much, I will be beaten with you two! But it's not
I really want to hit you! It was your own voluntary! Then I have no choice! But Pang Ni, if you ask me to stop now, I will still have time! If you don’t beg for mercy from the head of the police, then I will still not
Hit you! What do you think! Fat Ni!"
Fat Ni said, "Little beautiful beast, then I'll be beaten by you! I didn't plead with you! I just looked at this old man so pitiful! Think about it, he is so old! I Amitabha! I have to forgive me
Beg for others! Little beauty and wild beast, you are still young! Don’t be so angry! Be careful to hurt your body! If you hurt your body, you may never grow up! Just like
My little man is like my little man! My little man is originally very tall! It is because my little man has a too big temper! It is too manic! That's why my little man becomes what he is now! You know too! Like us
People! You can't be angry! Then God will punish us and make us not grow taller! Little beautiful beast, you have to do it after three or four! Otherwise, you will suffer the loss in the end! Even if I was beaten today
It’s a loss! I’m willing to do it too! It’s a blessing to suffer losses!"
The little beautiful beast said, "Pang Ni! You lied to me! How is that possible? Your little man is not tall because of his malnutrition! How can it be said that it is caused by anger and anger? I don't believe it.
!Don’t deceive me!”
Pang Ni said, "It's true, otherwise you can ask my little man! You can confront him in person! See if what I said is correct! Have you lied to you!"
The little beauty beast said, "If you confront each other, you confront each other, what's there to be afraid of! Let's not refuse!"
I saw a dark, ugly little man running from afar! The little man saw his woman, Fat Ni, lying on the ground and said, "Dear! My lover! Why did you fall to the ground again! Look at it
You, you are like Maitreya Buddha in the East! Pang Ni, what's the matter with you? Let me tell you! You are so annoying! Pang Ni! There are many people here! Can't we talk about it with fewer people! We
I don’t think I can let others know the secrets!”
Fat Ni said, "Little man! Shut up! There is a little beauty and beast to hit me! You must protect me well!"
The little man said, "What? I want to bully you! Who is so bold? I don't think I want to live anymore! I'm looking for death! tmd!"
The little man looked around and said, "It's you! It's you!"
To be continued...