Chapter 13 Aunt has a recipe
After a while, Zhou Jun and his friends wandered around the town streets, bought some meat and tofu, and then returned to the village.
After five or six miles of mountain road, we returned to Wujia Village.
When he was passing by the cornfield at the south entrance of the village, he unexpectedly ran into Village Chief Ding and his wife Liu Cui'e.
From this, the boy quickly called her: "Aunt Cui'e."
Liu Cui'e looked at his boy, smiled charmingly, and then asked: "Well, your boy is back, why hasn't your uncle Lu Mao come back yet?"
"Oh." Zhou Jun responded hurriedly, "Uncle Cuckold said... he still has to do some things in town."
"What uncle are you talking about? Uncle cuckold?"
Zhou Jun replied seriously: "Uncle Lu Mao! What's wrong?"
Seeing his kid acting like this, Liu Cui'e gave him a feigned look of annoyance: "You brat, you have to speak more clearly next time!"
"Yeah!" Zhou Jun nodded seriously.
Looking at him like this, Liu Cui'e couldn't do anything with him, so she had no choice but to look at him angrily.
After finishing, she was suddenly startled. She couldn't help but remember what happened at the village health station yesterday morning...
Didn't she, Liu Cui'e, break into the examination room at that time and happen to see his boy's donkey thing getting tough?
Suddenly, she remembered that his boy's donkey thing was really big. Liu Cui'e couldn't help but feel a little ripple in her heart...
From this, she couldn't help but show a bit of charm, looked at the boy, and then thought about it thoughtfully, wondering how to get started with this matter?
Thinking about it, she turned around and looked at the cornfield aside with some scheming, thinking that it would be easy to trick the boy into the cornfield, and then she would not believe that the cow was tied under the tree.
Can't eat grass...
After thinking about this, she pretended to be serious and asked: "Uh, yes, Xiaojun, yesterday morning at the village health station, I saw you lying in the examination room. That donkey thing of yours was...
I'm stunned, what is the disease?"
Suddenly, when she asked about what happened yesterday morning, Zhou Jun's cheeks began to turn red...
In desperation, he had no choice but to say awkwardly: "I don't know what the disease is, but Dr. Lin said it's fine."
Seeing how embarrassed he was, she, Liu Cui'e, couldn't help but smile coquettishly, and then said: "Why are you so embarrassed? My aunt asked Dr. Lin on your behalf, and she said it was severe sun disease."
Suddenly hearing this, Zhou Jun was a little confused: "Severe Yang Disease?! What kind of disease is that?!!"
Then, Liu Cui'e said in a gloomy tone: "You don't know this, do you? It seems that you are still inexperienced? But it's okay. Auntie has a wonderful way to treat severe sun disease. Do you want to try it?
Yeah? I’m telling you, boy, it’s absolutely effective, definitely better than any panacea! And it’s guaranteed to make you feel good, haha!”
Hearing what she said, Zhou Jun still looked at her in confusion and couldn't help but ask: "What's the magic recipe?"
"You want to try?"
"Ah...that..." Zhou Jun thought for a while, not knowing what it was, but he heard what Aunt Cui'e said was so magical, so he tried to reply, "Then
Just... give it a try."
I heard that this kid wanted to give it a try. Liu Cui'e was so happy and happy. Then she quickly looked around and saw that there was no one nearby, so she whispered: "Then you
Come on, boy, follow Auntie to the cornfield!"
As she spoke, she couldn't wait to turn around and walk towards the cornfield...
Zhou Jun looked at it, feeling a little stupid. What magic solution was he thinking of? Why did he still go to the cornfield?
After Liu Cui'e got into the cornfield, she turned around and saw that the boy was still stunned on the road. She quickly whispered: "What are you doing standing there? Come in quickly!"
But Zhou Jun couldn't help but asked curiously: "What is the magic recipe?"
Liu Cui'e said: "Oh, you kid came in first! When we get to the cornfield, I will tell you soon, right?"
Seeing Aunt Cui'e like this, Zhou Jun was stunned for a moment, and then looked at her again. After that, he had no choice but to turn around and walk towards the cornfield...
Seeing that the boy was finally willing to walk into the cornfield and finally took the bait, Liu Cui'e felt happy again. Then she hurriedly turned around and led the boy deeper into the cornfield with some urgency.
go……
The branches and leaves of the corn were teased and made a rustling sound...
It's just that Zhou Jun is still confused, still thinking, what is the magic recipe? Why do you have to get into the corn field?
After stirring up the corn branches and leaves for a while, they finally reached the innermost part of the cornfield, near the foot of the mountain.
Here, in this location, with the faint fragrance of the cornfield, it is naturally extremely secluded.
If we do something here, no one will know about it.
From this, Zhou Jun, who was following behind, finally saw Aunt Cui'e stop...
After Liu Cui'e stopped, she turned around and looked at Zhou Jun with a charming smile, and said something teasingly or teasingly: "You really want to know what the magic formula is for treating severe sun disease?"
Seeing Aunt Cui'e acting like this, Zhou Jun couldn't help but frown, suddenly feeling a little weird, but he still looked at her in confusion and replied: "What is it?"
Hearing his boy's answer and seeing that he was still confused, Liu Cui'e gave her a wink and then said angrily: "Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?"
Zhou Jun looked even more confused: "It's not... that... Aunt Cui'e... you..."
Seeing his kid still in a daze, Liu Cui'e said anxiously, "Take off your clothes first, and then Auntie will let you know."
"What?!" Zhou Jun was startled, and his cheeks turned red, "Take off?! What are you taking off?!"
Seeing that this boy was still like that, she, Liu Cui'e, got angry and said: "Silly boy, are you really stupid? Of course you have to take off your clothes!"
"Ah -" Zhou Jun was immediately stunned, his cheeks were flaming red, his mouth was opened stupidly, and he stared blankly at Aunt Cui'e...
Seeing him acting like that, Liu Cui'e got really anxious: "What are you doing, kid? Don't you have a severe sun disease? Doesn't a severe sun disease require a woman? So why don't you take off your clothes and sleep with me?
ah?"
As she spoke, Liu Cui'e said again: "There are just you and aunt here. Why do you think you are so embarrassed as a kid? My aunt is not ashamed. Why do you think you, a grown man, are embarrassed? Isn't it just taking off your pants?"
After you're done, you pull up your pants and wonder what you've done?"
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