90. Special service delivered to your door
It was probably my excessive reaction that scared Ruonan girl. After yelling, I felt a little too much. In fact, I may not be really annoyed, but because the partner is Fu Xiaonuo, we often treat our best friends so unscrupulously. As long as it is not too much, we don’t have to worry about estrangement.
"Brother Zihan, why are you mad at me?" A female voice came out of the receiver, which surprised me. I quickly checked the caller and was about to die. It turned out to be Anna!
"Haha, Anna, sorry, just now, an insurance seller made a harassing call. I suggest that I pay more attention to financial management and take the opportunity to sell his products." I don't know when, when I was so righteous when I was talking nonsense. At that time, I was thinking that Ana's call at this time would be something, so I wouldn't yell at her husband, come and ask for an explanation, right?
"Oh, that's it!" Ana responded casually, but had no intention of continuing, which puzzled me. Seeing that the girl had no idea about it, I had to take the initiative and asked tentatively: "That, Anna, call me, is there anything wrong?"
"Ah, yes, am I okay?" I'll go, girl, how do I know if you have something to do? Anna struggled for a long time before continuing, "It seems that I really have nothing to do. When I saw that they all beat me, I followed it and beat one, hehe."
After listening to the reply from Anna, I was speechless. The scene of Anna making a phone call appeared in my mind. Maybe the rest of my friends were forming a circle with Anna as the center, listening to the content of the call with their ears, and even turning on hands-free!
"Haha, if that's the case, then let's meet and chat. The long-distance phone bill is quite expensive, and I have a cheating roaming fee." I asked to finish the call, and Anna said "Oh", and it seemed that there was no objection.
Seeing that the phone was about to hang up, I suddenly thought of something and hurriedly shouted: "Anna! Don't hang up first, let Sister Xuan speak!" As soon as I finished speaking, Sister Xuan's voice came over, and it turned on the hands-free one as I expected.
"Brother Zihan, what are you asking for me?" Sister Xuan was a little surprised and even excited when she spoke.
"It's nothing. I'm afraid you'll make trouble later. Why don't you say anything together?" After hearing my words, Sister Xuan laughed instantly, and I had to wait patiently for her to calm down her excitement.
"Brother Zihan, then I will remind you to pay more attention to your health, rest well at night, and don't spend too much time doing other things." Sister Xuan's reminder seemed very sincere, but Yumao always sounded strange?
"Well, thank you for your reminder. Cherish your life and go to bed early to maintain your skin. I understand." After saying this, the phone finally hung up, and the whole world suddenly became much quieter.
After being fussed like this, most of the previous passions were eliminated. Ruonan also got out of bed on the grounds that "the bed was already warm." Given that I was naked, I could only stay in the bed obediently.
Ruonan girl got out of bed and looked embarrassed and shy. She stopped for a while and said she wanted to help me get the clothes done, and asked if there were any washing machines or other equipment at the front desk, or if she was looking for a laundry nearby.
When Ruonan said he wanted to go out, I immediately joked: "Well, Ruonan, don't go there. Maybe it will be dry naturally tomorrow. What if this is a black store? If someone 'bags' and sells it to the market, the lower body and the second half of his life will be miserable!"
When I spoke, I looked very serious. Ruonan was also stunned. Then she laughed out loud and said, "Don't worry, Xiao Hanhan, I have practiced Taekwondo, so you can't get close to you in an ordinary role!" The girl also made a fighting move while speaking. It seemed to me, an outsider, looked very standard, so she smiled, told her "be careful" and watched her go out.
After the girl Ruonan went out, I began to brew sleepiness again. I was seriously lacking in sleep these days when I went home. I finally had such a chance to have such a good rest, so I naturally couldn't waste it. After about half an hour, Ruonan came back and said I had sent it to the laundry store and promised to get it tomorrow morning. I was sleepy at that time, so I just responded casually. When I squinted my eyes and looked at it again, I found that the girl was already playing with the desktop computer in the room, so I turned over again, and soon I fell asleep completely.
I had been sleeping for almost two hours. I was pushed to death by Ruonan. When I woke up, I was reluctant and patiently asked the girl what had happened.
"Xiao Hanhan, it's time for dinner. What do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you!" I didn't feel hungry at that time. Even if I had it, I would rather choose to continue sleeping. In order to get the girl away as soon as possible, I casually said, "Lanzhou beef ramen is pretty good."
"Xiao Hanhan, keep sleeping. When you wake up, you will have a meal!" I went there, why did I look like I was a child? After saying that, the girl happily went out, and seemed to be humming some songs in her mouth. She didn't know what it was so exciting to buy a meal.
After sleeping for two hours, it was not so easy to fall asleep after being mixed up by Ruonan's girl. It was three or two minutes before Ruonan's girl left. In a daze, she heard the door opened. She began to think that Ruonan had dropped something and came back to pick it up, so she didn't care too much. After a long time, she didn't hear footsteps, so she subconsciously squinted her eyes and looked at the door. After that, she suddenly lost all sleepiness, and was full of consciousness, wrapped herself in a quilt and sat up.
"Hey, that person! What are you doing? Sneaky!" I shouted at a figure at the door who could be clearly judged as a man. Damn, was he robbed in the house? Fortunately, the human body on the opposite side was not very strong, probably the same heavyweight as me, but I don't know if he was carrying a weapon.
When the man saw me discovering him, he stood up straight, with sunglasses on his face, and his whole body exuded a vulgar temperament. He first smiled "hehe" and then said, "Hello, sir, our 'customer service' has received your call. I'm very happy to provide you with 'special service'!" When the vulgar man spoke, his voice was a little "mother", which made me resist frown.
"Special service? What special service?" The wretched man said that I called their "customer service", but why did I have no impression of it? At that time, my brain was working quickly, searching for memories and analyzing the current scenes, hoping to figure out the ins and outs of things in the shortest time so that I can deal with it.
"Sir, we are all adults. I don't need to explain what this 'special service' is, right?" I went, damn sissy, he actually dared to despise me. Although I have never enjoyed the special service, I have at least heard of it.
The sissy said she wanted to provide special services. I smiled, stared at the other party carefully for a while, shook her head decisively, and said in a very polite tone: "You are so considerate in service and come to your door in person, but I'm sorry, I'm not going to be a staple!"
"Sir, you misunderstood me. I won't publish it. I'm only responsible for external relations." The sissy laughed twice before speaking. The voice of the words was too unbearable, and the laughter reached the point where both man and gods were angry.
"That's how you say you are a 'chicken head'?" I said the professional term "chicken head" and pretended to be very knowledgeable so as not to be despised by the other party again.
"No, sir, how did you know my name? I'm just "chicken head" - Ji Xiaolan's 'chicken', 'bald head'!" The sissy showed an exaggerated expression of surprise, and her expression and movement seemed to be acting.
"It seems that you are really a 'famous descendant', and your parents are also very visionary and have given you such an appropriate name!" I was sarcastic when I spoke, but the other party didn't care much.
"In our circle, names are very important. If you have 'innate defects', you have to give me another 'stage name'. I don't need it. My name is Jitou, stage name or Jitou--" The chicken head, who was named Jitou, finally realized the purpose of his trip and turned to the topic.
"Let's do this, sir, let me first meet some of our technicians to see if there is anything that suits your "appetite". If you are not satisfied, the "center" can be replaced for you at any time. We have established strategic cooperative relationships with many 'companies' in the industry to share customer resources. You can know that you are a person who often travels on business trips and is lonely on the journey. Our beautiful technicians will use first-class service to relieve your emptiness and fatigue. Welcome to our customer service phone number: 38389138, please answer your call 24 hours a day, and you are always waiting for your call!"
The chicken head called Ji Tou chattered endlessly, and it made me sigh that it was a pity that I would not do serious public relations and sales with such eloquence.
Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa!
When I saw Ji Tou hit the high fives three times, I guessed it was a secret code, so I subconsciously looked at the door. When I saw the applause falling, four beauties dressed in simple clothes and dressed in demonic faces walked in with provocative steps, lined up on one side of Ji Tou, each of them posed in a position that they thought was sexy and provocative.
"Sir, please allow me to introduce it grandly! The one on the left is the 'little pattern', the 'tattoo', the name is soaked with high-end and elegant, the white-collar female secret, which will make you satisfied; look to the right, "Little La" is a lonely young woman, desire is like fire, and technical quality is strong; on the right, "Xiao Jing" is a pure student girl, tenderness is like water, leading you to recall your youth; on the right, "Little Flower" is a beautiful village flower, identity is not important, what is important is that the hardware is good enough!" Ji Tou finished introducing, stepped aside and waited for me to give an evaluation.
Chapter completed!