Chapter 1 The World's Most Valuable Man(1/2)
At the gate of a residential area in Zhenyang City, a province in southwestern China.
A battery car parked steadily at the door of the security room. A man wearing a blue uniform, black frame mirror, with a shaved beard and a very clean face. His face looked like he was only 24 or 5 years old, holding an electric car on the electric car.
A large bucket of pure water walked down, walked into the security room, knocked on the glass with his hand, and then said with a smile: "Hello, brother, I will deliver water to Mr. Zhang's house on the fourth floor of Unit 3, Building 8, Unit 3, please confirm.
Thank you, I wish you a long life and good health.”
The security guard looked at the sensible water delivery worker outside, picked up the inside phone and called it, then opened the door and sent the water delivery worker in, but after opening the door, he called the water delivery worker into the security room and asked him to register himself in the notebook.
Company and name.
The water delivery worker waved his pen and wrote three big words on it in extremely ugly fonts - Tang Shuxing. Then he looked up at the security guard and said, "Remember me, I am the man destined to be the king of money.
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The baton in the security guard almost fell off. After Tang Shuxing left, he looked at the surveillance security guard from the side and looked at his back and said, "Can you deliver water if you are mentally retarded?"
Tang Shuxing carried the bucket of water while humming a song while walking towards Building 8. Along the way, he also helped people around him take out the garbage, carry furniture, and help children pick up badmintons on trees. Of course, he helped others every time.
After that, I would say that: I am a man destined to be the king of money.
"No. 5, 4th floor, this is this house." Tang Shuxing took out the address in his exit bag, looked at the "405" written on the door sign, then reached out and knocked on the door. When the question was made, he immediately approached himself.
He agreed loudly at the door, "Hello, your high-purity pure water has been delivered to your home, please sign for it."
"Ah?" Because of Tang Shu's words of slander, the owner of this house did not open the door, but looked carefully from the cat's eyes at the weird guy who looked handsome but winked at the cat's eyes, as if he was acting cute.
"Please rest assured, I am not a water meter checker, a courier, or a community welfare, but a water delivery person. Please open the door, okay?" Tang Shuxing actually stood at the sight and bowed to the door.
The door of this house finally opened. There was a man wearing glasses and holding a stick in his hand. The man looked at Tang Shuxing up and down and nodded, "Okay, put the water at the door, you can leave now
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"Wait." Tang Shuxing smiled and whispered, "Is it Mr. Liu Hua? I guess your wife is at home right now?"
"What do you mean? What are you doing? Who are you?" Liu Hua tightened the stick in his hand and asked three questions in a row.
Tang Shuxing immediately took a step back and waved his hand mechanically and said, "Don't get it wrong, I'm not a bad person, I'm just here... wait a moment." Tang Shuxing took out another note and held it high and said, "Please."
You paid the 150 yuan special service fee for the Gege Foot Bath Nana two days ago at No. 305 Dayang Road. Because you made other requests, you will charge an additional RMB 50, a total of RMB 0. Please pay it if it is not allowed after five minutes.
Pay, I will charge you interest at a 10% fee per day.”
Liu Hua was stunned, then returned to his previous expression, but lowered his voice and said, "I don't understand what you said. If you don't leave, I'll call the security guard."
"Why call the police?" Tang Shuxing raised his Nokia 100-yuan machine and made a move to make a call. Liu Hua immediately stepped forward and pinched it.
Liu Hua said with a threatening words: "Boy, don't ask for trouble. Do you know who I am? If you really call the police, I can find someone to kill you if you go in!"
"You are the one who entered?" Tang Shuxing said expressionlessly, "There are three traffic police surveillance outside the geese bath that can capture the scene of you entering the house. Everyone in the house can testify that you and Nana entered the room. If
If you call the police, who will die first." After saying that, Tang Shuxing once again smiled and leaned close to Liu Hua's ear and whispered, "Brother, it's already super cheap to charge 50 oral work. Now the market price is 100.
Cheap and behave well, aren't you like this? You said you didn't bring money and you took credit, and others believed it. As a result, you kept a ** and it was fake. You are really a beast. You live in such a big house, but you still have that short of that.
Order money?"
After saying that, Tang Shuxing shouted loudly into the house: "It's better to call her sister-in-law..."
"Wait!" Liu Hua said anxiously, pointing at Tang Shuxing, "I'll get the money, 0, right?"
"2 yuan, you have to collect interest." Tang Shuxing opened his pocket and pointed to the change inside and said, "If you don't swipe the card, you can make change. Please hurry up, I'll be in a hurry."
Liu Hua quickly took out the money and stuffed it into Tang Shuxing's hands, and did not let him find money, but Tang Shuxing quickly found change, moved the water into the door, and then bowed deeply and said, "
Thank you for your patronage, please pay another 50 yuan for the carriage fee.”
Liu Hua was stunned and stuffed the 50 yuan change that Tang Shuxing had recovered, his face full of anger.
"Okay, thank you again for your patronage. I wish you a long life, good health, all the best, and a happy family. Congratulations on getting rich..." Before Tang Shuxing finished his words, the door was closed heavily, and Tang Shuxing stood there.
I was stunned for two seconds and knocked on the door again.
Liu Hua opened the door angrily: "What else do you want to do?"
"Nothing." Tang Shuxing smiled, "I just want to tell you that I am a man destined to be the king of money!" After that, Tang Shuxing helped Liu Hua close the door, and then left humming a song.
Liu Hua was stunned at the door of the house and didn't react for a long time, but he was very glad that he gave the money, otherwise the lunatic would definitely kill him. Liu Hua's wife asked who it was in the house? Liu Hua subconsciously replied: "It's the king of money making,
No, Oh my god, I bah..."
Tang Shuxing, who came to the elevator entrance, stood there and said to himself: "There are still a car that lives in this world of about 100 square meters and drives about 200,000 yuan, but he is so stingy that he wants to lose the lady's service fee of 0 yuan.
The stinky scoundrel is really incredible." After saying that, Tang Shuxing looked at the child who was holding a husky beside him, who was only eleven or twelve years old, "Do you think so?"
The child looked at Tang Shuxing with a horrified look. At this time, the Husky called out, and Tang Shuxing nodded and said, "It understands..."
The child slowly turned around, then led the dog back to his door, knocking desperately: "Mom! There is a lunatic in the corridor!"
"Your uncle, I am the money-making king!" Tang Shuxing whispered, then walked into the elevator.
Tang Shuxing walked out of the community, rode his electric bike to the row of trash cans in the alley opposite, dragged out the water delivery worker who was knocked out by himself, changed his clothes slowly, and then leaned the water delivery worker against the electric bike.
Next to him, he took out 50 yuan and stuffed it into his pocket and said, "Brother, lend your car and clothes. This 50 yuan is considered a rental fee. I'm sorry, bye."
When Tang Shuxing returned to the old building he rented, the lady named Nana had been waiting there for a long time. Tang Shuxing looked up and saw him trotting forward and whispered: "Hey, you're wearing a miniskirt."
, dressing like this makes people know that you do that at first glance?"
"I was doing that, what am I afraid of?" Nana said impatiently.
"Sister, there are countless gangsters and gangsters in this area. Maybe they dare not take action, but they are robbed and annihilated in your business. By the way, I will give you the key to wait for me. Why don't you go?
?Wait for someone to take the turn?" Tang Shuxing took the key that was sweating in Nana's hand and walked into the corridor.
"It's not good if your girlfriend is at home." Nana whispered.
"Haha..." Tang Shuxing deliberately made a weird laugh, "Don't play tricks with me, I don't have a girlfriend, you know, Shanshan knows, everyone in a radius of ten miles knows. I'm a lunatic, you're still going to force someone, you're still going to
Play this text game and ask if I have a girlfriend? What? Do you want to accept me as a novice? The lesson from your novice boyfriend was not enough last time? I reached out to ask you to borrow 50,000 yuan and found another female college student to raise her behind her back.
Then, if I hadn't recovered you, you would have been lying in the bathtub and slit your wrists now!"
"Brother Xing, when will you change your sarcastic words? Otherwise, in the future, no one in my industry is willing to follow you." Nana followed Tang Shuxing into the house, looking at this room that would come almost the next day.
Although it has not been renovated, the rental house is still cleaned. "I just want you to help me exclaim, but who knows that the clover is a big scoundrel."
"Remember! You are a lady, and everyone here is Piaoke. Those who talk about feelings with you are just trying to cheat some free emotional cannons." Tang Shuxing took out a bottle of mineral water from the second-hand refrigerator and handed it to him.
In the past, "The people wearing glasses are all bad people, and contact lenses are also counted!" Tang Shuxing took off his flat-light frame mirror for disguise, and then opened his eyes to let Nana look at the one he was wearing in his eyes.
Sub-invisible eyes or contact lenses!
"You big man wears contact lenses. Do you think you are still young?" Nana sat on the sofa and drank water. Tang Shuxing took out 0 yuan to give it to her. Nana wanted to live or die, "I said, just ask you to help me."
I'll vent my anger, it's better to beat that bastard!"
"Although force can solve problems, it cannot solve all problems." Tang Shuxing stuffed the money into Nana's hand, "Hold it! This is what you earn by yourself, even if it is less than five minutes, you have to spend some effort.
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"I don't want it, you keep it!" Nana gave Tang Shuxing again.
"Hey, I dare not ask for this money. I will keep it and be struck by lightning. Hurry up." Tang Shuxing said as he took out another dollar, "I have already received the hard work, don't push it around and push it around.
Now, it’s not a treat to dinner, isn’t it?”
"Didn't you say you want to raise money to pay off your debt? Although I don't have much money,..." Nana said this and saw that Tang Shuxing's expression was a little unnatural, so she quickly stopped and put the money away. She knew that Tang Shuxing was too clear.
He has a temper.
After a long time, the silent Nana suddenly started taking off her clothes, and took off her clothes quickly. In a blink of an eye, she took off only a pair of underwear. Then she stood up straight and walked behind Tang Shuxing, who had just closed the refrigerator door.
Tang Shuxing turned around and saw Nana naked [***] shocked. He stepped back and pressed his fridge tightly. The ice fruit in his hand fell to the ground: "Dad Yamei! Are you a professional disease? You can do it in a few seconds.
Take off all your clothes, do you think you are on a Japanese variety show!"
"You don't want money, you can only pay for your favor. And Sister Shanshan said, "You have a good job, I need it too, right?" Nana said, "After saying that, she knelt down and acted to relieve Tang Shuxing's belt.
Tang Shuxing covered his pants and flashed to the side: "You are flat! I don't have enough money today, I don't have enough money, don't do this!" Tang Shuxing said, Nana turned a deaf ear to her and continued to get closer, and she had already pulled her belt open.
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When the belt was pulled open, Nana took out the wet wipes from the makeup bag next to her and wanted to wipe Tang Shuxing there. She said, "I said I don't have any money, I'll treat you."
"Don't invite a guest, this is the rule of the world. Don't break the rules!" Tang Shuxing jumped onto the sofa, held his pants in one hand, and pointed at Nana with the other hand and said, "Don't come over! Don't go forward again,
Otherwise I will kill myself!"
Nana was not concerned about this, and she rushed forward and threw Tang Shuxing down and buried her head directly. Tang Shuxing wriggled up like a bug, desperately pressing Nana's head towards her calf: "Give it a gift."
Can I massage my legs? Lick my toes and help me cure athlete's foot..."
Nana was together and took off Tang Shuxing's socks directly. She acted like she was about to vent her mouth. Tang Shuxing actually kicked Nana away. Nana rolled over and fell to the ground, got up and looked at her angrily
Tang Shuxing, Tang Shuxing quickly tidied up his pants and clothes, and said, "I'm sorry! The rules of the world! You and Shanshan are sisters, I can't do this. If I have the chance in the future, I will go to your place to play. I will definitely give you money and tips.
Many!”
Nana knew that Tang Shuxing had committed another crime. Once she committed a crime, she could not easily turn it around. She had to wear clothes and say, "Okay, okay, I'll leave, I'll go back, but if you need it, come to me at any time,
Whether it is home or store, you can receive free reception, and our sisters will receive free reception. Who told us that we owe you favors? I don’t understand, how could you be so stupid in the world
The man?"
To be continued...