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Chapter Thirty-One

After waiting for an hour and a half, I heard the strange sound of the engine of the ship. Then the boat slowly sailed out of the thick mist on the river. The boatman turned off the engine and used a bamboo pole to support the boat near the dock. He said without raising his head: "I am the iron wire, where is your boat ticket?"

"What kind of boat ticket?" Tang Shuxing asked in confusion, "Why didn't that fish talk about boat ticket?"

Tiezhi sneered and pointed at his wrist position and said, "The ticket is the mark on his arm. He didn't give it to you? He brought you over again, which means that you must pick out someone to fight me. If you win, get on the boat, lose, get out! Those who are willing to beat take a step forward."

After the iron wire said that, Gu Huaiyi, Ji Kefeng and Ami all took a step back together, and Tang Shuxing stood alone. Tang Shuxing turned around and pointed at himself: "What do you mean? Let me beat me? You are so bad! You are shameless!"

"You? Let's start!" After the iron wire said that, his palms rushed towards Tang Shuxing. Tang Shuxing retreated repeatedly and almost fell into the river.

"Wait--" Tang Shuxing raised his hand and slowly took off his backpack and other things. "I put it down, otherwise I can't use it. My unique skills are the Nine Yang Divine Arts and the Nine Sutras. And I have watched more than 700 episodes of "Detective Conan". He knows hundreds of ways to kill people, is proficient in dozens of secret rooms or accidental murder techniques, and knows thousands of poisons. He can create various absentee certificates. Don't mess with me. Now you have time to admit defeat, otherwise you won't know how you die! Come on!"

"Okay!" Iron Wire's palms were hit again, and Tang Shuxing raised his hand to stop him. Iron Wire's palms were closed again, and a pair of dark and heavy eyes were exposed under the hat, and he didn't understand what he was going to do.

"Wait a little longer-" Tang Shuxing began to warm up, "I want to warm up, take a shower, eat, and have a nap." After saying that, he smiled bitterly and clasped his hands at the iron wire, "Is that OK?"

"Yes! When I kill you, I will ensure that I wash you clean, cut open your stomach and stuff you with delicious food, so that you can sleep enough at once!" Tiejie said halfway through this time, then waved his palm towards Tang Shuxing's shoulder. Tang Shuxing's palm flew a few meters away, except that his butt hurts to the ground, he didn't feel any feeling at all.

Huh? It doesn't hurt? Could it be... Tang Shuxing jumped up and pointed to the iron wire and scolded: "So sinister! You are using the bone-transforming palm, right? It must be? Oh! My arms are no longer strong now, and the bones must have melted. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!" Tang Shuxing said, and was about to fall down softly.

Tiejie sneered, stepped forward and grabbed Tang Shuxing's shoulder, and said in a deep voice: "I'll reduce the difficulty. If anyone falls into the water first, he will lose. Are you satisfied? Or, you can say loudly to the three words 'I lost'."

"Really?" Tang Shuxing looked at the iron wire with a smile, "That's good, how about it!" After saying that, Tang Shuxing pouted and kissed the iron wire. The iron wire frowned and grabbed his shoulders and pushed it into the river.

"Oh no!" Ji Kefeng, not far away, said worriedly, and Ami shook her head.

"Don't worry, it's just starting." Gu Huaiyi sat down, took out the dry food and handed it to them, as if watching a wonderful game.

When the iron wire pulled Tang Shuxing to push into the river, he found that Tang Shuxing directly clamped his calves with his legs, and there was a smile on his face: "As long as the rules are not to kill the other party, it would be much simpler, hey!"

Tie Wire also smiled, and his lips opened with his smile to reveal his blood-red teeth. His calf first supported him, then suddenly shrank, jumped out of Tang Shuxing's legs, raised his hand and threw him out, but half of it was thrown. It was found that Tang Shuxing was holding his waist and turned back under the pretext of his usual surname, landing on one side, looking at him with a smile.

Tiejie sighed, nodded slightly, and stepped forward and said, "Okay, you're qualified, let's go!"

"I've said it earlier, let's make friends!" Tang Shuxing stretched out his hand.

"Xing Er! Don't fall into a trap!" Ji Kefeng stood up and shouted, but it was too late. The moment when Tie Wire grabbed Tang Shuxing's wrist, he showed a strange smile, shouted loudly, and stepped on the wooden board of the dock. The wooden board under Tang Shuxing's feet immediately cracked, and then the iron wire grabbed his wrist and shook it violently, adding all the strength to Tang Shuxing's body, preparing to press him directly from the cracked wooden board into the river below.

Tang Shuxing raised his legs and spread them on the intact wooden boards on both sides to make a horse-shaped shape. Then he reached out to grab the iron wire's body and tried to stabilize it. The iron wire quickly retreated. Tang Shuxing quickly grabbed the iron wire's crotch, and then his face changed. He half-squinted his eyes and looked at the somewhat dazed iron wire and said, "Don't move! If you move again, I will cut it down for you!" As he said that, Tang Shuxing pointed to the Long Lin Blade on his back.

The iron wire had no choice but to stand there because his pants were made of linen and were not smooth, and he could not even imagine that Tang Shuxing, a kid, could be so shameless that he actually grabbed him in that place and threatened him, and he grabbed him tightly, without any intention of letting go. Don't say that he would move, if he really twisted it hard, even if he kept it, he would be useless.

"Never one of us can take advantage of us now. As long as you admit defeat and say you lose, I will let you go!" Although the iron wire was suppressed, he still refused to give up and decided to use some tricks to let Tang Shuxing let himself go.

"Okay!" Tang Shuxing nodded vigorously. After saying that, Ji Kefeng and Ami were stunned. Who knew that Tang Shuxing looked at the wire and said, "You lost!"

"I asked you to say you lost!" Iron Wire maintained a strange posture, feeling Tang Shuxing's hand was getting harder and harder, and he was about to explode under him.

"You lost!" Tang Shuxing said again, on the contrary, he felt that the iron wire was a scoundrel, "I said it!"

"Damn!" Tiejie whispered, "I asked you to say 'I lost', do you understand?"

"What?" Tang Shuxing listened carefully.

"I lost! Say I lost! It's not you who lost!" Tiejie shouted, "I lost! Do you understand?"

"Oh-you lost!" Tang Shuxing still held it there, pretending to be a memory, "I didn't know who said it before, who fell into the water first, or said loudly, 'I lost', even if the other side is considered a victory, did you say it?"

Damn! This kid is playing tricks on me! Tiejie is angry. At this time, Gu Huaiyi stepped forward and stood behind Tiejie and whispered: "Whether he is playing tricks or teasing you, the rules are determined by you, and you have said that there are no additional rules, so he really won."

"Okay, you won, I agree!" Tiezi stood up and pointed below, "Can you let go, right?"

"Yes! But you have to keep your word, or I will really hit you later!" Tang Shuxing gestured to let go of his hand, and then stood in that position.

Iron Wire shook his head, jumped onto the boat, pulled out the bamboo pole and said, "Go on the boat!"

Gu Huaiyi and others got on the boat and found that Tang Shuxing was still straddling a horse. Ami hurriedly asked, "Hey, get on the boat! What poss should I put on?"

Tang Shuxing slowly turned his head and pointed at his thighs and said, "Do you have a bad look? I didn't realize I can't get up anymore! I'm not practicing physical exercises! Damn it!"

Ami was stunned for a moment, then pointed at him and laughed. Tang Shuxing was waving his hands to kill Ami. Then Ji Kefeng held back Xiao and Gu Huaiyi and pulled him up. After getting on the boat, Tang Shuxing was stretching his limbs, rubbing his cramped thighs, and constantly cursing Ami who was laughing endlessly.

"You are lucky today! But with your skills, you will only die when you enter the Gu hunting ground." Tie Wire held the rudder and looked at Tang Shuxing with a squinted look, "Do you think this is playing a game console? You can be resurrected and started again after death! Don't think that holding a sharp sword in your hand can command the world. The thoughts of you Chinese are really strange."

"If you have a good idea, don't speak Chinese! Do you speak English?" Tang Shuxing shook his head and looked at Tie Wire, "It's okay to speak Japanese, French? A joke!" Then, Tang Shuxing couldn't laugh anymore. Tie Wire really said all the previous words in seven languages, and then looked at Tang Shuxing coldly.

"Uh--" Tang Shuxing glanced at the other three people, and the other three looked at him, and he said again, "Can you speak Martian language? No, right? That's a scattered feather! I can do it!" After saying that, Tang Shuxing rumbling nonsense, and clapped his hands after he finished speaking, "Can you?"

Tiezhi retelled his nonsense with expressionless expressions directly once, and each sound was made very standard. After saying that, he looked at him coldly.

I'll go to your damn family ten thousand times! You're reincarnated by a repeater, right? Tang Shuxing looked at the iron wire in a daze, swallowed and said, "You won, you won completely. You are my grandfather and I am my grandson."

Tie Wire shook his head and said in a deep voice: "Out of kindness, and because you are the cutest team, I would like to remind you, quit as soon as possible, because you are the worst team I have ever seen in previous competitions. What is your team name?"

"Young Master of Chest Muscles!" Tang Shuxing said seriously, Ji Kefeng and Ami turned their heads and looked at him.

"Can you stop mentioning that idiotic name?" Ji Kefeng was about to stretch out his hand to strangle Tang Shuxing to death.

"It's great!" Gu Huaiyi interrupted with a smile, "But it's better!"

"It's better to call it X-Men!" Ji Kefeng complained.

"Justice League?" Ami made a thoughtful statement.

"Get out!" Tang Shuxing shook his head, "Just call the Master of Chest Muscles, what a domineering name!"

"Believe it or not, I will really strangle you to death?" Ji Kefeng shook his head, "Absolutely not possible, it's so disgusting."

"Please make a decision quickly. After registering at Gudong, you can't change it. If you survive by chance this time, your team name will be famous all over the world, and you will really have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life." Tiezhi finally had a strange smile on his face, as if saying: Maybe you are alive?

"What if we are alive?" Gu Huaiyi asked in a low voice as he looked at the shore.

"If you are alive, you can instruct me to do something within my ability, even if I die!" Tiejie said without leaving any room for himself. It seemed that they were very sure that they could not survive.

"A word is determined!" Gu Huaiyi stretched out his hand without looking back, and the iron wire also reached out. The two of them held their hands tightly, and then separated, which was considered to have decided on this agreement.

The boat was docked, and before we arrived, we saw a tall fat man sitting on the shore slowly standing up. It should be what the iron wire said.

Gudong was fat all over, but it was not difficult to get up. He stood up with his hands, which was very light. Then he scratched his long hair with his hands, and countless green-headed flies were hovering around his hair.

Gudong stood there and waved his hand at the boat, signaling the wire to turn off the engine and approached. Then, after the boat approached, Gudong stepped on the side of the boat with his feet, took out a writing board from behind his waist, grabbed a handful of leaves from the bushes next to him, stuffed them into his mouth, and asked while chewing: "Team name and number of people."

"Young Master of Chest Muscle..." Tang Shuxing said four words, and his mouth was covered by Ji Kefeng, and he was dragged back into the boat by Ami.

"Five people, our team name is Yifengxing!" Gu Huaiyi got up and walked out of the cabin, said one by one, approached Gu Dong, and told him how to write the three Chinese characters next to him.

The three people who were still making a fuss on the boat were stunned. When Tang Shuxing saw that the team name had been reported, he no longer insisted on his stupid team name. Ji Kefeng immediately understood that the team name was composed of the last word of the names of the three of them. After all, Ami came just for the blacklist, not one of their iron triangles, and it was hard to interrupt and say anything.

After Gudong finished registering, he put the writing board back behind his waist and pointed to a cement pipe that was erected from the ground behind: "Go down!"

Everyone said goodbye to the iron wire and then left the ship. Tang Shuxing stood in front of the cement pipe and looked up and down: "I'll go, this is to make us super Mario..." Before he finished speaking, Ji Kefeng and Ami lifted it up and stuffed it into the pipe.

When everyone left, Tiejie shook his head and said, "The first time I saw someone coming to seek death."

"Haha, those who were self-righteous in the past, looked good, and all those who died in the field were all seeking death? Don't underestimate them, they are wanted criminals in the Bangkok robbery. The girl named Ami is a bounty hunter in Cambodia. Observation and intelligence collection are her best. Last year, the child caught a wanted criminal of FBI alone." Gudong scratched his head and drove away the flies on his head, but others could not smell any odor on him.

"Any team that level of robbery can be easily done. Bad things are easy to do, but good things are hard to do." Tiejie said, looking up at Gudong and asked, "Which team do you think is the most likely team to win this competition?"

Gudong swallowed the broken leaves, grabbed another handful of chewing, and looked at his registration book: "I came in from the perimeter game alive, and avoided the perimeter game. There were 11 teams directly coming. Except for one of them, there were almost 1 person, the other teams were almost composed of 3 or 5 people. There are many parts of the team information this time, and the organizer committee will find it out, so I can't tell who will be the champion, but I believe there must be several fierce battles, because the more the average strength the game is, the more interesting it is."

"I heard that the poison used by the Shiva people this year is different from previous years." The iron wire stood there with a look of expectation, "I really want to participate once."

"You?" Gudong laughed loudly after hearing this, "Stop kidding, you are just a ferryman, a boatman, and you will be just a ferryman for the rest of your life. This is your life, you have made a poisonous oath."

"You are not much better, you will be a fat man in charge of registration for the rest of your life." Tiejie laughed, then his face was filled with a bitter smile, and he nodded slightly at Gudong. Gudong stepped forward and helped him kick the boat off the shore with his feet, sat down again, playing with the caterpillar squirming on the leaves.

Tang Shuxing and others were the last team to register. Next, he had nothing to do until the next Gu Hunting Ground Competition, or until he died and became a fat man.

But even if he dies, he has to be buried here, because this is his life.

The iron wire ship was propped off the shore and arrived at the center of the river. Then, the iron wire started the engine and slowly drove towards the direction when it came. Then, the iron wire opened the iron box below the cabin, wore gloves to grab a pile of rotten meat from it, and threw it into the river. The river water began to boil like a boil, and a group of blood-red maggots of the same size as adult cats rolled out, scrambling to eat the rotten meat that gradually dispersed in the water.
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