189. Chapter 189 Stupid
Don't treat it inappropriately...
Shui Miao thought so in his heart, but he still couldn't help but take a few more glances. This is also in line with the mentality of a normal man. Who doesn't want to take a few more glances of such a big and beautiful spring scenery, unless that person has physical problems.
After taking a look, Shui Miao turned around and prepared to leave.
This is not because Shui Miao has a physiological problem, but because he is getting hungry.
I believe many people have heard of the saying "Food and Fit"****", but it is unheard of for thinking about hunger.
As soon as Shui Miao turned around and was about to leave, he saw a small green snake on the leaves, which was about the same size as the chopsticks and the color was exactly the same as the leaves. He didn't pay attention when he came, but now he found it was facing it with his head raised.
The green snake is absolutely poisonous.
Moreover, the brighter the snake is, the stronger the toxicity will be.
Shui Miao cannot activate the immortal power now, that is, an ordinary person. He dare not take it lightly, and quickly used a stick to knock the snake away. Unexpectedly, the reaction speed of the green snake was far beyond Shui Miao's imagination. It shot at Shui Miao like a sword and bit on the little "black bean" in Shui Miao's chest.
Although the snake is small, its teeth are very long. Shui Miao was so pricked that he couldn't help but scream. He quickly grabbed the snake's tail and threw it away. He found that two blood holes were left on the "black beans" on his chest, and bursts of heart-wrenching pain...
Shui Miao can also suck out snake venom when biting elsewhere, but the snake bites it in its chest and its mouth cannot reach it.
"Ah! Someone, there are men!!"
A woman's scream sounded, and many women in the river ran to the shore to get their clothes, naked, it was really white...
These women are so stupid, wouldn’t they just hide in the water?
At this time, Shui Miao was still thinking about others, but when he saw a few women who had not taken off their clothes running here with hatchets from the bamboo basket, he realized the seriousness of the matter. What was the one he took off naked? If they were caught, it would be strange if they didn’t cut it to death!
Shui Miao quickly ran out of the grass and ran wildly at the fastest speed in his life. Even if he was caught, he had to put on his clothes first. This was the only thought in Shui Miao's mind at this time.
After being bitten by a poisonous snake, it is most taboo to exercise vigorously, because venom will enter the heart with blood and make people get poisonous quickly.
Shui Miao ran not long ago and felt his chest tightness and his head fainted...
When he was about to run to the clothes, Shui Miao suddenly felt a sharp sting of heart. With his firm will, Shui Miao gritted his teeth and put on his wet pants. When he reached for the clothes, his eyes became dark, his consciousness became confused, and he fell to the ground...
Next, Shui Miao felt that he was in a strange state of half confusion and half awake.
After a while, Shui Miao felt that many women came. They were talking nonsense and talking, and they couldn't understand them at all.
But not long after, Shui Miao felt a woman's mouth touching her chest...
Are you helping me take drugs?
Shui Miao was a little uncertain, because in the chaos, Shui Miao felt a woman's hand touching her body...
Always, Shui Miao knew that he should have been carried away by these women, otherwise how could he feel like he was going up and down?
Perhaps because of the fact that there was still fairy power in his body, Shui Miao woke up when he was carried by several women halfway through, but Shui Miao did not dare to move and continued to close his eyes and pretend to be poisonous.
In my impression, for ethnic minorities, people should be carried on stretchers.
But a large group of people raised their hands, raised their legs, and raised their waists...
Shui Miao squinted her eyes and finally found the female pervert who was sneaking into her. She was the woman who pretended to join in and raised her waist. She looked at her face in her twenties, but her body was quite strong. Her hands were grabbed onto her butt, sometimes she rubbed and sometimes she was rubbed and sometimes she went deeper, obviously she was the kind of woman who was almost crazy but didn't want her.
There was also a beautiful woman next to her who looked only eighteen or nineteen years old. She looked anxious and looked at the wounds on her chest from time to time, and even talked with the woman beside her.
But because of the language barrier, Shui Miao couldn't understand what they were talking about.
After a while, everyone was tired of lifting and changed a group of people, but the tough female pervert and the 18 or 19-year-old beauty still did not leave their positions.
What ethnic group do they belong to?
Look at them a large group of women, could it be a special tribe with more women and fewer men?
I wouldn’t have gone to the Kingdom of Women like Tang Sanzang?
It's so damn, I was still thinking about it at this time.
By the way, looking at the little beauty's anxious look, she might have regarded me as the minority man drowned by the river. Yes, it should be like this! If it weren't for this, she wouldn't have been so anxious. Then the next step is to carry me to someone to treat snake venom.
Shui Miao thought so in his heart...
Suddenly, on the mountain road, a woman walking in front slid down the hillside, but her hand was tightly grasping Shui Miao. It was because of this that she pulled Shui Miao down the hillside, and the tough woman took advantage of the chaos to grab Shui Miao's pants and pulled Shui Miao upwards.
The people above quickly pulled Shui Miao's legs together...
I felt that my pants were about to be pulled off, and the female pervert's hand was moving downward...
It was so fatal that Shui Miao couldn't hold on anymore, so he quickly opened his eyes and worked hard with everyone, pulling up the woman on the hillside.
As soon as the person came up, Shui Miao immediately became everyone's focus.
These women seem to care about Shui Miao's privacy at all. They check Shui Miao's wounds, eyes, and random touches...
Shui Miao couldn't understand what they said, and it was hard to speak, just staring at everyone blankly.
It seems that everyone is very happy because of their "resurrection from death".
Finally, Shui Miao guessed his current identity from the sentence that everyone always repeated, stupid...
good!
Just a fool!
The more Shui Miao heard, the more he understood, the drowned man was called Sha Dandan, and he was a fool, and now he became his substitute. No wonder they would not pursue the fact that they peeped at their bathing. What if a fool saw it? No wonder the female pervert was so unscrupulous just now, and a fool would touch it.
The women seemed very surprised and excited, surprised that Sad Dandan was not poisoned to death, and was excited that Sad Dandan was found.
Yes, their words clearly meant that Sha Dandan had been missing for many days.
The little beauty of eighteen or nineteen years old was even more happy and hugged Shui Miao with joy, burying Shui Miao's head in the valley on her chest...
After a while, Shui Miao probably understood another sentence, which was what these women called the little beauties, the little wife.
"Okay! White Lady, I'm convinced you!"
Shui Miao sighed in his heart, but he didn't expect that he would have a stupid identity as soon as he arrived. The fool is lucky and even has a beautiful young wife. It seems that he will be foolish for the next thirty years. However, how can he control this young wife for a long time without revealing the truth?
This is indeed a distressing issue.
Inadvertently, when Shui Miao looked up, he saw some bamboo buildings in the mountains not far away. Within his sight, he could also see scalpers, local dogs, goats, and some people wearing ethnic minority costumes...
"Silly Dandan, you must be hungry!"
After a while, the young wife finally released Shui Miao from her chest, wiped away the tears of joy on her face, and held Shui Miao's hand tightly, "Silly Dandan, let's go home, go home! Go to see grandma, grandma, grandma, grandma, and sister..."
"Well……"
The little wife said it was not fast, and Shui Miao understood it. She not only had the kind of welfare of the little wife, but also her parents, grandma, sister, grandma, grandpa, and grandpa... a family member of a family!
"Silly Dandan, do you still know me? I am Azhu!" The female pervert came up and pulled Shui Miao's other hand.
Shui Miao looked at the female pervert in surprise, wonderingly, she seemed to say she was a pig?
"pig?"
Shui Miao couldn't help but ask a question.
After hearing this, the female pervert nodded happily, "Yes, yes, I am Azhu who grew up with you."
OK, I also know a pig...
Shui Miao couldn't help laughing. He had never seen anyone say he was a pig and he was so happy.
Seeing Shui Miao smiled...
Everyone sighed and shook their heads. One of the girls in their twenties sighed and said slowly, "Oh! If the fool is not stupid, then the young wife will be blessed and you won't have to be bullied by her parents and grandparents anymore. But fortunately, the fool is finally found. If the young wife can't be found, the young wife will probably be even more unlucky."
This girl obviously studied in a big city, and Shui Miao could understand her words seven or eight points.
In love, I am such a beautiful young wife, and I am indescribably happy!
Shui Miao couldn't help but turn to look at her little wife. Her eyes were red and her circles were black. She obviously cried a lot...
"Silly Dandan, go, go home!"
A woman in her thirties suddenly patted Shui Miao's butt and urged with a smile: "I've been scared away for so many days and my body is dirty. Hurry up and let my little wife burn a large bucket of hot water for you to wash it well. By the way, my little wife, next time I go to the Women's River to take a shower, I'll let this stupid ball go down and wash it all together. If you take him away again, then my grandparents will really suffer. Anyway, we don't care about him, what can he do after he sees it?"
“That’s it…”
“…”
A large group of women actually agreed.
The young wife blushed and didn't say anything, she pulled Shui Miao and left...
"The little wife is still shy..."
Chapter completed!