Chapter 1: Beating

"Who is it? How dare you trespass into the heavenly palace?" A loud shout came from the door of the main hall.

"Bang...", I really didn't expect that such an outrageous formation would be used in a place like this. Shu Xuanzi is a small soldier of the heaven. He was originally an idle immortal on the overseas fairy island in the lower world.

He works in the Heavenly Court, but ever since he heard from an old friend four thousand years ago that the drunken immortal queen in that Heavenly Court had good wine and delicious food, she had an idea. After spending two thousand years to complete a very important thing of hers,

Up to heaven,

After a little show of his strength in the heaven, he used the name of his old friend and finally got a position. He was General Chitian Liqi Gangfeng Zuo. There was also a right general among them. Since he became this little

Taoist Shuxuan, the general behind him, has never been on duty for a day. He walks around with a sign issued by Heaven every day, and no one cares about him, because the world is so small for an immortal like him.

For the rank of a general, if there is not even one million, there would still be eight hundred thousand.

Shu Xuanzi's biggest problem is that he steals his mouth. He likes delicious food the most, and the worst thing is that he likes to drink. He has drunk almost all the wine in the lower world. No, after becoming the general, he inquired about the situation.

He started stealing wine in the Heavenly Court. Every day, either the general's wine ran out or the Master's Immortal Mansion was stolen. Gradually, this matter also attracted the attention of everyone in the Heavenly Court. There was a thief in the Heavenly Court? And there was also a thief.

Specializing in stealing the food and wine of immortals, this is the first strange thing since the establishment of the Great Heavenly Court. What puzzles these immortals the most is that they have not caught this thief for more than two thousand years. Various formations have been used.

Quite a few, various kinds of talismans were used, and even someone who borrowed a sky-peeping mirror from Lord Shanglingguan could not see this person. It was so strange.

No, Shuxuanzi finally attacked Tiangong after enduring it for more than a hundred years. Why couldn't he help it? Yesterday, he heard from Shuitianguan Gong Cao that a few days ago, Zitong Xinjun, a great Luo Jinxian of Beizhen Water Department, used

It took 48,000 years to brew three jars of good wine. There are countless treasures of heaven and earth in these three jars of wine. It is really the best product. It has been dedicated to the Jade Emperor and is said to be held at next year's Peach Festival.

Use it. Shuxuanzi thought with his toes that he had no share of this wine. A sesame official like himself would not even be able to get up to thirty-three days, let alone drink that wine. In desperation, Shuxuanzi could only

The soldiers are in danger, steal!

Although Shu Xuanzi has no backing, he has backup. Although he is close to Daluo Jinxian in terms of strength, his strength far exceeds Daluo Jinxian. I am afraid that no one in the heaven can be his opponent.

Moreover, he has studied the formations for more than 700,000 years, and has some ancient formations collections as reference. If he dares to be the first in these thirty-three days, no one will dare to be the second.

Who knew that the important place in heaven was different? What Shu Xuanzi didn't expect was that a large hall where food and drink were kept was guarded by such an outrageous Luo Layer Formation. He accidentally hit the restriction, and that's why the gatekeepers outside discovered it.

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"Now that we've come in, if we don't get those three jars of wine, wouldn't it be a waste of time? Huh!" Shuxuanzi looked at the three green jade jars not far in front and his mouth was almost drooling.

When he heard the shouts outside, he rushed over. All the restrictions in the formation were activated when he rushed over. When Shuxuanzi saw two golden lights flashing in from the door, he gritted his teeth and took out a Bagua Jinbao from the Xumi ring.

The lotus bowl was thrown to the ground, and then he opened the wine gourd in his hand. After drawing a spell in the wine gourd, a ball of red gauze spurted out from the wine gourd. Soon the red gauze was covered with mist.

Then Shu Xuanzi was wrapped up.

"Okay, it's you little thief again, stop it! How dare you, thief!" As soon as the Bagua Golden Lotus Bowl fell to the ground, all the restrictions around it were frozen. When Shu Xuanzi caught it again, he rushed over and hugged him.

After grabbing two of the wine jars, the two gatekeepers yelled and cursed, and slashed at them with their big knives and giant swords. Why did the two gatekeepers know that Shu Xuanzi had been stealing wine and food in the heaven for two thousand years?

A thief? Because what was shown in the sky-peeping mirror was a red mist. If it hadn't been for this red mist, Shu Xuanzi would have been exposed long ago.

When Shuxuanzi saw the two men approaching, he quickly put the two jars of wine into the ring. The sword had already slashed at them, so he ducked sideways, and the big sword happened to hit the remaining wine.

On the altar, there was only a loud "bang" sound, and the green jade wine jar suddenly exploded.

"What a sin, what a huge sin." Shu Xuanzi felt his heart bleed when he saw the jar of wine smashed. The jar was not filled with wine, but a large piece of light blue crystal.

It was as solid as the ground, a whole piece. The divine power in the big knife was too great, so the whole piece of crystal the size of a football was exploded into a large part. Now only a piece the size of a fist is left there. The book

Xuanzi knew that this was because the wine was too condensed and turned into crystals. Shu Xuanzi had also seen this kind of solid crystallized wine in the book, but it required human power and tens of thousands of years to brew.

Unexpectedly, these three jars of wine were so big that Shu Xuanzi's eyes almost bulged out. With his quick hands and quick eyes, he reached out and grabbed the remaining fist-sized crystal wine block. The two divine generals also attacked

come over.

"Boom, boom", these two god generals attacked quickly but flew back even faster. Shuxuanzi was angry that they broke a jar of wine, so he struck hard, and the two god generals smashed them to the ground.

The two couldn't hug the big wine jar and then passed out. Shu Xuanzi looked at the crystal wine cube in his hand and laughed. As soon as the magic power in his hand was used, the crystal wine cube immediately turned into liquid.

But it did not fall, but turned into a light blue dragon-like form and got into Shu Xuanzi's mouth in a blink of an eye. Shu Xuanzi trembled all over after taking this big mouthful of wine. After taking this big mouthful of wine, Shu Xuanzi

Xuanzi's whole body immediately turned into a cooked crab and turned red.

"Oh~~~~, good wine, really good wine, I have never drunk such good wine." Shu Xuanzi, who was all red and trembling, slowly fell into an intoxicated feeling, shaking.

Shaking his head, he heard a sound outside and walked over while holding on to the wall next to him. When he looked outside, he saw that someone had sent a message and summoned many heavenly generals. From the looks of it, he knew they were here to arrest him. The wine had just entered his mouth and was not intoxicating yet.

Shuxuanzi was still very awake at this time, and he wanted to run out as soon as he thought about it, but the more than two hundred god generals were not vegetarians. They quickly surrounded Shuxuanzi, and they kept attacking him with swords, guns, swords and halberds.

With.

"Damn it! This is the first time I have been caught stealing wine. No, I have to leave quickly. More and more people will come soon." The book fairy knew that she had been stealing wine for more than two thousand years.

This immortal drank wine and stole that immortal's food, which made people angry. He had better run away quickly. He rushed out of the encirclement in a flash, and slashed his body with three knives and four swords. Shu Xuanzi didn't care at all. After he got out of the gate, Shu Xuanzi didn't care.

Xuanzi regretted it. Four to five hundred immortals had already arrived and were glaring at him. However, Shuxuanzi was surrounded by red mist and could not see his specific appearance at this time. But everyone knew that this guy had stolen from him.

To eat, everyone did not care and used weapons and magic to attack together. There were many immortals who were also rushing here. Although Shu Xuanzi was extremely skilled in Taoism, he did not dare to do so at this time.

To fight against them, it's not that you can't defeat them, but if you want to fight with so many immortals, you will inevitably use powerful tricks. Once these tricks are used, at least more than half of the hundreds of immortals will be killed, Shu Xuanzi

He also knows that cultivation is not easy, and God has the virtue of a good life. Naturally, Shu Xuanzi does not want to be said to be a member of the devil's path.

"Pa", a magic weapon was also thrown at him like a rubber ball. At this time, the energy of the crystal wine that he drank just now was slowly coming up. Although Shu Xuanzi was not injured in this blow, he was hit by the strength of the wine.

I felt dizzy. After walking around twice, I couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north. More and more immortals were coming. When they saw the red mist surrounded and attacked, they all used spells to attack. The large group

A large group of heavenly soldiers and generals are also rushing here.

"These guys are really good at it. They just took some food and drink from you. What's wrong with you?" Shuxuanzi muttered half drunkenly. Feeling bad, he took out something like a pearl and crushed it hard.

, the white powder flashed and soon a misty circular shape about two meters high and one meter wide appeared like a channel.

"No, this thief is going to escape, let's all come together." One of the immortals shouted when he saw the circular space passage. The other immortals also knew that this kind of advanced immortal technique uses special immortal techniques to kill people.

Energy is concentrated on a Hunyuan Pearl. In a dangerous situation, just crush the Hunyuan Pearl and the person can escape through the passage. However, the Hunyuan Pearl is not that easy to obtain, and there is a chance of success in refining this magic weapon.

It is very small, and it is good if it can be successfully refined once out of ten times, so very few people use Hunyuan Pearl to waste it. Unexpectedly, I saw it today. After these people realized it, almost everyone used their maximum mana to attack the red mist in the middle.

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"Buzz~~~~~~", the collective power of more than 800 immortals was still too great. Even a pervert like Shu Xuanzi couldn't bear it. Although he got into the passage, the passage was blocked by such a big

The magic attack also became a little unstable. The white mist in the middle of the white light flashed and slowly dissipated. When everyone saw clearly, there was nothing there.

"Damn it! Let's let that thief run away." Seeing this situation, many people shouted angrily and cursed. Helplessly, the thief ran away and couldn't be caught. They could only look for opportunities next time, but they all knew that...

There must be a next time. This guy dared to come up to Thirty-three days to steal wine and was beaten up. Then he will definitely not dare to come next time. Besides, being besieged by so many people with so much magic power will lead to serious injuries. Wait for him to recover.

After the injury was healed, it would be 18,000 years later. Seeing that it was useless to stay here, these immortals quickly dispersed. It would be against the rules of heaven not to be summoned by the Jade Emperor for thirty-three days. They

It was also because I hated this guy who stole their drinks so much that I did not hesitate to make mistakes.

"Uh..., where have I been? It doesn't seem to be my Taixuan Island. What's going on?" Shuxuanzi opened his eyes in a daze and shook his head. The purple gold cicada on his body

The Silk Treasure Clothes was originally a very powerful magic weapon, but after being beaten by so many people, it was already broken into pieces. I had no choice but to take out a robe from the Sumeru Ring and cover myself with it.

The baby is getting bigger and bigger, and it has gradually spread to the head, and his expression is a little dazed. Shu Xuanzi also knows that something is going to happen, and he just wanted to use his magical power to suppress the alcohol, but he didn't do it. If he suppressed the alcohol,

Wouldn't it be in vain if he suppressed it? He had already escaped anyway, no matter what, he wandered around in a daze for two steps and then got out of the grass.

"Well, everyone has seen it. It's already nine o'clock in the morning and he hasn't come yet. Don't say it's because I broke my promise. Parents, you made an appointment with me before." A man wearing a snow-white wedding dress said

The beauty shouted loudly in the square, and many people around started talking after hearing it.

"Linglong, don't be ridiculous and say naughty things," the father shouted loudly when he saw the people behind him whispering to each other.

"Dad, I have listened to you in everything since I was a child, but I can't do it this time. This is a major event in my life. You can't let me marry someone I don't love." Ren Linglong cried with red eyes. It turned out that

A wedding was being held in this big square. Unexpectedly, the groom did not show up at the designated time. The scene was a little out of control. Ren Linglong had been a good girl since she was a child, but now she felt very wronged and annoyed.

I had a confrontation with my dad.

"Old Ren, why don't you forget it? My daughter doesn't like Sun Liming. If she really gets married, then she won't..." The mother still felt sorry for her daughter and whispered in Ren Weixing's ear.

One sentence.

"No! How can we let him have the final say? We must get married today, otherwise where will my face go?" Ren Weixing glared at his wife, so many guests had already been invited. If we don't get married, the Ren family will

Hasn't his face been completely disgraced? Where is the face going? No matter how you say it, he, Ren Weixing, can be considered a respectable person. The fact that things happened today really made him very angry. He was getting angry when he saw a trick.

A young man in a green robe emerged from the grass, his face flushed and his eyes vacant. He was holding a purple gourd in his hand. His long hair was pulled up on his head and fixed by a purple-white hairpin.

, and when he looked down, he was still barefoot, and his pants were a bit tattered. He let out a breath and the smell of alcohol filled the air. Ren Weixing was five meters away from this strange-looking man, and the smell of alcohol was still there.

Coming at you, you can imagine how much alcohol this weirdo drank.
Chapter completed!