Chapter 48: The Fairy's Happy Life
"Oh? You changed your mind so quickly? Are you really willing to be a bodyguard?" Shu Xuanzi looked at the little devil funny and asked. Yuan Baheng kept nodding, looking at Shu Xuanzi greedily.
Shu Xuanzi gently let go of the bag in his hand and it fell into Yuan Baheng's hand. "Go to my hotel tomorrow to report, don't forget." After Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, he disappeared.
, while Yuan Baheng kept pouring out the contents of the bag.
"Immortals cannot ascend to immortality, demons cannot ascend to the demon world, and there is no energy replenishment. It seems that this small place on earth is completely isolated, but why?" Shu Xuanzi murmured to himself doubtfully while walking under the moonlight.
He stimulated Yuan Baheng violently to make the spiritual power in Yuan Baheng's body exceed the critical point to see if he could ascend to the devil world. However, the expected situation occurred. Yuan Baheng's cultivation at this time had exceeded the critical point.
After a lot of points, there is still no demonic calamity coming, so those who practice Taoism cannot ascend to the immortal world. Shuxuanzi became a little puzzled. He used to focus on cultivating and pounding magic weapons. As for the two realms of immortality and demonic
Not much is known about the matter, and even less is known about the Three Thousand Lower Realms.
"Honey, you haven't slept yet", Shu Xuanzi jumped on the bed as soon as he got home, and asked with a smile when he saw Ren Linglong lying on the bed reading with the lamp on.
"Well, I can barely understand some of these books, but there are many things that I still don't understand very well. Please explain them to me again." Ren Linglong asked softly while leaning into Shu Xuanzi's arms, holding a Chinese book in her hand.
Yan Jing, looks like asking for advice.
"You won't understand all these things even if you read them for ten years. To cultivate Taoism, you have to do it bit by bit. There is no rush." Shu Xuanzi smiled and snatched the book from Ren Linglong's hand and threw it to the ground, then hugged Ren Linglong.
Linglong started touching and kissing again, and now he gradually fell in love with women's bodies. Now Shuxuanzi realized that women are really like water, sometimes like waterfalls, sometimes like clear springs, and sometimes like
The sea can always give me a completely different feeling. Shu Xuanzi regrets not having been in contact with women for so many years. The saying that a woman's heart is deep in the sea is not true at all. Now even Shu Xuanzi can't understand women.
What do you think about every day?
"Well...you, please touch me gently, eh~~~~, don't rush, don't rush, I've been reading Dao Zang for three months, but I haven't learned anything, eh~~~, it seems
"I'm stupid," Ren Linglong said coquettishly while receiving Shu Xuanzi's caress. Her external image has always been a little indifferent, and she is extremely well-educated. Only in Shu Xuanzi's body does she
Even though Ren Linglong had never acted coquettishly towards her parents, she acted coquettishly toward Shuxuanzi precisely because she loved Shuxuanzi's expression.
"You, you want to understand Dao Zang and learn spells in three months? Are you starting to dream? Haha." Shuxuanzi kissed and touched, and said sarcastically, "I tell you, those gods in heaven
Who can come out without tens of thousands of years of meditation? Meditation means reading, enlightening, and cultivating the mind. Without this foundation, even if you become an immortal, you will be the most powerful immortal. You can't even defeat ordinary demons. Immortals are also divided into
There are many kinds, not to mention those ordinary immortals, including Taoist Immortals and Daluo Jinxian, who also use these Taoist secrets to read and understand all day long, unless you are a Taoist at the level of Sanqing Taoist or Nuwa Empress.
It is an extremely arduous task that has no end. Let alone three months, even three hundred years is just a moment in the process of cultivating Taoism."
"Three hundred years? I can't live for three hundred years. What will I do then?" Ren Linglong pouted and asked suspiciously. She wanted to be with Shu Xuanzi forever, but if she didn't learn some spells, she would be
How can some cultivators escape death?
"Three hundred years? Ha, maybe you don't know yet. We have been on weekends for many days. Your body has long been different from ordinary people. With your current body, it is normal for you to live for five or six hundred years.
", Shu Xuanzi sneered and then continued his stroking career. He was holding a grape in his hand and was teasing and kneading it, making Ren Linglong gasp and smell the fragrance.
"Really...really? I...oh~~~ I can really live for that long? But...but what will I do after five hundred years?" Ren Linglong was as gorgeous as a peach and plum at this time, her almond-shaped eyes were intoxicated,
But his head is still very clear, which is also the result of Duoyue and Shuxuanzi's dual cultivation.
"Fool, if we continue to fall in love like this for five hundred years, your life will be endless. Haha, here I come." Shuxuanzi shouted and rubbed hard, and the two bodies were combined together. "Today
Let's learn the fifteenth posture, Luan Double Dance." After Shu Xuanzi finished speaking, his posture changed. He and Ren Linglong leaned up and down, raised their feet up, and rode on their backs. The two faced each other and started killing each other.
After getting up, Ren Linglong couldn't bear it for a while, and even begging for mercy, Shu Xuanzi didn't want it to end just like that, so he stopped the attack and let Ren Linglong rest for a while.
"You bad guy, you are not an immortal, you are just a pervert. How did you learn these shameful postures?" Ren Linglong panted and rested while rolling her eyes and accusing Shu Xuanzi. The actions just now made Ren Linglong feel very embarrassed.
Although I have been intimate with Shu Xuanzi many times, I have never used such a bold gesture.
"Haha, there are many kinds of postures for double cultivation. I will teach you one by one in a moment. It is very interesting. As long as your body can hold it, we will try all thirty postures." Shuxuanzi smiled and took out a dark green
The pill was stuffed into Ren Linglong's mouth before she could object. Although Ren Linglong didn't know what Shu Xuanzi gave her, she knew that Shu Xuanzi wouldn't harm her, so she swallowed the pill. She vaguely felt
The pill should be something like an aphrodisiac or a long-lasting medicine.
"Thirty positions? Where are there so many positions? You didn't lie to me?" Although Ren Linglong was very shy, she still wanted to know how the intercourse between yin and yang could produce so many positions.
"Of course I'm not lying to you. Listen, the first posture is like this, it's called Xu Qimiao." Shu Xuanzi started to practice it as he spoke. Ren Linglong snorted to express her understanding, "Then it's Shen Miao."
Indigo curled up, exposed gill fish, unicorn scale horn, fleas wrapped around cotton, dragon wandering around, three spring donkeys, three autumn dogs, fish flat eyes, swallows with heart, emerald cross, mandarin ducks together, somersault butterfly, back flying bird, Yangai pine, Lintan bamboo
"Silkworms dance in pairs, phoenixes carry chicks", every time Shu Xuanzi said a posture, he demonstrated it himself. Before he even mentioned thirty kinds of postures, Ren Linglong was already confused and couldn't hear clearly. He only felt that his body was hot and full of energy.
, but his consciousness was muddy, and he hugged Shuxuanzi instead. Shuxuanzi smiled, the elixir worked, so he no longer politely attacked fiercely with the Sanqiu dog posture. Although this battle was killing
It's not earth-shaking, but it's thrilling enough, because after the war, Ren Linglong even fainted with her soul. Fortunately, Shu Xuanzi used his immortal power to save Ren Linglong's three souls and seven souls, otherwise Ren Linglong's three souls and seven souls would probably have been shocked.
flew out of the body.
The next day when everyone went to work at Tianxuan Restaurant on time, Ren Linglong didn't get up. She slept until about three o'clock in the afternoon before reluctantly getting up from the bed. Ren Linglong suddenly found that she really couldn't satisfy Shu Xuanzi by herself.
, this immortal's ability is boundless, he does it every night, every day, Ren Linglong's nerves are walking in love and lingering almost every day, wandering in fear and trembling, helpless and sprinting towards orgasm
, if this continues, he will have a nervous breakdown, but he doesn’t want to share him with other women, so he sat on the sofa and drank two cups of coffee, frowning all the time.
"Xue'er, you...when are you going to find a boyfriend?" Ren Linglong went to Tianxuan Restaurant around seven o'clock in the evening. At this time, Tianxuan Restaurant was the busiest time. Ren Lingxue
While she was collecting money in front of the cashier, Ren Linglong walked over to her sister and asked. This question was a bit unexpected, and Ren Lingxue was also stunned.
"Looking for a boyfriend? Sister, why are you asking this?" Ren Lingxue asked with a strange expression. If it was in the past and she had too much money to spend, then the next step would definitely be to find a handsome guy to fall in love with, but
But it's different now. She has a fairy brother-in-law, and has come into contact with so many masters in the world of cultivation, as well as magicians. Ren Lingxue's world is no longer as narrow as before, it is getting bigger and bigger, which makes Ren Lingxue
Lingxue's goal has gradually changed. Ren Lingxue's biggest ideal now is to become an immortal like Shu Xuanzi. Wouldn't life be happier that way? But she didn't know that it would be so easy to become an immortal.
"Um...it's okay, I just want to ask you, don't you feel bored staying in the hotel every day?" Ren Linglong also stuttered a little.
"Well, boring is a bit boring, but with my brother-in-law accompanying me and so many old men, they don't feel bored. Besides, I can go shopping from time to time. This kind of life is not bad," Ren Lingxue said
While nodding her head, she also felt that her life was good. She had been living the same life in school for more than ten years, and it was natural that she found it interesting to change her life suddenly. Moreover, she collected money at the cashier every day, and the more she got to
She feels very satisfied when so many customers come to the restaurant to eat.
"Your brother-in-law told me last night that you are prettier than me, eh~~~" Ren Linglong bit her lip and thought for a moment, then she suddenly got close to her sister and said this suddenly in Ren Lingxue's ear.
Then he turned around and left.
"Ah? Sister... Humph! What kind of bastard words did this bad guy say? He is hateful, annoying, boring, and a gangster..." Although Ren Lingxue kept cursing on her lips, her teeth were
He kept rubbing it up and down, but his eyes were full of smiles, and he was very happy in his heart. Two red clouds gradually floated on his face, and he grabbed the clothes with his hands. The little girl looked at the counter.
All the guests were stunned for a moment.
"Hey, hey, hey? Hurry up and settle the account, I'm still waiting to go to work." Ren Lingxue was secretly happy there, but the customer in front of the cashier couldn't wait. Look, it was only two minutes later.
There were already more than a dozen people waiting to check out.
"Why urge?" Ren Lingxue was still imagining how Shu Xuanzi praised her and how much she liked her in her heart. Then she was woken up by the shouts next to her. She felt very unhappy, and where was Ren Lingxue?
She knows that her sister is lying to her. A person of Shu Xuanzi's character will never say that you are beautiful or that he likes you. If he thinks this beauty is good, what he will do is just hug her and kiss her, so he won't do anything.
It's like a romance movie, and it takes twenty episodes to hold hands, "No need to pay, food is free today, I'll treat you!" Ren Lingxue was very happy at this time, and everyone behind her was complaining.
Stop shouted loudly.
"Ah??? OK, OK~~~~~", the guests in line here were all stunned at first, and then started to make a fuss, some shouted happily, some shouted loudly, and some simply wiped the
She has left her mouth, and there is no need to pay anyway. She doesn’t even know how much money Ren Lingxue has in her credit card now. She earns happiness and satisfaction here every day, not RMB, and she doesn’t care about those few dollars.
Ten or even hundreds of guests were on the bill, and these diners were puzzled. They had heard of friends and relatives treating guests, but this was the first time they heard that restaurant owners treated guests to free food and drinks.
"Hey, I don't know what happened again." Taiyi Sanren happened to be serving food nearby. When he heard Ren Lingxue happily said that there was no need to pay the bill, he shook his head. Although he was a good-tempered person, he was not a fool.
If everyone doesn't pay the bill, how can their restaurant stay open? I guess if this news gets out, people who come here to eat here tomorrow will be sent to the Pacific Ocean from the door.
Chapter completed!