Chapter 1 Those shameful things on the plane
On September 2013, I traveled all over the beautiful mountains and rivers of my motherland alone with my travel bag. This was also called by my mother who was about to remarry this year, and "moved" and transferred to school.
For a child like me who has been thrown in a nursery school by my mother at any time since childhood, it is the first time that she has a long-term residence. Although she is very cruel, she often visits me in a nursery school. And I will not develop as psychologically perverted as some children.
I turned the time back to the previous two days, at noon, when I blushed and climbed to the top of Mount Tai with a bulging travel bag on my back, shouting to the sun: **! I raised my middle finger and planned to take a picture of my slender and fair middle finger under the sun, my phone rang.
"Doudou, my mother is getting married. I didn't tell you in advance. I'm afraid that you will affect your studies, and I'm afraid that you will not let your mother marry if you don't come to Beijing to attend the wedding." Her tone was particularly charming.
Click.
I took a picture of my perfect middle finger first, and then said to the phone: "Okay, I will go. Will you pick me up at the airport?"
The sound on the phone paused slightly, and it took a while before I said, "Let your brother pick you up." After that, a mechanical beep echoed in my ears.
Before I got married, I treated the man's son as my brother. I thrust the corner of my mouth and stuffed my phone back into my pocket.
The next day, I boarded the plane back to Beijing. To be honest, since I watched the movie "Lost in the Road", I have always dreamed of meeting passengers like Wang Baoqiang in the cabin and sitting next to me. I watched him drink a whole bucket of milk in one breath, spit it out and swallow it.
However, an unexpected incident was a handsome British man sitting next to me. He smiled at me and sat next to me with a portable laptop. I also gave me a smile of embarrassment.
Alas, it would be great if I were a foreign girl, maybe I could seduce him. Then I would like to post an article titled "Those Shames on the Plane".
Sitting on the plane, I flipped through the scenery I took during the trip and sighed: "One day I will practice the superb PS technology and p-shaped the figure of the supermodel and my face, perfectly."
After a while, I was a little sleepy. The foreigner sat next to me, where he was inside. He wanted to chat with him. But thinking that his English skills were not yet at the point where he could communicate with him, he gave up his thoughts.
I took a nap and it was inconvenient to sleep on the plane. Either I was knocking or my neck was sore. When I raised my eyes, what! What is this!
At this moment, it was presented to me on the small screen, which was not big or small. Two naked people hugged each other and kissed each other. I squinted my eyes and saw that they were two men!
One is very thin and the other is very strong. I used to hear others say that it is a scattered horse attack and a scattered horse, but I have never seen it with my own eyes.
My face turned red in an instant. I was watching A-moving movies on the plane in broad daylight? But as a fujoko, I couldn't help but look up at my eyes.
There was a pair of *** intertwined on the computer. The side of the "Shou" was really worthy of being a male actor. He looked young and about ten years old. He had a slender waist, like onion arms, and his seductive buttocks. He was not that good except for his breasts, but he was really a woman. The slightly strong man slapped Xiaoshou's butt, grabbed and pinched, and his thick lips covered Xiaoshou's thin lips. He kissed French style and flipped and sucked his tongue. It was so hard that I felt sweaty.
I secretly glanced at the foreign guy beside me. He supported his chin with his hands, sometimes calm and sometimes excited. As if he had not noticed me at all, he looked at him attentively. I looked at him and swallowed deeply.
I picked up the Coke in front of me in a melancholy and took a sip. It was so dry.
His eyes fell on the laptop screen again. The little attacker was already holding his guy, groping Xiaoshou's buttocks with a lewd smile. Suddenly, he drove straight in. Xiaoshou's thin lips slightly opened, his eyes were blurred, and his neck was involuntarily raised upwards, and he screamed.
So Xiao Gong collided violently, pinched Xiao Shu's chin and kissed him.
The pair of naked bodies were fighting fiercely, Xiaoshou's scorching eyes, and excited shouting. (Although I couldn't hear the sound, I could imagine that because the headphones were on the foreigner's ears.) Xiaogang was frowning and hitting him angrily a hundred times. When the love was so strong, he couldn't help but kiss the delicate man's smooth and tender spine.
This scene really hurt my eyes deeply.
God... let me be blind!
Until the attack reached the high point, he roared and trembled his body, venting what was inside his body.
I squirted out a mouthful of Coke!
It sprayed accurately on the foreign guy's clothes beside me, and I opened my eyes wide. The foreign guy saw that I was awake and looked a little panicked. I quickly apologized and took a tissue to help him wipe his clothes: "sorry...sorry!" I was also panicked.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." I lowered my head and helped him wipe his clothes awkwardly. He suddenly spoke a bad Beijing dialect that combines Chinese and Western styles.
Hum? He can speak Chinese?
I smiled awkwardly at him and pointed to the screen of his laptop. Only then did he remember that there was still a naked picture playing in front of him, and hurriedly turned it off.
I smiled dryly and pointed to the notebook again: "The movie is pretty good... Is there a station?"
He turned his head and was stunned when he heard my words, and then smiled in an understanding way, as if he understood that everyone was a person who had a lot of experience in this regard. "Some, some, I'll show you, I still have a lot of treasures." He immediately turned around 180 degrees, turned on the player just now, and showed me his "collectors"...
He clicked and told me that this was from Japan, from Korea, from Philippines... I nodded in a vague way and showed an expression of appreciation to him.
After a while, the passing flight attendant saw two guys watching the love action movies attentively, and they were still a bitch! He frowned and looked at us with contempt and embarrassment, and left hurriedly.
From the beginning of my confusion, surprise, and scrutiny, I gradually turned into aesthetics, and together with a foreign guy, I commented on professional issues such as the body proportions of the movie characters, whether the hip shape is standard, etc.
After thinking about it, this is my ridiculous first time! I watched a romantic action movie for the first time in my life. I was actually on the plane and with a foreign guy, and I was still watching a gay movie!
The flight attendant couldn't stand it anymore. When the plane was about to reach its destination, he came to remind us that we could pack up the things on the table first. When we left, don't mention how complicated and resentful her eyes were!
"My name is andy." The foreign guy stretched out his hand at me.
I held his hand: "My name is Liu Xiangsi."
He began to pack up the things on the table, and I asked casually: "What are you going to Beijing this time?"
He also closed his notebook and slowly said, "Snatch the marriage."
I was stunned. This foreigner still has a good understanding of our country's profound culture. He even uses the trendy verb like "grabbing marriage". I frowned and came to Beijing to grab marriage. Could he go to Beijing to express his lofty love to the ** we love on behalf of the British Empire?
I suddenly felt dry mouth and picked up a cup of Coke that the stewardess in front of me three minutes ago.
After drinking, I put the cup back and smacked my lips and said, "It's a promising future, huh, I wish you success."
I thought to myself, it would not be an unexpected gain if I could not meet Wang Baoqiang or meet a foreigner who robs marriage.
"Thank you, I'm sure you'll win." His face was filled with smiles.
I couldn't help but get goose bumps all over my body by his obscene smile, and I nodded: "You want to steal a man?"
After hearing this, andy looked at me in surprise: "How do you know?"
I raised my eyebrows.
Did I guess right? Thinking of this, I felt much more at ease, at least he couldn't be my stepfather.
"Really or not?"
Andy touched his nose, his expression seemed particularly deep. Looking at the back of the chair in front of him, it seemed as if he was looking at the green mountains and green waters. I was really afraid that he would see the cross-eye.
"To me, he is my Beyoncé..." he murmured.
Although the sound sounds a bit sexy, I can hear his words clearly.
He said that the man was his Beyoncé.
kindness……
No surprise, I am not surprised at all.
In this era of prevalence in the basics, even China's country that complies with the Three Bonds and Five Constant Virtues was polluted. It is not surprising to encounter a gay on the plane.
"So you're going to rob a man to marry you?"
Andy suddenly frowned. I thought he misunderstood that I discriminated against homosexuality and was about to apologize. "Yeah, but I don't understand why he wants to marry a woman. Don't he find it strange and disgusting?"
It’s weird and disgusting to marry you!
I let out a deep breath, controlled my mouth and did not spit out the above words, I was afraid that he would throw me off the plane.
"Yes, this is so unusual." I nodded desperately in agreement.
Finally, after getting off the plane, I finally escaped from the torture of this gay friend.
Chapter completed!