Fragrant Spring - 463 Pretend

Three people couldn't finish one pork leg, so Hai Kun called Hyulun, who was alone at home, to come over for dinner. Hyilun was not polite and came over with a wine bottle.

Most people in the mountains are good at drinking. Jiang Feng is not that old and doesn’t usually drink. When he sat at the dinner table, he was just about to ask Xia Lian to help him put the rice in his bowl, when Hailun snatched his bowl and said: "

I don’t even drink wine when I’m having dinner with my second uncle, so I just let your dad drink with me alone.”

Jiang Feng chuckled and said, "I don't know how to drink."

"Whoever is born to drink is already asking for his wife, and he still hasn't learned how to drink." Hailun poured him a bowl of wine regardless of whether Jiang Feng agreed or not.

Jiang Feng has been here to help for a few days. The honest and honest Hai Kun has never asked Jiang Feng to drink. Now that his second brother did, he remembered that Jiang Feng is now a man, no longer a child, and has reached the age of drinking. So.

He said, "I'm tired from work, so let's drink some wine to relieve fatigue." Drinking can indeed relieve fatigue, which is why people in the mountains love drinking so much. But drinking can also easily become addictive. Once you become addicted, it is no longer a relief from fatigue.

The man himself has a natural yearning for wine, and with the stimulation of Hyun's words, Jiang Feng said unconvinced: "Just drink, drink as much as you can with dad and uncle tonight."

Xia Lian loaded herself with food, sat next to Jiang Feng, and said, "You also drank enough with dad and second uncle, and you passed out before second uncle was even drunk."

Hailun laughed loudly, picked up the wine bowl, and said: "We uncle and nephew are happy, just the right amount. We won't get drunk."

It was the first time I drank alcohol, which made my throat burn, but the feeling of heating up my whole body was so good. Drinkers live longer after one meal. Xia Lian has been full for more than an hour, and they are not full yet. Hai

Lun didn't dissuade him, so Jiang Feng drank two bowls without realizing it. He felt dizzy and his voice was obviously much louder.

Xia Lian was afraid that Jiang Feng would get drunk, so when Jiang Feng finished his second bowl, she snatched his bowl away and said worriedly: "Stop drinking, you'll get drunk if you drink. I can't carry you back."

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Jiang Feng still wanted to drink, but at the same time he felt that it was very shameful for his wife to snatch the bowl in front of his second uncle. He said a little angrily: "What are you doing? Why are men drinking and women nagging?"

Because her second uncle and her father were present, Xia Lian couldn't argue with Jiang Feng, so she had to return the bowl to Jiang Feng, but she was obviously angry and said: "Then you drink, I won't wait for you, you are drunk

Just sleep with dad here." After saying that, he stood up and left without saying goodbye to his father.

Hai Lun was not an alcoholic, and he did not want to make Jiang Feng drunk at all. However, he couldn't stand Xia Lian's way of taking care of men, so he cursed at Xia Lian's back: "What's wrong with a man drinking some wine? Don't imitate me."

You look like a mother, holding a man by the waistband of your pants."

Hai Lun's words unknowingly touched Hai Kun's pain, and Hai Kun also felt that he was really too useless. Now that his wife was not at home, it was time for him to stand up and be a good man, so he took the initiative to pick up the

The jug filled Jiang Feng's bowl with wine and said, "Drink, it's none of their women's business if men drink."

Xia Lian was angry, but Jiang Feng relented. Just because of his face, he still drank. As soon as Xia Lian left, the wine no longer smelled good, and he didn't know how to swallow it in his mouth. Jiang Feng's mind was full of thoughts

Xia Lian looked angry, thinking about how to comfort Xia Lian when she went back. Although Jiang Feng's head was dizzy, he still

There were still a lot of ideas. After taking two sips, he pretended to vomit, ran to the gutter outside the house and squatted down. After squatting for a while, he staggered to the kitchen door, put his hands on both sides of the door frame, and said vaguely

: "I'm drunk and can't drink anymore. Dad and uncle can't stay with you anymore."

Hai Lun didn't want to make Jiang Feng drunk in the first place, but now that Jiang Feng said he was drunk, he said: "It's okay, we don't need you to accompany us. You can sit down and wake up for a while first."

Jiang Feng burped, shook his head and said, "If you don't want to sit down, I want to go back. The more I sit, the more dizzy I get."

Haikun stood up and said with concern: "Can you go back by yourself? Shall I take you back?"

Jiang Feng quickly waved his hand and said: "No, I can go back by myself, and I will continue to help pick up star anise tomorrow." After Jiang Feng said that, he turned around and walked away. He was pretending to be drunk, and asking his father to send him back would be even more annoying.

Xia Lian was angry. Besides, he was rushing back to tease Xia Lian. If her father followed him back, he would have to talk to him for a long time.

Jiang Feng said he was not drunk, but in fact he was already 70% drunk. He was pretending just now, but now he was really swaying when he walked. He held a flashlight in his hand, but he couldn't shine the flashlight into the middle of the road. The cool night breeze couldn't help it.

Blow awake that dizzy head,

On the contrary, I felt a little nauseous. When I was drunk, I was afraid of being blown by the wind. The wind would make me want to vomit. After walking less than a hundred meters, Jiang Feng couldn't bear it anymore. He sat on the side of the road and wanted to take a rest before going back. Jiang Feng

Feng leaned on his knees, feeling drowsy and wanting to sleep.

At this time, Jiang Feng's hair was pulled up, and he screamed in pain: "Honey, stop pulling, you want to make me bald."

Xia Lian let go of Jiang Feng's hair, turned on the flashlight and chuckled, "How did you know it was me?"

Jiang Feng said flatteringly: "You smell good. I knew it was you when I smelled it." In fact, even if Xia Lian had a scent, it was covered up by Jiang Feng's smell of alcohol. The reason why Jiang Feng was able to stand in the dark

He recognized Xia Lian, and he knew that only Xia Lian would dare to pull his hair, and no one else would dare. Jiang Feng was still thinking clearly when he was drunk, otherwise he would not be in a hurry to go home and coax his wife.

Xia Lian won't be angry with Jiang Feng for long, and after being teased like this by Jiang Feng, the anger in her heart has long since flown away. Xia Lian squatted in front of Jiang Feng, pinched his nose and said: "

You are a dog and can smell."

Jiang Feng pushed his head against Xia Lian, imitated a dog, took a few breaths, and said, "I am a male dog, and I can smell the smell of a female dog."

Xia Lian pushed Jiang Feng back and cursed: "Who is a bitch? If you are a male dog, don't drag me in."

Jiang Feng pulled Xia Lian into his arms, laughed for a while, and then said seriously: "How did you know I'm here?"

Xia Lian, who was originally squatting, was pulled by Jiang Feng and knelt between Jiang Feng's legs, with her head on top of Jiang Feng's head. Jiang Feng's alcohol smell made Xia Lian's head spin, but Jiang Feng's behavior

Performance is what she wants most. Xia Lian likes to be held by Jiang Feng like this. Xia Lian said: "Who knew you were here? I was just passing by here and saw a black shadow. I thought it was someone's dead dog."

Woolen cloth."

Jiang Feng kissed Xia Lian and said, "Who would believe it? You were passing by so late at night. Where were you passing by?"
Chapter completed!