This man is so funny. Looking at the look in his eyes, is it possible that he wants to go further here?

Xu Yunyao has watched romantic action movies and has some understanding of such situations and stories, but there is a big difference between understanding and practice.

Xu Yunyao's face was stained with a layer of pink, and her breathing became heavier and heavier. If a man wants to help him, should he help him, help him, or should he help him?

The movie continued to play, but Yang Xie didn't pay attention to it. The angel and the devil in his heart struggled for a long time. In the end, the devil used its trident to kill the angel and occupied Yang Xie's mind.

Suddenly, Yang Xie grabbed Xu Yunyao's hand and led her down.

For a long time, something in Yang Xie's heart seemed to be swelling and swelling, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore...

Xu Yunyao looked at this scene with some curiosity. She blinked her eyes, pouted her tender little mouth, and said angrily: "Man, I'm so tired..."

Yang Xie smiled apologetically, are you not tired? The movie is almost over...

After Yang Xie cleaned up the battlefield, he hugged Xu Yunyao and read the ending. However, his heart was more on Xu Yunyao. The fragrance and the faint fragrance made it difficult for him to calm down. He placed his fingers on her waist.

He was also teasing her hard or lightly.

"Man, itchy..."

Xu Yunyao chuckled. She could feel Yang Xie's attachment. This was enough. It is said that a woman's mind is also the best harbor for a man. In this way, her own harbor is the broadest and the most able to ease Yang Xie's heart.

Get peace, Sister Yu Nong said, a man's past must be bloody, so a peaceful harbor is the most important...

After sending Xu Yunyao back to the dormitory, when she returned to 202, Guo Qiming was the only one in the dormitory who was looking at the computer with a bored look on his face. When he saw Yang Xie, his eyes lit up and he said with a flattering look on his face: "Boss, are you hungry? I'll invite you.

Do you have midnight snack?"

Yang Xie naturally understood the principle of being courteous for nothing and being a traitor or a thief. Seeing Guo Qiming's attitude, he immediately laughed: "What's wrong? I have something to say."

Guo Qiming rubbed his hands and said seriously: "Boss, look at my appearance and figure, women should be in love with me, don't you think?"

Yang Xie nodded. If his face was covered, his strong figure would still gain a lot of points. If he added his face, it would become extremely negligent. But if you add his wretched expression, then

The score is definitely a negative number.

Seeing that Yang Xie also agreed with his point of view, Guo Qiming was a little excited, but soon he showed a tragic expression and said: "Boss, look at our dormitory, even the second brother who is uglier than me is making rapid progress.

, the fourth child seems to be turning his sister into a woman, leaving me alone, can you bear it?"

"What do you want to say?"

"Boss, what I mean is, let's see if there are any resources suitable for me. I don't have high requirements, as long as I have big breasts, a slim waist, long legs, and a pretty face, that's enough."

Yang Xie almost wanted to smack him in the face. How can this be called not asking too much? If this is not called asking for much, I'm afraid there won't be many people in the world who are demanding.

Guo Qiming also felt that it was a bit much, and said sarcastically: "How about removing the other requirements and just being beautiful is enough, okay?"

Yang Xie shook his head decisively, what a mismatch between a girl and a beast.

Guo Qiming only felt that the whole thing was dark, and that wasn't enough? He had a gloomy face, which made his dark face a bit whiter: "Boss, I'm willing to risk everything, as long as it's a woman, how about that?"

"

Yang Xie patted his shoulder and sighed: "Third brother, what age are you in? You still have such high demands, can you find a girlfriend?"

Guo Qiming gritted his teeth: "Men can do it too!"

Yang Xie suddenly showed a scared look and said: "Third brother, you play on the computer first, I have to leave first..."

Guo Qiming suddenly rushed up with a scream, he decided to kill Yang Xie first and then commit suicide, Male Gobi!

During the fight, Lu Dejin came back humming a little tune. He was in a good mood, which made Guo Qiming feel that life was no longer fun. He sat back in front of his computer dejectedly and started pouring water on the campus bbs. Guo Qiming was convinced that,

In the illusory network, her future self, with an angelic face and a devilish figure, is on the other side of the computer, waiting for him to break through the fog to find her...

The prince and princess lived happily ever after...

Yang Xie occasionally browses campus bbs. He also registered an account called Slam Dunk King. Yang Xie feels that the most dangerous place is also the safest place. In the same way, the nickname that most looks like his own is that of others.

I would never think it was me...

Guo Qiming’s nickname is: Sister who can’t be ridden even if she is torn apart.

It’s a very slutty and shameless nickname. I’m opening a separate post right now: Which sister’s stockings are thick and strong enough? Please give me a fight!

Countless trolls on forums competed to flood the forum, and Yang Xie also went to save the first floor: The original poster is a good person, and I will save some seeds when the time comes.

Guo Qiming kept refreshing the information very seriously, and then discussed with Lu Dejin which floor was more likely to be a woman, and which woman was more likely to be beautiful. He decided to cast a wide net in the forum, and eventually he would catch someone

To a mermaid!

Time passed like water, and several hours passed in a flash. Guo Qiming kept refreshing, and finally slapped his thigh and shouted with surprise: "Second brother, look, this must be a beautiful girl!"

This is also a spam post, with a sentence that was obviously copied and left on it, giving it a sad flavor.

"Rain is the tears of the sky, but I don't know it is the heartbreak of the clouds. The hourglass of time deposits the inescapable past, and the hands of memory always pick up a touch of sadness! Who is feeling sad..."

Guo Qiming looked intoxicated and murmured: "What a beautiful artistic conception, what a deep loneliness, plus her nickname, I have already pictured her appearance in my heart, with her otherworldly beauty, elegant and outstanding temperament, this

Definitely my thing!”

Yang Xie asked curiously: "What's your nickname?"

"Give me some candies..." Guo Qiming murmured in a drunken voice: "Boss, the combination of cuteness and enchantment, the intertwining of dancing charm and innocence, can you imagine that kind of moving? God Cupid, thank you

you!"

Li Shenghua's voice suddenly came out weakly from the corner: "Three, third brother, this is my trumpet, professionally helping people fill water..."

puff!

Guo Qiming was so spineless that he fainted on the bed. He stared at the bed board with wide eyes and muttered to himself: "Did God really not give me a way to survive?"

The next moment, a poster was thrown over and covered Guo Qiming's face. Guo Qiming looked carefully and saw that Brother Chun's bright and bright smile was shining brightly.

Guo Qiming was instantly resurrected with full health and mana, jumped onto Li Shenghua's bed, and shook him vigorously: "Tell me, do you dare to drink water in the future? Tell me!"
Chapter completed!