Chapter 688 This gorilla is the most annoying
"Boss, you're back!"
When Guo Qiming heard Yang Xie's voice, he was immediately overjoyed. He threw away the watering bottle in his hand, his eyes were bright, and he said with a smile: "What's "Walk Behind", what's "Real Girlfriends", what's "Tram"
"Wolf Wolf", hand them all over!"
"What? As the leader of our dormitory, how could I buy those things that are full of negative energy? No, there is nothing but wine." Yang Xie put the beer on the ground, looking like he loved someone.
Guo Qiming's world suddenly became a lot darker. Looking at Yang Xie, his eyes were full of resentment, disappointment, and hatred that iron cannot be transformed into steel...
Boss, what should I say to you? I finally went to Japan, but you didn’t even bring back these classics? Can you still have fun?
Yang Xie smiled but did not answer, but looked at the mess on the table and asked in surprise: "Third brother, what are you playing with?"
Guo Qiming immediately became energetic and pointed at the pile of stuff on the table and said: "Boss, my second brother bought a new cactus and it turned into a spirit. It went away as soon as it was watered. I was planning to catch this monster."
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Is there such a magical thing?
Yang Xie stepped forward and took a closer look. What a pitiful little hedgehog, squatting in a flower pot and shivering...
The frightened Guo Qiming called Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua back. Lu Dejin returned to the dormitory and saw the brutally tortured little hedgehog. He screamed and rushed over with a sad look on his face.
He looked at Yang Xie and said, "Brother, give me a cup of loneliness."
Yang Xie threw a bottle of wine over, and Lu Dejin caught it casually, gritting his teeth and said: "Come on, brother, we will fight to the death today!"
"Don't worry, I am also a public figure now, so I have to pay attention to my image!" Guo Qiming shook his hair with a proud look on his face.
"What kind of joke is this?" Yang Xie had a look of curiosity on his face, as if he had been away for a month, and a lot of great things had happened!
"I'll tell you, I'll tell you!" Li Shenghua smiled and opened a bottle of wine, then sat down next to Yang Xie and started talking happily: "When my second brother was taking the bus a while ago, there was an old man leaning on his back.
He fell asleep on the street. The second brother didn't say a word during the whole journey. He even deliberately tilted his body to make the uncle more comfortable. As a result, he was photographed and uploaded. Everyone called the second brother "New Era".
The role model who respects the elderly is so young!"
Yang Xie gave Guo Qiming a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Third brother, you have grown up..."
Guo Qiming's face was a little shy and he said: "At that time, I thought I was just a fool..."
Ahem...
Yang Xie almost choked to death on the wine.
The four brothers are indeed very happy together, especially after returning from the killings all the way, the school has almost become a pure land in Yang Xie's mind. There are no storms or waves here, but only a deep warmth.
Women are a very important part of a man's life, and so are brothers. They are an indispensable part of life. Several people were tipsy, but Xue Yunzi slipped up from the window and jumped into Yang Xie's bed.
Up, Yang Xie remained calm and calmed down.
Under his influence, Xueyunzi has become more and more reliable, not bad!
Ding dong…
The line prompt sounded. Yang Xie took it out and took a look. Naturally, it was Qianshu Liliu's message again: "Nissan, are you alone? Let's video chat? I have prepared many sets of uniforms..."
Yang Xie sent a message back: "I'm in the school dormitory, and all my roommates are there."
"Ah? Well, then we can't subdue and seduce Nissan, but it doesn't matter, we can still videotape, Qian Shu will dress neatly, and let Nissan's roommates know that Nissan has two good friends.
Kawaii’s girlfriend, Nissan will be more respectable, right?”
Yang Xie thought about it and realized that it was indeed the case. We couldn't hide the two Japanese girls in the snow, right? This would be an opportunity for Guo Qiming and others to know about the existence of Qianshu and Xunzi.
Yang Xie agreed, Qianshu was overjoyed, and the video was quickly connected.
Guo Qiming and the others looked at Yang Xie putting the phone on the table, and immediately came over curiously, but they saw an extremely sweet girl with a childlike face jumping out, waving her hands with a smile on her face, and
He greeted Yang Xie in Japanese: "Nissan, I miss you so much..."
Yang Xie was immediately stunned. I'm going to slap him, Teacher Cang...
Guo Qiming's eyes were full of murderous intent, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Boss, didn't you say that there is no thing full of negative energy? No wonder Teacher Cang abandoned us, the Chinese people, and returned to Japan. It turned out that he was hooking up with the boss.
, return Nissan..."
Guo Qiming imitated a sentence in a strange voice, almost killing Yang Xie...
"Nissan, it seems that your roommates don't like me very much, so I'll go..." 'Teacher Cang' at the other end of the video stood up and walked out of the video range with a pitiful look on his face. Lu Dejin said fiercely
He glared at Guo Qiming and whispered: "Look at the good things you have done!"
"Boss, I was wrong, my shorts were all wrong..." Guo Qiming blinked, with a pitiful look on his face. How many people had made bold ambitions when they were young, to attack Japan and capture Teacher Cang alive?
But now the boss has realized his dream, but he screwed it up. He deserves to die...
"Dang-dang-dang, Nissan, here I come, I miss Nissan so much..."
"ah……"
Before anyone else could speak, Guo Qiming grabbed Lu Dejin's shoulders with force and shook him wildly: "Second brother, this is Hiben's e Nouehara Ai, the boss actually knows her too?"
"Hey? eNai? Nissan, I understand these words, Nissan roommates are so salty and wet, hum!" "Ai Uehara" in the video gave Guo Qiming a fierce look, and then walked away.
"Hey, why are you leaving?" Guo Qiming looked innocent. He liked Uehara very much, okay?
Li Shenghua sighed and said: "Second brother, this is not just a small movie, okay? People can understand some Chinese, okay? How do you want the boss to behave?"
"Boss, I was wrong again. Can I accompany you to pick up soap at night? I will definitely not talk for a while. Don't drive me away, okay?" Who wants to leave? These are all from Japan's literary and art circles.
Benchmark, how did you meet the boss? Could it be that he went to Japan to be a male actor? I should be called upon to do this kind of technical job!
Yang Xie could no longer complain. Not long after, another person jumped out in front of the video. He tilted his head and dressed in a Catwoman costume, making a very cute look: "Nissan, did you miss me?"
Guo Qiming was stunned and murmured: "Has Suzuki Saki become a girl?"
Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua immediately covered Guo Qiming's mouth. This guy is hopeless!
"Nissan, this gorilla is the most annoying, Baga Baga Baga..." Suzuki Saki in the video complained and then disappeared. Yang Xie could only smile bitterly. This Qianshu Liliu really did a good job for him.
What a big surprise...
The video moved again, but this time two people came over together and sat there with sweet smiles. They looked exactly the same and wore snow-white lace princess dresses, just like a pair.
Growing side by side, they are as pure as gardenias...
Yang Xie breathed a sigh of relief, this time he finally looked like Qian Xuexun...
Two identical beautiful girls pursed their lips, kissed each other in the video, and said in unison: "Nissan, da_i_su_ki."
Yang Xie's face was suddenly filled with a smile, and behind him, Guo Qiming seemed to want to say something, but his mouth was tightly covered by Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua, and he could only say "Uh-huh."
sound.
Guo Qiming is full of shame, why do you cover people's mouths? People just want to say that they are so beautiful...
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A note to readers:
Chapter completed!