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Chapter 715 I'm Not Fat, I'm Hot

Japanese benzene.

Chiba Masao sat on a chair, and Asano stood in front of him with a calm face, bowing slightly.

"Master, the Snake King is dead. He blew it very loudly, but it was of no use." Qianye said in a low voice. It was a small matter to spend money, but after spending money, the thing was not done. This made Qianye feel depressed for a while. Master

I have arranged so many things for myself, but I have not completed any of them.

Chiba Masao did not answer the question, but asked: "I heard that last night, a mysterious man made a big fuss in the Emperor's Palace, killed seventeen ghost blades and then left in a rage?"

Asano nodded and said respectfully: "Yes, he seemed to be looking for something. He smashed up the Emperor's Palace, took His Majesty the Emperor's sword and then left. No one dared to chase him."

When Asano said this, he had a look of fascination on his face. It was so awesome that a martial arts practitioner could reach such a state. Even the Emperor's Palace allowed him to come and go freely. It is said that His Majesty the Emperor asked Muramasa-kun for help.

Zhengjun, however, refused by saying that he was recovering from his injuries.

A mysterious master who even the God of War Muramasa didn't dare to take action is really impressive.

Chiba Masao was thoughtful, pondered for a while, and said: "Send someone to China to kill that kid."

"Hi!"



Yang Xie naturally didn't know that after Xue Yunzi slipped around in Riben, Mr. Mo would raid the Emperor's Mansion in Riben. He was also very busy, and this time he became the focus of the whole school's teachers and students.

Yang Xie had become famous before, nothing more than a slam dunk, which rich second generation did you beat, and which sister paper was soaked. These otakus hanging silk fixes like joy, but this time, the thing is a great reversal!

A girl lit a heart-shaped candle downstairs in the boys' dormitory, then held roses in her hands and read a love letter loudly downstairs.

"Originally, I just smiled indifferently when I said you were so good. But since I saw you that day, I was immediately fascinated by you. I don't know if this is love. I just find that every day when I wake up,

Seeing that all the men and women around you think they are love rivals. I know, I’m hopeless. I don’t mind if you have a girlfriend, and I don’t mind if you have several girlfriends. I like you, I like you so much!”

At the beginning of this good show, Yang Xie was called out by Guo Qiming, who was inquisitive. Several people moved a chair, gnawed melon seeds there, and commented from time to time.

There are countless boys like Yang Xie's dormitory, basically all the boys in the building have come out. I have always heard that boys express their love and attentiveness downstairs in the girls' dormitory. It is rare for a girl to express her love, even though this girl is short.

She’s fat, but she’s also a woman, right?

Whistles were everywhere, and countless people rushed to take pictures. Tonight, she was the protagonist!

Yang Xie was also happy and said with a smile: "I don't know who she is attracted to. If she is also a crooked melon, I think she might as well just follow her."

Guo Qiming also nodded vigorously and agreed: "Yes, if he is not as handsome as me, I will just accept it. After all, he is a woman, otherwise the electromechanical major will be destined to be single all his life."

The fat girl below continued to speak, with an excited look on her face: "Every move you make is so charming, whether it's the way you talk and laugh, or the way you spit out the skin of melon seeds, you are all so cute, little fresh meat, almost there

Come in the bowl!"

Yang Xie and others were immediately stunned. Guo Qiming carefully glanced at his row of dormitories, then immediately hid the melon seeds and asked in a low voice: "Boss, why does it sound so like me? Look,

I just laughed with you, and I just ate melon seeds and spit out the skin. Oh my god, how do you think I should reject her so that she doesn’t give up on me?"

"Why don't you let her give up if you refuse?" Yang Xie asked curiously.

Guo Qi took a look at Yang Xie and said, "I told you that she is a woman. If you don't like her, it's good to be a spare tire, isn't it?"

——Why don’t you go shit!

The fat girl spoke, looking at the second floor with an expression, and said: "Yang Xie, I like you, and I want to give you a child!"

Yang Xie swallowed the melon seed shells directly, and then vomited the melon seed kernels. Then he saw Guo Qiming and Lu Dejin evacuate as if their butts were on fire. He was suddenly the only one left nearby.

, standing there alone and helpless.

The Jade Emperor, Tathagata, Buddha, Jesus, the Virgin, Mary, and baby, are you all blind? Although I have never made an offering to you, at any rate, I know you, you are not like this at all.

Bless me, did your mother make it?

(Suddenly they became unhappy when they were playing with each other’s babies: “I don’t have a mother!”)

Yang Xie could only feel the gazes focusing on him, like beams of searchlights, illuminating him with nowhere to hide.

He said it lightly just now, but now it is naturally impossible to reluctantly obey her. Of course, Yang Xie is not discriminating against girls who are not beautiful. It is really that fat girls are too, too disharmonious.

Yang Xie is almost crying, what should I do? What do you like about me, can't I change it?

Of course, he couldn't say these words. Yang Xie struggled for a long time and said weakly: "I have many girlfriends."

"I do not mind!"

"My girlfriends are all class beauties, school beauties, police beauties, college beauties..."

"I have been a village beauty for quite some time!"

When Yang Xie saw that this fat girl could compete with him, he could only use his trump card: "I don't like fat girls."

"You're talking nonsense. I saw online that men like voluptuous girls!"

Yang Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but Guo Qiming was hiding behind the crowd in the distance and shouted: "Short fat, boys say they like girls with fleshy bodies, which means they have small skeletons, good skin, big breasts and slightly fat bodies, and the flesh is soft and comfortable when pinched.

A girl with a good-looking face, not a fat guy like you with rough skin, short height, and a flesh so firm that it won’t even move when you play it!”

The girl stamped her feet vigorously and shouted: "Am I fat? Why am I fat? Objects will expand when heated, so I'm not fat, I'm just hot."

Bang bang bang.

A bunch of people fell to the ground. Even Guo Qiming was stunned. His eyes were slightly glowing. He originally thought that he was the most shameless person in the world. He didn't expect that there was someone in the world who was even more shameless than him.

I dare to say such unconscionable words as "hot hot". It seems that the road to shamelessness is long, and I will search up and down...

Because of Yang Xie's reputation, not many people dared to make noises. Otherwise, if this happened again, Yang Xie would be even more embarrassed. He jumped directly to the guardrail and said: "This classmate, please tell the truth.

I'm a person who depends on fate in everything, so you'd better go back, we're not suitable."

"What is eye contact..." Fat Girl Zhi asked weakly.

"It's just that Yang Xie doesn't like you." The handsome guy Guo immediately blocked his position and made up his mind. This is obviously his spare tire. Why should he bother with Yang Xie? Otherwise, he and she would be a perfect match...

Stop, I can’t think about it anymore, or I’m going to vomit too…

"No, you have to dislike me, otherwise I will...I don't want to live anymore!" The fat girl got mad and stamped her feet so hard that everyone felt as if the floor was shaking.

"No, I'll die first."

While Yang Xie was talking, he jumped down from the guardrail and ran away quickly...

ran away……
Chapter completed!
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