Chapter 953 This Is Really Not Shit
Huhu...huhu...
Guo Qiming ran lap after lap, but Yang Xie had finished ten laps early and was there to watch the fun. Guo Qiming deserved to have to run twenty laps. Who asked him to use the teacher to claim the debt after losing?
Li Shenghua and Lu Dejin were watching and laughing. Guo Qiming was so courageous that he dared to report against the boss. Now he must be punished by fate!
Twenty laps may seem like a lot, but for Guo Qiming, it is not too difficult. After all, his physical fitness is no longer what Wu Xia Amen was back then, so it didn’t take long for Guo Qiming to also owe this to him.
The debt was paid back.
Taking a few deep breaths, Guo Qiming shook his head and sighed: "Boss, God gave me a handsome appearance and a strong physique. As a result, it is simply a destruction to other boys. Look at those women.
They have been looking at me all the time. What if they want me to sign their autograph later? After all, I haven’t practiced calligraphy yet. Oh my, I’m so nervous that I don’t dare to think about it anymore..."
Lu Dejin glanced at him and sneered: "She looks ugly, but she thinks she is quite beautiful!"
Guo Qiming immediately became anxious: "Second brother, believe it or not, it will only take a matter of minutes for me to beat you to death?"
"Hit me? I'm the one beating you, right? How can you compare to me in terms of your ability to take a beating?" Lu Dejin looked at Guo Qiming with a look of contempt on his face.
Guo Qiming sneered: "It seems that we all practice the same Kung Fu, right?"
"It's different, it's completely different. Any skill in my hands will always turn rotten into something magical. How can it be imagined by your intelligence?"
"Second brother, you can insult me, but you can't insult my IQ. This is what I'm most proud of besides my appearance, okay?"
The corner of Lu Dejin's mouth twitched. He felt that this time it was Guo Qiming's turn to insult his IQ! He didn't know where he bought such unrealistic self-confidence. He should also buy some...
Yang Xie didn't bother to pay attention to this couple. Anyway, the two of them would feel itchy if they didn't argue for a day. They could argue about everything from girls to trivial matters. Even Guo Qiming had a nightmare and blamed it on him before going to bed.
I saw Lu Dejin’s face…
After the fight, Guo Qiming stretched out and said with a smile: "Brothers, come with me to pick out a gift."
"Christmas gift?" Yang Xie smiled. Guo Qiming was not a good guy, but he was really kind to Qingzi. That's right. When boys and girls fall in love for the first time, they always want to give each other the best, and they can't wait to give each other the best.
Did you cut your heart out?
"Well, let's go, boss. To show my sincerity, I'll cover the travel expenses." Guo Qiming patted his chest and looked proud.
"Beat?" Lu Dejin asked curiously. Is it possible that the third child will have to be bled today?
"How is that possible?" Guo Qiming looked at Lu Dejin like a fool, and sneered: "Do I look like someone who spends money randomly? Every penny has to be spent on steel blades and taking public transportation!"
Everyone looked at each other and immediately made up their minds. It was rare for Guo Qiming to show his generosity and he still had to take this bus. Otherwise, if he wanted to take advantage of this guy next time, he probably didn't know when he would have to go.
Anyway, everyone hasn’t taken a bus for a long time, so it would be nice to try it out in a different way.
After breakfast, everyone took a rest and staggered the time to work to avoid being too crowded. The four of them took a mango each in the dormitory. Lu Dejin and Li Shenghua ate it directly, Yang Xie took it in his hand, and Guo Qiming thought about it.
Thinking, he might as well put it in his butt pocket. He was a little full from breakfast and decided to eat it later.
Everyone was talking and laughing. It was not difficult to wait for the bus. However, because it was not the starting station, there were still a lot of people and there was not a single empty seat. However, several of them were young people, so it was not a problem to stand at one stop.
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The four of them glanced around the car. Maybe it was because it was too late. The ladies had already gone to work. There was not much to see in the car. The only girls wearing stockings all had elephant legs.
, everyone sighed quietly, after all, which man didn’t think about it?
You are passing on a crowded bus, and there is a girl in front of you who is fashionably dressed and with a voluptuous figure. Maybe the bus will sway and she will fall into your arms, and then the relationship will get out of hand.
...Well, it's a beautiful day for a talented man and a beautiful woman...
To put it another way, even if you don’t do anything, just smelling the fragrance of your hair is enough to talk about for a whole day, right?
Guo Qiming naturally turned on the show-off mode. He took out his Ai Feng mobile phone and started browsing the news. According to him, when a man watches the news, he will naturally exude a kind of charm and treat girls like girls.
He has a poison-like attraction, which matches his temperament very well.
A few people discussed it and found that all kinds of gifts are out of stock these days, so everyone’s idea for Guo Qiming was to find a “DIY” store, which would at least be more unique.
The car was about to arrive at a stop, and someone stood up and moved towards the back door. When Guo Qiming saw that there was a seat, he immediately moved over and sat down. He heard a soft muffled sound, and a large pool of yellow mango meat came out of his pocket.
It squeezed out from below.
This scene immediately frightened the people around them. There was a vacuum within two meters around Guo Qiming. Everyone covered their noses one after another. Oh my god, one fart actually made all the shit come out. It’s so disgusting.
ah……
Guo Qiming immediately became anxious. These people were avoiding him like snakes and scorpions, so how could he exude the charm of a man? This was not possible! Besides, he was completely unjust. He did not fart at all, let alone poop.
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In order to explain clearly, Guo Qiming grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth. He wanted to use his actions to show that this was really not shit. However, as soon as he made this action, half of the people in the car who looked at Guo Qiming with disgust all vomited.
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Vomited...
A little boy looked at Guo Qiming in horror and said loudly: "Mom, why does he eat poop..."
The mother quickly covered his mouth. This guy might not have a normal brain. What should he do if he gets angry and hits someone?
"Boss, please explain to me..." Guo Qiming was about to cry and turned to Yang Xie and others. However, these people all looked away and looked out the window as if nothing had happened.
Guo Qiming: "..."
Livestock!
As soon as the bus arrived at the stop, those people got off the bus one after another. Some who were still one or two stops away simply got off the bus, and the whole bus suddenly became empty.
Yang Xie and others immediately found a seat and sat down, and then watched Guo Qiming take out the mango from his pocket with a dark face, laughing so hard that his stomach almost hurt.
If a guy suffers from depression, he will definitely recover if he stays with Guo Qiming for a month. After all, when you are with him, happy things will happen inadvertently...
The real charm of a person is not the good first impression you left on the other person, but the fact that after knowing you for many years, he still likes to be with you. After going through many vicissitudes, I can sincerely say that it is great to know you...
Perhaps, Guo Qiming can be regarded as a kind of charm...
Of course, the premise is that you must be his gay friend, not his girlfriend...
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A note to readers:
Thanks to Diyi·Shang for the reward of 100 grains, and Shenyong Wushuang for the reward of 88 grains.
Chapter completed!