Chapter 40: Azure Dragon and White Tiger
When they arrived at Yu Kaihui's house, Qiao Mu did not forget to pour half a bag of jujubes for herself. Qiao Mu was not afraid of anything else, but she was afraid of Yu Kaihui's default. This girl didn't know anything else. She was famous in the village for defaulting on her words and not keeping her promises.
, Qiao Mu didn’t want to suffer his loss.
"Look at your little potential, the King of Hell still owes the kid money. Besides, I, Yu Kaihui, am also famous in the village for keeping my word. Even spitting is a thorn."
Qiao Mu disagreed and just sat silently minding his own business. Taking away the jujube was the official business.
"Waiting for my aunt to cook and cook some home-cooked dishes for you. Do you want stewed tofu or fried tofu?" Yu Kaihui asked Qiao Mu.
After all, isn’t it just tofu? Can’t there be some tricks? Tofu is so narrow-minded that he has sacrificed his life to accompany you, so why can’t he make some tough dishes?
"No! I don't eat any tofu. When I came in just now, didn't I see that you had slaughtered white chicken? Stew it for me. I won't eat anything." Qiao Mu said.
"That's for me to give as a gift. No, a chicken can cost dozens of bucks. Just eat it like this. Don't you want me to kill you?" Yu Kaihui said distressedly.
"Yes, yes! It seems that our friendship is not as good as a chicken? I came here today in vain, today is the last time, and I won't come next time you invite me in a big sedan chair! I'm so disappointed!
"Qiao Mu said exaggeratedly.
Hearing what Qiao Mu said, Yu Doufu felt ashamed. Isn't it just a chicken? He couldn't bear to eat it, but it was him, but Qiao Mu came and stewed it! That's it for today!
"Qiao Mu, you're right. I'm going to give you a meal today. Isn't it just a chicken? The friendship between us is not to mention a chicken. Even if you want to eat donkey meat, I will stew it for you." Yu Kaihui
Said generously.
"Okay! Sister Yu, your words prove that I am not wrong about the person! We will not go home until we are drunk today," Qiao Mu continued.
"Okay! Just wait, I'll stew the chicken right now." After saying that, Yu Kaihui rushed to the outhouse and took the chicken to the kitchen to stew it. After a while, the aroma of stewed chicken came.
It's been a long time, I haven't had chicken for a long time, today is not bad, there is wine and meat, since I still have other things to ask for in life.
"Come! Try my craft, reed chicken and mushroom stew." Yu Kaihui said proudly.
It's not like Kai Hui Qiao Mu picked up a chicken thigh with his chopsticks, put it in his bowl and started to eat it.
"Why are you so anxious? Don't burn it, I'll pour the wine." After saying this, Yu Kaihui took the wine glass.
It's really delicious. This is authentic reed chicken. There are very few people in the village who don't want to eat chicken during the festival. Except for the village chief's family and Secretary Han's family, there are basically none. I ate it today and Qiao Mu was relieved.
"Here comes the wine!" Yu Kaihui was busy on the ground. He placed a glass of wine in front of Qiao Mu. Qiao Mu picked it up and drank it in one gulp. He smashed it and said, "Good wine." After that, he chopped up large pieces of meat.
Come.
Yu Kaihui was also very happy today. After drinking the wine, she made sure to caress the little baby hard. While drinking, Yu Kaihui looked at the tree and her mouth was leaking.
"Today's wine is good wine. I put wolfberry bullwhip and realgar in the wine jar. They are both very tonic. You must hold back some of them after you drink them. Otherwise, I won't be able to bear it."
Yu Kaihui began to get down to business.
"Even if you don't give me a tonic, I will fuck you to death today. Your reed chicken is enough for me to torture you all night. Look at how hard I am down there." After saying that, he stood up and let Yu Kaihui
look.
Yu Kaihui took a look at it. It was so damn big. It was much bigger than the previous times. If this happened to him, he would not be able to float out of the sky. He looked at it and drooled out again.
"It's too hot, take it off and eat it!" Qiao Mu said as he took off his shirt to reveal his muscular upper body. He also took off his pants underneath, still wearing the big yellow pants.
The pants were thrown next to Yu Kaihui, and there was a fishy smell of the private parts. Yu Kaihui sniffed hard, and tightened her lower body, and a trace of pleasure surged into her heart.
"Come! Take a big sip." Yu Kaihui said while holding up the cup.
"Okay! I won't go home until I'm drunk today," Qiao Mu replied. He poured a sip of spicy wine down his throat and slid down his intestines into his stomach. What a pleasure!
The more Yu Kaihui looked at Qiao Mu, the more she liked him. She couldn't help it anymore. Her saliva had dried up. She sat in Qiao Mu's arms and started acting like a child, laughing lewdly.
Yu Kaihui touched Qiao Mu's chest all the way to her navel. After groping for a while, she reached into her crotch. Qiao Mu was made so hot by Yu Kaihui that her lower body had already arched up. She was touched by Yu Kaihui.
Holding it in one hand, I couldn't sit still for a long time.
"Sister Yu, I can't do it anymore! Please take off your pants quickly, or I will kill you?" Qiao Mu said rudely.
"You want to kill me! Do you have what it takes? Come on!" After Yu Kaihui said this, she took off her clothes.
Under the moonlight, Yu Kaihui's body reflected the white light. He stretched out his arms, and Yu Kaihui hugged Qiao Mu's neck. Against the background of the moonlight, Qiao Mu saw that Yu Kaihui's chicken nest had no bald armpit hair at all.
It's really strange.
"Auntie, why don't you have any hair on your armpits?" Qiao Mu asked strangely.
"You have also noticed that I don't know. I have had less hair on my armpits since I was a child, and it has basically disappeared since I became an adult." Yu Kaihui said.
"Then do you have any hair down there?" Qiao Mu pointed at Yu Kaihui's lower body and said.
"Yes, but not much. If you don't believe me, just take a look." After saying that, he spread his legs to show Qiao Mu.
Qiao Mu took a closer look and saw that there were only a few sparse branches, which were as ugly as a man's baldness. This was a disease. It was called white tiger among the people, which was very unlucky!
"Auntie, I'm not telling you, your hair is too sparse, you might as well just pluck it all out." Then he started to pluck out all the pubic hairs below.
"Ouch! You are a tree that has been stabbed a thousand times, you want to hurt me to death." After saying this, tears came down.
"Isn't this beautiful? It's white and clean, and it looks sexy." Qiao Mu said after pulling out his masterpiece.
"How dare you play with me! I won't strip you of your pubic hair." He said and got under the tree.
The bottom of the tree is not like Yu Kaihui. It is very lush and lush, like a small hair frame. The roots are curled and the skin under the pubic hair cannot be seen. Yu Kaihui grabbed a bunch of hair and pulled hard, and the tree growled.
He gritted his teeth and moaned in pain.
"You know it hurts, right? Let's see if you still dare to pull me." Yu Kaihui said holding a handful of pubic hair.
"You are so ruthless! My hair is healthy. The roots are so deep that it hurts so much, you know?" Qiao Mu yelled.
"Who told you to pull out mine first? One retaliation for another retaliation will make it even." Yu Kaihui shouted.
Qiao Mu was in so much pain that he was not in the mood to do that, so he changed the subject and said, "Do you know what your lower body is called? You are a white tiger, which is unlucky."
"White Tiger, what the fuck White Tiger! I don't care about black tigers or white tigers. The one who can do things well is a good tiger."
Qiao Mu knew that he couldn't explain anything to Yu Kaihui, so he stopped talking and lay down on the kang to rest. Yu Kaihui saw that Qiao Mu was quite leisurely, so he opened his mouth and asked, "You said there is a white tiger under me, then what is under you?"
.”
"Qinglong, the big green dragon, is it auspicious?" Qiao Mu said in a deliberately loud voice.
"It's all yours, return the green dragon, and let me see how big the green dragon is." After saying that, he took the opportunity to grab Qiao Mu's big green dragon and play with it.
"Don't tell me, the Qinglong is quite big, but this Qinglong is not real." Yu Kaihui continued.
"It's all your fault. You pull out other people's dragon beards at will. Do you think they can be happy?" Qiao Mu said.
Qiao Mu thought about it, men are not like women, a woman can have sex with several men, but the limit is for two men, so the man is delicate, maybe he was discouraged when he pulled out his pubic hair,
It doesn't matter if you do it slowly, you'll be sure to get it hard in a while.
"I pulled out your dragon whiskers. Sorry, let me check to see how many dragon whiskers are left?" Yu Kaihui then checked them one by one below.
Playing with them one by one, the underside of the tree gradually became aware. Yu Doufu was so good at playing with it. He knew that he was sensitive down there, but he still teased her like this. His lower abdomen began to heat up, and after a while, he stood up with a standard big gun.
Woke up.
Okay, what you have been waiting for is now. Yu Doufu immediately pressed up, and a stream of hot water enveloped Qiao Mu's lower body. Qiao Mu felt that her vagina felt unprecedentedly comfortable, like a bird that had not found its nest for several days.
Same, I finally found a warm nest, it's so warm.
Yu Kaihui also began to meow in comfort, her meowing sound was like that of a female cat in spring, humming and chirping, and her two vaginas were swaying up and down in a frantic manner.
Qiao Mu was not used to having women on top, so he pushed back on Yu Kaihui. Yu Kaihui was roughly pushed down by Qiao Mu, and he opened his mouth and hit Qiao Mu's chest. Qiao Mu let out a sound of pain and continued to fuck Yu Kaihui hard.
Hui, Yu Kaihui couldn't resist and let go of his mouth and screamed loudly.
The cry was carried to the chicken coop, frightening the chickens to fly around, and then to the donkey's hood, frightening the donkeys to kick around. This night will be like a chicken flying and a donkey jumping.
After having sex, Qiao Mu put on her clothes and was about to leave. Yu Kaihui repeatedly tried to persuade her to stay, but she still could not keep Qiao Mu. Qiao Mu picked up a white bag of jujubes and hurried home.
When I got home, my grandfather had already fallen asleep. After washing his feet quietly, Qiao Mu also closed his eyes tiredly.
Early the next morning, Grandpa Qiao Mu found half a bag of jujubes placed in the corner of the house. He asked Qiao Mu where they came from.
I lost my nerve and headed towards the clinic.
The wine I drank yesterday was not overpowering, and my head still hurt slightly. I went inside and drank some porridge and felt better. My parents had already gone to work in the fields. When I returned to the back room, Qiaomu packed some jujubes to bring to Mingyue.
When he walked to the door of Secretary Han's house, Qiao Mu was bumping into Qi Yuan who was coming out. He looked like he was going home. His nose was still blocked with toilet paper and he seemed to be bleeding from the nose. He glared at Qiao Mu and walked out with his bag.
After that, Secretary Han sent me off enthusiastically: "Come back in a few days, long term!" Secretary Han waved his hand and said.
"I got it! Secretary Han, please come back quickly. I'll come back as soon as I get treatment in the town." Qi Changyuan said.
Secretary Han came back again and saw the jujubes in Qiao Mu's hand. He knew they were for Mingyue, so he didn't talk to Qiao Mu or chase her away, and went straight into the yard.
Mingyue was at home, and Qiao Mu saw it from the window, so she happily carried the jujubes in the door. Mingyue saw Qiao Mu coming, and ran out immediately. Secretary Han wanted to pull her, but he didn't have time. Mingyue ran too fast and didn't give it to her at all.
He has a chance.
"Brother Qiao Mu, you're here. I'm going to your house these days, but my father won't let you." Mingyue saw the jujube in Qiao Mu's hand and took it.
"This is for you. It will be good for the girl's health to satisfy her cravings when she has nothing to do." Qiao Mu said.
"Come on, come in, let's sit and chat." As she said that, Mingyue had already pulled Qiao Mu into her room, closed the door, and the two of them didn't know what to say.
When Fatty Han saw Qiao Mu, he became angry and always came to harass Mingyue. If that didn't work, he would even send her to the town.
Li Shuyuan saw that Fatty Han was no longer willing, so she walked to him and persuaded him: "Just leave it alone. Look, Qiao Mu is here. Mingyue is so happy. Mingyue always looks sad. Do you want to see it?"
Chapter completed!