Chapter 196 Stop Joking(1/2)
Looking at Han Xiaohei's unacceptable expression, the female underwear thief sobbed and added: "Don't worry, I won't ask for money for you, I'm so poor!"
"I...you...it..." Han Xiaohei was completely speechless.
Such broken books are just the old man who set up a stall at the entrance of the primary school, and he is specializing in cheating children and playing.
Still a Lingbo microwave?
It’s better to call it a microwave-grilled sausage.
What makes Han Xiaohei even more puzzled is that we really have a pair of people who can't even pay a 100-50 cents. Are we poor?
Not to mention collecting this book, even if we print a few trucks, we don’t even blink our eyes.
Han Xiaohei threw away the broken book casually. The female underwear thief scolded her very excitedly: "You are sick. You're almost crying while making a fuss. I have to teach you Lingbo Weibu.
Now I have given you all the secrets, why do you throw away the trash like you are throwing away the trash?”
Han Xiaohei fought back depressedly: "Is it because I am sick in my brain, or is it because you are sick in your brain? There are thousands of broken books on the street stall. Why don't you say that you still have the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing and the Great Movement of the World.
Cheat!”
The female underwear thief was obviously stunned and said, "How did you know that I have the secrets of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Great Transfer of the Universe?!"
The female underwear thief seemed to be afraid that Han Xiaohei would snatch her, and quickly protected her breasts.
Han Xiaohei collapsed. When he touched her breasts just now, he felt something in her underwear pocket.
Now it seems that it should be what she calls the secret of magical skills.
Comparing the thickness of the Lingbo Weibu secret book, there must be at least seven or eight such books in her clothes.
I really can't believe whether the woman I am facing now would have run out of a mental hospital.
Han Xiaohei is going crazy, but he still wants to work hard for the last time. He has a gloomy face and pretends to be murderous, and threatens: "My master, I don't have time to waste time with you. I will teach you your real escape technique.
Master, why don’t you go and see the King of Hell!”
The female underwear thief pointed at the broken book that was thrown to the ground by Han Xiaohei, and said, "Why don't you believe me? I really came from the snow on it. If you don't believe it, after you go back,
Can you learn it!"
"Do you still want to say that you will refund the package for seven days and change the package for ten days?" Han Xiaohei burst into tears, "Grandma, don't use me as a monkey, I'm very sad."
"I really didn't treat you like a monkey, why don't you believe me?"
"How do you trust you with a broken book you can buy on the street?"
"I want to take out a priceless book for you to read, but I don't have it either."
"Then you can't be so irresponsible. If you don't have anything to show me, just teach me on the spot, that's fine."
"I want to teach you too, but I always teach myself according to books and can't teach people at all."
"Are you going to force me to die?"
"You want to die, but you can't pull me."
If Han Xiaohei was holding not a person, but a kitten and a puppy, he might not be able to control his emotions and had already killed him.
Han Xiaohei was crazy and was completely crazy by the female underwear thief. If he had known the consequences were so serious, he would not have learned any bullshit tricks from her.
never mind!
If you don’t teach, you won’t teach. I don’t want to learn it yet.
Just as Han Xiaohei was about to let go of the female underwear thief, a woman shouted from behind her: "Han Xiaohei, I'll kill you!"
This sudden situation caught Han Xiaohei off guard.
Before I could react, a gust of palm wind came.
The other party's palm hit Han Xiaohei hard on the left shoulder.
The force of this palm is extremely powerful. How can I say that if there is a wall of twenty centimeters thick, a hole may be made.
Han Xiaohei was beaten like this without any precautions.
So, the consequences are obvious.
Han Xiaohei, along with the female underwear thief, was beaten away by this palm.
Click!
Han Xiaohei felt that the bones on his right shoulder were broken by this palm. This must be an enemy with the deepest hatred, so he can do so ruthlessly!
Fortunately, before Han Xiaohei landed, he rolled in the air with a beautiful horizontal meter, and finally he didn't fall into a bloody sprinkler.
However, Han Xiaohei didn't have time to stabilize his body, and the opponent's attack followed.
"Han Xiaohei, you must die a bad death!"
etc!
Why does this sound sound a little familiar?
Han Xiaohei went to see who the other party was, but he didn't even think about avoiding the other party's second palm.
The other party's second palm was even stronger and it was hitting Han Xiaohei's chest. If Han Xiaohei couldn't dodge, he would be beaten to vomit blood.
Fortunately, when the other party's second palm came, the female underwear thief who was held in Han Xiaohei's arms came up to meet with her, blocked her, and repelled her second palm.
Han Xiaohei made a quick escape and looked at the elegant woman opposite him.
Oh my god!
That's not our wife, Qiu Shuiyang!
Just now, when Han Xiaohei left the food stall, he heard the sound of a broken window coming from behind. It seemed that it was none other than Qiu Shuiyang.
Why did Qiushui Poplar follow?
Han Xiaohei looked at the female underwear thief in his arms, and then at the underwear scattered on the ground. It was broken, no wonder Qiu Shuiyang was so murderous as soon as he appeared, and he must have been a misunderstanding.
You should know that Qiu Shuiyang and Qiu Shuiyue's underwear were almost stolen for the last time. With Qiu Shuiyang's temperament, if you know who stole her and her junior sister's underwear, it would definitely be a death.
Han Xiaohei quickly explained: "Qiu Shuiyang, calm down first and listen to my explanation. I really didn't steal this underwear. I have nothing to do with this matter!"
Qiu Shuiyang snorted coldly, and glanced at the female underwear thief in Han Xiaohei's arms, and immediately felt disgusted in his eyes.
Why is it disgusting?
Because the female underwear thief was wearing a night-slide clothes, her face was wrapped tightly. Qiu Shuiyang couldn't tell whether she was a man or a woman.
However, how could a guy who dresses like this and is still a dirty guy with a person like Han Xiaohei?
Since he is a man, Han Xiaohei still hugged him. How can this not be disgusting?
"You don't have to explain to me, because I don't believe anything you say!" Qiu Shuiyang said very firmly, as if he had sentenced Han Xiaohei to death.
"Why don't you believe it? You shouldn't believe it. How could a kind person like me steal a woman's underwear as you think? Besides, a rabbit doesn't eat grass by the nest. Even if I want to steal, I have to go outside to steal it.
No?" Han Xiaohei suddenly felt that his explanation was really pale and powerless.
"What do I want to be like? All the facts are in front of me, do I still think about it? Han Xiaohei, Han Xiaohei, I have misread you, I should have killed you long ago!" Qiu Shuiyang was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry that she was so angry
itch.
Can you not hate it? When I think of Han Xiaohei and this man in Yexing clothes, he took her and her junior sister's underwear and did some disgusting things. Apart from being disgusting, he was just angry!
"Then tell me what you have seen!"
"Since you are so unwilling to admit it, I will tell you. You collude with the perverts outside and steal the underwear of sisters in the food stalls. Are you shameless? Now I'm caught by you now, and you still admit it.
Not a man!”
Han Xiaohei felt so painful that he couldn't say it, and he couldn't even wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River. It was really uncomfortable.
It turns out that Qiu Shuiyang not only misunderstood that Han Xiaohei had stole the underwear, but also misunderstood that Han Xiaohei was colluding with the real underwear thief.
Han Xiaohei felt wronged. No matter how stupid he was, he could not join forces with outsiders to do some stupid things that hurt his own people.
Han Xiaohei sighed and said, "Qiu Shuiyang, sometimes what you see may not be true. This guy is here. You ask her to tell you that I am in the same group as her!"
Qiu Shuiyang patiently looked at the female underwear thief and said what she thought, she actually wanted to believe Han Xiaohei.
Under the black veil, the female underwear thief had big watery eyes, and turned back and forth. Looking at the corners of her slightly raised eyes, she didn't know what good things she thought of, so she laughed.
I don’t know what kind of laughter she is, it’s really a bit worried.
Suddenly, the female underwear thief became tender and wrapped around Han Xiaohei's body, and said coquettishly: "Brother Xiaohei, who is this? Isn't it just to steal some underwear? Why is it so angry?"
Han Xiaohei really didn't expect that the female underwear thief was so insidious. He caught him off guard with such a move.
For the female underwear thief, this is a great opportunity to take revenge on Han Xiaohei. She is hating Han Xiaohei, how could she give up such a good opportunity?
The female underwear thief looked at Han Xiaohei with her eyebrows raised, and her eyes were filled with gloating.
"Don't be shameless, I obviously don't know you!" Han Xiaohei lowered his voice and threatened: "If you dare to make trouble, believe it or not, I will do more obscene things to you!"
The female underwear thief pretended to be very scared, but she giggled, "Oh! Brother Hei, we are already in that kind of relationship, what else can we do to me?"
"You...!" Han Xiaohei was so angry that he smoked.
Even Han Xiaohei had hundreds of mouths, he couldn't explain it clearly because he was so frustrated by the female underwear thief.
To be continued...