Chapter 327(1/2)
"Give you a last chance, get out of here. Otherwise, you will have only a chance to die!" This was the voice of the family bird.
It can be heard that the family bird was very angry and angry.
Who provoked him? Why did the family sparrow, who had always taken advantage of the calmness, become so uneasy?
After the family bird turned around, a large piece of thing stuck to his back.
The thing is sticky, hot, yellow, and smelly.
That's... a piece of shit!
That's not, it's just a piece of shit, a piece of wild boar shit!
Judging from the color, smell, and density of the shit, the wild boar either had diarrhea or had something wrong with it. Anyway, it was not a healthy wild boar.
No wonder the family quilt is so uneasy. You should know that he has a slight obsession with cleanliness. On weekdays, if there is a little dirt on his clothes, he has to wash it with saliva. In addition to the room he lives in, he rarely lets him in. Even if someone goes in, he will clean it inside and out after the person leaves.
For a person who loves cleanliness, this piece of wild boar shit will probably become a shadow that will never be gone in his life.
What’s even more annoying is that bird shit will fall from the sky, and it’s impossible to fall from wild boar shit.
Unless, the wild boar can climb trees.
Will a pig climb a tree? Unless the tree is crooked.
So, it's impossible.
Then this hot and sticky piece of wild boar shit fell from the sky. What does this mean?
It was clearly someone who was deliberately teasing the family sparrow!
This matter is definitely not for pigs, but for humans!
The family bird was already disgusted and had thousands of waves stirred up in its stomach.
The reason why he didn't shake off the wild boar shit behind him was because he wanted to take revenge. He wanted to find out the person who teased him, and then return the piece of wild boar shit to the other party intact!
Of course, the other party just threw this piece of wild boar shit on him. If he used the same method, he would not be able to eliminate the anger in his heart.
Therefore, he had to use a more ruthless method, or even consider putting this piece of wild boar shit into the other party’s stomach!
His grandma!
After entering the war zone, the family bree really followed Han Xiaohei's instructions. Even if he saw other duels or even other duels wanted to fight him, he would either show mercy or dodge him directly.
From the beginning to now, he has encountered so many duels, but none of them have been killed.
Shouldn’t such a kind person be rewarded?
Why is God so unhappy, but good people will be punished by evil deeds.
No, it cannot be blamed on God.
This is not God's fault, it is the fault of the wild boar.
Damn!
If the wild boar had no problems and had no diarrhea, the poop he pulled out would not be so sticky.
If it is not sticky, no matter how hard it is thrown out, it will not stick to the clothes.
If you can't stick to your clothes, you won't be so disgusting.
But the reality is that the pile of wild boar shit is so sticky. Not to mention that the family bird wants to keep it and take revenge on the other party, it is not easy for the family bird to keep it, and it is not easy to clean it.
Take it off and wash it clean?
Without washing powder or anything, even if it is cleaned, it is still so smelly.
Besides, the family bird wore a piece of clothing. If it was taken off, it would be considered naked.
The ghost knows if there are female perverts around him, what if he covets his beauty. After he takes off his shirt, he will eat the hungry wolf?
Logically speaking, with the strength of the family bird, even if you can't avoid the wild boar shit, you should be able to detect the enemy hiding in the dark at the first time and find the enemy's trace.
Jiaque did do this, but unfortunately the other party's strength is obviously not much weaker than him, and it can even match his position.
Therefore, let the other party escape silently and without a trace.
With such strength, he is a master here at least.
Wouldn't it be embarrassing to use such despicable means?
Moreover, the other party seemed to have no intention of opposing the family bird, but just wanted to tease the family bird, which was also a little more annoying.
If you want to fight, if you want to kill, if you want to kill, hide and play hide and seek games?
The more I thought about it, the more angry the family queer became even more uneasy, and cursed: "Your grandma, you have a gourmet to come out for me, hide, don't you have the shame to see people?"
Even the family bird swears. Who else can speak civilizedly in this world?
Apart from the wind blowing, the rustling sound of branches and leaves rubbing against each other, there was still no movement.
I am in the light and the enemy is in the dark. Moreover, the opponent's strength is not bad. If the stalemate continues like this, it is definitely not an advantage for the family spider.
So, the family bird was thinking about whether to hide as well.
Change this situation where I am in the dark and the enemy is in the dark and the situation where I am in the dark and the enemy is in the dark?
He can't see the other person, and the other person can't see him either. In this way, wouldn't it be fairer?
"Don't come out, right? Okay, it's your own choice not to cherish the opportunity given to you!" After shouting the last sentence, Jiaque paused for two or three seconds before jumping up.
The reason why the family brows paused was that he hoped that the other party could show up on his own initiative. Unfortunately, the other party still did not respond at all.
The family croaker could feel the other person's breath, so he knew that the other person was hiding around him.
He also wanted to hide himself, jumping up to fly, his figure was like the wind. In an instant, the person had already disappeared in a dense grass.
He wanted to hide himself as fast as possible, because he wanted to escape from the other party's eyes and make the other party unable to see clearly where he was hiding.
The house bird is indeed very fast, but it is not his fastest speed. Because he has to be careful of the pile of wild boar shit behind him.
You can't shake it off, keep it and return it to the other party.
Jiaque knew that he could definitely find the other person. Even if he really couldn't find the other person, the other person would appear on his own initiative.
This is the Battle Flag, this is a game of death.
If the other party appears here, he must be a duel.
As a duel, don’t he want to kill all the other duels and compete for the King of War?
If this is the case, how could the other party miss the family sparrow?
Therefore, the other party would not just tease the family bird like this, he would definitely think about getting rid of the family bird.
This is all considered by Jiaque himself. As for whether the other party will appear on his own initiative, he can only wait patiently.
Jiaque is patient. For a bastard who teased him like this, he is definitely patient to wait for the other party to appear, and then fight back!
The family bird hid in the dense grass and looked outside quietly.
One minute...five minutes...ten minutes...
His mother, there was still no movement.
When the family bird was almost out of patience, a woman screamed from behind him: "It's so stinking, it's so stinking!"
The family sparrow quickly turned around, and a masked woman stood behind her. At this time, the woman was covering her nose and mouth, looking so disgusting that she was almost collapsed.
"Hmph! I finally showed up!" Jiaque snorted coldly, staring at the masked woman with gritted teeth.
The masked woman was smoked and didn't bother to respond to the family sparrows. She pushed away the dense grass. After running out for a long distance, she breathed in fresh air in big mouthfuls.
"Where can you run!" How could the family bird let her escape easily, jumped up and chased after her.
"Stay away from me, please, vomit!" After the masked woman was caught up by the family bird, she smelled the smell of wild boar shit on the family bird and began to retching again.
"Now you know it smells bad. Why didn't you realize it when you brought it?" Jiaqi was very angry.
If it were a man, he would have stuffed the piece of wild boar shit on his back into the other person's mouth.
But the other party is a woman. No matter how angry the family bird is, he really doesn’t know how to start.
"Why are you so sure? I threw that piece of wild boar shit on you!" The masked woman said in dissatisfaction.
"Stop quibbling in front of me. Since I came in, you have been unable to get along with me. If you didn't use such a disgusting method to tease me, who else could there be!" Jiaque's voice was almost hoarse.
The reason why the family bird is so sure is that this piece of wild boar shit was thrown by this masked woman on him.
As the family bree said, from the moment he stepped into the war zone, the masked woman had a chance to get in touch.
The family bird really just accidentally hit the masked woman. Then, because the family bird took a slower action, the masked woman fell into the mud.
The family quince has apologized and apologized sincerely.
But this savage and unreasonable masked woman just refused to accept it.
If you don’t accept it, it’s all right. Anyway, if you enter the war zone, you will be enemies of each other.
Jiaque felt that he hadn't killed her, but he just accidentally knocked her down, which was a great gift.
There is no apology to the enemy at all.
To be continued...