[32] Squeezing and squeezing will make you pregnant
When the weekend passes, Monday will come. This is a fact known to the world.
For students, saying goodbye to vacation and welcoming study on Monday is naturally not a very good day.
"Haah——"
During the flag-raising ceremony, I let out a long yawn.
"I'm so lackluster on Monday. Did God stay up late again last night?"
Standing in the queue, Ling on the side said to me.
"Well... I stayed up a little late because I accidentally saw unfinished homework in the class mailbox."
I said sleepily.
——"Dear classmates and teachers, hello everyone, today, in this beautiful spring season..."
The speaker on the podium was giving a boring speech. It seemed that we should work hard and lay a solid foundation at the beginning of the new semester. He also talked about how to memorize politics, history, geography, etc., but it is a pity that our International Department
In the first semester, I didn’t study any political history at all.
"This ends my speech, thank you all."
The speaker on the stage finally ended her long and boring speech. We applauded in the audience, and then, a familiar figure walked onto the stage.
With stunning appearance, perfect body proportions, and proud breasts hidden under the school uniform, the front and back are bulging, highlighting the beauty of youth.
Now on the stage is Shiyue, the student council president of Yangyue Provincial Experimental High School.
Her long straight black hair moved in the wind as she tapped the phone.
"Teachers and good morning, classmates."
With her light and sweet voice and sweet smile, she looks cultivated and generous. As soon as the senior sister gives a speech on the stage, she becomes less obscene. (This is natural.)
"Oh, President!"
"There is a speech by the president today, so tell me early."
"Lord Tokiyuki!"
Because of her appearance, the crowd gradually woke up from their tired state, and some even cheered quietly.
Hey, hey, when Senior Shiyue comes on stage, you are much more excited than the principal. Brother Hong (principal) will be sad, okay?
"Well, what I want to talk about on stage is the issue of ethics in the new semester..."
The senior sister started her speech on the stage. Because she is very eye-catching and has a nice voice, the people in the audience listened attentively even if it was a boring topic.
"Looking at my senior sister like this, it's like I'm having a conversation with her again."
Cheng Tianbo, a lustful maniac, looked at his senior sister affectionately at this time, as if he was carrying out unclean delusions through his imagination. Hey, hey, don't even use the occasion of a moral speech to make up for it, okay?
"Well, senior sister's red lips that open and close make my heart flutter."
What's even more outrageous is the student Liu Tuan from Class 23 on my left.
Forget it, no more complaints.
.......
At 7:40, the flag-raising ceremony finally ended, and everyone began to disperse and walk out of the iron gate of the playground.
There were two ways to get out of the playground, one was the short way and the other was the long way. Because the short way was crowded with people, I walked towards the long way with fewer people.
Walking alone, there are only a few people here, watching the early spring wind constantly blowing up and blowing down the fallen leaves of late winter.
"Junior——"
At this time, a light and sweet voice sounded in my ears. I didn't need to look back to know that it was the president who just gave a speech on the stage - Senior Sister Tokiyue.
She walked up to me with a smile on her face and followed my footsteps with lotus steps.
"Junior also likes to go to the less crowded side."
Senior Sister Tokiyue said with a slight smile.
"Well, I don't really like crowds."
Walking with her, because we are already very familiar with each other, I no longer have the initial feeling of heartbeat.
"Hehe, are you worried about getting pregnant in a crowded crowd?"
The senior sister once again said this evil and weird dirty joke with a natural smile.
Hey, hey, is the school spirit in our school really that bad? You can get pregnant if you squeeze in, and I'm a boy, so I'm worried about this.
"Men can't get pregnant."
I complained to my senior sister.
"Then... are juniors worried about squeezing out the lower part?"
The senior sister was a little shy and said this full of humorous words.
"....Don't think that I am someone who can complain about everything."
It feels like this is daily life, walking on the path of falling flowers, having this nonsensical conversation with my senior sister, full of pornographic jokes.
"Um... By the way, junior, how about the date on the weekend?"
Finally, the senior sister brought up a more serious topic.
"Fortunately...at least Xia Yuke is not unhappy."
I said, it should be regarded as a barely qualified date. I found the right place that Xia Yuke likes. Although it was a big sacrifice, it left some psychological shadow on me (compared to worrying about being pinched in the breast when I was in a haunted house)
, bitten by teeth...)
"Where's that date, senior sister?"
"Well, it's very interesting. I got some interesting information. Junior, although there are no club activities in the afternoon, why don't we summarize the information about [lesbianism] we got from this date at noon."
"Okay, can I come to the reading room of the International Department?"
"Um."
Just like that, my senior sister and I made an appointment to meet in the reading room of the International Department at noon.
Then we parted ways under the branch of the school's cherry blossom tree. She was going to Building 2, where the sophomores of the General Department were, and I was going to Building 4, the International Department.
"I got pregnant because I was squeezing...Senior sister was really wretched after she got off the podium."
After recalling the dirty jokes my senior made just now, I smiled helplessly.
"Ji Shen——Junior!"
At this time, my rank was called again, again called "Junior", but the difference was that this time the person who came seemed to be Senior Wang Licha, the top student, rich man, and handsome man in the second year of high school.
"Good morning, senior."
"Well, good morning."
Out of politeness, I greeted him.
But I have some doubts. Senior Shiyue and senior Wang Licha are both sophomores in high school. Why doesn't senior Wang Licha take that path?
"Senior, your teaching building is not here, why should you take this road..."
"Because... I want to exercise and take a long detour."
The senior scratched his head and said, Sure enough, this guy is a sunny boy from the physical education department, who specially takes long distances to exercise his body.
"Um...junior, I have something important to say. I don't think it's good to wash your clothes myself...so I put them in the laundry."
"Well, it's okay. I don't mind washing it myself."
I smiled and said, it turns out that the main reason he came to me was to say this.
"You really don't mind?"
"Don't mind."
"Well, I won't do weird things to my junior's clothes. Please trust me, haha."
Senior Wang Licha scratched the back of his head and said with a blushing smile.
"I know...."
"Well, the laundry will be done in a few days, and I will deliver it to you."
Senior Wang Licha said with a sunny smile, and I nodded.
"Then, I'll leave first."
"Bye-Bye."
As we neared Building 4 of the International Department, we ended our conversation and the senior began to run back.
By the way, he is really a serious person. If he didn’t mention it, I would almost forget about this dress.
However, if you think about it, I haven't paid it back for two weeks. The senior may have forgotten it because of his busy schedule.
Well, after the flag-raising ceremony on the first day, I was talked to by the student council president and the top seniors in the division. I felt that it was going to be a busy week.
Chapter completed!