When a man sits with a beautiful woman for an hour, it feels like only one minute has passed, but when the man sits on the stove for a minute, it feels like an hour has passed - this interesting example is similar to Albert Einstein's

The theory of relativity is not directly related, but it allows us to understand it better.

But at this time, even though I am with five beautiful girls, my days are like years——

"Hoho - I'm a perverted prince - my biggest hobby every day is to go out on the street and tease women!"

On a certain street in Yangyue Provincial Botanical Garden - I shouted without restraint.

Some of the people around me looked at me with interesting eyes, as if I were looking at an idiot, while others looked at me with contempt. The adults also covered the children's eyes.

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Am I so wretched... As for you guys?

At this moment, I am wearing the clothes of a cospaly prince, a silver wig, and a sword across my waist. I should be said to be handsome and handsome - but what is going on in this miserable situation now!?

Psychological Research Department - The club I established will have a club drama competition next week. We have rehearsed many times in club activity classes before, and today, we used the weekend time to rehearse for the first time.

Regarding the rehearsal location, Yangyue Provincial Botanical Garden was chosen.

This is a place where people come and go, uh uh, and my lines are probably the most obscene!

Although the forbidden plots such as ** and NTR have been removed, my character design cannot be changed - it is still a lewd, obscene, evil perverted prince.

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I loudly shouted out the declaration of teasing women - taking arrogant steps, and then gave way to the center of the field -

The scene changes - next, Tokitsuki-senpai - the queen, who is sitting on the throne, announces to me that she has chosen a marriage for me.

Senior Sister Tokiyue did not wear a black silk high-heeled short skirt and fallen angel wings as originally planned. Instead, she restrained herself a little and wore a long black skirt. However, the upper body was slightly lower, and the senior sister's snow-white color could be faintly seen.

of Twin Peaks.

She smiled slightly and said: "My child, I want to choose a bride for you."

This line is normal and makes me a little uncomfortable - I remember the original sentence is: "My child, you don't have to be my slave anymore."

By the way, I don’t know how many times I rehearsed before the senior sister gradually adapted to the role of the ordinary queen. If the original lines were followed, the principal and other judges would look pale and embarrassed...

"Sigh... What should I do? If I have a wife, I can't go out on the street and molest women all day long..."

After I said another line that made everyone despise me, I finally left the stage.

Ahhh - I am giving my best to the performance! For the honor of the club, I even lost all my face...

I remember when I first started rehearsing, I was criticized by everyone for being too formal in my facial expressions and stiff in my movements. After I got home, I looked in the mirror and danced with a sad smile. The maid at home, Grandma Wang, thought I had been stimulated in some way...

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In short - let's finish the rehearsal quickly and perfectly. This is a public place after all.

As I thought about it, the Demon King, the Princess, and the Dango Miko also appeared one by one.

I have to say that everyone looks really cute and beautiful after putting on their cospaly costumes.

Alice can be said to be acting in her true colors. She did not wear a wig or makeup. She just changed into a white dress as pure as snow. The floral dress fluttered in the wind. Alice's slender calves were looming under the skirt, and the wind outlined her.

Her slender and light body... her blond hair like a galaxy, her unearthly light blue eyes - make people feel that she is more like a goddess who accidentally entered the mortal world than a demon king.

And my sister is also very cute. She appears as a pink Lolita. Her silver hair hanging down to her waist highlights her white and delicate skin. Her smart eyes are matched with red lips. She has a beautiful appearance and a noble temperament.

Sure enough, my sister Ling is the most suitable to play the princess.

As for the school beauty Maomao, I feel she is super cute - short cherry-pink hair, white cat ears, purple miko uniform, and this slightly forbidden miko uniform, which highlights her curvy figure to the fullest.

"Well, everyone's costumes are really eye-catching."

I was taking a break in the audience and said to Tokiyue-senpai.

"Well, but this is the only way to catch their attention. Well - making good use of the beauty resources of these societies is also a skill, junior?" Senior Sister Shiyue smiled brightly, rarely like a senior, and took pictures

He patted me on the shoulder and said.

The clothes were rented by the senior sister, so she must be very proud that she took advantage of the resources of beautiful women.

But by the way, senior sister, you are a huge beauty resource yourself.

I muttered in my mind, and then it was finally my turn to play again.

Slowly walked onto the stage - the first to appear were the devil and the princess, and it was also my dance with them.

My cerebellum is naturally underdeveloped, so this dance took several nights of hard work to complete.

Only now can I finally keep up with Alice and Ling's dance steps and finish the dance smoothly.

After dancing this dance, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and thought in my mind - Cinderella is about to appear.

This work has many highlights, including the advertisement for the blond transfer student Lolita, and even the school's beautiful cat and the beautiful president - but the highlight that made the audience shine the most is him - Liuli.

Liuli wore a light blue dress, gorgeous crystal shoes, and a slim waist...with black hair and black eyes, there was a hint of heroism unique to boys written on the face of a cute and cute girl.

"You must be God Ji - I want you to marry me."

Liuli walked into me gracefully, slightly raising her eyes——

It feels like you are very close to me - at this time, the distance between my nose and the tip of his nose is only three or four inches, and I can feel his sweet breath, the girl's unique body fragrance and smart eyes, uh

, Lord Kami, is Liuli really a boy? It can’t be a boy, right!?

I sighed secretly in my mind and continued my lines.

"Would you like to dance with me?"

I said gracefully and stretched out my hand. Liuli paused for a moment, nodded, and clasped my fingertips, and then our hands held each other——

Feeling the softness and warmth in my hands, I recalled the lines, tapped my toes - and started dancing.

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After the dance - finally, the final, decisive plot.

Of course, this is also the scenario I least want to face...

The plot at this time - I met Liuli in the arena, regardless of his origin, removed the bloody blade from his hand, and proposed to him -

"My love, please marry me——!

I knelt down on one knee, picked up Liuli's hands, and kissed them gently.

The delicate and smooth touch is against my lips, and I can feel Liuli's delicate body. She is also trembling slightly at this time. It's time for the final part of the acting. Liuli, hold on.

I have to say that this part has the highest failure rate. We have only succeeded once or twice so far. The reason for failure is sometimes due to minor accidents, but fundamentally speaking, it is because this part is too embarrassing and we cannot let go.

"Um--"

Liuli nodded and said, leaning down slightly, the key point——

The senior sister said that if you put your lips as close as possible and lean toward the audience, it will be fine.

Well, I can handle it.

Although this is a public place, it is still acting, Ji Shen!

Although the guy in front of me is a boy, others don’t know it, Ji Shen!

I encouraged myself from the bottom of my heart, stood up slightly, and the distance between me and Liuli continued to shrink——

Our lips gradually came closer, we looked at each other, our faces turned red——

It's - it's close!

"Mom, look what that big brother and sister are doing!?"

Well!?

At this time, I was startled. The little loli who passed by the road pointed at us and shouted, which almost made me kiss Liuli accidentally - little sister, please don't complain so loudly. It scared my brother and I almost gave up my first kiss.

Gave it to a boy...

"Children, don't watch this."

The instigator - the mother of the little loli on the roadside finally came over, looked at us with a strange look - and took away her child.

Hey, hey, please don't do this, it will make me very sad.

Well, this rehearsal ended with a failure in the kissing scene rehearsal. Does it mean that during the competition, the kissing scene really has to be left to fate...

——However, if I want to talk about my current feelings——
Chapter completed!