[26] Eunuch Qiu's Talent Show
I didn't sleep well that night in the Honolulu Royal Clan Tournament.
Because, even in Hawaii, I met him.
.........
"The flowers and birds in the harem in the Great Experimental Harem, don't you choose a concubine for the emperor? What's the cost of land coming to the West?"
After teasing the American boy, Qiu Qianren met me and asked with a very disgusting expression.
".........This is my line... Qiu Qianren, why are you doing in Hawaii?"
I asked looking at him.
"Hahaha, ignorant Xiao Ji, it's obvious that I'm here to participate in the Queen's Hula Dance Competition here."
He told me this, and then showed me his fat meat and twisted his bucket waist.
“…”
I originally said that I didn't want to see the Queen Hula Dance Competition again.
But Ling and Maomao were looking forward to this competition, so they took me to go together.
I was in the audience, watching the contestants perform on stage.
Some performances are really good, and they can be said to be truly performing Hawaiian hushang dance as art. The shaking waist and flying grass skirts interpret Hawaiian's passionate style and unique exotic style.
Although the aunts and aunts were not slender, they were still dancing enthusiastically, which was worthy of our admiration.
Occasionally, men like uncles and young men come on stage, but they will also receive encouragement and applause from many people. Their hula dance is different from the female hula dance, and it is more strong and unrestrained.
After watching many wonderful performances, I finally saw the performance I least want to see.
Qiu Qianren came on stage.
He exposed his upper body, revealing his slightly tanned yellow skin, and his fat piled up on his waist, his belly, and his arms were tattooed with strange tattoos.
His head was filled with many feathers, and his face was covered with strange patterns.
Swaying, he walked onto the stage, then held the microphone, took a deep breath, and started to speak:
He spoke in English, and because of the length, I automatically envisioned what he said in Chinese.
"Hi, everyone, hello, lady in the stand on the left, hello, lady in the stand on the right!"
He first greeted everyone warmly, of course mainly the lady who greeted him.
"Smack and fuck" -"
There were sparse applause in the venue.
"My name is Qiu Qianren...from a remote rural area in Greater China."
Qiu Qianren bowed politely and said to the judges and audiences below.
Your sister! Qiu Qianren, you are not from the countryside at all, are you!
I said this in my heart, but I didn't want to reveal his true feelings and continue to watch.
"My grandfather has a dream: his dream is to come to Hawaii to dance hula dance. Unfortunately, when he was practicing hula dance in the rain, he was paralyzed by lightning... Afterwards, he told me that he must inherit his dream no matter what, and dreams are great."
Qiu Qian said sincerely to the judges and audiences below.
Hello, Qiu Qianren, isn’t your grandfather still very healthy? Don’t slander your grandfather!
The judges in the audience should not be moved by his sensational script that he saw was just a sensational script.
I glanced at the judges in the audience.
Ah?
Those fat Americans - they started to take out toilet paper to wipe their tears!
"This classmate...is so pitiful."
The school beauty of Maomao was already filled with tears at this time, her eyes were slightly red, she covered her hands on her chest, and looked at Qiu Qianren sympathetically.
“……”
Cat, have you never seen him in the province experiment?
Don’t this guy go to your head teacher to hold his arms every day? Why don’t you remember him~! This guy is the shabby Qiu Qianren, don’t believe him so easily!
I said sadly in my heart, "Oh, it would be bad if the cat is deceived by some bad guy in the future."
"What is he doing..."
"Isn't this Brother Xiao Qiu..."
"Uh, I have some impression. Isn't this a classmate shaving leg hair?"
Ling, Alice and Xue Yuehua still know Qiu Qianren. They watched Qiu Qianren speechlessly on the stage-
——"For my grandfather's dream, I chose to temporarily leave school, work around the city, wash dishes for others, and post small advertisements. However, when I get out of my spare time, I will walk to the city subway station to perform hula dance. Passers-by disdain for my hula dance, but for my grandfather's dream, I continued to dance, making money and making enough money to reach Hawaii..."
Qiu Qianren was still talking nonsense. The judges and the audience had already finished crying a piece of toilet paper, and the school beauties of Maomao also began to wipe their tears with handkerchiefs.
——"Now, I finally stand on the land of Hawaii, for my grandfather's dream! I will perform in the future - I don't have a plane ticket to go back, but I believe I will definitely win this performance and get a lot of money to return home... If possible - I want to cure, good, grandfather, grandfather, and paralysis!"
Qiu Qianren said word by word, and then tears flowed out of his eyes.
"Smack and fuck" -"
The audience burst into applause. Before he could perform, sobs and encouragement sounded in the crowd. The judges were already crying...
Then, Qiu Qianren waved his tears and twisted his tattooed bucket waist... and jumped out of the stage with his hushang dance that seemed like a cult ritual.
(You are the champion!)
The audience and judges in the audience, no matter how Qiu Qianren danced, stood up and applauded loudly, and tears flowed.
"ok...ok..."
A respected old lady stood up in the judges' seat and signaled everyone to be quiet. Then, she picked up the microphone and asked Qiu Qianren:
"May I ask, this classmate, do you think your grandfather will be proud of you? Do you regret taking the path of hula dancing?"
The judges Hongliang's voices were all over the audience, asking Qiu Qianren.
"Because... I believe my grandfather will be proud of me, so--I don't regret it."
Qiu Qianren's tears flowed out again, and he said passionately with his belly full of tattoos.
"Smack and fuck" -"
Qiu Qianren finished his last words, and the audience once again made a shocking sound. Even the little boy who was teased by him yesterday applauded him with tears in his eyes.
.........
I was stunned.
What's going on with this inexplicable visual sense?
Why do you feel like this scene is like my country’s [a certain talent show] or [a certain good voice]!
Chapter completed!