【29】In the final analysis, it was Newton's fault(1/2)
"It's all your fault, okay! Why did you push that thing down!!"
In our Class 24, Jiang Junta angrily yelled at Cheng Tianbo——
"I didn't push it just because I wanted to push it! It was too hot at the time, okay?"
"It's so noisy, aren't you the commander!?"
The two of them were arguing loudly, and I looked on helplessly, too lazy to complain.
"Damn it - you guy! My biggest secret is all on the line!"
Jiang Junta seemed to be irritated by Cheng Tianbo's sophistry, and punched Cheng Tianbo directly——
"Me too! What's more important is Setsutsuka-sama and the others' secrets!"
Cheng Tianbo roared and punched Jiang Junta.
The two of them hit each other in the face awkwardly at the same time, looking at each other fiercely.
"..."
As I turned my pen, I felt a little less disappointed, but these two guys still value the results so much.
Ahem.
Maybe you can roughly guess something from their conversation, yes, our Class 24 is in the Holy Grail Battle in the Snow——
——Lost.
In fact, from a process perspective, we were almost completely victorious. Just before losing, Liu Tuan, the squad leader of Class 23, was still begging for mercy with snot in his nose and tears in his eyes.
But if you lose, you lose.
In the final analysis, it is not Cheng Tianbo's fault, nor is it Jiang Junta's fault.
It's Newton's fault.
…
[Let the time go back to twenty minutes ago]
Our Class 24 is unstoppable, and there are signs of victory.
A dozen or so mighty warriors stood in front of the bunker of Class 23. Some of them were stunned, some collapsed, and some even defected to our camp.
The temptation of Rifan was severely defeated by the power of justice.
"Damn it...are we really going to lose this time?"
Liu Shoun clenched his fists and looked at us unwillingly.
"You place too much emphasis on results, but you neglect the most important things."
Cheng Tianbo said to Liu Tuan coldly, like a judge.
"What's important?"
"That thing - is the dream of the warriors of love."
Chengtian Bo paused and continued:
"You and I are similar. We both suffered setbacks on the journey of love..."
Cheng Tianbo said sadly and stretched out his hand towards Liu Tuan.
"However, you and I are also different. I am just disappointed, but not desperate... Brother, don't indulge in the world of Lifan - please believe: there is hope in the real world - in the afternoon, let's go with the beautiful woman
Let’s strike up a conversation!”
Cheng Tianbo knelt down slightly and stretched out his warm hands.
"Woo... I was wrong."
Liu Tuan's nose was full of tears and his nose was full of tears. Just like the last posture of the person pointed out as a prisoner in Conan, he squatted on the ground and cried helplessly.
The game is over.
This game is a complete victory for our Class 24.
"Okay - let's knock down this bunker of Class 23 together - as a souvenir of victory!"
Cheng Tianbo suggested, raising his arms high.
"Well, that's not bad."
Jiang Junta nodded, if the bunker of Class 23 is knocked down, it will prove our victory.
"Everyone gathered in front of this bunker, I said, three two one, push it together."
Cheng Tianbo said, and then walked to the bunker first.
The bunker of Class 23 is very similar to ours. Rather than a bunker, it would be more appropriate to call it a wall. It is about three meters wide, but the height of this bunker is higher than our bunker, which is two meters high. Just now Liu
If you want to talk, you have to walk out from the side of the bunker and say it.
"Well, let's work together."
"Haha, I'm finally going to win."
Jiang Junta and several classmates said with smiles.
"Okay - three - two - one -"
Cheng Tianbo shouted the command, and I pressed my body against the two-meter-high giant snow wall.
"push!"
Cheng Tianbo shouted, and at this time, all of us were stunned.
"Hey, wait a minute!"
The snow wall is falling towards us again...
Only then did I notice that this battlefield-like football field had a slight slope. Moreover, Class 23 changed the terrain during the process of fetching snow, making the slope even steeper.
And I unfortunately discovered that the snow wall was above us and we were below.
Unfortunately, we found that there were some problems with the construction of this snow wall, and it was top-heavy.
so--
"Holy shit!"
Cheng Tianbo couldn't help but curse.
"beringdamage!"
"whatthehell!?"
We suddenly panicked, and the gravity of the wall instantly pressed down on us.
"Everyone, retreat quickly!"
Cheng Tianbo shouted, but it was of no avail. Just as he turned back, the wall made of snow had quickly pressed down——
"Uhhhhhh-"
"No--"
Then, I heard everyone's screams and the sound of the ice and snow breaking.
Then, in front of me were people running and trying to escape, and a wall of snow that was rapidly pressing down.
Then... that was five or six seconds later.
The entire arena rang with a thundering bell that represented "disqualification"——
"--Why--"
Everyone in Class 24 poked their heads out of the snow and screamed sadly——
Newton proposed Newton's third law (forces act reciprocally) and deduced the theory that the synthesis of forces is related to angles - and this theory severely shattered our justice.
No one in Class 24 was spared from this avalanche.
Class 23 behind the wall survived.
Yes, we, Class 24, lost to Newton.
…
And with this scene in front of me——
"Jiang Junta, why the hell didn't you take command if you didn't accept it?"
Cheng Tianbo pressed Jiang Junta under him and yelled at him viciously, as if he had lost a tyrannosaurus.
"I'm so stupid for believing you!"
Jiang Junta reversed the situation, pushed Cheng Tianbo away, and angrily sat on top of him again.
I covered my face and looked speechless as the two men exchanged rides.
When I first learned about the result of our nonsensical failure, I was a little disappointed, but now I feel better.
To be continued...