Chapter 6 Peeing Pants
After about an hour, Lan Haochen almost fell asleep on the bed, and then he heard the bathroom door open, and then heard Ouyang Qingqing walking back to the room lightly. Lan Haochen got up from the bed and walked into the bathroom. Suddenly he remembered that he had not taken the hair wash cream, so he opened the door and planned to go back to get the hair wash cream.
As soon as the door was opened, Lan Haochen felt a fragrant wind blowing. He instinctively thought about it and took a step back, but the water everywhere on the ground was so slippery. In addition, the impact of the fragrant wind hit the two of them and fell to the ground with a bang. Lan Haochen only felt a soft and elastic body pressing down on him, and his face was covered by something, a little furry and a little wet. Lan Haochen sniffed hard and sniffed a smell that was indecipherable but could arouse the most primitive impulse!
"Ah! It hurts so much! You don't have eyes when you walk!" Ouyang Qingqing, who was sitting on Lan Haochen's face, complained. Suddenly, she felt a sense of heat in her lower body and teased her the most sensitive part. She stood up and ran back to the bedroom with screaming.
The moment he got up, Lan Haochen felt something hot in his nose flowing out, "It's pink! Is there such a pure color in this world!"
Lan Haochen felt that the fire in his body was about to burst out, so he stood up and took a cold shower, forgetting about the hair wash cream. At this time, the bathroom door pounded again, "You come out quickly! I want to go to the bathroom!"
After Ouyang Qingqing ran back to the bedroom, her face turned red like ripe tomatoes. She was naturally sensitive and some places were untouchable to others. She rarely even had intimate fights with her best friend. She opened her mouth and gasped for a few times before the heat became more and more intense. Suddenly, she remembered that she was going to the toilet. She forgot just now. At this moment, she felt that she was getting more and more urged to pee.
"Hurry up and open the door! Hurry up!" Ouyang Qingqing knocked on the door, and Lan Haochen had no choice but to turn off the faucet helplessly, wiped it for a while and was about to come out.
Suddenly he found that the knock outside was stopped, and there was no movement. When he opened the door, Lan Haochen found that the girl's charming big eyes were covered with mist, the long legs under the bathrobe were tightly tied together, and there was a pool of water stains under her fair jade feet. The girl was wet her pants! Lan Haochen held back and refused to let him laugh, and turned around and walked into his small bedroom as if he hadn't seen it. Ouyang Qingqing looked at Lan Haochen's disappearing back with a sad face and rushed into the bathroom.
Lan Haochen lay on the bed and covered his head with Xia Liang quilt and laughed. He laughed for a full minute before lifting the quilt and gasping, listening to the sound of water next door and saying to himself, "Retribution! Retribution! Hahaha!"
Half an hour later, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped again, and then there was a "bang" sound of closing the door. Lan Haochen thought that this girl might have been offended by him.
Thinking of the murderous intent in the daytime, Lan Haochen clenched his fists tightly, and the blue veins on his forehead burst out. For a moment, the murderous intent filled the entire bedroom. Lan Haochen gasped for a while before calming down the strong murderous intent. He hesitated with the phone beside him, and dialed a string of phone numbers that had been hidden deep in his memory.
In a room in the British Royal Palace, a blonde and blue-eyed British beauty in sexy pajamas was curled up on a chair, her big watery eyes staring at the computer screen. There was a slightly blurry video on the screen. The background seemed to be a high-end office building somewhere, and the ground was covered with bright red carpets. Suddenly, a door in the originally calm picture was broken, and a man in a suit broke through the door and fell heavily on the wall. Then a young man with his head down came out. The video could not see the appearance of the young man.
The young man hesitated to look at the person who was lying on the ground and vomiting blood, and rushed to the corner of the stairs. At this time, several people in suits and stunning bodies heard the sound and took out their pistols from their arms and rushed up the stairs. Soon, they fought fiercely. The young man seemed to have calculated the speed and strength of his sprint, flew towards the stairs and knocked the person in front with a punch, then turned around in the air, kicked the second person's neck, and the third person instinctively raised his gun and shot the person in the air. The young man in the air seemed to have expected the route of the other party's shooting, and punched the wall to move his body in the air horizontally to avoid the shot aiming at the head.
Then the young man landed on the stairs and rushed to the third person and hit the other person's stomach. The third person flew out and hit the person behind him. The young man grabbed the stairs and jumped down. The height of the third floor was nothing to a top killer.
When the young man landed in the hall, he rolled behind the pillar on one side, and there were several bangs of gunshots, and the bullet hit the ground and sparked dazzling sparks. Then in the video, more people in black suits appeared, some holding police batons and some holding pistols surrounded the pillar.
When the first person rushed over with a gun, a black shadow flashed over. Before the person holding the gun could react, the black shadow hit a hole between his waist and abdomen and fainted on the ground. The sudden attack surrounded the people could not make a correct judgment at all. The young man rushed into the crowd like a wolf entering a flock of sheep, and people kept falling down. Although the video was a bit blurry, it was not difficult to see that the young man's attack on everyone was effective in one blow, and anyone he touched fell to the ground.
As the fight in the video became more and more intense, the beautiful woman who watched the video was also more and more excited. She gradually stretched her jade hand to the vacuum area below and stroked it. Gradually, the sound of the silence came from the room.
Just when the beauty's feeling was about to sublimate, the phone icon rang on the computer, and the phone ringtone came from the speaker. The beauty excitedly clicked on the phone and said excitedly, "Hey, my knight, is it you? I knew you must be alive. Oh my God, you actually remembered to contact your dear Julia."
Lan Haochen on the other end of the phone looked at the British beauty wearing transparent pajamas on the phone with her legs in m-shaped hands and blocked her key parts, and almost fell to the ground. "Julia! Can you put on your clothes!"
Julia giggled and said, "Dear Knight, you interrupted my **, you have to be with me!"
"Damn it! You're actually wei! I'll call you later!"
"Wait, wait! Dear, say you miss me! Hurry!"
Julia had no intention of restraining her fingers, her face moved very exaggeratedly, and Lan Haochen replied helplessly, "Don't say it!"
"No, my dear, if you don't say it, I won't help you!" This smart woman knew that Lan Haochen was asking her for something, and actually threatened herself.
Lan Haochen held it in for a long time before saying muffled, "I miss you! Julia Heckley!"
"Oh! I bought the cake!..." After a loud voice came from the phone, the beauty's breathing sound was heard. Lan Haochen looked at the woman on the video helplessly. Who would believe that she was the second princess of the British royal family? She actually defended herself in front of someone she had never met! This woman's damn hobbies! The main reason is that Lan Haochen's just calmed down in his heart was hooked out again, and he couldn't vent his anger. Isn't this cheating father?
"Oh, huh, I haven't been so excited for a long time. Thank you, my dear, the video you had at Zhongyang Guard Bureau was so handsome. Unfortunately, only those in the room, the group of bodyguards were simply vulnerable in front of you."
Hearing Julia's praise, Lan Haochen shook his head with a wry smile. If he hadn't been able to prick the needle of the hole, he would never have walked out there alively. After escaping, he lay under the bridge hole like a dead dog for at least a week, occasionally catching a passing raw fish to eat at least not starving to death.
"I didn't expect you to get this video."
"Of course, I happened to be on a tour of the China Security Center that day. Oh my dear, don't worry, I was just curious to go and check it out. I absolutely didn't touch the confidential information. I just happened to intercept this video. You are so handsome, you deserve to be the man who conquered me!"
"When will I conquer you?" Lan Haochen said depressedly.
"Just just now, you sent me to ** with just one word. How great you are! What does China say? If you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her yin's yin's yin! You have done it!"
"Damn!**! It is your own finger that conquered you! It has nothing to do with me! Are you the biological daughter of Queen Elizabeth!"
"Hehe, don't be angry with my knight. As long as you want little Julia's body, little Julia can dedicate it to you at any time. As for the woman Elizabeth, she never admits that I am her daughter. I don't let me do all the work I show up, I just let me help her do some disgraceful things secretly!"
Lan Haochen thought it wasn't because of your broken mouth and no ladylike image! "Okay, I'm asking you for help. Please help me check the shady killers in China. This shouldn't be difficult for you, right?"
"Oh dear, your computer level is still far above me. Why don't you do it yourself? Oh no, I'll do it. This is the sacred mission assigned to me by my knight. I will definitely complete it well. Wait for me for 2 minutes!"
Lan Haochen was also very depressed. He was indeed able to check it himself, but I will tell you if I can’t afford to buy a computer that is poor now! Even if I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it! In China, money is not omnipotent, and it’s absolutely impossible to have no money!
When Julia pulled out her little hand and pressed it on the keyboard, Lan Haochen had a nosebleed again! Pink! I saw it for the second time today, Lan Haochen felt that she was about to go crazy!! It can only be seen but not used! And this girl doesn’t wipe her hands! Damn it!
No wonder it was said on the Internet that an otaku shook hands with a otaku girl. A month later, the otaku girl told her that she was pregnant! Lan Haochen thought that these were all cheating, but it turned out that reality does exist!
More than a minute later, Julia said, "There are 5 people and two A-level killers, codenamed Ghost and Nun, and three B-level killers..."
"Okay, I understand, thank you." Lan Haochen wanted to hang up the phone quickly because his lower body was as hard as steel.
"Wait, my dear, it's good to know that you're fine. I'll go to China to find you in a few days! It's useless!" Julia said that, and she flew into the camera and hung up the phone first.
Lan Haochen sighed as he looked at the high-rise underwear. It seemed that he could only talk to the fifth girl...
Chapter completed!