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"Then Sister Lin (the name is gradually intimate) you can go a little further, don't let the sludge smear your clothes!" Lu Bu was happy. He finally had a chance to show his performance in front of the beauty. Although Lu Bu had never done this job of digging a pit, it seemed that it was just a job of strength and should not have much technical content. Lu Bu himself had amazing magical power, so of course it was no problem.
Lengthen the Red Rabbit Horse to the distance, Lu Bu took a deep breath, tied his clothes and tied his laces, and tidied Chen Lisuo all over his body, then reached out to pick up his Fang Tianhua halberd, held it in his hand and weighed it, and said in his heart, "The big halberd, the big halberd, you and me have been there for many years. You usually drink the blood of heroes and kill millions of troops. Today, you should show your face in front of the beauty and dig a hole...
... When Fang came outside the door, Lu Bu frowned because he clearly heard the earnest crying sounds in the room, and the sound was like his own sister Lin.
It was Daiyu who cried in the room. Because of the bickering with Baoyu, Daiyu couldn't help but feel sad from her heart, her nose felt sour, and she cried out loud. Anyway, his tears were convenient, and the little woman was angry and had no other way to vent her apathy except crying.
When she cried, Baoyu's little temper also came up. He said in his heart, it's really hard to coax you. People in the family coax me. I am the young master. Why do you have to follow you? In the Jia family, I am the heart of an old lady, the treasures of all beauties, and the special guardians are the characters who play with me?
So Baoyu took out his killer move and his signature move: smash Baoyu! Unlock the spiritual jade on his neck and smashed it on the ground, and he muttered it: "First, come again, see if you break it, I don't believe it, I can't scare you..."
Anyway, he has smashed this game so many times. I know that the quality of this product is quite good, strong and tough. Such small-scale fights will not cause any quality problems. Besides, such expensive game is generally a lifetime warranty. If it is broken, let the manufacturer repair it or simply replace it with a new one.
How did Baoyu know this? Then the specific reason is not clear, but it must be inseparable from Yan Ruyu.
...Shu Cheng... "All right, show me the post." Shu Cheng couldn't say anything else to the pig head, so he reached out to take the post handed over by Li Kui. He saw that there was indeed a line of words written on it: "I heard that Li Kui is really simple, so I sincerely invite the Black Tornado to visit our mansion and drink freely. The shrimps in front of the tent will go to invite them to lead the way. The Dragon King of the East China Sea is here."
As a result, the shrimp that led the way was eaten by Li Kui, but this guy ran around to look for the East China Sea. What's the matter with him? Suddenly Shucheng's mind changed, and the description of Liwei Xiaobao's dream of going to the Dragon Palace to gamble in the Dragon Palace. I really didn't expect that now, this is really true, and it really fits the saying, "Who dares to think, there are those who dare to do it."
Since Wei Xiaobao can win big and special in the Dragon Palace, he has also seen many movies in the series of Gambling Kings and Gods. Winning these guys should be no problem, so if he...
Li Kui was so oppressed by Ao Guang's momentum that he couldn't even say anything, so he had to lit his big head desperately. Although he was a rough man, he was not a fool. Moreover, his brother Song Jiang warned him more than once: he would get off when he could get off when he could get off when he could get off when he could get off when he could get off when he could get off when he was, pretended to be a grandson.
这是宋江在勾引潘金莲未遂反而被潘金莲的情人猪八戒胖揍一顿后总结出的经验,把他传授给了自己最好的兄弟并语重心长的说:“铁牛啊,这世道现在不安全啊,兵荒马乱的,而且什么牛鬼蛇神都出来了,不是过去我们梁山一枝独秀的时候了,所以我们也得顺应时代潮流啊,得学会装孙子.个人英雄主义千万要不得,那样会害死人滴.”
Song Jiang was indeed inspired because he was not the last moment when Zhu Bajie raised his nine-toothed rake and knelt on the ground and called his grandfather and pretended to be a grandson. Song Jiang was no longer Song Jiang, and everyone had already finished sending him to him.
When Song Jiang was telling Li Kui these words, he was already studying Zhuangzi and grandson hard, and accumulating some theoretical foundation for his great cause of pretending to be a grandson in the future. Wu Yong is worthy of being Zhiduoxing, and his vision is farther than Song Jiang. He suggested that Song Jiang have to read one more book - I'm!
According to his words, our future development direction will be in these books, which is "pretending to be a grandson"! Song Jiang deeply agreed and accepted it happily. As a result, on Song Jiang's bookshelf, these three books occupy the front row - Laozi, Zhuangzi, and grandson! Song Jiang's abbreviation of these books is Laozi and Zhuangzi's grandson!
In the golden house, Shu Cheng lay depressedly on his bed, and his whole body was still sore. Yes, no matter who it is, he was beaten up by Zhang Fei and Li Kui, and the consequences would not be very comfortable.
Looking back on the experience of the Dragon Palace, Shu Cheng still feels a little unbearable to look back on the past. At that time, after winning tens of millions of silver and jewelry, Shu Cheng kindly returned Li Kui's axe and Zhang Fei's spear to others, and he also paid back the debt for Li Kui in a very powerful way, allowing Li Kui to escape the tragic fate of working as a coolie in the Dragon Palace for the rest of his life.
Then he gave the three people who lost all the money to travel expenses of 50,000 taels of silver to each. Zhang Fei and Li Kui were nothing, but Xue Pan, who seemed very honest, stopped doing it because it seemed that Shu Cheng could bully him. At first, he thought he and Li Kui were in the same group, so Xue Pan was quite polite, but now he found that it seemed that the two people were not very familiar with each other.
Xue Pan shouted, thinking that Shu Cheng was not a world of martial arts, and if he won so much money, he would give them 50,000 taels each? That was simply insulting Xue Pan's personality, so...
So Xue Pan strongly requested that Shu Cheng should insult him at least ten times, twenty times...
Shu Cheng's appearance after "plastic surgery" has undergone a radical change. Her skin is much darker than before, and her figure is also taller. Her body, which originally looked a little weak, now has become majestic, with wide chest, thin waist and long legs, her face lengthening, thick eyebrows and small eyes, and a straight nose bridge, but her mouth shape is larger than before, and her face is full of beards and stubble. The weak image of the past no longer exists, and is replaced by a strong masculine scent.
Shu Cheng was very satisfied with his image, which was his dream image. With a 70-tenth appearance and a 100-tenth figure, men should be like this. Such men should be more attractive to women than those butterfly boys.
After not seeing myself become like this, Yan Ruyu's eyes changed a little when she looked at her? Well! She felt quite good.
Shu Cheng also made a setting for his identity, that is, from now on, Shu Cheng is no longer the original Shu Cheng. He is a young man from a noble family who travels around the world, and he is a talented and a half-six-dollar and more than five cars. He has the ability to know for a thousand years and eight hundred years...
After hearing Shu Cheng's setting this, Yan Ruyu almost vomited, but after thinking about it carefully, this guy was really not bragging. With the knowledge and knowledge in his current belly, he really dared to say that he was well-versed in the past and the present, especially in this world, this guy's knowledge is unattainable. It is enough to go out and hide people.
Finally, Shu Cheng felt that he had to change his name to a louder name. The names of those great scholars in history were good, such as Li Bai, Su Dongpo, Zhuge Liang... The name of Liangshan's military advisor was not very good, Wu Yong! Although the nickname is good, it is still not very good when it is connected together. "Zhiduoxing Wu Yong" is still useless. Isn't there an old saying, "I am not afraid of having a wrong life, but I am afraid of being a wrong name. Like my current name, Shu Cheng Shu Cheng's chanting a little out of tune is a bookworm...
After pondering for a long time, he gathered his thoughts with the beautiful Yan, and finally a loud name "Dansheng" in this world of books, Shu Ying! This name is said to be very particular. First of all, it is the homonym of winning and losing. In fact, the most important point is the homonym of winning and winning, which is to win the final victory in this world of books. A good omen is given.
And Shu Cheng also has a good impression of creatures like eagles. He likes the kind of elegance and unruly soaring around the world and fighting in the sky. Shu Ying, the eagle that stretches its wings... And Yan Ruyu is Shu Cheng, by the way, she has to call Shu Ying in the future. When YY came here, she interrupted and said, "Oh, are the eagles flying in the sky all male? There is no female eagle?"
Shu Ying was angry about it... Thinking of his name, it can also be explained as a female bird with wings spreading...
He waved his hand and made a stance to stop the sound. He went straight to the main entrance of the building. Wu Song put his ear on the door and listened for a while. He reached out and pulled out the sharp knives from his belt, gently inserted it into the crack of the door, and slowly turned his wrists. A series of movements were quick and skillful, and Shu Ying admired him. He saw that he was a master. He was really puzzled how Wu Song practiced, but then he thought of Wu Song's profession... a professional master!
The heavy door was gently pushed down by Wu Song, and opened it twistily. Without saying a word, Wu Song walked inside. The three guys behind quickly followed. Shu Ying had already put his whistle in his mouth. The past was unbearable to look back on, so he was still prepared for the future.
With a loud bang, Wu Song had already kicked open the door of a room on the second floor, and then he heard a woman's cry from inside, and then he had no rebirth.
Wu Song's body was blocked directly at the door, and his wide body blocked the door tightly, so that the people standing behind him could not see anything except a wide backbone.
"Let's look, I'll look..." Wu Dalang shouted, while crawling behind Wu Song from under Piao Zhengwai and Shu Ying's arms, pulling Wu Song to the side. Wu Song had no choice but to flash aside, giving up a little gap so that Wu Da's head could just crawl in, and also let Shu Ying behind him see the situation inside the room from above Wu Da's head.
Wu Da and Shu Ying looked into the room and were a little stunned. No wonder Wu Song was blocking the front without saying a word. The current formation really made Wu Song unable to speak. He saw a small table in the room with wine, food, cups and chopsticks, and two chairs next to the table. However, one chair is empty now, and on another chair, there is a slightly dark-faced man sitting.
He had thick eyebrows and round eyes, big ears, and a bit of the style of Emperor Liu Bei's big ears and shoulders. He had a high nose bridge and big nostrils, and a big mouth fork. He couldn't say it was good-looking, but he looked like a kind of mighty spirit. Now the light in his eyes was staring at Wu Song's face, facing Wu Song's eyes.
Even Shu Ying, who was standing behind Wu Song, could feel the domineering aura that this guy showed. It is conceivable that Wu Song's feelings are definitely under a lot of pressure.
Wu Da didn't care about this. His eyes only saw one thing, that is, his wife Pan Jinlian was wearing disheveled clothes and was holding the strong man's neck, sitting on the guy's lap, looking at the crowd of people squeezing at the door with no fear and shy expression in his eyes. On the contrary, there was indeed a kind of disdain and pity in the eyes of the beautiful Pan.
"Slutty, you..." Wu Da shouted loudly, but before he finished speaking, the strong man's eyes immediately stared at Wu Da's eyes. A chill of his brain came from the bottom of his heart, and the pressure that made people breathless made Wu Da involuntarily close his mouth. The strong man's eyes and the aura emitted all over his body were too terrible. Wu Da instinctively felt cold in his heart and tremble.
After a long time, except for the low-key discussion below, no one stood up and talked. Seeing that it was not a problem, Wu Yong and Song Jiang exchanged glances and nodded slightly. Wu Yong wanted to stand up as soon as he moved his body, but beyond his expectations, there was another one who was faster than him, Gongsun Sheng stood up first.
"Brothers, listen to me!" Gongsun Sheng is worthy of being a Taoist sect. His cultivation of Taoism made him react quickly and his middle energy was sufficient. He just saw Song Jiang and Wu Yong's small movements. Before Wu Yong stood up, Gongsun Sheng started first.
Because he guessed that he would suffer even more after he started.
The next moment suddenly became silent. After finally waiting for a speech, everyone had to support him no matter how they said, let alone Gongsun Sheng, who had such a high status.
Gongsun Sheng gritted his teeth and spoke in his heart. In order not to let Song Jiang continue to be the boss, for his own future and the future of his brothers, he is shameless now. Anyway, what he doesn't want is not my face, but Yu Qilin's.
"Brothers, I will mention someone, let's see if it's suitable. This person is Hebei Yuqilin, the three-time master Lu Junyi. What do you think?" Lu Junyi is restless now. According to common sense, he should have stood up and refused, saying that he would not accept it, but... but there is no common sense now. As long as he refuses, he is sure that Wu Yong will recommend Song Jiang immediately.
Sure enough, before Lu Junyi could react, Wu Yong stood up and bowed: "Brothers, Wu Yong also recommends one person, this person is Shandong Hubaoyi, and Song Jiang is in time. What do you think?"
At this time, the reaction below began to be enthusiastic. Some people shouted to support Song Jiang, and many people supported Lu Junyi were waiting and watching without saying a word. In short, the scene was extremely hot.
After coming up, Song Jiang announced that the election conference was officially started. Song Jiang made a little bit of Meroso this time and opened his mouth: "Brothers, what I should say last time has been said. The election will start now. As for candidates, and any brother who wants to run for election, we absolutely welcome them."
Shu Ying admired Song Jiang's statement very much. These words were spoken with high standards. They explained his identity as a candidate in a few words, and they were slightly followed. In an inquiring tone, he asked if there were any candidates. High, it was really high!
According to Shu Ying's estimate, Song Jiang's speeches for these few sentences today will not take less effort than the last time he prepared the one-hour speech.
As soon as Songjiang finished sitting down, Wu Yong stood up immediately. Last time he didn't snatch Gongsun Sheng, making him passive in this regard. This time he was ready. When Song Jiang's butt fell, he stood up. I see, Gongsun Sheng moves quickly, can you stand before Song Jiang can sit firmly?
"Brothers, do you still want to run for election? If not, then according to what was agreed last time, let's ask the two candidates to talk about their plans and opinions. Let's ask brother Lu Junyi to speak first."
Lu Junyi stood up without any refusal, reached out and took out a circle of manuscripts from his arms, cleared his throat, put the manuscript on the table in front of him, first turned around and clasped his fists at the bottom, and then picked up the manuscript: "Hello brothers, everyone, at this historic moment, I think the brothers must be as nervous and excited as I am..."
After Lu Junyi's fancy and fresh opening remarks, he began to make his own planning report. This report is really all-inclusive and has made a comprehensive three-dimensional plan for the future development and construction of Liangshan, including...
"Master, you recite it a few more times. Maybe it was because the Monkey Brother Runway Dragon Palace or some other remote corner that I read it less and he couldn't receive it.
Tang Seng was right when he heard this, and this situation was definitely possible.
This time, Tang Monk made a meditation posture with five hearts facing the sky, calmed down, and began to recite the tight hoop curse over and over again. It took Tang Monk a long time to open his eyes and sigh helplessly: "Oh~~~~"
"Master, haven't you contacted me this time?" Shu Ying felt like there was no chance at first sight. Tang Seng's face looked even worse than before.
"I didn't contact Wukong, but I read it too many times just now, and I alarmed Jin Tong, who was specially used to receive and forward messages under the Bodhisattva, was just sending me a voice message..."
"Master, what did Jin Tong say?" Bajie asked curiously
A trace of unconcealed wry smile appeared on Tang Monk's face, and he repeated the message he had just received with a hint of laughter and crying emphasis, "Dear customer, the user you are calling is not in the service area..."
Chapter completed!