"Oh my God! My family is going to die!" Guo Er just looked up to the sky and screamed, and suddenly grabbed his son Guo Degang's hand anxiously, pulled it hard, and shouted, "Let's go!"

"Where to go?"

"Go to the hospital!"

"No, not being able to get hard is the most embarrassing thing for us men. I don't want others to know!"

Snap!

Guo Ergang suddenly slapped Guo Degang hard on the face, leaving five clear finger marks. This was the first time Guo Degang was beaten by his father since he was a child.

"Dad!" Guo Degang reached out to cover the right side of his face, stunned.

With tears in his eyes, Guo Ergang pointed at his unfilial son and shouted: "This is a matter of life and death for our family. You can't do anything wrong!"

"Dad, I know I was wrong!" Guo Degang was also panicked. What he said just now was just angry words. If his penis really can't be used in the future, he will have no meaning in living in a day without women.

Guo Ergang drove his precious son to the emergency department of the district hospital overnight. Dr. Wu, the famous andrology expert of the district hospital, had gone home early, so Guo Ergang used his connections and shamelessly pulled Dr. Wu from the bed to the hospital.

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Dr. Wu was very angry. His wife was more than ten years younger than him, and he usually gave in to his wife. Even whether he would have sex or not would depend on his wife's face.

His wife has refused to have sex with him for more than a month. Tonight, Dr. Wu finally had the opportunity to have sex with her at the cost of a diamond ring. Unexpectedly, just halfway through, Guo Ergang sent someone to bring her to the hospital.

Dr. Wu had a livid face all the way. When he entered the doctor's office, he walked in with his head held high.

This made Guo Degang extremely jealous. He hurriedly lowered his head to look at his soft thing, and felt a burst of sadness.

Then, Guo Ergang hurriedly told Dr. Wu about his son's troubles.

"Doctor Wu, please save my son's roots. This is a matter of life and death for our family to continue the family lineage!" Guo Ergang begged bitterly.

Dr. Wu was still brooding over the fact that the father and son in front of him interrupted his sexual intercourse, so he said angrily: "First take your son for a series of physical examinations, so that I can judge the condition."

More than an hour later, Guo Degang's report came out. Doctor Wu held Guo Degang's examination report in his hand, his eyebrows were solemn, and he kept shaking his head and sighing.

When Guo Degang and his son saw this plot, they were extremely nervous. Isn't it obvious that the doctor's face was not a good result?

Guo Ergang finally couldn't help but asked: "Doctor Wu, has my son lost his fertility?" When he said this, he became very excited.

"Stop!" Dr. Wu hurriedly reached out and shook his hand, "I want to correct your wording. The term fertility function is used for female comrades, while for men, it should be called child-making function."

"Okay, Dr. Wu is really professional. So, does my son still have the ability to make children?"

"Yes, according to the test results, your son's seminal vesicle function is still intact, and the tadpole values ​​are also up to standard. Among them, the tadpole vitality is good."

"Of course, I am the sports committee member!" Hearing this, Guo Degang couldn't help but brag about himself.

"It's just that the malformation rate is a little higher. It's probably caused by masturbating too much." Dr. Wu poured a basin of cold water on her.

"What?! Oh my god, Dr. Wu, can my tadpole deformity rate be saved?" Guo Degang was shocked when he heard this.

"You are still young now and there is still room for growth and development. As long as you stop masturbating in the future and live a healthy life, you can still be saved." Dr. Wu said comfortingly.

"Thank God." Guo Degang and Guo Ergang both breathed a sigh of relief.

"When you go back, delete all the love action movies on your hard drive." Guo Ergang ordered.

"Ah? That's not good, dad, I started collecting those when I was twelve years old..."

"Do you want those movies or your little brother?" Guo Ergang said with a gloomy face.

"I want a little brother..." Guo Degang sighed and compromised.

Hearing Dr. Wu's analysis, it was a false alarm. The road in front of them became clear, so the haze in the hearts of the father and son gradually dissipated and they felt extremely relaxed.

It turns out that life can also have such ebbs and flows, ups and downs, Guo Degang couldn't help but sigh.

The feeling of going from hell to heaven is the most wonderful and worth cherishing. Guo Ergang realized the philosophy of life.

After a while, Guo Degang suddenly thought of something, stretched his neck and screamed: "Isn't it right?"

"What's wrong, son?" Guo Ergang was confused.

"Doctor Wu, according to what you said, my child-making function is complete, but why can't I get erect?"

"This..." Dr. Wu knew that the matter could not be suppressed. Of course he was willing to put in good words, but as a doctor, it seemed that he was violating medical ethics by doing so.

"Doctor Wu, please don't hide anything from me." Guo Ergang narrowed his eyes, showing a high-ranking aura.

Dr. Wu swallowed hard and then explained slowly: "Oh, this is related to neurology." Dr. Wu explained slowly, "Student Guo Degang, there is indeed no problem with your child-making function.

, the quality of the tadpoles is up to standard, but several nerves in the penis are severed, so you won’t get hard even if you masturbate for ten thousand years.”

"What?!!!" The father and son were shocked when they heard this.

"Doctor Wu, you are our family's lifeline. If you can find a way to save my son's life, I won't hesitate to go bankrupt!" Guo Ergang gritted his teeth.

"Dad..." Guo Degang felt the greatness of father's love for the first time.

"Ahem...this is difficult."

"What did you say?!" Guo Ergang rushed towards Dr. Wu excitedly. He was surprised that the short man had the strength to grab Dr. Wu's collar and lift it up.

"Let go... let go... I'm about to choke myself to death..." Dr. Wu shouted with a red face. If Guo Ergang hadn't been a high-ranking cadre of the Land and Resources Bureau and had a good relationship, he would have punched this dwarf long ago.

Knowing that his son's roots were more important, Guo Ergang nervously put down Dr. Wu, and then gloomily waited for Dr. Wu's answer.

Dr. Wu's face twitched: "The only scientific way is to reconnect your son's severed nerves, but such technology seems to be difficult to achieve in modern times and around the world.

Yes, you have no choice but to seek help from aliens."

"Ah ah ah, I can't live anymore..." Upon hearing this, classmate Guo Degang seemed to feel that life was full of gloom, and smoke was rising from his head.

"My son...our family..." Guo Ergang was so angry that he was about to go crazy.

"Wait! Even though he can't get hard anymore, your son's reproductive function is still good, so it won't affect the family lineage." Dr. Wu was also afraid that the father and son would get angry, so he quickly said.
Chapter completed!