Chapter 443: The Ghost
It seems that I have to sit down. If I don't sit down, I will look strange, and these ghosts may doubt my identity. Li Yi frowned.
A female ghost dressed somewhat coquettishly suddenly hit a short, poor ghost next to her with her gun.
"Ouch, what are you doing?" The short, poor ghost was knocked to the ground, seemingly too angry to speak.
In the world of ghosts, strength is respected, and it is obvious that the short, poor ghost knows that he is no match for the charming female ghost.
The charming female ghost then gave Li Yi a wink.
"Hehehe." Li Yi took a deep breath and then responded with a chic smile.
"It's inexplicable." The short, poor ghost babbled, stood up from the ground, and prepared to return to his seat.
"roar!"
"roll!"
A rude voice suddenly came out of the charming female ghost's mouth, and then a long tongue also came out of her mouth.
Sisi...
Like a snake spitting out snakes at one end.
"Digging?!" Li Yi was stunned for a moment.
"Don't sit next to me!" The charming female ghost scolded the short, poor ghost with a black face.
"Okay!" The short, poor ghost suddenly changed his position out of fear.
The last remaining seat on the wine table at No. 12 was next to the charming female ghost.
Is she seducing me? Li Yi narrowed his eyes when he saw this, feeling that being seduced by a female ghost was really a great thing.
There is no way to be handsome. Otherwise, in "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio" written by Pu Songling, why do all the female ghosts, female vixens, etc. only focus on those weak and handsome scholars who are extremely talented? Why not swoon over those who are all handsome?
Is he a rich man who smells of copper money or a pig butcher?
"Hahaha." Li Yi couldn't help but smile triumphantly.
Sisi...
There seemed to be some octopus-like tentacles dancing on the tip of this charming female ghost's tongue.
"Dig!" Li Yi opened his mouth wide and his hair stood on end.
Taking a closer look, he discovered that there seemed to be a terrifying sucker on the tip of the tongue of this charming female ghost!
Damn, he’s actually a pornographic ghost!
Li Yi felt a sudden change in his heart.
When he was still in the mountains, he once learned what a naughty ghost was from a book called the "Pocket Celestial Master System" which was called a large encyclopedia of ghosts.
Because human beings have yang essence, they attract the favor of ghosts and monsters.
However, there are corresponding laws in the underworld that can stop ghosts and bad people.
However, if there are any omissions in a hundred secrets, no matter how powerful the laws are, they cannot prevent ghosts from harming people. If a ghost harms people by sucking out the essence of Yang Qi in a living person, causing the living person to die.
Then this ghost will become a naughty ghost!
The distinctive feature of the naughty ghosts is that they have a long tongue with terrifying suckers on their tongues.
Before becoming a nymphomaniac, a ghost must engage in real-life fighting with strangers in order to absorb the essence of their yang energy and kill them.
But after becoming a pornographic ghost, the pornographic ghost only needs to rely on that terrifying tongue. By the way, the name of this kind of tongue is "ghost sucking tongue". Well, the pornographic ghost only needs to use the ghost sucking tongue to get into the mouth of a stranger, and then
Reach into the belly of a stranger and you can suck it in! Drain the essence of the stranger's yang energy and turn it into a mummy!
Therefore, the naughty ghost is a very scary and sexy ghost, but because this kind of ghost has obtained the essence of human yang energy, it is stronger than ordinary ghosts in terms of sexual performance.
No wonder the short, poor ghost was afraid of the naughty ghost. The naughty ghost told him to get out, so he quickly changed his position.
I saw the sexy ghost changed her expression and put the scary tongue-sucking thing back into her mouth. Without the ghost-sucking tongue to scare people, she looked like a sexy young woman from the outside.
"This handsome young man, come and sit down next to me."
Li Yi took a deep breath after hearing this, and then asked pretending to be calm: "Why do you have to ask me to do it next to you? I'm just a little new ghost."
"Haha, since everyone is a ghost, let me tell you straight." At this time, Yangui put on a stern face, "Because you are a new ghost. I heard that newly dead ghosts still have a little bit left on their bodies.
Yang Qi, if I stay by your side, I, as a pervert, will feel comfortable."
The other ghosts looked at Li Yi gloomily, and found that Li Yi had not sat down for a long time, and they were not satisfied.
Li Yi was a little worried that other ghosts would notice them if they made a fuss, so he had no choice but to walk next to the naughty ghost.
"Brother, please sit down." Yan Gui pointed to the empty chair next to her and said to Li Yi with a smile.
This chair is broken and thrown away, and will fall over when the wind blows.
"Huh..." Li Yi suddenly blew on the chair.
Wow!
The chairs fell down.
"Wow... the chair fell over! I don't have to sit down anymore!" Li Yi pointed at the scattered chairs and exclaimed.
"Since the chair has fallen over, you can sit with me!"
Sisi!
The horror ghost spit out from the mouth of the pornographic ghost and sucked his tongue, almost licking Li Yi's face.
Although it didn't touch his face, Li Yi could still feel the numbing suction coming from the ghost's tongue.
The other ghosts all looked at Li Yi with angry expressions.
They can't eat until the table is full. In the world of ghosts and ghosts, eating is a luxury. They will go crazy, including the naughty ghosts.
"Wait!" Li Yi hurriedly squatted down, neatly picked up the scattered wooden chairs, and piled them up again like stacking blocks.
However, as soon as they were piled into shape, the chairs immediately fell down. This kind of chair that had been placed for unknown ages could be used as firewood, but it was like erecting a tower again, which was more difficult than climbing to the sky.
"We are so angry..." The ghosts at table 12 shouted with red faces.
"Don't panic! I'm sitting with Yangui!" Li Yi hurriedly reached out to stop him.
I had no choice but to make do with sitting with that sexy ghost.
"Come quickly." Yan Gui was also dissatisfied with Li Yi, and she waved to Li Yi impatiently.
"Uh." Li Yi walked to Yangui uneasily.
"Come sit here with me." Yan Gui pointed at her breasts.
"Digging?" Li Yi grinned from ear to ear.
Sit on her lap? This is not good. This is the stupidest move. You must know that ghosts have almost no weight. If Li Yizhen really sits on the lap of the erotic ghost, she will immediately notice that Li Yi weighs.
Then all the ghosts and ghosts in the room will know that he is a stranger!
"Why are you opening your mouth so wide? Why don't you quickly sit on my lap? Everyone is waiting to eat!" Yan Gui no longer had the good impression of Li Yi that she had before.
If you dare to let ghosts starve, you are going against them.
"Yes! Sit on Sister Yangui's lap quickly, we all have to wait to eat!" the ghosts urged Li Yi.
"You are really not a man." Yan Gui's face was livid.
"Just because I'm a man, I can't sit on your lap." Li Yi suddenly said seriously to Yan Gui.
"What kind of logic is this?" Yan Gui rolled her eyes at Li Yi.
"You should be sitting on my lap." Li Yi quickly added.
Chapter completed!