003 and Chang'e OXOX!
"Aunt, no need!!" Wang Jing thought to himself, it would be a little bit big if he was so rainy, just wipe it off. How could he use it so much?
"No, listen to my aunt. I'll get sick sooner or later. Auntie goes to boil some hot water. You watch TV in this living room first, and take whatever you want to eat by yourself!" After Zhang Xiuyi said that, he went to the kitchen to burn hot water.
Zhang Xiu actually felt curious. Think about the tyrannical man Sanniu three years ago. When Wang Jing went to visit his sister Wang Yueling during breaks in the middle school in the township, he found the principal, that is, the brother of the current village chief Man Sanniu, and called his sister to the principal's office.
But after searching for it, he found that all the unbearable behaviors had been reflected in Wang Jing's eyes. He immediately burst into blood and picked up a large brick in the corridor. As soon as he entered the door, he burst into the head of Man Erniu, and poured the blood that Man Erniu knocked, and poured it into a pool of blood on the spot.
After diagnosis, it was discovered that Man Erniu had been beaten to a severe concussion and became a fool.
This Erniu was quite angry. That night, he struggled with the major thugs and village tyrants in the village and surrounded Wang Ergou's family. In front of the whole village, he was another brick and made Wang Jing a fool.
However, Wang Jing was fine at the time, he was sometimes stupid and sometimes a little sober. The man Erniu didn't even beat him tightly, so he took off all his pants on the spot. At this time, the thirteen-year-old kid's trousers, kicked him a few times.
The big golden cudgel that was inconsistent with the thirteen-year-old boy was stepped on by the rich and powerful Man Erniu on the spot and turned into a chewing gum. At that time, Zhang Xiu was also present, and he thought that such a good whip was ruined by Man Erniu! The women watching the fun in the village also began to spread the thick and long bullwhip of Wang Jing, who had been fleshed out at the entrance of the village.
Because Wang Ergou's family was poor, he could not get angry when he had such a thing, so he had to blame Xiaoergouzi for his bad luck. The honest couple thought that the matter would be over, but after a week, Man Erniu saw this stupid and smirking brother, he didn't get angry. So he joined forces with the director of the town police station to charge Wang Jing again.
On that day, the whimpering sirens rang out to the entire village entrance of my daughter's village. Wang Ergou was even more angry this time and smoked, and followed the police car to his dilapidated mud house.
The Queen Mother An Honghua didn't want her silly son who had a miserable life to suffer the pain of prison. She picked up her precious son with a whistle and crawled into the depths of Tianmu Mountain.
Wang Ergou has no ability, and he only has a life of food and clothing at home, and he has to provide some money-lossing goods to study, so he can't live this life. So he had no choice but to raise a hatchet and stab it in the mountains to chop wood to make more subsidies for the household use.
Wang Ergou thought about it at that time, the more he felt more and more frustrated. His wife didn't even have a handful of eggs, so she turned to chop wood into the deep mountains, but she didn't expect a white light suddenly fell from the sky and hit a mountain.
Wang Ergou, who thought it was a treasure, quickly threw away the firewood on his back and ran towards the mountain. He thought it was a treasure from outer space that fell to the mountain. If it was snatched by someone else, it would be a loss of money. So he came to the mountain in three steps.
However, when Wang Ergou saw the "baby", he was stunned on the spot! He saw an old man with a bright face and long beard lying in a big pit with smoke, and he was furious and burst into pieces on the spot.
The family was already in chaos. Wang Ergou, who didn't want to meddle in other people's business, spitted phlegm into the pit to vent his dissatisfaction of running for a few miles. He planned to turn around and leave, but he didn't want to trick the old man and said, "Brother, my slut was frustrated, help me!"
As soon as these words came out, Wang Er was so scared that he ran back with a piss. After telling his wife, he was scolded: "You old dog, our family is so poor. It must be that you have not accumulated any good virtues in your previous life. It's not time to do good deeds and accumulate virtues. You old dog... are you angry to death again! Where are you?"
In this way, An Honghua, led by Wang Ergou, found Charlotte's landing place again, and then bandaged the wound. Because Charlotte did not want to go to a crowded place, she knew that there was a broken mountain. After guarding the hunter's small thatched hut, she settled it there and cared for it. She didn't enter the deep mountains until Charlotte recovered from his injuries.
Here, I have to mention that after Charlotte entered the Moon Palace, he happened to see Chang'e taking off all his clothes with a smirk, holding Les in his hand, and swaying the thick, long and hard divine whip, flashing in front of Chang'e.
Chang'e was stunned at first, but then stood up her pure and clean body under the unexpected situation of Charlotte, and then hugged and kissed Charlotte.
Two thunder and earth fire in the Moon Palace, using Durex, which was not available in the heavenly world, until the thin Durex was smashed by Charlotte's divine whip.
Afterwards, Charlotte found out that the Jade Emperor's wife Guan Yan had not been looking for Chang'e for nearly 33 years. Wu Gang, the only one in the Moon Palace who is half a man, was not in charge. In the past 33 years, Chang'e has been holding back a group of Chang'e, so just now, Chang'e also used her own way to serve Charlotte and herself extremely comfortable.
Not only that, he also finally learned from Chang'e's mouth the wonderful use of the colorful holy tree he had been wearing on his neck. In his heart, Charlotte wanted to give Chang'e a windy rhythm, but he didn't expect that the jade rabbit beside Chang'e was changed by the Jade Emperor's confidant. After learning that Charlotte had entered the palace, he quickly entered the heavenly court and reported the matter to the Jade Emperor.
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was the master of the heavenly realm. He was actually cuckolded by the newly appointed Bimawen. So he refused to listen to the obstruction of the Queen Mother and called on the heavenly soldiers and generals to go straight to the place where the Moon Palace was located.
After Charlotte was caught in a formal shape, he immediately ran away on a horse while riding a horse. In desperation, he had to fight for his life and came to a loophole in which the old horse wanted to sneak into the mortal world and pierced it. Fortunately, he had the ability and fortune of the Nuwa's Sky Stone. After Charlotte entered the ground, he only had a slight burn and a cut in the bottom.
However, in order to prevent the heavenly soldiers and generals from pursuing their lives, Charlotte still planned to live in seclusion here for the rest of his life, forget it!
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Chapter completed!