Chapter Thirty-Nine: I Want to Die
At night, when Liu Yi was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt someone sneaking into Liu Yi's bedroom. Out of instinctive reaction, Liu Yi opened his eyes wide instantly, but he did not get up immediately. An idea came to his mind.
However, someone wants to assassinate you? Humph, I’m afraid you’ve found the wrong person!
Liu Yi curled his lips, and his nerves tensed up in an instant. He slowly waited until the figure approached him, and finally the figure came to Liu Yi. Through the afterglow of the street lights outside the window, Liu Yi
Yi finally saw this man's face clearly.
Wu Qingqing? Liu Yi frowned. What was she doing in her room? Liu Yi just thought of this idea. He suddenly felt a warmth underneath him. Oh my god, Wu Qingqing actually rushed towards him, and then
He began to seduce himself in various ways without any thought.
Liu Yi was confused at this time. Finally, under Wu Qingqing's various challenges, he had no choice but to go into battle. It would be SB if he didn't take advantage of it. At this time, Liu Yi only felt that his head was dizzy, so he started to do it.
What happened was that he became completely reckless.
"Ah! It hurts so much down there..."
Liu Yi suddenly opened his eyes and saw Murong Xiaoke, Su Lei and others standing beside him, with angry looks on their faces. What was even more disgusting was that Murong Xiaoke actually held a thin stick.
He kept slapping his cute little brother underneath...
"What do you want to do!" Liu Yi suddenly climbed up from the bed and shouted, holding his chest with both hands.
They don't want to round themselves up collectively. This won't work. Liu Yi is a quality person and would never do such a shameless thing...
"What are you doing!" Murong Xiaoke pointed at Liu Yi's lower body and yelled angrily.
Liu Yi followed the sound and saw that his pants were almost bursting, and he also felt that there was a bunch of sticky stuff inside his pants.
"I...I'm dreaming, can't I? As a strong young man, haven't I had a moment to burst with passion?" Liu Yi curled his lips and said in a panic: "A boy, especially a boy
How is it possible for a boy in adolescence not to have dreams?"
"Really? You're just dreaming. Why are you smiling so obscenely? What's even more disgusting is that you actually call Sister Qingqing's name. You..." Murong Xiaoke pointed at Liu Yi angrily and said, "Tell me, is that right?"
I’m in love with Sister Qingqing!”
"Ahem...that...that is actually not what you imagined. In fact, in my dream, I just suddenly remembered the way Qing Qing was bullied that day. I was so angry at the time. As a person more than ten feet tall,
Man, how could I allow such a thing to happen around me casually, so I ran towards Qingqing, calling her name, and saw that I was about to come to them, and then you beat me
When I woke up, you see, it scared me to the point of peeing..." Liu Yi pointed to his lower body and explained passionately.
After Liu Yi finished speaking, he deliberately looked at Wu Qingqing's expression at this moment, and saw that she shyly avoided Liu Yi's extremely lewd gaze.
This suddenly reminded Liu Yi of the scene in his dream just now, and he suddenly felt a spring breeze blowing in his face. He once again thought of the streaking under the sunset that day, which was his dead green onion...
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Today Liu Yi asked for leave from his beautiful teacher in person, so he didn't have to go to school. As for Murong Xiaoke and Su Lei, they didn't argue too much with Liu Yi due to time constraints, so they hurried back and forth early.
They went to school, and they asked Liu Yi to get up and go to school quickly. Liu Yi said that he had asked for leave from the class teacher, which made them very angry. Of course, he would get a slap in the face again.
After they left, Liu Yi got out of bed and opened the door of his room. He saw three toads with white eyes hanging in front of Liu Yi's eyes. He smiled and quickly ran to the bathroom downstairs to wash up.
"Um, Liu Yi..."
The sun was shining brightly today and he was in a good mood. Just as Liu Yi was singing "Hee Swish Swish" and twisting his butt while brushing his teeth, Wu Qingqing's voice came from behind Liu Yi.
"What's the matter?" Liu Yi asked with a wink at Wu Qingqing.
"There's something I don't know whether to say or not!" Wu Qingqing said coquettishly, lying next to the bathroom door.
"Say it! I don't mind!" Liu Yi smiled.
At such a beautiful moment, a man and a woman were alone in the same room, and a beautiful woman actually came to chat with him, which made Liu Yi's heart flutter.
"Then I just told you, don't be angry!" Wu Qingqing curled her lips, smiled and continued: "That little boy used your toothbrush to clean the toilet!"
"I said!"
Liu Yi yelled, and then he lay down next to the toilet and retched...
Life is so tragic, life is so desolate, Liu Yi feels like a mistress who has been excluded. He is subjected to all kinds of plots by the boss of the main family, and all kinds of physical and mental torture...
After finally retching, Liu Yi saw Wu Qingqing's pitiful figure again, standing in front of the bathroom door.
"What do you want to do? I'm not that casual!" Liu Yi hurriedly hugged his chest with both hands and said.
"Let's go shopping!" Wu Qingqing said softly.
"Shopping? If you don't go, you have no money!" Liu Yi replied simply.
Liu Yi came here with just a few hundred dollars. He had only worked for two days and his salary had not been paid. It was a real hard life. The goddess took the initiative to ask him out, but he didn't even have money to pick up girls.
One thing about Liu Yi is very good. If you have money, you have money. If you don't have money, you have no money. He is not like those people who pretend to be stupid everywhere. He has no money and pretends to be like a millionaire.
"I don't need your money, I have money!" Wu Qingqing held a black bank card in her hand, raised it and showed it to Liu Yi and said.
But it is true that when Wu Qingqing went shopping, Liu Yi's little money plus his salary was really not enough for her to buy a brand-name bag.
"This... is not good!" Liu Yi blinked and continued: "Look, if you didn't tell me earlier, it would be embarrassing for others! I've already finished washing that, so without further ado, I think we'd better go right away.
lets go!"
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Going out without a car is a very annoying problem. Liu Yi rolled his eyes. Su Weiqiang’s female secretary said that she was getting a car for herself, but she didn’t deliver it early. She didn’t know that getting an electric car when picking up girls was a very low-class thing.
It's a matter of...
After leaving the house, Liu Yi said he wanted to take a taxi, but Wu Qingqing insisted that just ride a red panda electric bike. So Liu Yi was taken to a large Wanda Plaza in the center of Fengyuan by Wu Qingqing.
This Wanda is very big, and there are actually several extra-large airplane models parked at the door. I heard Wu Qingqing say that this Wanda Plaza also has shares in Su Weiqiang, which surprised Liu Yi somewhat. According to legend, Wanda Plaza is the son-in-law of a certain national leader.
It is quite difficult to be related to him, but it is not known whether the rumors about this news are true or false. There are various rumors on the Internet, and the specific Liu Yi is not clear either...
After Liu Yi parked the red panda in a paid parking lot in the square, he walked in with Wu Qingqing.
As soon as Liu Yi entered the door, he saw the international brand "Niima!" written in an online novel (correct name: Armani!)
"Go in and buy one for you?" Wu Qingqing looked at Liu Yiqiao and smiled.
"No need, I think I'm fine the way I am now!" Liu Yi touched the patch on the back of his shorts that was sewn and torn.
"Well, I don't think it's appropriate for you to wear this kind of clothes!" Wu Qingqing pouted, pinched her chin and looked Liu Yi up and down: "Go to Adidas to look at sportswear. It looks young and energetic.
Look, your hair is all white!"
Liu Yi smiled: "Why didn't you ask me how I did it yesterday?"
"This is normal!" Wu Qingqing glanced, then secretly smiled in Liu Yi's ear: "I heard from Sister Yiyi that you used to be a killer!"
Liu Yi didn't say anything after hearing this, and looked at Wu Qingqing coldly, hoping that she would not reveal her identity randomly, otherwise, she would have no choice but to feel sorry for her.
"Can you please stop looking at me like this!" Wu Qingqing stared at Liu Yi with aggrieved eyes and said, "Do you want to kill me?"
"Hmph...how could it be possible?" Liu Yi suddenly laughed: "But don't talk nonsense about such awesome things in the future, because keeping a low profile is the way to go now!"
"Yeah, we all know that, so when you came back like you did yesterday, not many people cared about it. We heard Sister Yiyi tell a lot of stories about your past that day. It was really cool!" Wu Qingqing was proud of it!
raised his little fist.
"I guess you all know about it? Please tell me how many of you know about it, and how Liu Yiyi knows my identity!" Liu Yi asked hurriedly.
It's really not a good thing for several women to be together. Horses are very good at it. Fortunately, she didn't know about me sneaking into the women's room when I was a child. Otherwise, it would be really embarrassing. It's hard to know whether I can pick up girls in the future.
That’s a question Liu Yi thought to himself.
"You don't have to worry about this. In fact, not many people know about it. Sister Yiyi told the three of us. It seems that your master called specifically to tell Sister Yiyi!" Wu Qingqing curled her lips: "And you
Master also said that when you were a child, you sneaked into the women's bathroom and asked the girls around you to be careful about you, but I believe you are not such a person!"
Wu Qingqing believed that Liu Yi was the killer, because she had seen Liu Yi's strength in Shanghai that day, so it was not surprising. However, Su Lei and the others didn't quite believe what Liu Yiyi said, but to say that Liu Yi
Wu Qingqing actually believed it when she sneaked into the women's restroom when she was a child, but she just said she didn't believe it.
"What, my master told Liu Yiyi on the phone!" Liu Yi was shocked by Wu Qingqing's words.
This old and immortal thing actually used his embarrassing story to seduce beautiful women. I said, Liu Yi almost went crazy. This time he finally knew why she didn't tell Liu Yiyi a joke that day in Liu Yiyi's car.
He took care of himself, his feelings were his boss, and he betrayed him behind his back. Liu Yi wanted to die now. With the boss's words, how could he hook up with the beauties around him in the future, or fight on the battlefield...
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Sigh...forget it, Liu Yi sighed. Fortunately, Wu Qingqing believed in him so much. This moved Liu Yi very much. But when Liu Yi looked at Wu Qingqing beside him, he found that she had already hidden away.
He walked far away and mouthed the three words "women's restroom!" to Liu Yi.
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Chapter completed!