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Chapter 141 The Dinner Party at the Director's House

Li Zi placed the wine glass in front of the leaders on the mahjong table. While looking at the glasses, Mu Chaodong thought to himself, this is really not a fish man. He may be from the same planet as the fish people, but their style of doing things

It's completely different. I've never heard of the fishman inviting anyone to drink. Do aliens also know the principle of giving gifts before asking for help? It seems that the rules of the earth people are very reasonable.

Yangzi said: Pour a small amount of the first cup and let the leaders taste the taste first. Lizi poured a little bit of each cup and stood there like a bartender without sitting down.

Yoko asked him to sit down and fill up his cup. You don’t need to drink it now, because you have tasted it just now. After the leaders have tasted it carefully, you can fill it up for them and you can have a drink together.

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Okay, we all have wine, so stop looking and take a sip. Several people poured some into their mouths and sipped it with their tongues, but they couldn't sip it. So, you can only tell that urine is urine by smelling it, because they all

I've smelled urine, where can I get it out by sipping it?

They thought that this Uranus man had great other abilities, but his ability to make wine was really average. It would be difficult to sell this wine on Earth.

Mu Chaodong suddenly figured it out. He wanted to do the wine business and wanted to use my rights to sell wine.

Li Zi knew it was urine, and couldn't help laughing when he saw them imitating sommeliers, sticking out their tongues and pursed their lips.

Several people looked at him, puzzled by his inexplicable smile.

Yoko saw that they didn't realize that the wine glass was filled with urine, and she was very worried. For a prank creator, if people didn't taste that the wine glass was filled with urine, it would be equivalent to what they were drinking.

and famous wines indicated on the label of the bottle.

He asked them how the wine was.

The more Li Zi laughed, the more he couldn't stop laughing. He was lying on the mahjong table unable to move, and these people thought about how funny Li Zi was.

Mu Chaodong was smart. He first noticed the strangeness in Li Zi's smile. He picked up the cup and smelled it with his nose.

Li Zi couldn't bear to see the big leader sniffing urine. The two men also imitated Mu Chaodong and smelled the urine in the cup. The one named Teng smelled it, urine, there is urine in this cup.

The three people wiped their mouths and vomited.

Yoko couldn't stop laughing when she looked at them.

Several people clamored to go out and rinse their mouths.

Yangzi waved his hand, "Why are you rinsing your mouth? How can there be so much attention to it. When you are a high-ranking official, you are very particular. You can't eat this and drink that. Ordinary people don't have that much attention."

Hurry and finish the contents of the cup, and then ask Plum to refill it for you. The smile in his tone is no longer there, but is replaced by a tone that is more stern than a command.

A few people didn't dare not finish the tasting, and they didn't know that the hands and feet had been reversed.

Mu Chaodong frowned and poured the urine in the cup into his mouth, and several others drank the urine as well.

These plums were terrible. If Yangzi changed his mind and refused to let them drink, he would suffer a loss. He hurried over to pour them as soon as they finished drinking.

Yangzi said: Yes. The cup contains the urine of me and Mr. Li, which is considered a cocktail urine.

If it were just my own urine, the taste would definitely be no less than the taste of the foreign wine in your wine cabinet. But you are unlucky. My own urine is not enough for you to drink, so I borrowed some from Mr. Li and made it clear.

, please open your mouth and drink. Just now I wanted to let one of you go, but I wanted such a good thing, so I just drank it in one gulp. It was a waste of natural resources.

Really, regardless of Maotai or Wuliangye, you can drink it whenever you want. But my urine is not something you can drink whenever you want. I drink it one sip at a time, and a few people touch it.

They didn't dare not listen to what Yangzi said, so they all raised their glasses and clinked them.

Just when he was about to drink, Yangzi called out. He should say a few words when clinking glasses. This big leader, he pointed at Mu Chaodong and said, just say a few words. Don't frown like that. Remember, this is just urine.

, it's just a bit unpleasant to drink, but it won't poison you to death. As long as you think in your mind that this is fish-man urine, which ordinary people can't drink, you will feel comfortable drinking it.

Mu Chaodong really stood up. I said a few words. Mr. Fishman came here today and made the humble house shine. Thank you very much for coming. Let's all have a drink. He raised his neck and drank it all.

Those few people also drank.

Yangzi scratched his head, this---just drinking is not enough.

The man surnamed Teng said: OK--that's enough.

Yangzi shook his head, no, it's just like playing around if you don't drink or eat, so fill it up first.

Li Zi filled up all the cups in front of him.

Yoko came up with an idea. Drinking without eating is not a problem. Why don't you treat these mahjong tiles as a delicacy?

When Yangzi said this, those people all looked at Yangzi in shock.

As soon as Yoko saw their expressions, he knew that they thought they were letting him eat it. Yoko quickly explained, don't get me wrong, it's a bit too sexy to use such expensive mahjong tiles as food and wine. I meant to let you show off and sip them.

After taking a sip of the contents in the cup, he took a mahjong tile and licked it with his tongue, while pretending to enjoy it.

They had no choice but to follow Yoko's instructions, take a sip of urine from the wine glass, pick up a mahjong tile and lick it with their tongues, pretending to be like dogs chewing bones. The mahjong tiles in their hands smelled very good.

Yoko looked at them like this and felt relieved and funny at the same time. When people just want to live, they can throw away all their dignity. Usually these are people who can make trouble in this city. When they know that their lives may be threatened

They were so cooperative with a prank expert.

Yoko recorded the process on her mobile phone.

Yoko looked at how much was left in the bottle and said, "There's not much left." Take a sip and mix the contents in the bottle, and leave it at that.

Each of them drank a little, and plums were added to them, so that there was no more in the bottle.

Let's just touch it and do it.

They clinked the glasses and drank the urine in the glasses, thinking to themselves, Oh my, I finally drank it.

Yoko said: I am very satisfied with everyone's performance today. Really, I didn't expect to be so happy. I want to tell everyone good news.

They thought they had made the Uranus man happy today and might give them some good things. If they could really play well with this Uranus man, it would be more effective than playing well with the municipal party secretary. They really kept their ears straight and waited to hear what he had to say.

information.

I will come back tomorrow. Let's continue to play this game, but I want to expand the scale. Mu Bureau, call all the friends you can, including the rich and powerful. I like and have a lot of potential.

Can playing with other people fulfill my wish?

Mu Chaodong nodded repeatedly and said yes.

Don't play tricks with me, otherwise I will be very unhappy. Then he told Li Zi to prepare homemade wine, which should not be fermented but should be with body temperature. Li Zi readily agreed. (Unfinished)
Chapter completed!
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