Yangzi said: You guys have always been very domineering on the road, so it’s time for you to suffer some hardships. Let’s each think of a way to make him suffer. You have to say it yourself first.

I'll slap myself a hundred times.

Yoko, look at those people, what do you think?

Ke Xin said: OK, let’s fight first.

After the soldier had been slapped a hundred times, Ke Xin said, "I'll tell him first how I'm going to punish him." After that, she drew a circle on the ground to surround these people. No one understood what she meant, but Ke Xin said, "I know."

What do I mean by drawing this circle?

The soldier shook his head.

Xiaojie said: What do you mean? You don’t want him to lick everyone’s feet in the circle.

Ke Xin said: I am a kind-hearted person, how could I come up with such a sinister trick? Let him eat the grass in the circle. He cannot pull it out and stuff it into his mouth. He has to chew it with his mouth. That will make people look at him.

It makes you feel more comfortable.

Several people jumped out of the circle to make room for the soldiers. According to Kexin's words, the soldiers gnawed the grass in the circle like cattle and sheep.

Ke Xin asked Wang Yu if he had thought of a way to punish him, and Wang Yu asked Yangzi and Xiaojie if they had thought of any. Ke Xin said, "Don't ask them. If you ask them to think of ten each, he can think of it."

, talk about yourself first.

Wang Yu said: I think it is better to let him go to the execution column, put on a colorful dress and belly dance for an hour.

Ke Xin said: Is this considered punishment? For such a person, it is as happy as attending the Spring Festival Gala.

Wang Yu said: I can’t think of anything else, I just think it’s fun.

Yoko said: If this is true, then drive his car to the intersection where the execution will take place so that the audience can know what the dancer is doing.

Yoko's opinion was unanimously adopted.

Xiaojie said: I'm afraid the traffic bureau has to get the car out, and it must be towed away.

Yangzi said: It is troublesome for us to park illegally. Uncle PLA's car is not illegal wherever it is parked. It is very easy.

No matter how much grass the soldiers ate in that circle, it was all eaten up.

Xiaojie asked Yangzi how to do it. Yangzi asked Xiaojie to tell him first. Xiaojie called Yangzi aside and whispered, "How about I let this kid jerk off six times in a row?"

Yangzi squatted on the ground with a smile, you are really a loser. Okay, then I won't start a new fire for him, and let him eat what he hits every time. Wang Yu recorded the video of him being willing to do so.

Come down.

Xiaojie also laughed and squatted on the ground. He also said that I am evil, but you are even more powerful.

Ke Xin came over and asked them what weird idea they had thought of to make her so happy, but neither Xiaojie nor Yangzi told her.

Xiaojie called Da Bing aside and told him what to do next. Xiaojie said, "We will wait for you in the car. You can do it yourself. Use your mobile phone to record it every time you ejaculate and put it in your mouth. Don't do it with

I play tricks. If you want to play tricks with me, I will let you know my tricks. After saying that, I gave him the phone and asked him to hide aside and masturbate. They came to the car.

Kexin still asked what the soldiers were doing, and Xiaojie said: Since I don't tell you, it's just for your own good, so why bother asking the truth?

Ke Xin said: You two didn't see it. If it weren't for me, Xiaojie would have had to destroy this soldier.

Yangzi asked: Really?

Xiaojie said: You believe what she said. Do you think it is possible? There was no battle I participated in that didn’t result in a complete victory. If I didn’t let her go, I would be crippled. It’s really interesting, what can she do?

If Chen Xiaojie has the ability, let's go back and turn off the camera. There must be cameras nearby. No matter how much you say, it's better to put the facts in front of you and let everyone see if you would have been destroyed if I hadn't knocked him out with a fire extinguisher.

Yangzi said: There is no need to turn off the camera. You will know who is telling the truth by looking at the expressions on your faces when you speak.

Kexin patted Yoko on the shoulder, luckily there was someone who understood.

Xiaojie stopped arguing. Although it was not as exaggerated as Kexin said, the facts were indeed very similar. If she hadn't used the fire extinguisher, she would have won or lost.

He asked Yoko how he practiced this kung fu.

Yangzi said: You are afraid of being abolished, so you have to practice kung fu?

Yes, you can be defeated by your own tongue even if you are not defeated by your opponent.

Ke Xin said: As long as you arm yourself well and practice your skills, no one can defeat you.

Xiaojie looked at Kexin thoughtfully, and finally he said, "That makes sense." Compared with Yoko Jun, I'm just a soft-legged crab. It's time for me to practice my skills. Yoko

You teach me some skills.

My kung fu doesn't need to be taught at all, as long as you practice it ruthlessly.

Why are you so cruel? Xiaojie asked.

Persist in doing 1,000 push-ups, 1,000 sit-ups, 1,000 standing long jumps, and 1,000 pull-ups every day. If you persist, you will become a master among masters.

Xiaojie looked at Yangzi stupidly and asked: Are you serious or are you kidding me?

Of course I am serious.

Is this how you practiced in the first place?

no.

Come on, you didn’t practice like this yourself and asked me to practice like this.

When I practice, I do 2,000 of each of these.

Xiaojie was stunned, I really doubt you are joking.

Do you mean to say that I was born with supernatural powers?

Ke Xin and Wang Yu also doubted what Yang Zi said.

Ke Xin said: Handsome man, how much will you sweat after doing these things?

Why did the fish man choose me to be his most intimate friend on earth? Do you think the fish man chose me randomly? Anyone who is envied by many people has put in hard work behind his back that many people would not believe if he told it.

Was Bruce Lee able to defeat all the invincible players casually? Kobe Bryant got up at three o'clock in the morning every day to practice, so he achieved such impressive results. Talent alone is not enough.

Yes, the most important thing is hard work. Both Ronaldinho and McGrady are very talented athletes. Everyone has seen their results, but they have not achieved results that match their talents.

Because they all rely too much on talent. Talent is a gift from God. We cannot overdraw these talents. Instead, we should make these talents larger through hard work.

When I discovered that I had the talent to practice martial arts in my body, I worked hard to consume the power in my body, so my points continued to increase. For example, my quota was only 1,000 yuan at the beginning, but now it is 100 yuan.

All in all.

Yangzi, how strong are you, Kexin asked.

Using all my strength, I thought maybe I could lift the car.

This time, not only did several people's eyes widen, but their mouths were also wide open. Is that true? Wang Yu asked.

Ke Xin said: I don't think it's like bragging. When I competed with Gong Hongming, if I didn't have this strength, I would have been beaten down long ago.

This is when the soldier staggered over. Xiaojie got out of the car and wanted to laugh when he looked at his appearance. The soldier touched the corner of his mouth and said feebly, "Brother----------I'm done." Xiaojie

I poked him lightly with a finger, and the guy fell down as if he had been kicked hard. Then he squatted down and said to him, "Okay, it's good. How does it taste?"

The guy smiled bitterly and hummed twice.

Xiaojie didn't let him sit in the car. He opened the trunk and let him curl up in the trunk.

Wang Yu said: Isn’t it a bit too much?

Xiaojie said nothing, but Ke Xin said, seeing the way he stuck his head out and cursed people in the car, you would think that even tying him with a rope and dragging him behind the car would not be too much.

When they arrived at the door of the traffic police station, they released Deng Bing from the trunk and asked him to go in and ask for the car by himself. They asked him if he could get it easily. Ding Bing showed a confident look on his face and said: He still has to fill up the tank and clean the car.

Woolen cloth.

Sure enough, the captain of the traffic police team actually gave him two packets of Greater China.

Yoko went to the store and bought a set of red women's underwear for Da Bing, asked him to find a public toilet to change out of, and then curled it up into the trunk.

He was released at the crossroads where he was to be executed.

This soldier really imitated the Indian way of shaking his belly. Passing cars and pedestrians stopped to record it with their mobile phones, or took a few photos and sent them to Facebook to share with their friends.

People in the city have developed a habit. Every time they come to this intersection, drivers will slow down and walkers will also slow down. In fact, there is no rule that requires this. It seems that people feel that if the car

Driving too fast or walking too fast is disrespectful to fish people.

On the trees near the recent crossroads, people often tie red strips of cloth or red-headed ropes on the branches to make some kind of wish or express some kind of emotion. Ke Xin pointed to the red strips of cloth on the tree and said, "You guys

Do you think the fish people can understand the meaning of this red rope?

Yoko shook his head, I think it's disgusting. No matter how powerful the fishman is, he is just an alien. He is not a god. How can he know things that only gods know?

That's right, Xiaojie said, these red ropes and red cloth strips must be some love stories or accidents of some young people. Maybe there are love rivals who are rich second generation young people who want the fish man to give some cash.

, so as to compete with his love rival. Do you think the fish man would give him money in that case?

Xiaojie said: Maybe there are people who have given birth to several daughters. Maybe the next one who asks the fish man to grant him a son will have to have sex with his wife.

Ke Xin made a sign of the cross on his chest and muttered silently: Fishman, forgive this ignorant boy, he just speaks freely, but in general, his whole character is not as good as his mouth.

Unforgivable.

I think the fish man has no time to care about the trivial matters of the love between children. If he has such great ability, he would not care about the separation and reunification between men and women or the inheritance of the family line. Wouldn't it be too blasphemous to his own magical power? Those things are worthy of him.

I still can't do what I'm doing.

Several people fell into deep thought after listening to Wang Yu's words. Xiaojie sighed, yes, there is only one fishman, and he has to do many things by himself. There are so many things that only he can do. Fortunately, he still can't do them.

We have helpers like us.
Chapter completed!