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Chapter 2 Bastard

"Nima, you're still sleeping!" Tang Chuan kicked his watchdog as soon as he entered the house, "I asked you to take good care of the house. If you neglect your duties, believe it or not, I will kill you and make stew on you tomorrow!"

The dog was as skinny as pork ribs in soup. He glanced at his master listlessly, rolled his eyes and didn't even make a sound. He continued to close his eyes and meditate.

"Bah, look at your arrogant and despised virtues. Your head is drooping after you say a few words. Isn't it because I haven't given you a few good meals? Why don't you show off your face in front of me? I won't wait until tomorrow.

Once it’s mixed, you can eat as much wine and meat as you like, even the bitch can be fucked by you, that’s all.”

Tang Chuan walked into the room angrily, lay down on the kang, and began to think about what happened tonight. This was too weird. How could he still hear other people talking from so far away? His ears were not so sharp usually.

, have you really seen a ghost? Oh, you should get up and offer incense to the dead ghost grandpa.

After finishing the incense, Tang Chuan made himself a bowl of noodles, finished it with a slurp, went to the kang, took a look at his 'boudoir', which could definitely be called a bare-walled house, and put the quilt over his head.

, I greeted Li Laoliu's eight generations of ancestors in my heart, and then fell asleep peacefully.

In his daze, Tang Chuan suddenly heard someone say: "Tang Chuan, this little son of a bitch, actually dares to make trouble with me. I gave him the salt-alkali land on the hillside. That's a shame for him. If you piss me off, I won't even give you a cent."

Even if we don’t give him any land, that’s five acres of land, which is enough for him!”

"That's right, village chief, you are absolutely right. That bitch Tang Chuan, who has no relationship, dares to mess with you, the village chief. If he makes trouble again in the future, he will be punished!"

"After this bullshit, I'm going to deal with him now. You know, the town has come with a mission to promote agriculture in our village through science and technology. The first project is to cultivate a high-yielding kiwi fruit orchard. I heard that it is a rare variety introduced from Germany.

Every sapling is as valuable as gold. Hey, the village chief has decided to hand over this glorious task to Tang Chuan! If the sapling is damaged, tearing it down won’t be enough to compensate!"

"High, really high. Why do the village chief think you are as resourceful as Zhuge Liang? This is such a great idea. If this kid is really screwed up, he will go to jail!"

"I belong to your ancestors, and you still want to harm me in your dreams, Li Laoliu, you bastard." Tang Chuan, who was sleeping soundly, jumped up from the kang angrily and smashed the wall of his house.

Two punches, but the pain made him grin.

"Bah bang bang!" There was a knock on the door.

"Tang Chuan, Tang Chuan, you kid, don't pretend to be dead. The village chief is here. Open the door quickly. You have a big attitude. You dare to sleep in at home when the village chief arrives. You are courting death!"

"It's not a dream!" Tang Chuan scratched his head, and suddenly a surge of anger rushed to the top of his head. He put on some clothes and ran to the yard, opened the door, and yelled outside: "I'm the second son of your ancestors, you*

**Isn’t it just a dog owned by the village chief? If you see the rhubarb in my yard, you’re a coward, just like it!”

"Hey, Tang Chuan, you bastard, you dare to call me a dog, believe it or not, I will beat you up!" Ergazi has a very tall voice, but he is not tall. He looks like a three-inch-nail Wu Dalang, but he has a daughter-in-law who is as beautiful as a flower.

He is like Pan Jinlian. In the past few years, he has followed the village chief Li Laoliu to bully people and made some money. He has offended a lot of people in the village. He especially likes to bully Tang Chuan, but

This time it seemed that Tang Chuan was really anxious.

Tang Chuan conveniently picked up a pole from the entrance of the gate, slammed it down, and shouted: "I'm the ancestor of your Ergazi. If I treat you as a human being, you will be a human being. If I treat you as if you are not a human being, I will kill you with a stick."

You, believe it or not, come here and try again!"

Ergazi dodged and hid behind the village chief and stammered: "I, I, I, I'm stupid, you have a temper, you are a ball, you are the only one in the village, bah!"

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, Tang Chuan, my uncle has something serious to do with you today, please put down the pole first, I didn't even say anything, I heard everything!"

Tang Chuan cursed in his heart, Damn, I heard exactly what you two said outside just now, but you still dare to pretend to be in front of me, there is no way.

"What's the matter? Tell me!" Although Tang Chuan has no father or mother, he has a lot of strength. He is tall and thick, about 1.78 meters tall, has big arms and a round waist, and is powerful. Although he is not handsome, he is used to deter some evil spirits.

It was enough. Because he was alone and alone, Tang Chuan had always kept a low profile. If anyone in the village said a few words to him, he would usually ignore it. However, Ergazi bullied him today and he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Why don't you invite the village chief to sit in the house!" Liu Laoliu was so virtuous that he acted like a village chief as if he were the head of state. He put his hands on his waist and pretended to be dead. Tang Chuan never bought him.

I thought to myself, if I ask you to stay in my latrine or not, it’s really up to you whether you want to go or not.

"My room is too dirty and messy. I'm afraid that your noble butt, the village chief, will be dirty by sitting there. If you have anything to do, just say it at the door!" Tang Chuan said, raising his neck and rolling up his sleeves.

"Okay, you're a smart boy. You won't even urinate to the village chief. Your uncle and I don't remember the faults of villains. I'm here to give you a notice today: There are a number of poverty alleviation projects in the town. Our village is responsible for building a technology-based agricultural development project.

Your orchard, people from the town are interested in your five acres of land. From now on, you can only grow fruit trees in your land. A group of college students will come to discuss cooperation with you tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I warn you, if you kid

If this matter is handled badly, it will be a disgrace to our village. Even if I, the village chief, usually protect you, I can't do anything about it this time. Listen up!"

Tang Chuan suddenly remembered what he heard Li Laoliu and Widow Liu say last night, and blurted out: "You can do whatever you want, I will follow you!"

"What, what did you say!" This sentence frightened Li Laoliu and he almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, Ergazi, a loyal dog leg, was holding him on the side.

"Village chief, please be careful, hehe!"

"Go, go, go!" Li Laoliu waved his hand and knocked Ergazi aside like a fly, pointed at Tang Chuan and said fiercely: "Be careful, kid!"

Tang Chuan suddenly laughed: "Village Chief, I want to thank you very much. In order to repay you, I will stay at my house today and you can do whatever you want with me. My soul will fly away!"

Li Laoliu turned his head and was about to leave, when his whole body was shocked again. He thought to himself, why did this guy say exactly the same thing as what Widow Liu said when she was having sex last night? Could it be that he was out listening to the house? Impossible.

Ah, Widow Liu’s house keeps four big wolf dogs to prevent fire, theft, and perverts. If someone comes in, there won’t be any sound. That’s what Widow Liu told him? Damn it, it’s even more impossible. Widow Liu will fight him to the death.
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