1044. Chapter 1044 A concubine can't do it!
"Want to know?" Long Junyang looked at Zhao Xiaohan mysteriously and said with a smile. After hearing Long Junyang's words, Zhao Xiaohan nodded and said, "Want to know."
"I really want to know?"
"I really want to know."
"Okay, six words, you'll understand."
"What six words?"
"The secret of heaven cannot be revealed."
"Old man, come here, I promise not to beat you to death!"
After wandering around for a long time, the old man said to himself that the secret of heaven should not be revealed? In a month, he donated six or seven bottles of blood to the old man bottle by bottle. As a result, he didn't even know what the old man used for. Zhao Xiaohan felt that he had the heart to beat the old man to death.
Looking at Zhao Xiaohan's gaze that was about to kill, Long Junyang smiled and reached out to pat Zhao Xiaohan on the shoulder and said, "Boy, don't worry, when you should know, you will know naturally. When you shouldn't know, even if you pester me every day, I won't tell you. I can only say to you, I won't harm you. These blood will one day, you will think it's worth the money."
"What if I don't think it's worth it?"
"Then you beat me to death."
"Or how about I beat you to death first?"
"You will regret it."
"I think I may regret it if I don't beat you to death now."
After the words came, Zhao Xiaohan quickly stepped forward and rushed towards Long Junyang. However, the moment when Zhao Xiaohan rushed over, the old man took out a spray from somewhere. He smiled and looked at Zhao Xiaohan and said, "Boy, if you dare to come over, I will spray."
"What's this?" Zhao Xiaohan walked over curiously, looking at the white spray in the old man's hand, with a little confused on his face. After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the old man smiled and said, "This thing is my newly invented anti-wolf spray. As long as I spray it on your nose, you breathe the spray inside, and you will faint within a second."
"It really only takes one second?" Zhao Xiaohan looked at the old man with some disbelief. Looking at Zhao Xiaohan's suspicious eyes, the old man stopped doing it: "What do you mean, are you doubting my strength? I say that it is absolutely one second in one second. If it takes more than one second, I will not call Long Junyang in the future."
"It's really that amazing?"
“It’s really that amazing.”
"Then let me see."
"No, I'll just have this bottle. What should I do if you stole it for me?"
"I promise, I will give it back to you. Just take a look, can you let me take a look?"
"One glance, just one glance." As he said, Long Junyang reluctantly handed the bottle of spray to Zhao Xiaohan's hand. When Zhao Xiaohan got a bottle of spray, a bad smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth. When the old man realized that it was not good, Zhao Xiaohan had raised his right hand, picked up the spray in his hand and sprayed it at Long Junyang's nose.
"Boy, you..."
Before he could finish a sentence, the old man's body had already tilted and he was about to fall to the ground in the blink of an eye.
Fortunately, Zhao Xiaohan's movements were fast enough. The moment the old man fell to the ground, his figure flashed and he caught the old man's body. Then, he slowly put his body on the ground. After confirming that the old man had really fainted, Zhao Xiaohan's mouth raised a satisfied smile.
"Well, this thing is really useful. It's really a second to say it. Old man, thank you."
After saying that, Zhao Xiaohan put the bottle of white spray into his pocket, turned around and walked out. When he walked out, Kunzi hid far away and did not dare to approach Zhao Xiaohan anymore, for fear of being beaten up by Zhao Xiaohan again.
"What are you doing so far away from me? Come here!"
Seeing Kunzi hiding far away, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help laughing. After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Kunzi walked over reluctantly and said carefully: "Brother Han, why are you looking for me?"
"Look, I'm the kind of person who likes to bully people?"
"Yes……"
"It seems that you didn't hurt enough when you hit me just now."
"Don't, I was wrong, Brother Han!"
Kunzi is almost crying, why are you going to be beaten to the truth these days?
"Okay, Senior Long is tired. Please find a few people to help him in the bedroom to rest. If he asks me, he will say that I will leave in advance."
"Yes, Brother Han." Kunzi nodded, shouted a few people and walked towards the living room. However, as soon as he walked into the living room, he found Long Junyang lying straight on the ground. Looking at Long Junyang on the ground, Kunzi said in confusion: "The efficiency is so fast, I'm tired in one second, and I'm lying on the ground and falling asleep in one second?"
The people in the living room were busy, but Zhao Xiaohan had turned around and left the yard and walked to the door of the alley. Zhao Xiaohan sat in the car and looked at the spray in his hand. A smile of praise appeared on his face. This thing is a treasure. If he had a fight with someone one day, he would just take out the spray and spray it. Wouldn't he win?
Well, isn't this a bit too despicable? It's almost the same as the method of sprinkling lime.
Forget it, he wouldn't have to do it anymore. Suddenly, Zhao Xiaohan thought of Su Ningshui and gave her this spray. Isn't it just right? She is a girl's house. If the spray is left by her side, she will no longer have to be afraid of anyone when she goes out alone at night.
While thinking, Zhao Xiaohan took out his cell phone and sent Su Ningshui a text message, with only a few words written on it: "Beloved concubine, wash it off and wait for me to be blessed."
After the text message was sent, Zhao Xiaohan drove to the Su family. On the way while driving, Su Ningshui replied to him with another text message.
"Your Majesty, I can't do it."
Why does this sentence look so familiar? Zhao Xiaohan thought about it carefully and finally thought of where this line came from.
Isn’t it the classic lines in the popular "The Legend of Zhen Huan" some time ago?
"Why do you say this? Do you want me to take a bath with you? Alas, although I am a gentleman, I can only sacrifice myself for my beloved concubine. Don't panic, I will arrive quickly!"
"Then, can you prepare a pair of scissors while taking a shower?"
"What are you doing for scissors?"
"If necessary, you can cut you!"
“…”
When he saw this text message reply, Zhao Xiaohan finally understood what is the most toxic woman's heart. No wonder the ancients began to educate us hundreds of years ago, rather than provoking gentlemen than women.
Chapter completed!