312. Chapter 312 Believe it or not, I shot you down?
Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's secret code, the yellow-haired man looked at Zhao Xiaohan like a fool, blinked his eyes, stared at Zhao Xiaohan and said, "Hey, you have no problem with your brain, brother, what kind of mess is worse than slutty? Are you Zhao Xiaohan? The secret code is, the king of heaven covers the earth tiger, the river demon in the pagoda, is there any culture? Okay, you are a person without culture, alas, there is no way. In this day, there are too few men as educated and handsome as me. Okay, I forgive you, come with me."
Seeing his face not blushing and saying such unconscience-absorbing words, Zhao Xiaohan finally understood what it means to be outsiders. There is a world beyond them. He always thought that he was already narcissistic, but he didn't expect that there were people who were more narcissistic than himself. The most important thing was that this person who was more narcissistic than himself had a youthful and beautiful beans on his face at this time. The red spots made Zhao Xiaohan feel a little embarrassed to look at him. He actually said that he was handsome. Sure enough, what is the highest level of a liar? He can deceive himself. Congratulations, he has successfully deceived himself and reached the highest level of a liar.
"I understand. It is rare for men who are as handsome as you, who are changing colors and turbulent as the wind and clouds." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head helplessly and followed the steps of the yellow-haired man. When he heard Zhao Xiaohan's words, the yellow-haired man immediately smiled and turned his head and smiled, "Brother, you have vision. You are the most eye-catching man I have ever seen in my life."
"There is no way, I am such an upright person, a just person, and a serious person. The one I don't know how to tell lies in my life." When he finished this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan despised himself severely. In this life, he never said such a lie that goes against his conscience again. However, he was very suspicious that with such an IQ, this guy is still selling drugs? It is a great miracle that he has not been caught by the police for so many years.
However, Zhao Xiaohan roughly understands why this person is called Spider-Man. It seems that his IQ can only be seen with Doraemon, antenna baby, cat and mouse, and kindergarten children like the most. Spider-Man, it is good, and it is very suitable for this buddy's IQ.
When Zhao Xiaohan finished speaking, the yellow-haired man had already led him to a narrow alley. After turning left and right for a few minutes, he finally arrived at a remote little house and stopped. Then the yellow-haired man stepped forward and knocked on the broken door that was almost falling down for three rhythmic times. He pushed open the door and gave Zhao Xiaohan a color, indicating that he could follow him in.
"Okay, Spider Brother is waiting for me inside, I won't go in with you." When he walked into the yard and came to the door of a small house, the yellow-haired buddy suddenly stopped and said this. When he heard the yellow-haired man's words, Zhao Xiaohan frowned and said in confusion: "Aren't you Spider-Man?"
Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the yellow-haired buddy shook her head for granted and said, "Of course not. How could I be Spider-Man with such a handsome person? No, no, damn, it's Spider-Brother, how could it be me?" Damn, it's not right, just know that it's not me, hurry up and go in, how could so much nonsense? If you talk more, believe it or not, I will kill you with one shot?
Seeing that the yellow-haired buddy was about to jump at him with a gun again, Zhao Xiaohan smiled helplessly, shook his head, and walked towards the small house. However, when he reached the door, he suddenly stopped again, turned his head to look at the yellow-haired buddy and said, "Hey, buddy, ask you something, do you really have a gun on your body?"
Seeing that Zhao Xiaohan didn't believe him, the yellow-haired buddy suddenly became anxious. She immediately took out a black 54 pistol from her waist and pointed it at Zhao Xiaohan's direction and shouted: "Damn, you dare not believe me, do you believe it or not, I will kill you in one minute?"
"Well, aim at this and shoot." Looking at the angry look of the yellow-haired buddy, Zhao Xiaohan laughed and pointed to the middle of his eyebrows and said. When he heard Zhao Xiaohan's words, the yellow-haired buddy suddenly stared at her eyes: "Damn, don't you believe I dare to shoot?"
"That's why I asked you to shoot." Zhao Xiaohan smiled faintly, pointed to his eyebrows and said, "Let's shoot quickly. If you don't shoot at this, you will not be the most handsome person in the world."
"Let's go, don't force me, I'm really firing." As he said, the yellow-haired buddy slowly put his finger on the trigger. Seeing that the buddy was already angry with him, he almost couldn't say anything, Zhao Xiaohan smiled and took out a cigarette from his pocket to light it, and sniffed gently and said, "Okay, don't scare me. When I was eighteen, I had already fought with other drug dealers in Laos with AK47. When I was twenty, I could assemble a sniper rifle in ten seconds. Who would you use a toy gun to scare?"
As he said that, Zhao Xiaohan pushed open the door of the room without looking back. After Zhao Xiaohan walked into the room, the yellow-haired buddy finally came over and spat hard at Zhao Xiaohan's disappearing back and said, "Damn, dare you say that my toy gun? Believe it or not, I rushed into the room and shot you?"
As he said that, the yellow-haired buddy had already pulled the trigger hard, and then, he saw a yellow bullet of about the size of a rice grain from his pistol, which was the kind of toy bullet that was hundreds of in a pack of 50 cents on the market. When he saw that the yellow toy bullets shot out of the pistol, the yellow-haired buddy smiled and scratched his head and said, "Damn, I haven't cheated this kid, Hum, but I dare to cheat? I don't believe you were fighting a drug dealer at the age of eighteen. I was eighteen and saw a beautiful little sister whistling in school. You are not as handsome as me. Damn, how could it be better than me?"
Zhao Xiaohan didn't hear what the yellow-haired buddy said outside, of course, he wouldn't care. As for why he was so sure that the buddy was in his hand, the answer was very simple. If he was Spider-Man, he wouldn't let a buddy with such a low IQ hold a real gun in his hand. What if one day he got fire and didn't fuck the enemy, and he would fuck himself first?
This is a somewhat dark room with some dark lights. The room is very empty. Apart from a TV, there are only a few chairs and a table. As for other things, nothing can be seen, and there is not even a bed. When I saw this scene, Zhao Xiaohan was attracted by the scenes broadcast on TV at the first time, because there was an animation called "Dragon Ball" on the point at this time, and there was a person sitting on a chair, looking relish. As for why it was a human, it was not sure about men and women, because the person sitting on a chair watching the "Dragon Ball" cartoon was wearing a Spider-Man dress.
Yes, it is exactly the same as the black and red suit worn by Spider-Man in the movie. It has two black eyes, big and very magical, and then it is the fully armed Spider-Man suit. If it weren't for the fact that Spider-Man's chest was too flat, Zhao Xiaohan wouldn't have been sure that this was a man. Of course, Zhao Xiaohan was not very sure, because there is a unique woman in this world, and they wandered in all corners of the world. Their name was - Princess Taiping.
"Are you here?" Just as Zhao Xiaohan watched from both sides, the Spider-Man person had already spoken. When he heard the sound, Zhao Xiaohan finally breathed a sigh of relief, because he finally confirmed that this guy was a man, not Princess Taiping. However, what Zhao Xiaohan was curious about was that this guy sold white powder. As for packaging himself as Spider-Man? These days, those who sold white powder had been forced to such an extent by the police that he could only rely on Spider-Man's suit to turn himself into the Spider-Man who had super powers and could spit out a spider silk at any time?
"Yeah. I'm here." Although Zhao Xiaohan was very curious about this guy, he nodded and said mercy. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Spider-Man nodded, reached out and pointed to the chair next to him and said, "Sit down."
Seeing that this guy didn't like to talk nonsense at all, Zhao Xiaohan nodded and sat down. This advantage is good, and it is a little better than the yellow-haired guy just now. If he meets a buddy who is even more narcissistic than himself, Zhao Xiaohan may not be sure to collapse.
"You are Zhao Xiaohan?" When Zhao Xiaohan sat down, Spider-Man spoke again. When he heard Spider-Man's words, Zhao Xiaohan nodded again and said with a hush: "Well, I am Zhao Xiaohan. Are you Spider-Man?"
"Looking at my clothes, don't you know I'm Spider-Man? Don't doubt it, I'm Spider-Man who's like a fake one." As he said that, Spider-Man deliberately stretched out his finger and pointed at his clothes, indicating that Zhao Xiaohan would look at his Spider-Man suit. Zhao Xiaohan still admired this guy's clothes in theory, but it is undeniable that this set of clothes was really eye-catching. When Zhao Xiaohan saw it in the first sight of him, he became interested in this set of clothes.
Chapter completed!